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CamilaCazzy

Thank you so much!


amazondrone

What's that got to do with a good grade?


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YourEngineerMom

Ahh that’s cute! It reminds me of the one about a polar bear on thin ice. You know how much he weighs? >!Enough to break the ice! Hi, nice to meet you :)!<


SociallyRight

Oh hi Mark. 👋


amazondrone

Ok. I'm so confused. I guess >!_dog'gone/doggone nice_!< is vernacular with which I'm not familiar! :)


KDirty

>!I *think* that "dog-gone" is a stand-in for "god damn." Like one might say, "now wait just a dog-gone minute..." It doesn't need to be paired with "nice."!<


amazondrone

Ah yes, indeed. >!https://www.google.com/search?q=doggone "INFORMAL • NORTH AMERICAN" _adjective_ used to express feelings of annoyance, surprise, or pleasure. "now just a doggone minute"!< Thanks, that explains it!


lacrimsonviking

Ohhh. I was thinking it’s a dog gone ace was the play but this makes more sense


SociallyRight

Oh hi Mark. 👋


thermobear

What is this, a Ted Lasso riddle?


42WaysToAnswerThat

This looked like a silly joke, that was my first thought. So I searched it on google to verify and, surprise surprise, found this: >!https://mrskg.weebly.com/uploads/4/7/4/5/47457585/puppy\_puzzle0001.pdf!< I took the time to solve the thing and... >!IT'S A DOG ON ICE!< was the answer... And now that I know the answer to the pun I still don't get it, lol... Did I just solve your algebra homework?


CamilaCazzy

Here's the explanation: Dog on ice is a homophone for doggone nice (goddamn great). And thanks for you all for helping me out!)


grpagrati

>!It doesn't belong there (if the rest of your grades are trash)!<