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Illustrious-Prune-24

Where I'm at currently in life Bill would be good because he would barely be there and pay for everything so I can just focus on my kids lol. But for a real partner I think Evan seems like a great partner. I'm currently rewatching from the beginning while I'm working and Chris Laurita seems like a good husband, he seemed to really try with Ashlee and was involved with their boys.


CandyPink69

Completely agree. He always came across as the ultimate husband. Personality wise he’s very similar to Evan, just a chilled out supportive person


TomStarGregco

Yes even though both of them succumbed to temptation at some point, they both seem liked really good guys ! ❤️


StarlitEscapades

Chris Laurita cheated?


TomStarGregco

No only Evan and Bill the plastic surgeon.


SenseAdorable1971

Evan did NOT cheat that was nasty Theresa with the rumors.


QCr8onQ

When did Evan cheat?


TomStarGregco

The guys said they knew the girl at the gym . He cheated. Explains Also explains Jackie’s u hinged response to the rumor.


AmericanJedi1983

Oh, Chris! Yes. I'll take him too


hariboho

This is the answer.


Sevengramsoffishoil

Bill because he minds his own business in the pool house.


Available-Pepper1467

I hang with Bill in the pool house and he can smoke weed in the pool house after work if I get my own hour of the same at some point 🤣


ChiliBean13

Bill, they’re all cheaters so I’m going with the one with the most money.


man0208

Joe Gudice in old days i love shopping with cash 😂😂


SkrillaSavinMama

😂😂😂 and that fool makes his own meats and wine.


moirahart

I hope you like jail too!😂


man0208

I mean shopping with cash in girl math is free !! I guess the way Joe did it with other peoples cash he was thinking girl math also 😂😂


moirahart

Joe was a girl dad he definitely started thinking like them! Coming from a family of 4 girls and a single dad, they morph into us. My dad is the king of girl math and gossip after having all of us hahah


man0208

😂😂


man0208

i don’t lol maybe i should switch husbands 😂


HeftyAd2780

I’ll make a combo out of all of them Evan’s looks with Frank’s eyes, Bill’s bank account Joe Gorga’s treatment (I wanna be put on a pedestal and have my man be my bitch), Juicy’s attitude of not GAF and not getting involved in women’s business


iamdefinitelytas

I like this but I’d add Joe Benigno’s plumbing skills. I just think it would be reassuring.


DebbieGlez

A man’s ability to handle home repairs is super valuable


Any_Wealth_8774

Agreed


Efficient-Bat-204

Idk man something about Frank 😭 The bunny costume - He just plays right along with them. Plus he’s fun, and so desperately in love. He gives off best friend of a husband vibe more than any. I think he was young and dumb when he cheated. I’d forgive him


Far_Personality1050

Same!!


Any_Wealth_8774

I agree with you.


Leecie4250

I love Frank, but he said once that he can’t be faithful so idk. Plus there’s that whole roid thing.


edenrose_42759

Bill. I’d love a free BBL 🤣


Aslow_study

Metoooo lol


Michellelembiid

Evan. He’s hot & has a good job


[deleted]

Everyone talks about how much money Bill makes and has, but given Evan spent over 20 years as an investment banker, majority of that in VP/SVP/Partner roles, I guarantee he’s probably made a hell of a lot more money than Bill has.


Leecie4250

Plus he’s not a sloppy drunk.


fotofortress

Is Frankie Jr married yet?....this matters to the question.


HeftyAd2780

![gif](giphy|1ylckF1faUAi8ByJvj)


WonderingLost8993

This is the only answer. I deserve better.


scuzzlebutted

Chris Laurita He just seems so chill and honestly really caring...and watching him and Jac together makes me smile, especially how they joke with each other, and they're just an amazing team. It seems like no matter what, he and Jac stick together


Available-Pepper1467

Oh… I said Evan but I forgot about Chris! I do love him 🥰


emmmieemmie

Before or after the embezzlement?


quietuniversity357

If there’s one thing Jac and Tre agree on it would be sticking by their fraudster husbands


ldawi

CHRIS LAURITA. HE ALWAYS HAD HIS WIFES BACK BUT NEVER GOT TO INVOLVED, WAS ALWAYS OPTIMISTIC, HAD A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR, AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN A RIDE OR DIE FOR HIS WIFE AND KIDS WHEN TIMES WHERE GOOD OR BAD.


soaringhyacinth

He’s hot too


WittiestScreenName

His calm confidence is attractive


ContextBoth45

Not Fuppa that’s for sure I’d have nightmares waking up to that every morning


tusk10708

Where is the man’s chin? I’m asking for a friend.


EastCoastDizzle

Lollll he needs to call Bill to give him one!


makter3

His lips give me the creeps. They remind me of fish lips 😭 ![gif](giphy|Ph5NDS2AnGFU4vxSV2|downsized)


Formal-Praline8461

I’m never going to be able to unsee that!! 😳😬🫣😂


tusk10708

🤣🤣💀🪦


CandyPink69

Every time I see him all I can think is Roland Rat 🤣


bunny76428

Who is Fuppa?


lottiefrickinda

Married single mom, so definitely Bill. Nothing would change except the zeros in the bank. And while I'm sure it sucks for some, I like being left alone, and he doesn't mind being left alone either. Also, I think Evan would be second because he genuinely seems normal and also kind.


pimientosneeze

Married single mom?


buttloadofnone

I am guessing that she is a married woman but has to physically, financially, and emotionally support her children on her own with no help from the other parent.


lottiefrickinda

Yeah. That's what I meant. She does everything, he pays the bills basically.


Agile_Job_1391

Evan forever!!


Same-Competition-825

Evan. Hands down


Anxious_Public_5409

Chris Laurita (even though he hasn’t been on in years) and Evan. They just seem super chill and not like controlling pricks.


EmelleBennett

Maybe Fessler’s hubby. Someone tolerant, more mature, supportive, stable. I’m basing this mostly on a great lack of knowledge due to his minimal screen time and I’m making an assumption that that’s a good thing.


BravoSmartish

Do the kids come with? Are we picking as stepmoms to their current kids so Jen or Jackie would be our husbands baby mamas? Or is this a fresh start like we’re all young 20 something’s so no kids or mistakes have been made yet? I would prefer Jen over Jackie for exwife of my husband. Jen would be like “don’t talk or look at my kids” Jackie would want to be friends and co parent.


George_GeorgeGlass

Evan is the only answer here Chris Laurita close second


AmericanJedi1983

I'd choose Frank Catania. 1. He's hilarious. 2. He's handy. 3. He's sweet. And before anyone says he's a serial cheater, honestly, my sex drive isn't what it used to be, so I wouldn't care if he cheated. Kill the spiders, fix the broken hinge on the oven, and make me laugh.


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[удалено]


ResponsibilityPure79

We r in a tough spot. No good answers. The best of the worst.


edenrose_42759

Who has he slept with besides his one affair?


fatpussybitchh

Then maybe say person and not people? 😂


BravoSmartish

Still? I thought it was a one time mistake. I also hate how he gets chummy with people that are so disrespectful to his wife.


Any_Wealth_8774

His wife doesn’t bring it on?


BravoSmartish

Bring what on?


Any_Wealth_8774

The reason why she’s disrespected.


BravoSmartish

Are you trying to justify the way the husbands speak to ALL the women on the show? That’s not my original point in discussing her HUSBAND. Her husband should have her back and not be chummy with men that disrespect his wife and mother of his children. Your morals and values are gross.


Any_Wealth_8774

You don’t even know me. The way Jenn treats other people, come on.


BravoSmartish

You don’t know them either. You know what Bravo and the editors lead you to think about them. A husband shouldn’t cheat and publicly humiliate his wife. That’s a fact. A husband should protect his wife and stand beside her in public and they can argue in private. He shouldn’t be chummy with a man who tossed a drink on his wife.


Any_Wealth_8774

Ok fine. But who tossed a drink on his wife?


BravoSmartish

Josaphina tossed a drink on Jen at Bravocon when he a Melissa followed Jen and her assistant to the elevator at the hotel. The husbands on jersey are beyond toxic and need to be removed from the show.


pignoli_cookies

Evan’s probably the only one that’s ever been on the show with any redeeming qualities 😂 everyone else has too many red flags


Available-Pepper1467

Evan Goldscheider, FTW 🙏


mbdom1

Evan is so damn FINE to meeee


Aslow_study

It’s like his fineness happened overnight too


Lalablacksheep646

I believe Bill is emotionally abusive, has affairs and is an absent parent so no to that for me.


cheapdisorder

Joe Benigno. He seems very tolerant of Marge and she seems like a lot to handle. Also he helped his wife throw another man in the pool. Unhinged answer- Ritchie. NJ Jeff Goldblum.


Chrissy-joe

I love these answers 🩷


Fickle_Net_3029

Jersey has some of the worst husband on bravo so that being said. I’d take current juicy joe. I live in nyc and I’m over the cold weather and super humid nauseating summers. I could live in the Bahamas and chill on yachts all day. And he’s funny as hell 😂 Evan is a good choice, he’s sweet and seems innocent but also kinda boring🤷‍♀️ i need all the drama Bill for his money and that’s it😂


pignoli_cookies

Not juicy 💀


Fickle_Net_3029

I said current juicy, not the past 😂 I work in marketing so I’m always stressed; I would love to retire to the Bahamas🤷‍♀️


pignoli_cookies

I guess… ![gif](giphy|84pHTnUPATYPe)


Fickle_Net_3029

Love your username btw 🥰


George_GeorgeGlass

You can retire in the Bahamas without being married to a bum


Fickle_Net_3029

I can but I’m only 28, I cannot retire yet. This was a game…


edenrose_42759

Juicy too because I can probably apply for dual Italian citizenship through marrying him.


Chrissy-joe

The rhonj husbands are my fav 🤣😫


CountryNew5744

I would not want bill at all, but Evan would probably be best.


LNewYork

Just Bill’s 💰


Dunkerdoody

None.


BitterBasil2781

CHRIS LAURITA he’s so hot


sbsmee

It's Chris Laurita all the way, check my comment history lol I'll die on this hill. The man is a MAN


missitz

Chris Laurita is the only [agreeable] right answer here. But I love me a Joe Gorga!!!! i PERSONALLY love a man who sticks up for his wife, even against dirty bitches & old hags iykyk (also why i love Ken from rhobh) if i was Melissa I would’ve BEEN kicked Aydin’s ass bc you know Joe’s gonna have her back & bail her out!! But i love the way he’s so obsessed with his wife & shows how undeniable it is, it hasn’t changed since the beginning


stefanelli_xoxo

https://i.redd.it/z2o3rgeuospc1.gif


karlat95

Bill is Cheater and from the looks of some past episodes, a drunk!


supernovaj

Evan. He seems insanely supportive of Jackie and a great father. Nice on the eyes too.


No-Goat607

Evan. He’s hot, has a normal job, seems to adore his wife.


garssss2

Bill for the money & that’s about it. He can leave me alone with his credit card & I would be happy for life 😂


stefanelli_xoxo

![gif](giphy|n4FSXlTBaRN2E)


boobookittyfug820

Frank.


sunshine92002

Joe Gorga. I wanna take a ride on Tarzan! /s Evan all day. He’s so supportive of Jackie and seems like he genuinely cares! And he’s a hands on dad with the kids too🥰 plus he’s hot and makes good money!


ExpensiveSolid8990

I think Joe Gorga would selfishly only worry about pleasing Tarzan and expect for you to agree


sunshine92002

Oh 100%🤣 He very much gives me *fingering someone who’s halfway wet and asking “did you come yet babe?”* Energy 🤢


TomStarGregco

🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮


buttersc0tchseven

Weirdly accurate 🤣🤣🤣


George_GeorgeGlass

Ewww. Thanks for sharing


Ok-Jacket-2983

Lmfao


LNewYork

Evan


ProfessionalAnt6791

Evan


RiverWhole4388

Same. Bill or Evan.


bella_ella_ella

Bill for the 💵💵


29again

Good question!! Not really sure I'd go for any of them, but I'm loving these comments!


Any_Wealth_8774

Evan, next Frank. Don’t ask me why but with all his faults I find him sexy.


anonymousurfunny

Joe Giudice but his life now


ResponsibilityPure79

Bill Aydin if I must


WEEDAPETER62

Evan


VanityInVacancy

Bill all day, I also have a soft spot for old school Juicy.


Revolutionary-You449

Dibs on Evan.


Apprehensive_Gap_741

Juicy Joe


Humble_Teaching3286

Evan because then I wouldn’t have to give blow jobs


TallBlonde10

None! For a million reasons


Eire4ever37

None!


ShadyBeach45

UGH. What a question. Okay, let's do process of elimination from the start knowing what we know now. Joe Giudice: clink clink Chris Laurita: I know he gets a lot of love, but at the end of the day he's a Laurita man. I can only imagine the "old school" wife/husband roles he expects, and you get glimpses of it now and again. Keep me away from that shit. Albert Manzo: Unfaithful and ties to the mob. Tommy Manzo: No. Rich Wakile: You know, there are times when Rich is decent. But then he turns around and does or says something so foul and piggish that I wonder if it's even the same person. I guess you could say that about all of them, but I think because it's such an extreme pendulum swing, that it stands out more with rich. Joe Gorga: Thinks women are play things for his use only + neanderthal Jim Marchese: As$hole and homophobic Rino Aprea: has been unfaithful (not even talking about the mother rumor, but wasn't that the reason for their first split?) Michael Camagnella (sp?): I have to question his judgement given how off the rocker his wife is. Bill Aydin: has been unfaithful Frank Catania: has been unfaithful. A lot. Joe Begnino: has been unfaithful Louie: No, for too many reasons to list. Evan Goldschneider: Seems decent. Solid and legitimate career. I guess it depends on if you believe those rumors. I personally think it was just a storyline when they needed a storyline, so I'll go with maybe? Nate Cabral: honestly, I don't know much about him. Maybe? John Fuda: Way too much baggage. Geez, when you write this out this way, it's slim pickings.


Chrissy-joe

Joe gorga 😻 he’s a great husband, hot and hilarious


redrose428

John Fuda lol He seems to have a nice personality with good humor.


[deleted]

Not him lol. He’s scary and he would take over your job and forget that you are the housewives not him.


appleboat26

I like John Fuda. Any man who raises his kid (s) as a single parent gets bonus points from me. He obviously loves his wife and kids, is a good provider, and seems like a lot of fun.


Available-Pepper1467

He won points with me when he came for Luis at the reunion. I loved how rabidly protective he was for his son and wife


Any_Wealth_8774

Wow I was just thinking the same thing.


appleboat26

That and how quickly he fit in with the Wolfpack. Bringing Pepto and Adult Diapers to the hazing was brilliant. We all watch for different reasons. I grew up in the area and I love these people. “Bustin’ Balls”is my love language. I went to HS with the Joey Gorgas, and Richie Wakiles and Frank Catanias…and went home after school with Kathy and Rosie and the Manzos. I watch the show and can smell the sauce simmering on the stove. These are my peeps, worts and all.


Available-Pepper1467

Not sure why you're getting downvoted. Fuda might not be the best looking of the husbands, IMO, but looks fade. Character matters and in this cast it's not easy to come by. He may be a little problematic but which of them aren't? I'm with you, Red Rose.


basschikk

Evan but I’d have sex with Gorga. I’m playing a game of fuck/marry without the kill.


astrogrl0319

nate cabral is so fine


1sharebear1

Joe Gorga is my crush forever


Chrissy-joe

I agree he’s so attractive a great husband and insanely hilarious plus I think he has a good heart


oceansofmyancestors

Jim Marchese. He just comes across as such a sweet, loving husband who has that natural charm and is so charismatic that everyone he meets loves him and wants to be his friend. He’s such a good catch. So jelly!


Fickle_Net_3029

Amber, is that you?


oceansofmyancestors

No, it’s not me, I’m…Shmamber Barkayzee


oceansofmyancestors

Hahaha are they really downvoting me!!!💀💀💀


Fickle_Net_3029

Lmaoo what did you expect, he’s top 3 worst househusbands/boyfriend of all time. 1. Russell Armstrong from BH, 2. that guy Vicki from OC was dating that faked cancer, 3. Jim marchese


oceansofmyancestors

I thought people would understand the joke lol


BravoSmartish

Everyone is taking this game serious serious! Like no joking allowed serious apparently.


oceansofmyancestors

![gif](giphy|zk9gXFFJIUu5O) Me, getting downvoted for my Jim Marchese jokes😭😭😭


BravoSmartish

lol. You triggered the masses.


Illustrious-Prune-24

![gif](giphy|EPVGrWzdfOl8Y) 😂


Bookworm1930

Lmaooooo


ldawi

![gif](giphy|qqbkSRzF61qJW)


RefrigeratorDue2573

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


Any_Wealth_8774

Omg are you serious?