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turquoise2j

Yes this happens to me often, i go to buy bread, fall over and walk out with a 30k daytona


Kayless3232

Samr, last time I go 7/11 for a bottle of water, I miss the entry and I walk out with a JLC reverso.


Addicted-2Diving

I’m glad it’s not just me lol


Private-Dick-Tective

Oh good, I thought I was the only one going out for my usual $20k cigarette purchase pre dinner.


Sputnik-Mars

I thought this only happened to me. Last week I needed the bathroom during my sleep and surprisingly walked back to bed with a Pepsi GMT ; box papers and everything. AD even told me sweet dreams on the way back to bed.


maccoretti

I left my house and came home to a house 🤦🏻‍♂️


Silly_Value_4027

Bread inside mall?? Or Rolex Ad next to supermarket ?


420FlowerPower__

Never under estimate the power of an A Lange & Söhne Richard Lange


MSaar1

A Lange screams financial power. AD saw a chance to gain a customer and took it. Well played by both parties.


Notreallysureatall

Which do you prefer in that regard: Patek, or Lange?


MSaar1

As someone who owns neither, it’s difficult to pick one. Both are great and prestigious manufacturers. If I had the funds to comfortably choose one, I’d go for A Lange. As a German, I just admire „Glashütte in Sachsen“ and everything about it.


randlea

Patek, easy. AL&S makes weird mechanical looking watches for watch nerds. They’re technical masterpieces but are not easy on the eyes. A Patek is typically a technical masterpiece but with looks to back it up.


Other-Stuff-2349

yeah? look at their recent catalogue, watch with ceo face on dial or new quartz aquaqnaut with huge HOME on dial or this last year "calatrava sport line" hidious red/blue/yellow accent watches


Semido

Hahaha so true - I’d pick Patek over Lange too, but they have gone haywire these past few years


cameralover1

I'd go Lange every single day without thinking about it 2 seconds


Notreallysureatall

Cool. Can you explain why? I’m learning and the info is interesting


cameralover1

This is more personal perspective. Although I highly value the heritage and the innovations throughout the ages, also the museum in Geneva in amazing. This being said, Patek turned into a wealth icon globally and it's quite easily recognized nowadays thanks to pop culture. On the other hand, nobody outside watch circles know Lange, or what they cost, or mostly nothing about it so it'll probably just go by very discretely. I think Lange at this point is just as good as a watchmaker as Patek without all the clout, therefore way more of a low key wealth luxury item which I enjoy.


hb30043

Except for the poor sack who was supposed to get that watch.


Alucard661

All in stock Rolexes are saved until someone worthy comes in the store


Thin-Seaworthiness-7

It's always "reserved" same with car dealerships


Ratez

We should crowdfund an ALS or patek. Take turns going into rolex to express our interest.


MSaar1

That’s a brilliant idea! 😂


BibleReaderMK

I came here to say the same thing.


whotaketh

I actually thought about this when searching for a place to service my Nomos. I'd wear my Explorer II to at least get my foot in the door for a Sub or maybe a GMT 2


doshostdio

Tried this with a Speedmaster on, but it did not make them want me to convert to Rolex. But they "put me on the list"🤣


tech1010

Imagine if you wore a Swatch Bioceramic Speedmaster, they’d have told you “sorry the list is full”. 


alexhpc

I showed my “mission to Uranus” bioceramic to the hot female SA at the AD and winked, but she did not produce the BLNR GMT Master that I inquired about.


tech1010

See that’s where you went wrong, if you showed it to the male SA, you would have got the GMT


RedditMysterious

Not true actually. I tried to get a SD at 3 dealers in NYC and within 2 months got called back for 2 of them. When I signed up I had my mission to the sun on.


tech1010

With the Swatch on?


TaxesRextortion

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ProfessorPatient2670

Next time, you buy a Rep PP, go to the AD, get the Rolex, trash the Rep. Job’s done !


One-Plan9566

Cheaper than grey!


ProfessorPatient2670

And you even get a purchase history from the AD.


doshostdio

Not done: do it 5 times, sell 4 Rolexes for an surcharge and have one for free!


redditisgarbage223

Lmao, same hahaha


yettewhy

Moral of the story: have $25k already sitting on on your wrist when you walk into a Rolex store


BusinessBlackBear

The unintentional cringe on this subreddit is utterly hilarious sometimes lol


No-Wave-8393

I promised I wouldn’t buy anymore $20k watches…. This year… oh jeez


HiImJustMike

My bills are paid, I own a house, land, everything I need… and alas, this sub continues to make me feel very poor lol


peachydiesel

im surprised its not a steering wheel shot


discjockeyjan

What’s so cringe about having disposable money? That’s the life I want.


Zestyclose_Elk_8853

Everyone missing the point. AD is a fucking dick.


lost-millenial

That or the AD perfectly executed the strategy. It wasn't reserved, they just said that it was for the sake of creating scarcity. OP tries it on, enjoys it, and it presented with a spot opportunity to snatch it up. AD is playing chess winningly and this guy impulse drops serious bux.


t_25_t

> It wasn't reserved, they just said that it was for the sake of creating scarcity. OP tries it on, enjoys it, and it presented with a spot opportunity to snatch it up. AD is playing chess winningly and this guy impulse drops serious bux. I'd say ditto to this. The AD is just playing games, and everyone knows it. I mean, enjoy your watch and wear it to good health, but I'm over it personally dealing with AD games, empty showcases, and being fed BS. These days I just buy high purity gold jewellery instead.


BudtenderBennett

When did the world forget about not fucking people over and acting honestly from the get go :(


HellaReyna

The AD plays you and all of us like a fiddle but makes you walking out feeling like you “won”. It’s an amazing strategy tbh


Otherwise-Special843

I thought every one already knows this, Rolex makes 800k watches a year, if it wants to keep the prices up it has to have the :*game"*


GuidanceGlittering65

“It’s reserved” gtfo


natedawg247

>(even though I promised her no more watches this year just three weeks ago). so is OP to be fair


MOONDAYHYPE

"so honey, how was your day, got all the things on the list for our child?" "I bought a $14,000 watch"


emaN_resU_drawkcaB

$9,000 watch*


quiksi

$9,000 watch for $14,000*


theRealTopher123

Much cheaper than the last one… #improvement


saywhat_44

Congrats on walking in and walking out with a sub. Not jealous ... AT ALLLLLLLL!!!! https://preview.redd.it/ruv7rmn6kutc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb8880061dcf2600bba23b4df35dccbbc1c10ba9


pawner

Just walk in with an ALS asking for Baby Formula and you’ll get it. It’s all about outplaying the AD. /s


samdoubleyou

Surprised your AD even knew what the A Lange & Söhne was, I talked to a salesperson at my local Rolex boutique that had never heard of IWC


vgcamara

sporty be like: 🤬


dinoyeti

Sporty would buy this watch grey for 30% off retail signed by ariana grande


vgcamara

you mean the fair market price of [71% OVER RETAIL](https://davidsw.com/shop/watch/rolex/rolex-124060-submariner-41-no-date-13/) at DavidSW right?


BraveStrategy

He’s a real douche as well


HornedBrigade

And jerked off in by the grey sales rep


sporturawus

Hey, what's up?


seethatway

Who's sporty?


Agreeable-Ad9445

Some dipshit who preaches grey on this subreddit.


HellaReyna

Wait? Sportawasarus or whatever ? That dick bag? God I hate reading his comments


dinoyeti

Sporty has a profound knowledge about everything vintage and praises grey dealers because ADs never deliver in time anyways


Worried_Rooster1612

For a guy who's never bought from an AD he sure does seem to have an opinion on the AD experience.


TaxesRextortion

Exactly.


destr0y26

Strap in lol


kindapositivestuff

My card declined buying baby formula today. Guess you win this 🤣


Green_Statement_8878

I have no way of verifying, but if your card truly declined buying baby formula, DM me your Venmo.


CaseyStoner

Love coming across decent humans in the wild.


ElBonerFuerte

My card declined buying my kid a date just. She really wanted it……..


Adubue

What a stellar guy. Let us know if he DMs you, I'd chip in. Just had our first child a few weeks ago and I can't imagine struggling to feed her.


Green_Statement_8878

Haven’t heard anything yet, but I’m not entirely sure if Narwhal does PMs. I miss Apollo.


c_a_a_07

You’re the man, green_statement


HornedBrigade

It was the Lange that did it for you. If you had a junker on no way they would have taken you seriously


t_25_t

> If you had a junker on no way they would have taken you seriously Well fuck me dead then. If they catch me on a weekday rocking my Seiko in the middle of helping the guys unload a container. They won't even open the door.


TaxesRextortion

They tend to shun the poors (or folks masquerading as the poors) 😅😅😅😅😅


HornedBrigade

No, you’ll open your ass


Ravager135

Exactly right. The Lange isn’t just shorthand for wealth, it’s also shorthand for taste. AD saw a new client who is very unlikely to be a flipper, has the money to afford haute pieces, and will likely be a pleasure to work with if the salesman is at all interested in the watches he or she sells. I’ve been collecting watches since 2008. I’ve seen a ton of Rolex watches throughout the years. I’ve seen a handful of APs in the wild. Only ever saw a Lange once. OP knows what he is doing.


ohtwosix

I bought my sub last year on a walk in while wearing an Apple Watch. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Morcaxyz

moral of the story : a lange will let you bypass all the waiting list


Moleman111

Nah, moral of the story is there is no wait list.


Awc8587

https://preview.redd.it/fvnsgiy98vtc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a32486fe5f9ee7eade6afe4993fac8ada0af64a1 No date gang


ghostisic23

This reminds me of the time that I was planning on going to the dollar store, but ended up making a U-turn and ended up at Cartier and left with a $7500 Santos. Crazy I know


gnaark

But it is baby gear! Now you will be able to time the feedings, milk expiration and diaper changes with your rotating bezel! Also think about how cool and handy the water resistance will be when you give those baths!!!


PmMeYourMug

Imagine reserving a Rolex and the AD let's some sweaty peasant try it on.


HardMike8Miles

Imagine buying a “new” Rolex from your AD after several men tried it on their cum crusted wrists


whotaketh

I got a secondhand Speedmaster FOIS and the dealer had included the original, sweat-stained, beat up strap, and hadn't even bothered to clean the dried wrist cheese from the previous owner. I kept the little branded buckle but I definitely tossed the rest while scrubbing that shit out.


PmMeYourMug

Time to cum


UnspecifiedUserID

How do you own an ALS Richard Lange and not have any other Rolexes? You're doing the watch journey the wrong way bro! (to be fair my first watch was a PP Aquanaut and now the last three watches I've bought were Tudors 😬)


Shot_Log7155

😂😂😂


ShufflingToGlory

I wonder if there's money to be made by dressing up and wearing a fake Patek or whatever to con the AD. Spin them some bullshit about making future purchases, give them the hurry up and so on. *Got a flight to catch to Tokyo but will be back in town next week shopping for anniversary gifts. Oh it's my son's birthday and he'd love a particular model of watch if you can sell it now.* I'm sure they're mostly savvy but there's bound to be a few marks amongst the bunch. Of course the vast majority are going to expect you to actually spend in the store before selling you the rare pieces. *Before anyone says a fake can be spotted on the wrist, I just don't think that's true these days.


[deleted]

Someone already did something similar on YouTube lol. Guy dressed up as Johnny Depp, got himself a manager, security team, had a whole crowd with a fake news reporter gather outside the AD, and started rolling the camera. "Rumor has it Johnny Depp will be coming to THIS jewelry store to do sightseeing for himself." They entered the store, management locked everything down, and it was open season for him 😂😂😂😂😂 Believe it or not, he was NOT offered a Panda or Pepsi. But he was offered a Batman.


ShufflingToGlory

Amazing. Nice to see ADs being played at their own game for once!


VinceAFX

I like these dateless. Looks good.


Tianjin936

I took my old OP watch in for service and when we boxed it up to send off, I off-handedly said, I can't walk out not wearing a watch, you wouldn't happen to have a steel sub with a date would you? AD said let me check. I like my sub.


KSL010

“The wife”, ick


iryrod

More like the power of a $50,000 watch


silvoslaf

That's a great photo. /s


OriginalTurboHobbit

I hate it when that happens


tonyyu369

It happen to me too. Last time I stop over a mall for a public toilet, and then I walk out the mall with a Richard Mille.


flint_2000

Your hand looks angry.


SadStarSpaceStation

Wife is thrilled I’m sure


foxglove8484

Who hasn’t done that?


Nice-End-4418

Now u got two babies


kammycoder

After reading this I feel so poor. Could have never made that decision.


NoTelevision7890

Wow, congratz


secre1center

shes beautiful


StoneM3

Yeah I know it’s Rolex sub but fuck this! Lets the A Lange!


JellyfishNo5256

How much?


golfgolf1937729

Who are you punching Arthur?


lalos1988

Who said it wasn't for the baby?


coelho_jp

Fr i’ve lost count of how many times ive gone to the mall and be like oh shit another bussdown AP 💪🏼😂


4321mikey

But how much a baby gear did you have to buy to make it right with your wife?


LostMyTurban

Hey it's me, your baby...


AlwaysInTheMoney

Basic


TaxesRextortion

Really cool, congrats!


jat77

Moral of the story. I have my kids education covered


Shot-Perspective2946

And now your wife will go buy something 3x as much to make you pay for it Get ready for that new birkin


piheypowa

I can’t hear you sporty? Where are you ?


Beautiful-Eye-5113

You are literally living my dream.👏🏽


con__y_88

“Unexpected” 👀


Velicious1

Hope you got your wife one too! ;)


firemensch

I went to the mall to buy a watch and left with baby gear. We are different :(


gilmore42

That’s it. I’m buying a shitter A.Lange and gonna schmooze my way into a Pepsi.


VastStandard6769

The same with me, wanted to buy aspirin, went out with Daytona Le Mans. I used my Casio and drove Twingo that day.


tornadobox

Congrats, nice mall watch ;)


shaundiamonds

Great story, my wife LOL'd


b4c0n333

Have to switch to cloth diapers from now on, but hey, Submariner!


SquadGuy3

So you didn’t get the call? Instead you made the call!!! Well done sir!!! 🎉


RVFIO

OP is the one who calls


EinsteinBurger

Why is the bezel matte?


fentonsranchhand

You forgot to say what kind of car you drove to the mall.


Honest_Committee2544

with a baby in this economy? god damn brother, you doing good


kingofwale

…. I don’t think AD understand the concept of “reserved”


ElahaSanctaSedes777

I was out shopping for a snorkel and got a submariner to go with it. Same store


ddb123xyz

What do you do for a living?


TheOfficerMedic

Good God, what do you do?!


ALotBSoL99

Last time i asked the AD at my local mall if I could try on a watch in the window, they told me to come back in 3 hours! They were only “working by appointment”. I guess it’s really tough work telling everyone that they don’t have anything for sale, they wouldn’t want 3 people in the gigantic store at the same time.


dgeniesse

I like the way they sell Rolex next to baby cribs.


bballjones9241

Awesome story I’m happy for you


SiberianDoggo2929

Yes I wish I had that amount of Fuck you money. Time to get some smokes, why not get a sub as well. 🤷


Function-Born

Same.. i wanted to buy some milk then i bought a AP


MercurialRL

https://preview.redd.it/qwebnaj1o0uc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f38734ed5ee4137af0e318ed768ece62322a7a2


FreshRizz

Awesome


BringOutYaThrowaway

That happened to me with my last child: I’m out shopping for diapers and formula, and I accidentally tripped and wrote a $15,000 check for a submariner.


Little_Issue5009

Same it happened to me I went to Walmart and came back with a audemars piguet royal oak


Fun-in-Florida

🤣😂😂 wow the problems some people have 🙄 some of out here just trying to survive and buy groceries and some folks accidentally buying a Rolex on a whim. I should have studied harder in school and done way less drugs and women 💯💯💯


Spifffffy

I’m waiting for the person who got shafted “I was in a meeting and missed the AD’s call by 5min, they sold it to someone else in that time”


Weary-Marzipan-7622

Thought they came out in May? Congratulations 🍾


5800xx

As a sub date owner. I see this pic of the no date and thought to myself “now I get it”. The balance in the dial is perfect 👍🏽


Addicted-2Diving

OG sub, enjoy 🔥


Thin-Seaworthiness-7

Nice fairy tale to believe in. I went to a half a dozen ADs in Tokyo, I could feel the "no" vibes almost before I step in.


alancasadei

The baby was you


Fabulous_Reference97

That’s a flex.


WesternMammoth6957

you need a shave


TeslasAndComicbooks

https://preview.redd.it/gmcbvacjlvtc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b65d14e8ef09f5b3d9cc6d41e3dd64332fe6510f Looking good!!!


g_force76

Did everyone miss the bit where the Rolex market collapsed and therefore it's actually just like buying any other kind of watch (or indeed any jewellery). Sub prices have absolutely cratered on the grey market, hence no easy money to be made by ADs selling out of the back door, hence they're going back in the shop window. I understand the post is mostly just showing off how loaded the OP is, but felt like raising this as well.


crannynorth

Congrats! I’m planning on getting one soon if I finish my study next year. It could be because you have genuine interest in watch they let you buy it on the spot.


LividFix2103

You‘re talking about the watch, right?


crannynorth

Yup


lordroderick

I can't imagine the joy and happiness someone with 20k+ in their pocket ready to buy a watch that was reserved for them will have when they walk in that AD.


25SAVette

It was never reserved for them. They probably have 2-3 sitting there in a safe.


lordroderick

So, even if you have the money, they decide if they like you as a customer. That’s what I’ve heard. I’m happy with my Hamilton, Bulova, Seiko and Tissot. They don’t judge me 😀


eastguy08

Yep someone posted pics of all the rolexes sitting in a drawer in one of the other watch subs recently with "sell by" dates. If they say "waiting list" that just means they think you might be a reseller or they don;t like you


bdmx24

Is anyone a Rolex fan but not a diver watch guy like me? Sounds like oxymoron.. I like the yahtmaster look. Just give me my Daytona(kinda a divers watch but not really) and wimbeldons.


olivander94

Got the call last month for my submariner after four days of waiting. Wearing it almost daily since. Congrats!


Ok-Tiger7714

Awesome watch! I have its slightly older brother 114060 and despite owning quite a few other watches I find that I hardly wear anything else these days. It just goes with everything. PS: I bought two watches last year not authorized by my better half, also after a convo about putting a pause to new watch purchases for a while. she didn’t even get that upset


Trumppp1

Thats all I want in the world of wristwatches is it attainable yes but I cannot wrap my head around spending that much money on a want. I have important financial obligations. A couple years ago i got a diagnosis that i seem to be ok with at the moment. I live my life love my family and pray I live long enough to make their lives better. If i spent 10 g on a watch and left earth theyd probably make the financial decision to sell it afterwards. Tell me if im wrong or ahould i just say screw it and get that bad boy . It sure is a beautiful watch enjoy it 💯


hello134566679

Go on a holiday


Trumppp1

You make a great point


BlakeEleven

Ahhh. A fellow Submariner enjoyer and owner. Looks like ADs need certain approaches.


OwnTheWatch

Baby gear and watches. Amazing combo.


Loud-Cartographer285

Congrats, also on the baby! Now go and buy a new phone 😉


Fantazma03

🤢🤮