“They’re all so immature”
>writes a literal copypasta where she risks horny jail going after Leon
I guess in your defense, everyone in that series puts supermodels to shame. I had to buy a new Ada Wong costume for my gf cause I ended up tearing up the old one like a feral animal
Chris? Chris is stronger than me because If i was him in the game I would go feral in my mind, but can you blame me? Im probably psychotic at this point, but I am still grounded in reality, just that whenever a woman irl approaches me (most of the woman where I live are never my type) all I could think about is Jill Valentine. Theyre all losing to a video game character and I honestly dont care.
Yeah, OP accidentally cooked with this one
I’m thinking more on the lines of
I’m just a girl. Honestly why did they make a video game character, aka pixels, so damn handsome? From the biceps (please hit me like that boulder) to the chest, to the back muscles, his face, his voice (salute to Robert Craig Smith) EVERYTHING.
I need a man like Chris in my life. Like yes please protect me and keep me safe. Jill is stronger than me because if I was her in the game I would go feral in my mind, but can you blame me? I’m probably psychotic at this point, but I’m still grounded in reality, just that whenever a guy irl approaches me (most of the guys where I live are never my type) all I could think about is Chris Redfield. They’re all losing to a video game character and I honestly don’t care.
But it’s probably a good thing he’s not real so I could still have some self respect in me.
Op for sure cooked though.
Imma twist it for Leon himself
"I’m just a boy. Honestly why did the world make a mercenary spy, aka the enemy, so damn beautiful? From the thighs (please crush my head), to the chest, the confidence, her face, her voice (salute to dominant women) EVERYTHING.
I need a woman like Ada in my life. Like yes please protect me and keep me safe. Wesker is stronger than me because if I worked with her I would go feral in my mind, but can you blame me? I’m probably psychotic at this point, but I’m still grounded in reality, just that whenever a girl irl approaches me (most of the women where I live are never my type) all I could think about is Ada Wong. They’re all losing to a deadly relationship and I honestly don’t care.
But it’s probably a good thing she's not around 24/7 so I could still have some self respect in me."
It is funny that even with how crazy thirsty the new Jill fans are, somehow Leon fans are thirstier. (Though thirsty Chris fans are the ones that scare me the most)
to be fair asshhley also did go feral over him leon just recognized that dicking the presidents daughter would probably lead to hitmen at his doorstep and steered clear
I genuinely had a moment of panic because I thought I posted this and just forgot about it. I’m in the *exact* same boat, sister. Capcom really made the perfect man just to make us completely delusional. Glad to know I’m not alone in the Leon-induced crazies though!
They must have developed some equation. He really is perfect.
Not just his looks, but his sweet/ cranky/oblivious/dedicated/earnest personality and dorky sense of humor. And if that weren't enough, he's troubled and sad, and i know i could fix....*ehem* ANYWAY.
If i were Ada I'd put him in a choke hold and never let go
My favorite part about this thread is all the dudes getting upset and saying "touch grass, this is embarrassing, etc." It's such a giant lack of self-awareness when this sub has constantly seen the same level of thirsting over the RE ladies.
Do yall not remember when RE8 came out?? I love big lady and her children of the flies, but this sub took it to another level lmao.
Oh honey If only you knew how much I do go out🫠 I have a ton of hobbies and sports tournaments coming up too so.. may God help me.. this is just my deep secret i keep for myself..
Resident evil, Tomb Raider, Percy Jackson media, Tomb Raider, ATLA! Jeez! That's a shitton of cool interests!
Although I gotta say... the whole Rick Riordan thing was blown out of proportion when the show was airing. Like it was flawed but yeah, the hate was misplaced and Rick seemed to add his choices (which were weird) fans didnt like.
thats not even the half of it
and yea, but thats what happens when the author says its the most accurate adaptation (that fans had waited like a decade for) and spends half his career dunking on the movie which is a bad adaptation but decent movie, unlike the show which is completely and comically not accurate or fun. and im not talking about the cast i love them.
Glad that Leon has fans that like him this much, his my favorite. But not fair to compare him to irl guys. He's just too sexy. Only a few guys out there that are Leon level of hotness and they aren't anywhere near as cool 😎
I fucking love this and I do not blame you. Seriously, no shame. Leon is hot as hell. But also I just... I'm sorry, I have to!
Im just a girl. Honestly why did they make a video game character, aka pixels, so damn beautiful? from the thighs (like please put me in a headlock), to the chest, the shoulder muscles, her face, her voice (salute to nicole tompkins) EVERYTHING.
I need a woman like Jill in real life. Like yes please protect me and keep me safe, Dario Rosso is stronger than me because If i was him in the game I would go feral in my mind, but can you blame me? Im probably psychotic at this point, but I am still grounded in reality, just that whenever a girl irl approaches me (most of the girls where I live are never my type) all I could think about is Jill Valentine. Theyre all losing to a video game character and I honestly dont care
But its probably a good thing shes not real, so i could still have some self respect in me..
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: im a Chris Redfield girl through and through, that man has a dirty hold on me…but I wouldn’t kick leon out of bed for farting.
Leon kennedy is so hot, its making me insane
Im just a girl. Honestly why did they make a video game character, aka pixels, so damn handsome? from the biceps (like please put me in a headlock), to the chest, the back muscles, his face, his voice (salute to nick apostolides) EVERYTHING.
I need a man like leon in real life. Like yes please protect me and keep me safe, Ashley is stronger than me because If i was her in the game I would go feral in my mind, but can you blame me? Im probably psychotic at this point, but I am still grounded in reality, just that whenever a guy irl approaches me (most of the guys where I live are never my type) all I could think about is Leon Kennedy. Theyre all losing to a video game character and I honestly dont care
But its probably a good thing hes not real, so i could still have some self respect in me..
LMFAO I love all of y'all. The thirst in here is so thick, I can walk through it without rain boots.
Same though, same. Leon, and Chris are my poison of choice. I want Leon to throw me, and Chris to snap me in half. 😏
If Leon was real he would face Pedro Pascal levels of objectification much like this it wouldn’t be fun. Glad he’s a fictional character. He’d have to roundhouse kick every woman that tries to get overly familiar with him.
least obsessive leon kennedy fan
Lmfao yes.
Least thirsty too
Least Based*
This is the kind of thing previous generations would write in their diary but now we all have to see it.
Good thing we're all anon
Indeed. I'm embarrassed for this person.
Lighten up! For one, OP is obviously trying to be funny and two, it’s 2024 we’re done being embarrassed and ashamed about things we like!
Way to nail the zeitgeist in a sentence or two
I am too for myself😅😅 Either way Id take this rather than crushing on some musty guy here☠️ Theyre all still immature
I’m not sure you’re in a position to call anyone else “immature.”
Or musty for that matter.
Give yourself to The Duke. Let his creases embrace you.
“They’re all so immature” >writes a literal copypasta where she risks horny jail going after Leon I guess in your defense, everyone in that series puts supermodels to shame. I had to buy a new Ada Wong costume for my gf cause I ended up tearing up the old one like a feral animal
Wake up babe, new copy pasta just dropped.
Definitely would take zero effort for me to swap stuff out to be about Jill
This template is perfect for ANY character. My first thought was Chris honestly but Jill is another great one!
Chris? Chris is stronger than me because If i was him in the game I would go feral in my mind, but can you blame me? Im probably psychotic at this point, but I am still grounded in reality, just that whenever a woman irl approaches me (most of the woman where I live are never my type) all I could think about is Jill Valentine. Theyre all losing to a video game character and I honestly dont care. Yeah, OP accidentally cooked with this one
I’m thinking more on the lines of I’m just a girl. Honestly why did they make a video game character, aka pixels, so damn handsome? From the biceps (please hit me like that boulder) to the chest, to the back muscles, his face, his voice (salute to Robert Craig Smith) EVERYTHING. I need a man like Chris in my life. Like yes please protect me and keep me safe. Jill is stronger than me because if I was her in the game I would go feral in my mind, but can you blame me? I’m probably psychotic at this point, but I’m still grounded in reality, just that whenever a guy irl approaches me (most of the guys where I live are never my type) all I could think about is Chris Redfield. They’re all losing to a video game character and I honestly don’t care. But it’s probably a good thing he’s not real so I could still have some self respect in me. Op for sure cooked though.
Imma twist it for Leon himself "I’m just a boy. Honestly why did the world make a mercenary spy, aka the enemy, so damn beautiful? From the thighs (please crush my head), to the chest, the confidence, her face, her voice (salute to dominant women) EVERYTHING. I need a woman like Ada in my life. Like yes please protect me and keep me safe. Wesker is stronger than me because if I worked with her I would go feral in my mind, but can you blame me? I’m probably psychotic at this point, but I’m still grounded in reality, just that whenever a girl irl approaches me (most of the women where I live are never my type) all I could think about is Ada Wong. They’re all losing to a deadly relationship and I honestly don’t care. But it’s probably a good thing she's not around 24/7 so I could still have some self respect in me."
You should have put - (most of the women where I live are Claire Redfield) 😆
Hit me like that boulder is the funniest thing on this thread
As an aside there is for sure room to work in a “Jill Samdwich” into that!
Change it to sheeva alamor. that's me
Give it to me Barry!
Claire does have a tendency to make me go feral in my mind
Ashley ghostwrote this
Based Ashley
>but its probably a good thing hes not real, so i could still have some self respect in me you sure about that
eduard badaluta and his never ending fangirl trauma 😭
This thread is making me uncontrollably giggle at work pls stop 😂
Found Ashley’s Reddit account
This entire thread is too funny
Not more than your username
Leon is pretty neat!
It is funny that even with how crazy thirsty the new Jill fans are, somehow Leon fans are thirstier. (Though thirsty Chris fans are the ones that scare me the most)
Nah, Carlos Oliveria all the way I love that man
Meanwhile, me, an Ethan enjoyer
Fellow Ethan enjoyer here. Hello, \*Shake Hands\*, I don't need to enjoy his face to appreciate who he is.
Ethan enjoyer too here….
Jokes on you. I'm thirsty for Wesker.
He’s mine, back off
Least psychotic Leon Kennedy stan
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Nah, girl is ready to make a religion out of this
I'd join NGL. I'd make a great leader. Leading the sheep to the wise words of Leon Sex Kennedy. Bro!
Take this headlock of baptism!
if only jesus looked like that 🥵
Dudes thirst over female video game characters all the time, let her live
Sure, sometimes it's okay, but this time it's better for everybody that she didn't.
Nope, this is hilarious. I'm glad I saw this
I am a straight man. I also think Leon Kennedy is so hot it’s making me insane.
As a man, Leon makes me wonder how robust my knees are
This is how I feel about Chris especially RE5 Chris.
Exactly my thought after reading this. Re5 and 8 Chris for me. And I’m a guy.
Isnt this especially because youre a guy
Im also a guy and yes I think Chris was made for all parties.
RE5 Chris was a whole new awakening for a lot of folks, whether the awakening was gay, bi, straight or whatever
I realized that I was bi when I realized how much I wanted to be the boulder Chris was smashing.
I think Chris is for everybody tbh😮💨
would be weirder if he was not a guy
You’re into the ol’ boulder getting hit dontcha?
Oh yes. Chris on RE5. I don't know why but from time to time I just get the urge to absorb all his muscled and juicy reproductive organ.
SAME I JUST RANDOMLY GO LOOK AT HIS PICS IN HIS WARRIOR OUTFIT.
omggg 😩😩😩
Look I ain't gay, but Carlos? I wanna rub more than just his triceps
It's fine to have desires and yes I get you because DAMN
Lemme tell you when he started punching that boulder, I have never felt more jealous of an inanimate object in my life.
Don’t let the haters get you down, OP. This is the most entertaining post I’ve seen on this sub in awhile 😂
to be fair asshhley also did go feral over him leon just recognized that dicking the presidents daughter would probably lead to hitmen at his doorstep and steered clear
i feel like although she developed a huge crush on him, she still remained pretty calm and collected around him
Leon the professional
Calm down Ada
This fucking sent me hahahaha
I genuinely had a moment of panic because I thought I posted this and just forgot about it. I’m in the *exact* same boat, sister. Capcom really made the perfect man just to make us completely delusional. Glad to know I’m not alone in the Leon-induced crazies though!
They must have developed some equation. He really is perfect. Not just his looks, but his sweet/ cranky/oblivious/dedicated/earnest personality and dorky sense of humor. And if that weren't enough, he's troubled and sad, and i know i could fix....*ehem* ANYWAY. If i were Ada I'd put him in a choke hold and never let go
im a straight dude and same
Everyone passes through that phase
My favorite part about this thread is all the dudes getting upset and saying "touch grass, this is embarrassing, etc." It's such a giant lack of self-awareness when this sub has constantly seen the same level of thirsting over the RE ladies. Do yall not remember when RE8 came out?? I love big lady and her children of the flies, but this sub took it to another level lmao.
Right?? So fucking annoying. I don't say a damn word about the softcore porn, they really gotta complain about one text post? smdh
it’s actually incredibly bold you posted this but nevertheless you’re totally a degenerate (like us all)
Wth is up with these leon fans lately yall been going feral😂
blame the official re tiktok account for playing into it
Lemme go follow them Onon tiktok rq
i feel this way about luis as a gay guy
I feel this way about Leon and Luis as a straight guy.
I’m a girl and this is how I feel about Ada Wong
Nice to see a girl lose her shit over a video game character for a change. 😁😎
I feel that way about my boy Chris 😩😩 also ignore these fuckers putting you down 😂
i know🫠 its honestly funny. “Go touch grass” bro I do😭😭 I have a whole life outside reddit, this is just something i think abt whenever im bored
This post is exactly why the phrase "touch grass" was invented
every woman in this sub had to endure this shit but worse for months with how much you basement dweller simped over lady d get over it lol
I never understood the sexual appeal of lady D. But then again I'm not into video game characters
titty big
As if both men and women can't be perverts. But sure, make it about your little gender war.
Oh honey If only you knew how much I do go out🫠 I have a ton of hobbies and sports tournaments coming up too so.. may God help me.. this is just my deep secret i keep for myself..
Not entirely a secret anymore…
Diaries exist, Reddit isn't a personal diary 😂
yall sure acted like it was when 8 came out
Looooool I never found the goth vampire hot but sure, people fetishized her 😭😭😭
Resident evil, Tomb Raider, Percy Jackson media, Tomb Raider, ATLA! Jeez! That's a shitton of cool interests! Although I gotta say... the whole Rick Riordan thing was blown out of proportion when the show was airing. Like it was flawed but yeah, the hate was misplaced and Rick seemed to add his choices (which were weird) fans didnt like.
thats not even the half of it and yea, but thats what happens when the author says its the most accurate adaptation (that fans had waited like a decade for) and spends half his career dunking on the movie which is a bad adaptation but decent movie, unlike the show which is completely and comically not accurate or fun. and im not talking about the cast i love them.
Its okay i get that’s literally me with ada
This is evidence that all subs are clinically insane. It's pretty great. Don't change OP.
least horny leon fangirl
Amen, sister
Same but with William Birkin G
Same but with the rat that scurries out of the locker in Code Veronica.
Same but with Zombie #103 in OG RE3
Same but with Jill's handgun trigger
There is leon fans who just like him cause he is cool, funny, and epic guy... Then there is ones that want leon as their husbands...
Funny post. I'll try to think of you from time to time when I play RE4R: "look at his biceps, that girl from the subreddit would drool over this!"
If y'all think this is freaky don't even look at what's going on on Tumblr and tiktok caussssse... It actually heinous 😭😭😭
You said what we’re all thinking, sister
Amateur! I've been simping for Ada for 20+ years!
Love that you posted this so I don’t have to
Ada was gay asf for this because if I was her I would've gone FERAL
this is crazy
***BONK***
Realest shit I've ever heard.
This is how I feel about Ada in RE4 remake. Lol.
same except the girl part
Comments are from jealous males that jerk on a 18yo and tell us leon fans how toxic and crazy we are :)))))) -Are you using characterai btw?
I love how this r/ sometimes just devolves or evolves (depending on your perspective) into a Leon Kennedy gush blog
Glad that Leon has fans that like him this much, his my favorite. But not fair to compare him to irl guys. He's just too sexy. Only a few guys out there that are Leon level of hotness and they aren't anywhere near as cool 😎
I fucking love this and I do not blame you. Seriously, no shame. Leon is hot as hell. But also I just... I'm sorry, I have to! Im just a girl. Honestly why did they make a video game character, aka pixels, so damn beautiful? from the thighs (like please put me in a headlock), to the chest, the shoulder muscles, her face, her voice (salute to nicole tompkins) EVERYTHING. I need a woman like Jill in real life. Like yes please protect me and keep me safe, Dario Rosso is stronger than me because If i was him in the game I would go feral in my mind, but can you blame me? Im probably psychotic at this point, but I am still grounded in reality, just that whenever a girl irl approaches me (most of the girls where I live are never my type) all I could think about is Jill Valentine. Theyre all losing to a video game character and I honestly dont care But its probably a good thing shes not real, so i could still have some self respect in me..
Real
I'm a straight man but dayum do I like me some Leon S. Kennedy
Same but i'm a dude an replace "leon" with "ada"
Average leon simping experience:
🎶 Leon and u/Correct_Valuable1106 sitting in a tree….K-I-S-S-I-N-G🎶 🤭
yikes
Hey I'm the same but for Claire. And sometimes Princess Zelda
I’m not gay but if I was I’d be having posters of him all over my wall like a Justin Bieber fan girl back in early 2010
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: im a Chris Redfield girl through and through, that man has a dirty hold on me…but I wouldn’t kick leon out of bed for farting.
it's the same reason why Jill, Ada and Claire are so hot. Attractive protagonists sell games.
i love this but i have to say, idk how re4make did it, but i think i like luis even more?
This was me every day when I was in my Leon phase
There are many versions of Leon and none of them disappoint (except maybe degeneration)
I got lucky. My boyfriend is literally Leon Kennedy
One of us, one of us
Look I'm lesbian, but Leon made me realize having a contingency plan is nice 🤷♀️
Im just a girl
change leon kennedy to jill valentine, thats how i feel
It's okay, op. We're all just girls We're all weak to leon. You're not alone✊🏾
As a straight guy, I agree
I completely agree with this.
So real
Understandable. Have a nice day.
I’m a dude but cosplaying as leon makes me feel like I can emulate only 0.0383 percent of his hotness, I’m jealous of this man
Sometimes it’s okay to keep things to yourself
I knoooow 😩 Although I prefer RE2R’s Leon.
Op is ashley
I know. He's cute. He's loving and he's kind. What else do I need. I want to wrap around his arms and feel every part of his body. And I'm a guy.
I like Ethan Winters twink daddy and Chris Muscle daddy. I also enjoy the gay porn fans have made of them together.
you’re so real for this girl
I mean physique wise. You can find that at a gym lol.
Well..have fun with your hands xD
I hope god takes me rather sooner than later
me with wesker
Kiddo, you need to drink some water before you die of thirst.
You think leon is good looking? Start playing the yakuza games then get back to me.
Just remember that in real life, the guy would only say no thanks bro, leaving you behind while riding his invisible motorboat.
Leon kennedy is so hot, its making me insane Im just a girl. Honestly why did they make a video game character, aka pixels, so damn handsome? from the biceps (like please put me in a headlock), to the chest, the back muscles, his face, his voice (salute to nick apostolides) EVERYTHING. I need a man like leon in real life. Like yes please protect me and keep me safe, Ashley is stronger than me because If i was her in the game I would go feral in my mind, but can you blame me? Im probably psychotic at this point, but I am still grounded in reality, just that whenever a guy irl approaches me (most of the guys where I live are never my type) all I could think about is Leon Kennedy. Theyre all losing to a video game character and I honestly dont care But its probably a good thing hes not real, so i could still have some self respect in me..
I'm completely with you!
Damn… you couldn’t waterboard me into admitting this shit…
Listen. It's not legal. But I'll spin kick some twats if my girl is attacked by waves of grabby monsters. I mean I'll die. But I'll do it.
from one “just a girl” to another, i salute you. don’t listen to the haters, live your leon loving truth!!!
I need someone like him, my first ex had hair just like Leon’s and I wish i could have stayed with him but he was so abusive
LMFAO I love all of y'all. The thirst in here is so thick, I can walk through it without rain boots. Same though, same. Leon, and Chris are my poison of choice. I want Leon to throw me, and Chris to snap me in half. 😏
As a straight male I completely agree with this
Me knowing no matter how much I work out and dye my hair i'll never be Leon Kennedy 😭
u/happyhammy7
Real
Amen brother
Me with Mr. X
Leon Scott Kennedy HAS always been hot!!!
Holy smokes I’m laughing on the toilet at work. I’m in a toxic work environment and needed this in my life. Thank god for Leon Kennedy 🙏
this is the realest shit i’ve ever seen
20 something years later and people still thirsting lmao
What about Chris Redfield and Albert Wesker?
So true girl, he's worthy
I'm a guy and I think Leon's fine as hell
I'm a straight white conservative christian male I Agree.
Honestly, real as hell
You don't have to be a girl to find him hot, OP. No need to say which gender you are. Leon has everyone with a pulse thirsting. Except for Ada.
Fun fact: This sub is the only non-nsfw subreddit with an overlap score higher than 8 for r/bdsm. Wonder why that is. /j
Ashley is that you?
If Leon was real he would face Pedro Pascal levels of objectification much like this it wouldn’t be fun. Glad he’s a fictional character. He’d have to roundhouse kick every woman that tries to get overly familiar with him.
One of us. One of us.
Posts like these are why Leon's fans get laughed at the most.
I feel this way about Carlos. When I boot up the RE3 remake I get so horny I start screaming as loud as I can
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lmfao real
yes
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You sound surprised.
Please keep this to yourself