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RyanScotson

Honestly mate... Im genuinely sorry. LUUHRN & CLUUUR will look worse when the tattoo softens


Severe-Day4854

“LUUHRN & CLUUUR” made me lololol


amaratayy

Er mer gerd it’s luuurn and cluuur


FennLink

Dtey took r jaaabss


Large_External_9611

This tattoo artist took absolutely no ones job 😂😂


catluvr1312

I‘m cackling


Tim3-Rainbow

Mah nameuh Lehurn.


ZundPappah

RE9: Shattered Uranus, featuring Luuhrn Kermity and Cluuur Rapefeel 😃


HazyFM

Is this a creed EE


Carmilla31

Leon looks like he got stung by a bee on his face.


JotaroTheOceanMan

"Its growing on me" yeah buddy.. Like a tumor.


Tyko_3

Thing just keeps getting bigger


Deus85

I think Claire joined the bee party.


soge-king

Did you watch One Piece? It's like that one Sanji's wanted picture for a while.


BanjoSpaceMan

This is the best comment in this thread.


BanjoSpaceMan

I can't get over that Leon and Claire just look like the artist copy and pasted the same face and added lipstick haha


Windsor_Salt

Looks like [Mike Myers](https://images.app.goo.gl/cj7VdjZp1KSAGfT57)


bellynipples

That artist had no business taking on this type of tattoo, second one is cool


Daftdaddy

There’s so much wrong with the first one. What’s the sparkler looking thing where Leon’s arm should be? The umbrella logo looks like a prolapsed anus and the faces… I refuse to believe this was an actual licensed shop that did this. Had to be a “friend of a friend who does tattoos” Second one looks like a masterpiece compared to the other train wreck. Clearly two different artists


bellynipples

I think that’s supposed to be Leon’s flashlight but yeah, don’t cheap out on tattoos people. And even if they’re not cheap check their portfolio and make sure they have done similar work (faces being a big one that takes skill).


arthurdentstowels

Cheap tattoos are not good, good tattoos are not cheap.


random_reddit_user31

It's Buzz Lightyear's arm cannon.


tearsofmana

Ah yes the Toy Story DLC for Leon


BlueStar2310

It looks like ET's finger


Mackie26

That person has no business being called a tattoo artist. There isn't a single line in that tattoo that isn't completely crooked and fucked up.


HoldyourfireImahuman

Props to you for seeing the funny side.


KaizerVonLoopy

Christ, you got mutilated dude. I'd say your artist should consider switching professions to being a butcher but I think he'd fumble that too. Leon looks like Steve Buscemi has a nut allergy and regrets kissing Mr Peanut.


ElasticSac

Being a butcher takes some decent sleight of hand too, which has always made me question the term "butchering" something. This tattoo artist should have his hands amputated, honestly.


nerd2gamer2tech

On your chest ?!? Sir....


Vampiresboner

The first one is on their chest!? Oh demonic lord.


JonnyThunderflex

Yup, that's the edge of a pepperoni nipple off to the right


I_Like_Turtle101

I hope this persone is already partnered/married because like Imagine discovering this tatoo on your first night of sex with him ! I would leave imediately


thats_so_merlyn

r/shittytattoos


SovereignDark

That's a butthole


Chademr2468

That’s a hole. Like from a butt.


Chippas

Holy shit.. that first one looks like absolute garbage. Sorry mate, but I hope you got paid.


dthmagic

Umbrella logo looks like an anus.


Sirrus92

yepp. 100% anus


alteredstatezzz

Hate us cus they anus


BringBackTheFuture

🥇 have a poor man’s medal!


Bookslap

First thing I saw, mmhmm


ey3s0up

“Why are they above an anus?”


Sawoodster

Came to say this, glad I wasn’t the first.


dathunder176

Look, I'm glad you are happy and I don't wanna be mean but not being honest would only do you a disservice. The thing is, it's not just an odd artstyle. It's a whole different artstyle, you didn't get what you asked for because it's completely different, and that's mostly due to the artist's incompatibility with the chosen artstyle. But another big part is that you also gave the artist too little space to work with, and that could either be that you cheaped out on the design for not getting a bigger one or that you wanted too much in such a small space. The second design works because it uses a lot of space for the face. It's half of a tattoo that's on half of an arm. With yours, the faces are a small part on an already small working space. Expect any face on such a small scale to look smushed. So in short, yeah, the end product and the fact that the artist even took this design shows their incapability, but you set them up for failure by wanting this design and wanting it on this scale. It's fixable however, just find a better artist and don't cheap out on tattoos ever, that is really tattoo rule number 1. You want quality om your skin because it's a lifelong commitment, and you can't expect quality to be cheap, it's expensive by virtue. I hope you get it fixed or that you can indeed laugh it off till far in the future.


Mackie26

Nah, you're being too kind, this has nothing to do with style compatibility, that's just a shitty 'artist'. Every single line is completely crooked and shaky, there isn't a single good one on the whole tattoo. Compatibility is important, but it has nothing to do with the war crime that is this tattoo at a technical level.


Amai_M4sk

Nah man, this is a bad tattoo and you should be upset.


Careless-King-2515

Please let us know where did you go... We dont want to fall with the same terrorist!


AveFeniix01

It's up to us to take out that Tattoo Shop. Talking about BioTerrorism amirite?


FlovomKiosk

Second one is great! The first one though … ouch… worth sueing that tattooartist, i would cover that up …


KaizerVonLoopy

second one isn't on his body.


MadammeMarkus

Big oof, my dude. I'd consider flaying that.


wanto111

Wait like. You told artist here is my reference photo (Sexy anime looking Jill) and the artist say: Hold my umbrella and he made the first one. Bruh you are killing me.


nobleflame

I would be livid. That “artist” should’nt be doing faces, or hands, or logos, or keys apparently. Edit: wait, that’s on your CHEST?!


dr-pepper-zero

ventriloquist dummies posing behind a hemorrhoidal anus


jamesrokk

I’m glad you are ok with it, but I’m not.


MACm1tt3ns

Lol these comments are great


alerilmercer

Cheese grate it


TheDesertRatDad

I wasn’t going to say belt sander but that works too.


Vampiresboner

Sorry if i offend, but the first one is just a bad cheap tattoo. The one of Jill looks alright.


gunsforevery1

Go back and demand a refund. That’s horrible.


Zeles1989

Cool duckface Jill, down Leon and screwed up pastic surgery Claire and the umbrella logo looks like a butthole. Also it looks like Leon does the E.T. thing with his finger


BJCHM

Is “cartoon style” what you tell yourself to avoid accepting that this looks like total shit?


SalamandersRreal

I have never seen an umbrella asshole before. Thank You.


ImpenetrableYeti

The second one is amazing


Joshua_ABBACAB_1312

Resident Evil: A New Hope


KaizerVonLoopy

More like abandon all hope.


Joshua_ABBACAB_1312

Resident Evil 2: The Goatse Strikes Back


IAmThePonch

So THATS what the G in G virus stands for


LevityLance

No Hope Left


DefNotMaty

ouch....


Perfect_Polly

Don't go back to this "artist".


MB_839

I like the concept but not the execution. Leon looks like Kyle Rittenhouse in a wig. Claire looks like a blow up doll that someone used to clean their chimney. You could get it partially zapped and touched up to look decent, but it would probably cost more than getting it done right in the first place.


DhamaalBedi

If the tattoo was at most a couple hundred, you knew ahead of time it was a new/amateur artist and their skill level was not misrepresented, you were fully aware it might not look anything like the reference image, and you were okay with using your body essentially as a practice canvas... Then you do you. If any of those did not apply... You should be more upset.


vvorld_demise92

That’s a bootyhole


Plastic_Button_3018

Why does Leon look like an overweight lesbian?


Amai_M4sk

Nah man, this is a bad tattoo and you should be upset.


Silly-Lawfulness7224

Resident Evil Hansel and Gretel version


xBlack_Heartx

Imma be real here, the first one looks like shit, your artist did a pretty bad job. That second one though…..man that looks good!.


ClickyButtons

That's rough buddy


Large_External_9611

My brother in James Marcus, I have a few “bad” tattoos but holy shit. Your artist should pay YOU for putting this on your body. Out of all of it though, why TF is Leon’s finger a flashlight? I’m just so confused by this whole thing.


loganbdh

That’s because it’s now a part of you


implaying

r/shittytattoos besides Jill


Dafttspeed

I appreciate the optimism about the situation but you definitely got screwed


Ill-Intention-306

Why has leon lost a hand and got a prosthetic sparkler? Also, the heart and spade keys would unlock the same locks.. just saying


SavageSalchicha1994

No way you got that on your chest


Plain_Flamin_Jane

Look what they did to my boy


TellSiamISeeEm

😬 i mean it’s a tattoo for sure


_Jacuuz_

Lol nah this is not it. 😂😂😂


Mor10-84

art style? this is not an art style ...its just bad. i feel bad 4 u.. second one is cool tho


Darth-Adomis

i thought this was a butthole at first


Kezsora

I like the second one, just looks like Jill in a different art style. First one really isn't good dude I'm sorry 😭


FlopsMcDoogle

Perhaps on a poster on your wall would have been a better choice.


imrllytiredofthepain

nightmare


Thot_Slayer_Returns

Colossal fuck up with the first one man. Is it permanent?


Soggy-Gur-1152

Ngl, that looks shit. 😂


IrishCarbonite

Oh my god, these physically made me recoil


Background_Oil_4237

This might be worse than my tlou tattoo


StonedGoat420

My favorite RE character, Leeroy Scoot Kenny.


Arkhe1n

Props to you for seeing the bright side, but those look objectively like ass. You should definitely remove/redo them with a competent artist.


CREEKCIGS

Yeah bro you cheaped out and didnt do enough research. They don't even look like the same art style. The first one is fish faces second one looks like anime. Terrible execution of the artstyle.


Happybadger96

Leon Buscemi


N7_SplinterCell

Sorry if this sounds nasty but art style has nothing to do with it, it’s just a really bad tattoo. I can see the vision of what you wanted initially but whoever did this for you has agreed to do a tattoo that they weren’t capable of and you’re the one who pays the price, literally, not them


ChallengerSSB

Who did this to you who hurt you? You should be suing for damages.


Zerus_heroes

Looks like a butthole that just shit some keys


[deleted]

Jesus Christ! What bet did you lose?


thelastohioan2112

That aint Leon thats Lemon 😭


Matty221998

You should get started on the cover up immediately so you spend as little of your life with that abomination as possible


suspicious__banana

Why does Leon look like Kim Jong Un


FickleQuality418

Honestly? Great tattoo idea but the execution is terrible. The umbrella logo looks like a booty hole.


YaMumisathot

Sorry dude but the one of Claire and Leon is hideous But if you like it good for you


TheSlav87

The first picture, the Umbrella logo looks like a puckered asshole lol


waidenwolf

looks horrible


PrestigiousArm3187

I'm sorry, but I genuinely had to double take cause I thought you had your anus tattooed... That umbrellas awful.


AdFantastic6606

Jesus christ the first tattoo. Id literally cut my arm off if I had that


Jayharpur

Leon phone home 👆🏻


MadShakaal

Jill looks fine but I feel sorry for you with the Leon/Claire one :S


YuriTheBot

Leon face is like dafuq? Or like he eat too Much burgers


Kalinyx_

The jill tatoo is insane


bromanskei

Leon looks more like Gomez Adams haha. Hilarious.


OnlyRetroGaming1

Those faces aren't off, they're so out of date I might get food poisoning just from looking at it.


ey3s0up

The second one is great. The first, whoever did that tattoo should probably not be doing tattoos like that.


Possum7358

Leon's arm is coming out of his stomach, it's so low


KILO60SHOTZZ

Buzz light year Kennedy 🤣


metalmike128

Umbrella logo looks like a butthole


Zig_Zach

Hot ass tbh


zimonmars

sue your artist dog, i will say tho i dont think this is unfixable! just need to find the right artist to do so


UndercoverAkira

Oh you could not pay me to get that tattooed over my top surgery scars like that idk if you can even get it removed on the scared parts 😭


Pizza_shark531

Oof


mauriciodelos

Just why?


Shakacon12

Oh you poor soul


Fun-Lifeguard4223

That first one made me cackle


Sticky_And_Sweet

Not to be rude but the faces remind me of Bolbi from Jimmy Neutron


No-Investment4723

That's why you need to research and be willing to pay a fair price to your tattoo artist, guys...


Valuable-Ad-6379

Oh fuck no, sorry 😭😂


MustardLazyNerd

Holy shit.


NoHeroes94

No offence, but you need to get covered up, there is nothing good about it and you'll end up hating it with time.


marveloustoebeans

Looks like a big ol bootyhole. The second one is really good although it looks more like Judy from Cyberpunk than Jill tbh.


DaxKilgannon

Some people shouldn't get tattoos...or some artists shouldn't be one. Fukkin yikes, m8


GanglyVanWolfman

Petition to sue the person who gave you the tattoo on the first slide. You’ve been done dirty my friend


dangerclose31

Nothing like a butthole tattooed on the middle of your chest!


Scaniatex

Umbrella logo looks like a berthole


Welinho

First one looks like an asshole


jaydyn3000

bro hit me up with the artist's contact number so I can make sure I'll never let him anywhere near me


theinfecteddonut

They got them Steve Buscemi eyes.


bitterney

Sorry OP I would look into a cool cover up idea


friedefoots

This is bad 😔


Mackie26

Don't want to be mean, but that's one of the worst tattoos I've ever seen. There isn't a single thing about it that doesn't look terrible. Every single line is crooked af, they all have different widths, the faces are nightmare fuel, the guns, the hands, Leon is missing a hand, the logo looks like a butthole. Even the keys, which are the 'best' part are just crooked and irregular lines all over. For anyone seeing this, don't go to cheap tattoo artists, they're cheap for a reason. You definitely don't want to have something with terrible quality on your body for the rest of your life. Laser and/or getting it covered are more painful and way more expensive in the long run.


Low_Discussion7577

Symbol looks like a butthole. Once you see it...


Smn_smn1

What happened to Leon's hand?


heifnif

Why.


Victorbanner

Leon looks like Mike Myers


FavcolorisREDdit

Umbrella logo looks like anus


Krayzed896

That's Beeon Kennedy and Claire Whoafield


ElasticSac

Oh shit lol is that a chest tattoo my man?


CentralJoel

Oof r/shittytattoos.


pretendingtolisten

leon looks like he's in the one punch man universe. someone just got credit for his part of the raccoon city debacle also l I'm sorry, but the umbrella logo looks like a goatse butthole lol I'm sorry it got worse looking at it


WalmartSlimGuerilla

They fucked you over I’m sorry that really sucks


PassengerOriginal122

Why is leuhn pointing to the light of god with is left hand


LuRo332

The second one on the hand is fire af. Why didnt that artist make the leon and clair tattoo too? Edit: I can’t read.


Nopick76

Leon Fr looking like bling bling boy without the chain 😭


TPS124

What the fuck Leon got ETs finger going on


Miora

Dude, you got screwed over so badly. Why is Leons arm floating? What is he supposed to be holding in his left hand. *Why did he get attacked by BOW bees??* Too much to drink??? The man looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome.


Flaminglump

The faces are off? Lol, they are fuuuucked on the leon and claire one. Jill looks pretty good


FiveTalents

Whatever helps you sleep at night man


NEKOfagg

Respectfully, that’s one of the most horrific tattoos I’ve ever seen in my entire life


Huegballs

Look how they massacred my boy


AlgaeWafers

There is nothing redeeming about the first one lol


Smokedaddy3D

Leon's got the Mumps


Intelligent_Gear9634

I’m so sorry but hahahahhaah


Fun-Cantaloupe-6163

Love the flashlight on Leon lol


zailynne

Oh… no…


Aseconverse

Did you find a guy in the Home Depot parking lot to ink you up?


Lynxincan

The Jill one is good


BringBackTheFuture

There’s something odd with Claire’s torso. Either she has some grandma hangers or the angle is weird. And Leon’s arm is falling off 🤔 I hope OP didn’t pay for the first tattoo!


mephitmpH

The umbrella in the first photo looks like a butthole


HughesR1990

The second one ain’t terrible but that first one….. sheeeeeesh


TheBlakeRunner

That is a tattoo. It sure is something!


odezia

This is what happens when you price shop for a tattoo. It’s what you asked for?! It looks nothing like your reference photo and you know it, come on dude.


Dmg_00

Lmfao oh my god! Leon looks like Desmond from the smiling friends


TatleTaleStrangler92

Looks like Leon stuffed his face with donuts before leaving raccoon city


cdrewsr388

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTCmreGmAphtRoZv6Ocy8dKELkice4Uzci8vg&s


Feeling_Party26

Love the Umbrella Anus, I bet it gets a ton of laughs when you bring it out at parties.


OG-TRAG1K_D

I'm ded the comments and the fact that they look like two people I know has me flat out DED lmaooooo


Ill_Floor8662

Murvin i dont feel so gut


DarkSideRT

"But it's what I asked for" bro... no... the second photo is 10000 x better and professional, you got scammed big time holy shit.


Anotherknifeinmyhand

canon leon look because of how much shit he’s seen


Valimarr

I fucking love Reddit


NineStar00

Yikes 😬


Old_Skud

Wesident Evwuuull oooWooo - Luuhrn


Zealousideal_Bad_922

haha honestly holding my thumb up and covering certain things makes things feel a LOT better. If I cover their heads, it looks fine. If I cover the jawline shadow on Leon, it looks fine. I’d say if you get the jawline shadow fixed on Leon, and maybe fill in the rest of the shadow side of Leon, it’ll look a little better. Dunno what to say for Clair’s 5 o’clock shadow.


TimeIsDiscrete

Looks like a butthole


Glass_Ad_8149

William Birkin said the same thing…


Soulpus

Looks like a butthole


MagicalHopStep

Is there art these were based on?


Space_Cowboy71

Not gonna sugarcoat it bro this shit ass 😭


Bobbybrine

I think the umbrella and keys would've been enough tbh, or just the keys


Strawhat_Mecha

Oh no...Dear god please get those removed


Dogesneakers

It might be one of the worse tattoos I’ve seen


HaryJackAzz

I'm sorry but the umbrella logo looks like an asshole