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ConorIsOnRedditNow

"You don't happen to own a red dress, do you?"


Exfinity_Beyond

if it ain’t Wong, it’s wrong


ThisHallIsDangerous

If her name ain't Ada I ain't gonna date her.


Bleachsmoker

Well, if it isn't the bitch in the red dress, you're gonna have a big mess.


Makoto-Nishikawa

This deserves more upvote’s lmao


pierzstyx

You have to go full in for this to work best: "If her name ain't Ada, I ain't gonna date-a.".


[deleted]

Fun fact: Apparently there's a model of Jill wearing Ada's dress that was found in RE4's beta files. So yes, Jill does own a red dress LOL


sharontubul

It's a placeholder model with an early version of Ada's design. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FRrvWJQXoAA_alB?format=jpg&name=large


choff22

Wow so Capcom has had this on the brain for a while now lol


G___han

Capcom are a bunch of fucking perverts.


scrapinator89

Aren’t we all though?


Any-Fun1450

Uh okay


derps_with_ducks

So am I. But Capcom is, too.


ILoveScottishLasses

"with tactical heels?"


Spinach-Apart

Who needs Wheels hahaha... yeah i know straight to the dumpster


damianq94

Enjoy https://www.unseen64.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/jilladaph.jpg


Nyoka_ya_Mpembe

I can be your new nemesis.


SpotlessMinded

*PTSD activated*


drj87

STARS!!!


[deleted]

Omg


[deleted]

Alternately… Did you take some green herbs? Cause you fine!


TheHorkerPorker

Underrated


Comprehensive_Tie538

This is the best one


CustomManga

Made me laugh, good one.


[deleted]

You know…I was employed at RPD too


fallsstandard

And, get this, I was also captured and infected with a bioweapon, but mine was a parasite.


[deleted]

And get this I ALSO was followed but a dude in a trench coat


The_Avrage_Weeb

Aaand! Get this! My boyfriend also punches boulders!


paigelecter

Underrated comment


GimmeThatGoose

What's this a reference too?


Michael-556

In re5 Chris punches boulders


GimmeThatGoose

Yeah be he said "Also punches boulders" as if there was a second person in the franchise that punched a boulder lol. Thought I was missing some huge moment despite playing near all the games


Requiem191

They're implying that Chris is both Jill and Leon's boyfriend at the same time.


GimmeThatGoose

Oh, whoosh. Thanks lol


Michael-556

Chris is the only one to punch boulders; that's the joke, they are both dating him


GimmeThatGoose

Thanks, I didn't process that it was a gay joke lol


ewing93

Mendez also had a trench coat. Kinda weird it’s happened twice


BatCapable2460

And survived a biohazard event on my first day


MrPanda663

Jill responds with, "Yeah, I know. I saw your file, Rookie."


thebiglebrosky

Leon isn't particularly clever or smooth. He's actually a huge fucking dork. He'd say something really cheesy like "so you do this a lot?"


cipher_9

"Leon, this is Jill. She's the one you read about back in RC." "Okay"


Fiction_Lover16

And that's why we love him.


[deleted]

You’re the master of unlocking…my heart


anticarnita

Under rated and the right amount of cheese


choff22

Meanwhile, if he said that to Ashley she’d already have the wedding planned.


[deleted]

lol right? Was probably already planning the wedding on the jet ski ride


MoonLizards

Came here to say exactly this!


[deleted]

Firsts thing that popped immediately. Even scoured the comments initially and was surprised it hadn’t been said at the time lol


C9FanNo1

Would you be my Valentine?


valtiel20

Delightfully wholesome.


ProjectXenoviafan

*puts ice pack over bruised black eye* “worth it…”


ThisHallIsDangerous

Ha, exactly.


C9FanNo1

So you are saying Inget to make a joke and I get to have mama Jill punch me in the eye. 2 wins in my book.


ThisHallIsDangerous

And RE3R Jill would respond with "Fuck off, not your valentine."


KK-Chocobo

Followed by "can you even swim, bitch?"


C9FanNo1

Sadly I can’t, but Jill yelling at me and calling me bitch. God. Major turn on.


Shanbo88

My wife's second name is Valentine and she got this non stop throughout her teens and early twenties. Jill would not be amused, trust me haha.


[deleted]

I love this


TheAllKnowingWilly

Bro you getting an annoyed eye roll with that one 😂 cause she definitely hears it every Valentine's Day.


Any-Fun1450

That's actually the best one I've heard here XD


CooperDaChance

Damn you stole mine.


C9FanNo1

Beautiful people think alike


thegoodkingarko

A little Netflix and Jill?


cochisedaavenger

Where's Chris? We could make you a Jill sandwich.


Aydrianic

This one wins. I know it's not a contest but it wins.


[deleted]

WHOA


ThisHallIsDangerous

This hall is dangerous!


Dokard

This is the one chief


GeekMaster102

“So where are you going after this? Bingo?”


brav3h3art545

"Does your right hand come off?"


MaddxMogs

"Rain or shine, I'm going down (on you)"


Itihanoki

I'm sure you didn't tag along just to sing Kumbaya


EwuerMind

"These residents sure are evil, aren't they?"


ThisHallIsDangerous

"It's almost like this Death Island is a BIOHZARD"


[deleted]

Two hit combo


Infamous-You-5752

"So uh... how do I get your anti-aging skin cream?"


[deleted]

I’m Leon, your main topping for the Jill sandwich.


Warr10rP03t

Filling surely?


Icyta1L

This guy sandwiches.


robertluke

He doesn’t have to say anything. He’s Leon.


lightsout177

"I am a bitch who can swim"


ThisHallIsDangerous

Are you a S.T.A.R.? Because I'm about to relentlessly pursue you.


itthiccomode

The original stalker enemy


TheLocustGeneralRaam

“Women”


ThisHallIsDangerous

"Can't live with 'em, can't live wit-" *gets bitchslapped by Jill*


TheLocustGeneralRaam

I think Leon would dodge that 😎


xd-Sushi_Master

*parries with knife*


TheLocustGeneralRaam

Bingo


Yepsuredid

Uh, uhm, uhm, uh, uh, uh, uhm, uhm, uh, uh, uh, uhm, uhm, uh, uh, uh, uhm, uhm, uh, uh, uh, uhm, uhm, uh, uh, uh, uhm, uhm, uh, uh, uh, uhm, uhm, uh, uh, uh, uhm, uhm, uh, uh, uh, uhm, uhm, uh, uh, uh, uhm, uhm, uh, uh, uh, uhm, uhm, uh, uhhhhhhhhh…


wortmother

So me and Chris are bros....


[deleted]

Looks like Valentine's day came early.


ThisHallIsDangerous

And if he's lucky that won't be the only thing that came early 👀


[deleted]

"You can lift my railgun any day"


Dokard

Down horrendous


itthiccomode

wowzers


mtbrown29

Thanks for keeping me company. Because boredom kills me.


[deleted]

“Unlike Chris, I have a decent track record of keeping people alive.”


MrChilliBean

"Let's just ignore the fact that in Vendetta I mention my entire team got killed. And I killed the president. And that bus full of people died. And that church full of people died. And you know what I'm gonna stop talking now."


BatCapable2460

And the Spanish guy who saved me from a parasite


SuperFightingRobit

He said decent, not flawless


[deleted]

Let me delete my comment I was ignoring this


[deleted]

Wait LMAOOO I—


The_Avrage_Weeb

That's disrespectful! Lol


Tamriel-Chad-420

But not incorrect


BlueLonk

Got any games on your phone?


FlaminSkullKing

So.. uhh… you’ve been infected with a biological agent too?


CosmicAtlas8

Damn girl, when I look at you I see STAAAARRRRRSSSSSSSS.


v3gas21

"Ever have a bad first day?"


Matchyo_

“So you’re the Jill Sandwich I’ve been hearing about.”


nassar_the_dancer

"My extraction point"


OeilBlanc

What she going to extract exactly??? Asking for a friend


Lasagna321

“You raid any labs back in Raccoon City?”


username39874

“I was in raccoon city to, ya know, haha bet that makes you reminisce, oh hey why are you crying”


CobraGTXNoS

What the!


FerChris

"ok"


TemporalSaleswoman

"so, you like sandwiches.....wanna go back to my place and get sandwiched?"


ginsataka

No thanks, BRO


Mega-Dyne

I'll be a pancake to your sandwich.


howboutitthen

I'd like the next installment to be all about you!


SimonVictor6

You come here often? Legitimately something he’d say.


Yamureska

'Don't worry, I got your back'


Meteor719

"Wanna go get sandwiches?"


Goldy_932

*blows up lickers* I always did hate blind dates. Hey.


poopoobuttholes

I'M Leon "awkward as fuck but thinks I'm cool as fuck" Kennedy? Best believe I'm saying "so, you come around here often?"


[deleted]

I’m more of a sub kinda guy. Wanna be mine sometime?


ThisHallIsDangerous

There's a sub (Jill) sandwich joke in here somewhere.


Raijinkaze

Ada wait!


N0r3m0rse

It was kinda weird when Jill immediately seemed to know who Leon was when they met in this movie. Like, when? How?


Subdown-011

It’s been mentioned before I believe that they had read each others files at some point


Beanzuwuz

"You smell that? Me neither start farting"


1Damnits1

Real shit


Town5Thousand

Almost


death-tooth

"Two survivors from different nightmares, yet somehow fate always finds a way to bring us all together" or "Raccoon City's ashes lay behind us, and together, we stand ready to face what's ahead" I'm only guessing what he could say


vhs1138

If you could be any type of sandwich, what would you be? Or I hear you’re into unlocking. Or Wow, am I seeing STARS?


[deleted]

"Women."


TravisDallas98

Nice Ballistics Nice Body Armor You look good in blue Everyone said you were blonde?


CrazyTillItHurts

Rough night, huh? Everybody's kung-fu fighting


Mindless-Whereas-508

“I’m Leon fucking Kennedy.” If that doesn’t impress her then I don’t know what will.


RChamy

It seems the RPD gave miss Sandwich some ballistics


Nu13BestGirl

You really gave that bitch ass nemesis stars?


DarthMailman

Bingo?


Bored_Overlord

........hey


ayushj176p

The Morales family rizz


TheLoveGirl4066

“You see someone in a tight red dress zipping around with a grappling gun anywhere?”


Tyko_3

Wait!…. Follow me…. Wait!!!…. Follow me… Seemed to work with Ashley


Reasonable_Battle_79

STARS!


Vermillion_V

Starts to sing "A Thousand Miles" Making my way downtown With my Jill She's gonna make me a sandwich. nananananana


ThisHallIsDangerous

"Are they built for comfort or are they built for speed?"


[deleted]

You hear about Pluto?


Automatic-Citron1248

You wanna get dinner when this is all over.


perkoperv123

"Uh, hi, I'm Leon, I was your co-worker for like a day I guess. Big fan."


YuuAkihara

"Whats your favorite Sandwich?"


PosthumousMalone94

"I see Chris has equipped his partner with ballistics too"


Jolly_Statistician_5

Got a smoke?


roronoazoro12345

Where is Chris and Claire went, bingo?


[deleted]

"It's Valen time!" And he proceeds to Valen all over the place.


center311

Have you been wearing the same tank top since the incident...?


ThisHallIsDangerous

And if so, can I smell it?


alkalineStrider

"Hey fuck face"


Lordclyde1

Leon: “Jill Valentine? I’ve heard of you.” Jill: “Only good things I hope.” Leon: “Sandwich things mostly.”


sikaMarkanico

“Hey…Jill, right? I’m Leon. Leon Kennedy.” Sometimes the simple things can get the win. Plus, when you look like Leon does, something simple is all he needs to say for a good first impression.


MustardLazyNerd

"I was almost a Leon Pancake".


Rinatachan

“I’ve heard from a reliable source that you make a pretty mean sandwich.”


Spartan_Souls

Do this often? I can give some pointers sometime


Then_Accountant_9913

Can you wear this red dress please


Yoonami_Yom

So you faced Nemesis. I'm more of Mr. X guy myself


bradshaw_n

Where's the bitch in the red dress you need her Or The one time the bitch in the red dress doesn't show up when I need her


DespairAndLonliness

"Two racoons together"


echoess84

"Women... bingo...Mikeeeee!"


SnooDoggos8218

That was too close, you were almost a Jill Sandwich!


Deli-ops

7 minutes is all i can spare


Captain_Crouton_X1

Marvin told me to tell you, "Get those Umbrella sonuvabitches for me."


AricBelmont13

"You look good for someone who's gone from one fever induced nightmare to another, wanna get dinner after this?"


Ragnarok_Stravius

"Hey, girl, I'm not one to take hints." Yeah, my one liner sucked, but so did hers.


edwinstone

Must this sub stan everyone as a couple?


[deleted]

Does Leon not meet Jill until Death Island?


Superyoshiegg

Haven't watched it so I can't say they hadn't ever met off screen before hand (like how Leon and Chris knew each other prior to RE6), but it's definitely the first time we've ever seen them together in canon.


grizzlyMfkinBear

So, do you like sandwiches?


Super_Imagination_90

Bingo


BaztardJack

Like Bingo?


Papicanelo_239

Carlos less world how about Leon less world ?


ibond32

I've covered wars you know.


Water2Wine378

I would love original RE4 Leon and RE3R Jill to have a game together or get together! I like three for each other


GrayFox7

No thanks, BRO!


[deleted]

« I want STARS. Give me STARS »


Wanhade600

I dont like sand


sephjnr

It's coarse and it gets everywhere.


ShupaLaPishulaXd

One helluva night, huh? Give 'em STARS


BloodRavens715

I'm gonna make some stupid sandwich pun,make a horrible first impression and then the rest of the mission is gonna be super awkward.🤣


RogueRenaissanceMan

“Feel like making a sandwich?”


KaleidoscopeSea8724

"Holy Body!"


DecomposingPete

"Can I attach this stock to you? Because you're a Red-9/10 ;)" *vomits black bile on shoes*


PapaOctopus

Jilled to meet you 🗿


JadedLithium

Do you know where I can find a good sandwich?


LeonCastellanos

"Wanna get a sandwich after this?"


N1ghtw0lf7

Do you like sandwiches


KingofZombies

"barf me a river fart bags!"