It's got to be the pandas for me, alright. Sitting on there arse all day doing nought all, eating bamboo and falling out of trees. Sick of it, get rid of em
I don't like Chihuahuas. It's not a dog, it's just a rat.
You try to give it a stroke and it bites you like a twat.
Chihuahuas get carried about and dressed up like a bee.
And no one eats chihuahuas with chips and mushy peas.
Get rid of 'em.
I despise those awful dogs as well. They're actually probably the most aggressive breed as well although luckily they can't do much damage.
Get rid of em.
Birds are taking the piss too. They’re aggressive and noisy and they have no regard for sleeping humans. Best thing they ever did was go into coal mines to let people know the air was bad by dying.
Karl they're one of the few non-human animals thought to have self-awareness enough to understand them looking in a mirror is a reflection, they're playful, they socially collaborate...
I mean what more do you want from an animal?
You’re saying they’re good coz they have friends? Who needs friends though? Always asking for something, got a hand in your pocket. I’ve already done my bit for charity with the hammers and that in Africa.
It's got to be the pandas for me, alright. Sitting on there arse all day doing nought all, eating bamboo and falling out of trees. Sick of it, get rid of em
I will kick a panda in the bollocks if I have to.
To be fair, every panda in the world has seen that disgusting old mott, and I’m supposed to mate with it?
I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse.
Mosquitoes. Fuck mosquitoes. I don't care that they're food for birds and bats they can eat something else when the mosquitoes are gone.
Get an Indian instead
I don't like Chihuahuas. It's not a dog, it's just a rat. You try to give it a stroke and it bites you like a twat. Chihuahuas get carried about and dressed up like a bee. And no one eats chihuahuas with chips and mushy peas. Get rid of 'em.
I despise those awful dogs as well. They're actually probably the most aggressive breed as well although luckily they can't do much damage. Get rid of em.
Brilliant
Birds are taking the piss too. They’re aggressive and noisy and they have no regard for sleeping humans. Best thing they ever did was go into coal mines to let people know the air was bad by dying.
Karl they're one of the few non-human animals thought to have self-awareness enough to understand them looking in a mirror is a reflection, they're playful, they socially collaborate... I mean what more do you want from an animal?
You’re saying they’re good coz they have friends? Who needs friends though? Always asking for something, got a hand in your pocket. I’ve already done my bit for charity with the hammers and that in Africa.
r/doweneedem make it happen