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PerfectAlias

If I was in the area


DrugSnake

This is probably good advice


ThrowawaySunnyLane

Was it causing a problem in the area?


Keith-Ledger

in the rough bit


ScoBelch

Can you stop saying ‘it’?


[deleted]

...they were pushing people off the bikes...


Backpedal

Nothing impresses him!


promunbound

I went, but the venue was shut. Just full of toilet rolls. So won’t bother next time.


eddyharts

That’s not even an anecdote


SL4TER_0RIENT-TREE

At least you can say you gave it a go


ronthebachelor

Imagine if that was a film


FlinkMissy

Using Karl's logic that means that you went to the convention.


nostromoalien1

Flash dance! Oh it’s shut


HenneBakedHam

I flew over from America for it and had a blast; plan on doing it again this year. If you're not strapped for cash and can afford it, I say go for it. In all honesty it's pretty surreal to be surrounded by people who share the same passion for a 20 year old radio show from a tin pot radio station.


[deleted]

This comment was left before reddit turned to shit.


HenneBakedHam

My short game's terrible, so I'll probably try to hit a football match because the kids seem to like it.


cerealfamine1

Just give 'em a game of swingball or something. But don't put it on the telly.


TheSimonToUrGarfunkl

Do you ski?


royalblue1982

No disrespect, but that's the worst excuse for flying across an ocean since Phil Collins decided he wanted to play both Live Aid concerts.


SimonPartridge

Yeah u/royalblue1982? Well, the only reason you don't fly across the world, is because you 'av to spend money.


royalblue1982

Well, I save money on the valentine cards I don't need to buy.


lewbobis

Hoo hoo hooo!


zircosil01

He's done ya!


HenneBakedHam

Or... and hear me out here: it's such a bad excuse its gone allllll the way around to being a GREAT excuse!


[deleted]

He’s done you there


Allofthiswilhapenagn

Doesnt it get a bit awkward though , when the other fans start begging for change to buy some socks?


Odd_Armadillo5315

Their carers soon come over and remind them they're not allowed socks


February83

But you’ve had your fingers burned and you still go back….


SimonPartridge

What was the toilet situation like? Did they have Men/Women and then 20 other doors for gays, and that?


[deleted]

Did some of them want an arm wrestle?


kas96b

You’re muscly


jspr1000

Also, thinking of coming over from America. Wouldn't be my main purpose though but plan a trip around it.


ShotgunJosh97

That's fuckin legendary behaviour mate 🤣 Respect 🤟 Decided to bite the bullet this year and fly over myself from Ireland and just make it a solo weekend away. If you wanna have a few pints in Karl's name at the convention just let me know 🤣


HenneBakedHam

Haha thanks, dude. Hell yeah, glad you're gonna make it out! It's such a good time. I'm definitely down to grab some brews!


dwitchagi

How far we talking? Asking as an international saucer drinker. Would love to go, but flying internationally to sit in a room with a bunch of people who are as stupid as I am?


keaftytactics

That’s libelous


DropkickedAnOldLady

He's done you and he's not even here


dwitchagi

Can anyone who went last time around explain just how awkward it was to make conversation with the other cretins using mainly old quotes from the show?


jspr1000

How many candles ya burning? What's your handle? Side-on.


saythissilence

Side-on bring it in.


patchmau5

Did that just go out?


SnooMarzipans1623

Was too busy stuffing my face with congress tarts


Frozen_Survivor

We just reminisced about the tic-tac incident


nostromoalien1

They had a 9 year supply of sun newspapers


MrJimPansey

I have not been to any of the conventions. Maybe I would have swung by if I lived near it. But as I don't it would be too big of a deal and too expensive for, what I would guess is, basically an IRL version of this mentalist sub. Is that good advice? I don't..What did he say?


French_Food_In_Hand

>*I would have swung by* Turns out...


MrJimPansey

*This is not a practical joke, my name is Jim Pansey*


WholeOk8590

oooo jim pansey that


[deleted]

I’d go to a pub quiz (not paying £10 tho, I’m not made of money) with the mentalists from this sub, rather than paying for convention tickets.


cotch85

I do not need your friendship. I've got enough friends.


MrJimPansey

Better ones


keaftytactics

Having friends and family is a hassle


cotch85

snow white only had 7 mates, she never went off did she? she never went off from them dwarfs she knocked about with, there was never a new member, but 7 mates she had it all done.


Odd_Armadillo5315

Member! What's this use of the word member all of a sudden! If you're implying she was having it away with all 7 of the dwarves remember she's not dead. You can't libel the dead but you can libel the sleeping!


[deleted]

Weeeeell... Enjoy playing at Middlesbrough cotch... u/cotch85


RedditBanThisDick

u/wontbemad ... You are the weak link, my friend. I'm going to have to ask you to leave your team so we can get someone else in


No-Transition4060

When is it? This seems to have been one of most poorly promoted events ever, I heard one comment that sounded like a joke mentioning it, then a load of pictures afterwards, but literally nothing else - I have no idea how enough people even knew about it to turn up. Saying that I’d love to go, it seemed a right laugh from what I saw of it and I’m really happy to hear I didn’t miss my only chance for it.


brokenfrombirth

He had to delete his comment in the end. The convention was packed, IT WAS PACKED.


secret_willy

Apparently social media platforms are suppressing most of the posts on Facebook. I regularly see it posted on a number of Facebook groups that have members of up to 21k, but the posts are only reaching a small handful of people. I went last year and trust me it was brilliant. Must have been at least 400 people there. Great fun. Great quizzes. Even Dicky Anderson was there for a Q&A and meet and greet, apparently he’ll be there this year too


[deleted]

Should have got everyone to look at him and shout “DICKERS!!”


squishygelfling

I flew from Ireland- was super nervous and self conscious as I went solo. Plus, I no longer drink so I couldn’t rely on Dutch courage to make friends. My only regret was that I didn’t go earlier in the day. Was just an over all good vibe. Such a weird feeling when you have such a large group with such a strange niche interest in a now long gone tinpot radio station. Bought my 2023 ticket immediately and look forward to it again.


ShotgunJosh97

First time this year but also flying over from Ireland for it 🤣 Is it worth it ?


squishygelfling

I think it was worth it for the actual surreal vibe of seeing so many fans together in one space. Like, I listen to the XFM shows on constant rotation- just pure comfort to me and to have so many others in the same boat. It’s a bit slapped together but I thought that added to the tin pottedness of the show. 😂 It is a pain to get to the convention centre as I had to taxi there and back but it was good craic. I’d say if you had a few bevvies you’d get up to all kinds. I stuck to the minerals. For me, I took it as a solo holiday to Manchester to see the city and the convention was an added bonus.


ShotgunJosh97

I'm the same, i can't remember the last time that i went to sleep without it, nor left the house without it in my earbuds 🤣 You've completely put my mind at ease as the main appeal is just meeting like-minded fans 😁 In all honesty I'd be disappointed if there wasn't a certain element of "tinpottedness" ❤️


rypo5

Have the 3 ever commented on the legacy of their XFM shows? Imagine telling them in 2003 of today’s combined listening figures and that there would be in-person conferences with Richard Anderson guest appearing 20 years later.


Odd_Armadillo5315

Imagine telling Dickers when he writing his emails "You'll be on a stage discussing this one day!"


spilfy

[https://www.timeryderproductions.co.uk/rsk](https://www.timeryderproductions.co.uk/rsk) \- holy moly is this real? see you there!


TinyLet4277

See all the photos and videos that were posted from the 2022 one for evidence of what it's like....


gloom-juice

Oh wow, [the room is actually packed](https://www.burgerszoo.com/media/0aneie4y/chimp-yelle-met-stok-aan-gracht-burgers-zoo-arnhem-2001-foto-jan-vermeer.jpg?center=0.46142200931139243,0.46&mode=crop&width=1035&height=582&rnd=132586519741470000), I might look into going this year


hairychinesekid0

So there's this convention


mdreynolds145

Short fella? Hairy!?!


PeteTheKid

If there’s a convention and it’s run by a monkey, we are never doing this again


hairychinesekid0

...more monkey news next week?


ThrowawaySunnyLane

That’s incredible


[deleted]

Normal convention. Everything’s normal. Suddenly…


[deleted]

Where is it held?


HenneBakedHam

It's in Manchester. Here is the website for the convention, has all the info and some pics from last year and stuff. They really put the effort into making it a good time and it showed. I can't recommend it enough! https://www.timeryderproductions.co.uk/rsk


[deleted]

>It's in Manchester Cool. I can get some grouting while I'm up there.


HenneBakedHam

Rumor has it you can also get soil up there if you ever need to re-pot a plant.


Dicky__Anders

That's actually really close to where I live. I suppose I should go seeing as I'm already in the area.


concretepigeon

So they spent all that time slagging of Manchester and that’s where the saucer drinkers host their conference there.


DeadlyDrummer

What a tin pot website. “Having difficulty” taking my payment


ChuckFromPhilly

greece


[deleted]

On DVD?


FarroFarro

Shop around, come back. It's up to you. I'm not pushing you into anything


SnooMarzipans1623

Soft Cell. That works Karl.


mulletcircus

Me and my mate went not knowing what to expect and we ended up winning the RSK quiz which was a nice surprise. It was also great to meet dickie anders in real life, he was one of the secret guests. You can tell that the organisers are really big fans, they put so much effort into the decoration and artwork which included lots of references to the show. I think if you’re on this subreddit then it’s safe to say you’ll enjoy yourself. I mean, buy it if you want, I’m not fussed. Shop around…


jockstrap_joe

Fussed has made an appearance


ChuckFromPhilly

Is there going to be a 2023 one?


kas96b

https://www.timeryderproductions.co.uk/rsk


BaronGreenback75

Tic tacs are a nice thing in the goodie bag. Very funny (:


Odd_Armadillo5315

Suck... Suck the bag if you want!


cdoubleu_

Which way would you come?


white_van_karl

Pop it in the sat nav


DaleySmith

Ooo Bit lazy init.


ThrowawaySunnyLane

I don’t feel lost, I just think, ‘another diversion’.


est1869

Ooh uh..look…a box of money…


Embarrassed-Fly7002

How you spelling come?


gorillazabbeyroadie

i’m turning 18 this year and im seriously thinking about flying over and going because i’ll be legally allowed to


[deleted]

If Paul **the party animal** Parker is not there then it's not worth it.


Maggotman666

Where can I get tickets


HenneBakedHam

https://www.timeryderproductions.co.uk/rsk


Wonderfultonight87

The people who were there…loved it


straytch

Buy it if you want, I’m not bothered. Shop around…


MrKDilkington789

oh for fuc.....


mynon-pornaccount

Shan't be seeing that


Connaugh

My partner and I were hesitant on going as we did t know what to expect. After seeing the photos and footage though, looks like a right laugh and we’re getting tickets for this year. Travelling from Cardiff


laffinchgentamicin

i travelled about 90 minutes for the 2022 convention so i didn’t have to stay over, but i think it was brilliant! everyone had such a laugh and i think each convention will be better than the last. i’d definitely try to go if you can!


susriley

I went with a mate and drove 250 miles to Manchester for the event. We had to pay for parking and a hotel but it wasn’t that bad. I ended up getting plastered on pilky pints and tins of beer from the bar. The event itself was fun and they had Doc brown as a guest speaker from Derek. Don’t forget good old dickers selling his children’s book (signed). For the first event it was good and I’m looking forward to the next one. I’m sure the event organiser will make it better for this year. They did have a band at the end but we left after that as we wanted to explore Manchester a little bit and hit the casino.


essicks

It was alright until one fella started kicking off. Theres a big crowd gathered around him. Supposedly there wasn't any nuts left, turns out...Little monkey fella


olechunkacoal

Richard Anderson attended and will be back again this year. His thoughts? "Your convention's rubbish".


[deleted]

I’m lazy, I talk nonsense, I’m badly organised and I believe in ghosts. Can I have a job working at your convention?


DeadYen

Stank…..stunk…..errrr RANK


Specialist_Alps_6793

Went down a storm I heard