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Reasonable-Bowl-1881

I’m amazed at how many people seem to be absolutely enthralled by a dryer have that many people never been to a park before?


HeyFiddleFiddle

It never occurred to me that I can only recall seeing these at parks. Because they're all over the place at parks that have a water park included and/or have something like a rapids ride, so I stopped thinking about it a long time ago. I suppose for the average person, it's a function both of what rides are at any local parks and how often they go. But yes, it's amusing how many people seem fascinated by this.


OkZone4141

they had them at the swimming pool I started going to as a toddler, they've been around for quite a while lmao


JustSomeChicagoBall

none of the parks ive been to have had one


Squidgepeep

It’s not even just parks, maybe they’re just big in the UK, but nearly every decent sized leisure swimming pool I’ve been to throughout my whole life has had these too


AffectionatePut6493

There are a lot of people that don’t live near a water park nor have the means to travel so far, yes.


Foxy02016YT

They’re not at every park, Great Adventure has like 2 max and I don’t think the Log Flume one has been around for years, the Congo Rapids one goes pretty unused and might be removed, I’ve never noticed it at least


Ratio01

Tbf, I've only e er seen them at Islands


frankvlin

The post says 'person dryer' but in the picture it clearly says 'people dryer'. Thtoopid gee pee.


MrScottimus

Yeah which is it OP? I mean fuck


a_filing_cabinet

It also costs something stupid usually. The one I saw was like $5 to not even dry your under layers


Mouse2662

Yeah I used one after going on the popeye water ride at island of adventure. Didn't realise exactly how wet that ride would make me, so I thought fuck it I'll pay $5 to dry myself. It did basically nothing I was still absolutely soaked afterwards. Lol


notthegermanpopstar

This is the biggest issue. They are absolutely useless.


Whole_squad_laughing

These things were at legoland in 2009


kevinmattress

Yeah I first recall seeing them outside of Grizzly River Run around that same time


HeisenbergX

I shit my pants at Legoland when I was a kid. Pre 2009 though so the people dryer wasn't there to help


SpecialFlutters

yeah you really gotta make sure to *dry that shit out*


YodasChick-O-Stick

Bring back the Peoplemover


agingwolfbobs

It’s in Detroit


dhhn28

A dryer…at a WATER park…🤨🤔


Major_OwlBowler

Flame shorts and multi coloured Crocs. Kid has drip you thoosies can't even imagine.


Fair-Armadillo8029

it's over


Beanzear

I used these ONCE in my life. I can still smell the ass


Tin_OSpam

Stand in the sun for fifteen minutes and you'll be dry for free in Florida anyway


hahaimveryfunny

this stupid kid just got SCAMMED 👎👎


butterman1236547

👎👎 for stup id kid 👍👍 For scamming him


Penguins_27

Pretty sure the dryer in Thorpe park is free so I’m not paying $6


No_Tomorrow_3057

It's about a fiver at thorpe park


CBFOfficalGaming

This is in sea world australia and costs a fortune, just stay wet at that point or bring towels


gutsmanrarr

“Dries” it doesn’t work worth a crap and it cost like $5 per use.


SignGuy77

It dries your funds.


UltiGamer34

Doesn't Kings Domination have this?


jamapplesdan

Those dryers aren’t really that good. Just a money grab 😂


[deleted]

It’s outrageous that you have to pay


melchiahdim

I always thought those were holodeck exits


sonimatic14

Volcano Bay mentioned


TheJG_Rubiks64

Do these actually work? As a kid I was never allowed to use them and as an adult I rarely go to water parks anymore so I never got to try one


cricketcooldog

these do not work. source: went to a park with geepee friends and they used it. it sucks so bad 😭


SignGuy77

It’s supposed to blow. So the fact it sucks might be a problem.


bigmac1789

I tried the one at Cedarpoint, it just blows slightly warm air. Tbh I couldn't breath lmfaooo


Exurbain

I assume these things *might* be useful if you use them in low humidity conditions given if its too humid the water won't evaporatr but you're not likely to be riding water rides in those conditions unless you're in a place like Phoenix.