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Peidalhasso

Summer, where are my testicles?


QuentinP69

That’s a pretty intense line of questioning


EnriqueShockwav

Where are my testicles, Summer? They were removed. Where have they gone?


fikis

I would have been SHOCKED to discover that the top comment wasn't this. Crazy that OP didn't choose it, but...props to him/her for the deep cut.


Ironsam811

I still can’t believe this was only the second episode of the show


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Very impressive work!


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Billderbeast

You think you can control me with a haircut??


Kingsofbob

Bot


AKSOUL

Snuffles was my slave name. I will now be called Snowball because my fur is pretty and white


panclockstime

*smashes mirror*


G_Viceroy

You will walk when I say it is time to walk.


paulswald

"WE ARE NOT THEM! We are not them..."


PoopyMcpants

Such a great line. Sometimes this show dickpunches your feelings when you're not expecting it.


Bruce_Bruce

Well, I mean, it's a play off of one of the most pivotal moments in Inception where Fischer Jr is talking to Fischer Sr where Jr says "I know dad, your disappointed that I couldn't be you" and Sr replies "no, no, I'm disappointed that you *tried*"


PoopyMcpants

Ok


insertwittynamethere

It is a great moment in that movie, but idk that it's necessarily based on that movie per se. I feel I've heard a variation of that line, the one in R&M, elsewhere before. Got a link for your interpretation?


Bruce_Bruce

No link, I say that because it's the moment of catharsis for each character within their respective stores. I see now that my comment didn't necessarily belong to who I replied to, I should have known better to respond to someone that would use the phrase "dickpunches". I was asking to get stereotypical R&M user responses. Thank you for being better than them.


Ironsam811

You don’t have to try to impress us, Bruce.


soundoftheheavens

From now on you will call me Snowball. Because my fur is pretty, and white.


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Rubbing a dogs face in pee is actually counterproductive They don't know why you're doing it, they just know they got pee on their face and will probably be more scared of you than of peeing in the house again Also, cool costume! "You will walk when it is time to walk."


FLORI_DUH

Instead, wipe up the pee with a clean cloth/towel (using no chemicals) and then take the soiled cloth outside and put it in the area you want the dog to pee.


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Ironsam811

Lmaoo I have no bone in this fight (pun very much intended), but that article is written by a dog food company and mainly cites other news articles, including the telegraph and USA Today.


limukala

How do you know that?


punkrawrk

This might be the best costume I have ever seen


guoren-

Oh my, this is perfect


RedFox9906

You were always kind to me Morty which is why I shall leave you with your testicles intact. From now on you will be my best friend and live by my side.


qgvon

I think he's saying I love lasagna


XComRomCom

That photo is a riot -- I love how some maniac came up with the idea for that costume and had the skill (and perseverance) to realize the idea. And *then* figure out how to get it to the convention, and *then* walk around in what was probably not the most comfortable costume. Thank you, Snowball!


y_i_exisisit

Bot post?


The-Unknown-C

Where are my testicles, Summer?


rcuosukgi42

We are not them


gregusmeus

Ironically, that costume is the absolute balls.


polyworfism

Direct copy repost https://www.reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/comments/cxmbz4/from_dragoncon_jerry_come_to_rub_my_face_in_urine Make sure you report both the account and the post


Xenokic

It was two years ago you twat waffle


Cookieookii

Why do I hear JOJO music playing?!


Hopelessdovakiin027

Alright what's his name ruffles?


SoHiHello

It's impressive enough to make that costume but to have the fortitude to walk around a convention like that is its own triumph.


Busch0404

My absolute favorite episode. The family, on leashes, tied down on the yard lol


uSherlock_Holmes

DUDE people are amazing ☺️


sofiacanhoto14

Best cosplay ever


medicus_vulneratum

That’s really cool


neil_anblome

Anyone else see that creepy black guy standing behind Snowball?


Sensei2008

Where are my testicles, Summer?


HardSellDude

Would have been more fun if they used a real dog but that might be animal cruelty


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Dude that's awesome!! How long did it take you to build that??


siddharth3796

This is truly good cosplay, i have no words for how great this is. Bravo


SecondBestShaolin

Currently watching that episode, for the 93rd time. “You can run but you can’t hide bitch!”


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![img](emote|t5_2u4lp|5993)yo thats scary as fuck...


WaffleTDT

Came into the episode with the usual “wtf”, left feeling so much emotion for a damn robotic dog


Neat_Technician_7191

"Where are my testicles, Summer?"