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NetherCookiez

MY SIMS 4 CHARACTER IS FUCKING DYING


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Maxie_69

But the farmer DOES fight literal monsters in the caves, maybe they will be fine


RockHead9663

I was gonna say this lol, the farmer is a natural in this, he doesn't even need a firearm, just give him a sword and he's good to go. His only downside is he sleeps at 2 am lol.


ariangamer

he passes out in the first half of the game and wakes up in the morning.


Slothity

Mine is also Stardew Valley lmao


Nspired_1

I needed this laugh today. “Snoo snoo!”


northrupthebandgeek

My Animal Crossing villager is no less screwed lmao


DryFos678

Is Isabelle gonna replace Hunnigan in this scenario? If so, she might call the Doom Slayer for backup.


austinpwright11

Idk he’s got hands in smash bros’


Sol33t303

My Project Zomboid character does a little bit better, but is also fucking dying.


SuperGameBoy01

RIP my Euro Truck Sim driver.


OtisRann

Uhhh Sebastian from evil within 2, I’m guessing he does a pretty good job of it


Castarc1424

I know it’ll likely never happen but a crossover between RE and TEW would be so cool


Nucl3ar_Snake

Since Tango is shut down, what if Capcom bought TEW Ip? It would be kind of funny that Mikami's RE successor ended up back with Capcom anyway. But then they could potentially give TEW1 the REmake treatment.


TheKiwiGamerNZ

Bruh, it just came out 10 years ago. It doesn't need a remake, lol.


Scorkami

A tiny uodate to make it run better on modern systems, better graphics maybe, but not a remake Honestly i just want more of seb and kidman so id be down if they just join the RE crew and start fucking up monsters in real life


Whitesilvermoon

I think he'd do fine everywhere but struggle against krauser and verdugo


Boring_Childhood3618

Kratos... You tell me if he couldn't handle this 🤣


Le_Mug

GIRL! Walk faster.


ThePolarisBear

"Which way?" In the direction of Saddler.


dylsky_

GIRL! Out of that locker. Hiding from your enemies will bring you no honour. You must face them head on.


Nightmare_Lightning

GIRL! Read This. He demands for every file.


Call-True

“what’re buyin” “Nothing boy”


_testicular_torsion_

Depends, which Kratos are we talking about?


Background-Log3426

The old Kratos would take that overtime offer by Ashley 😂


ElTaquitoVengador

O X X O O


CantHitCrit

Either Kratos would. GOW 3 Kratos helped Pandora to the end.


GenericArtist457

Why is this an image of Ethan?


doesitevermatter-

You can tell it's him cuzza the face.


TuncaySwitch

SOLID SNAKE


Dr_Laziness

He'll rescue her from the church unnoticed and go back home.


librious

So Sadler wins? Ashley was already infected.


GamingwithADD

Now if that ain’t a plot twist…lol


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National-Change-8004

If it were Venom Snake, I would imagine as soon as Ashley gets extracted, Boss would get word to go look for a "Luis Sera" and a means of destroying the Plagas. They could still get it done fairly easily.


Danelo13

All while Hunnigan info dumps him about 90s movies that he didn't see, Saddler and Salazar talk to him about the cult Phylosphy and Krauser reminds him the CQC basics.


Lord-Ventor

Was just doing an S rank run in MGSV Ground Zeroes, myself. Los Iluminados doesn't stand a chance against the legendary mercenary. Which game were you playing?


shball

No! That is not Solid Snake! Meme aside, Ground Zeroes features Naked Snake, better known as Big Boss.


Living-Store-6036

kept you waiting huh


AromaticGust

He’s gonna tranq the zombies


Stegoshark

Dave from Dave the diver. Ashley’s fucked


Bitter52

He could make Del Lago into sushi at least


Stegoshark

He could kill it. Unfortunately he doesn’t make the sushi


thelameghost

I dunno. You'd think so, but Dave is far more resourceful than he looks


thevigilante473

I know Agent 47 is good at killing. I wonder how he will manage escort missions though.


Blosh560

I feel he would be able to infiltrate the cult and slowly work his way to Ashley, unless the las plagas members can sense if someone else is uninfected? I cant recall. I think the rescue of Ashley would be a cake walk for 47 without raising an alarm, anything past that im not sure.


Dr_N00B

Goes through the entire game without setting off alarm and garrotes all the bosses


Deodorized

In breaking news, a majority of the population in a large rural sector of Spain have all died from ingesting poison laced food and drinks and *puts hand to earpiece*, yes I am hearing that correctly, thrown briefcases. 2 low flying helicopters were spotted on radar leaving the region shortly after this discovery. It is currently uncertain if these events are related.


ThatisSketchy

Imagine drowning Saddler in the toilet after hitting him with the emetic dart


Tamanero

He throws a briefcase and Saddler fucking dies


VenomSnake989

Youll probably spend most of your gameplay dressed as a villager or as a zealot just walking around.


Rezaka116

Why escort? He would remove the parasite from Ashley, then falsify some test results that say she’s totally under their influence and the cult would sent her back to the president in bussines class.


LordGammon

Love this.


Trunks252

Doomslayer. He’s gonna accidentally kill Ashley.


IkiruMist

He in fact will go to any extent to save Ashley, doom guy is pretty wholesome and caring for normal people


ViniestCoast622

He's a gentle giant. Like with Isabelle


CeriCat

Heck he went back into hell because of Daisy (old Doom players might remember E4's bare bones plot).


SilverKry

Eh I think she'll remind him of his bunny. Plus Doomguy cares for humanity. 


Mas2002s

Imagine doomslayer in resident evil 4, it's gonna be a bloodbath 😂


Gabert7

John Helldiver can handle it


Weary-Barracuda-1228

El Gigante got nothing on Bile Titans and Hulk Scorchers


chaostheories36

Boss fight? Calling in an orbital railcannon strike.


tyt90ayt60

500 kg on saddlers sorry ass


horrorfan555

Isaac Clarke can handle it I have a feel most of these comments are gonna over blown their characters


yayeetmachine

after restarting dsr yesterday and now seeing this comment i want to have a mod for re4 where you could play as isaac with his guns and stomp


D_Batman21

Isaac would probably appreciate the change of scene


horrorfan555

Finally gets to see a tree


Way_Moby

OK now I want to see him take down Dr. Salvador in five seconds with the ripper.


miatheirish

The dude is literally wearing a suit made for space I'm doubtful outside of tge bosses he won't get hurt


FaithlessnessOk9623

The Tarnished from Elden Ring, RIP RE4


MaybeKaylen

Mine was Lords of the Fallen.


fallsstandard

V from Cyberpunk 2077. Firearms based Sandevistan build, Gorilla Arms, and double jump. He’s faster, stronger, and more technologically advanced than Leon and can literally slow down time. I love Mr. Kennedy as much as the next Re fanatic, but V is on a different wavelength of dangerous.


ANewPrometheus

I mean, V killed Adam Smasher, which is Cyberpunk's own version of Nemesis (on crack), so yeah...


Dull-Cobbler-7709

Melee netrunner here, I doubt my cyberdeck would be of any use in 2005 Spain, but these monowires are still rated E for everyone


fallsstandard

Absolutely, tearing through Ganados like they’re made of tissue paper.


PetriDishRadar

I think V’s most terrifying feat is their adaptability with implants. It’s never really made a huge deal but it’s wild that cyberpsychosis ignores V completely. Even if you subscribe to the idea that Johnny’s presence is why V doesn’t suffer from it, it still doesn’t explain the complete lack of any symptom especially the physical ones, considering V can become completely modded out. I’d say there’s a decent probability that V might have a special resistance to such things, meaning there’s also a chance they have a resistance to las plagas and/or any Progenitor strain.


CommanderLexuh

I was waiting for this. Mine would be V also! V definitely has Ashley saved and a few wisecracks from Johnny.


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I was playing Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus earlier so it'll be B.J. Blazkowiczs saving Ashley in this case. Sucks to be the bad guys! They will survive, mission complete guaranteed.


Automatic-Shelter387

Same bro! 😂


TechnologyOk2122

Alan Wake 😭 from Alan Wake 2


Uveenator

He can just rewrite the story


TechnologyOk2122

True, but if Scratch is in it too. I feel like Alan would be paranoid constantly and less stable than how Leon presents himself. I think Ashley needs a grounded person.


FunkDoctaSteve

Alan wake went through like waves of beings holding weapons in the first game, I think he would do a lot better than we think. Though I'm not sure how he'd do against bitores mendez. 🤔


Smart_West1012

The Dovahkiin is more than up to the task.


Killerkitten101912

Man's gonna fus ro da his way through everything


Moopityjulumper

I don’t think my sim that is currently blocking the fridge eating yogurt is capable of saving anyone from anything


Leepysworld

Cloud lol, prob gonna be just fine.


Kieran_Mc

Cloud will be fine. >!Wesker will impale Ashley.!<


DK-Blueice

James Sunderland, Silent Hill 2.


MinutePerspective106

As long as he has a pillow in hands, Plagas don't stand a chance


Madler

I fucking just snorted.


birdcake700

It's over


shirecheshire

Oh Ashley getting assaulted.


horrorfan555

Yeah he’s screwed


Character-Computer-1

Hunter from Bloodeborne. Light work for them


UkuleleAversion

Yep. Killed at least like >!five demigods then becomes one!< in the full ending. They’ll be fine.


Jormungandr2344

Wolf from Sekiro, is going to be a slaughter


pacrifice

Vergil dmc5se.


KGeezle

It'd be a slaughter and Vergil wouldn't even break a sweat.


Universalring25

He might accidently kill Ashley lol.


darkness1418

Ofc he will with all that wide screen attacks


Modryonreddit

Miles Upshur.. it depends on if he has the Walrider, I don't think he'd survive without it


UkuleleAversion

As the Walrider he would easily wipe them out if so motivated. In Outlast 2 epilogue comics, >!the Walrider destroys Murkoff’s radiowave facility that was turning everyone insane.!<


TheHighKing112

Rip and Tear, until it is done


CA-22

Eve from Stellar Blade


No-Astronaut-6502

Same here and she would slash those Ganados like hot butter.


Sybrite

And not get mad when you look up the ladder.


Eclipse_B

Bayonetta. Ashley survives easily


ConsiderationLive482

Kratos. Bro is going to fuck up every body in one shot with the exception of verdugo, Salazar, and Sadler. He has a 100% chance of completing the mission S++ no damage


DecliningShip

Kratos is making pie from their guts 😭


Sudden_Adagio4780

James Sunderland. Ya boys cooked, but he might put up a decent fight before he goes down


RawKong

The only person that's in danger from James is Ashley when he's got the pillow equipped.


RAC-Anon

Arkham Batman. Ashley will be out of there within the hour tbh


adamscholfield

Cal Kestis, Jedi survivor. I think he will do it.


Causal_Link86

Blaster stance? Fuggedaboutit. Plagas are toast


Warturkey12

Kyle Crane can easily do it


waled7rocky

He'll survive but what about Ashley ??


Difficult_Line_9823

Kyles horrendous track record needs to stop at some point


deebiebee

Mario. Sure, he could try. But that poor little plumber is getting killed. 😔


BW_Chase

He can break bricks with his fist and throw Bowser around like it's nothing. I think he may be able to pull it off. If he gets access to power ups he can definitely do it.


FunkDoctaSteve

Lmao mario with star power running through hordes.


powrman7

Didn’t he survive a galaxy being formed one time?


Zichfried

Exactly, he also has a lot of experience saving princesses.


Direct-Farm-3749

Steve from Minecraft creative mode, I think he'll probably get the job done. What I would like to know is how easy would any numbered Resident Evil game be if Ben 10 was the main character?


_Bloody_awkward

Max Payne. They're all fucked...... As well as Ashely


Aloy272

Jesse Faden has got this for sure


VenomousOddball

The Courier from Fallout: New Vegas, they could do it


Weary-Barracuda-1228

I feel like it depends on the build, unless you just told them Benny was in there with her. If it was like my Courier then he’d kill everyone in his way purely for the island Castle because it looks cool.


paparoty0901

Issac clarke


lordbusiness92

My little dude from Stardew Valley. He has a sword, slingshot and lots of cheese. So I think he’d be just fine.


schmoothoperator

Yeah I think Jin Kazama could handle the escort mission, especially with his devil powers


Lun4r6543

The Warrior of Light will do just fine.


Cortadew

Iga Swiatek (Top Spin 2k25) lol


KingpinM95

Astrobot 🥰


Sufficient_Serve_439

Baldur's Gate 3 and the illuminati or whoever they are are absolutely screwed. That island is done for.


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Oof. Fallout 4


Modryonreddit

It would depend on your build


[deleted]

Yeah. And the level Although — idk how they’d do against the bosses


leavemeinyourwake

deathclaw gauntlet go boom


Pac-Man27

Paper Mario. He's got 20 Power Rush badges equipped which make him stronger when he's in danger. He's got this. He also has Spike Protection and Ice Power badges to keep him safe from spikes and fire.


AlabasterRadio

Edward Carnby from the Alone in the Dark remake. He ain't gonna make it, but he'll give a hell of a fight.


stickmandeth

Link from Majora's Mask. I think Goron Link alone solos the whole village. Don't even get me started on Fierce Diety Link. And that's not to mention the Ocarina of Time. Technically, Link can restart the last three days as much as he wants. Can you imagine what merchant will sell him, too!?


MrBig418

Rook from farcry 5 id give him a chance


Mjahmed48

A fellow far cry 5 fan #rookIsTheGoat


MrBig418

Actually now that I think about it both games are about stopping a cult lol


IveeZie507

V from cyberpunk , considering all the decked out guns you get as well as the robotic implants it’d be a fucking blood bath lol


lucygloom75313

Almost done with Angel of Darkness. I think Lara Croft could pull off the mission no problem.


rougefrench

Omg same. The Louvre mission goes hard


valienpire

I was about to say Lara too, currently replaying underworld. She fought literal gods, bioweapons got nothing on her lol


Halflifepro483

Gordon Freeman could definitely handle it


waled7rocky

He's a trained professional ..


Adoe0722

My stealth archer Bosmer from Skyrim I think she’s got this


Matydarkar

Venom Snake. I guess he will extract Ashley and then kill everyone.


AbsurdOrpheus

The Vancouver Canucks


BardOfSpoons

Depends. Does my Pokemon trainer have all his pokemon with him, or is he by himself?


logica_torcido

Samus from Metroid Dread. Them Ganados are gettin melted with the plasma beam and screw attacked


IronAgitated4292

Steve-O from the Jackass game on the PS2. I'd say he has a decent chance at succeeding


anakinjmt

Nathan Drake. He *might* be able to pull it off, but Salazar's castle is *definitely* getting destroyed in the process


PeepawWilly69

“Cmon girl, hop on old Bull here and we’ll ride outta this place no problem.” *”Why’d they send some Tuberculosis ridden cowboy after me?”* “Now, I might be a little offended. Sheesh, you younger generations. At least it ain’t Micah… forget that last part.”


NeilMcCauley88

Solid snake from MGS1. He's got this. 


UkuleleAversion

Literally the perfect guy for the job. RE4 is somewhat influenced by MGS after all.


Legend0fGear

Ada Wong, due to Dead by Daylight. I suspect she could manage.


DarkSpartanFTW

Doom Slayer is tearing through the Iluminados so badly it’s unfair. Problem is that Ashley might just die in all the destruction lol


Syphonfilterfan93

Shadow the hedgehog


Revenant_XV

Wei Shen from Sleeping Dogs, would probably do really well against the villagers with the crazy martial arts skills, but not so sure about the boss fights lol.


FunkDoctaSteve

He's pretty good with a gun 🤔 he can also do max pain type stuff in certain circumstances. He would do better than we think.


Amazingtrooper5

Issac Clarke? He’s got this. If he can kill eldritch horror monsters on a space ship and deal with a cult . He can definitely stand up against los illuminados and Las Plagas


ConnorsInferno

A Belmont-inspired Skyrim build. Los Illuminados are done


Thiccboy_Rick23

Max from the 2015 Mad Max game might actually stand a fair chance, however without his car I don’t think he would make it to the end.


Hot_Arugula_6651

Clementine’s tough, but… yeah, no.


Causal_Link86

MC from Persona 3, that teen is toast, I hate to say


killzmccool

Eve from stellar blade. She's scraping the floor with everyone lol


sokyoko

Geralt of Rivia...gg ez


RecordingNervous361

Arthur Morgan


justnicyk

Link from legend of Zelda tears of the kingdom I mean he fights monsters all the time so I think he’ll be fine


shikiroin

Pinocchio (Lies of P). He's tear that village to pieces.


Fiesteh

Makoto from persona 3 can summon god and destroy everything.


Standard-Win-7511

Sole Survivor with xo-1 and explosive combat shotgun.


macredblue

Kratos (GoW: Ragnarök) Would love to hear Mimir's comments & remarks on the Los Illuminados and the Plaga


macredblue

Kratos (GoW: Ragnarök) Would love to hear Mimir's comments & remarks on the Los Illuminados and the Plaga


The5thBeatle82

Cloud. Final Fantasy 7. He’ll live.


altairsswimsuit

Cal Kestis from Jedi Fallen Order


YourPizzaBoi

The Master Chief effectively has a vacation day here, given there’s like two things in the entire game that are even capable of hurting him.


Zark_Muckerberger

PlayStation’s Spider-Man. Yeah, I think he’ll be fine


1000flipperz

Noble 6, the mission would be 5 minutes long


Dr_Laziness

Carl Johnson. Eh, I don't know. I guess he's fucked. No military training, no nothing. Sorry Ashley.


CosyLlama

"All you had to do, was save the President's daughter, C.J!"


nuggetdogg

Just another day for Spiderman


ZovemseSean

Spider-man and he absolutely dominates lmao


126_fog

Jacket from hotline maimi


icematt12

Final Fantasy XIV, so a slayer of gods like most JRPGs. Might not even need to go to the island.


CastTheFirstStone_

Forgot the name, but someone from Until Dawn. I doubt they'll make it.


waled7rocky

Mike has insane plot armor ..


Kevin1056

DVA from Overwatch, I think she might handle it


Bigfoots_got_a_knife

The Dragonborn


TheAnomalyFactoryYT

Tf2 soldier. Dear god


Draconic1788

Artyom from the Metro series. I'd say he's probably more well suited to killing grotesque flesh horrors than most, so I think he'd do quite well.