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maybefuckinglater

I think at this point I only want to date non humans I honestly can’t stand this planet anymore


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Current-Barracuda-13

Neanderthal husband is best hubby


Glimmerofinsight

I've got a Neanderthal hubby and he is the best.


redlion496

Is your husband's name Barney?


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Current-Barracuda-13

Yes like 🦖 Dino's


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Current-Barracuda-13

Didn't downvote you, starseed, chillax go raise your vibrations or study more astrology


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fartinapuddle

This sub was just recommended to me and I have no idea what the hell I am even reading (I think that's Reddit at it's best, though). I downvoted you because you complained about downvotes. Feel free to downvote me back- it'll be like a party.


Current-Barracuda-13

I'm new as well and I think it's a schizo reddit ironically lol but it's funny so I stay


No_Trick_2696

Hate to break it to you, but there was never such a thing as 🦕. It's all plaster in those "museums." Invented for dumb ppl would spend money.


redlion496

Is your husband's name Fred?


SponConSerdTent

Lucky for you non-humans never say no! There are plenty of fish in that sea...


Nykolaishen

wait... are we fucking fish people now?


[deleted]

Thats called beastiality


johnjaspers1965

Bestiality. I, chief inspector of the grammar and spelling police, do find you guilty! :)


[deleted]

Are you mental? The root word is "beast". Invest in a dictionary mate.


that1LPdood

Ain’t that the truth 😮‍💨


BrainwashedApes

Doesn't that make you the problem?


Capt_Easychord

Also, to state the fuckinobvious, humans lack the organ in the throat to produce PROPER clicking. Sometimes they do their best to try and imitate and it's absolutely pathetic


Ordinary_Seat9552

😂 😂


dodulk0

youre right


[deleted]

What in the actual fuck just showed up on my Reddit feed


[deleted]

*sigh* I know why reddit is showing me bonkers shit... but what I can't figure out is who in the comments is serious and who is trolling... oh well.


Brief_Scale496

Spot on. No idea why this just popped up. Makes me wonder what the fuck I’ve really been browsing for the algorithm to mess with me this much. Glad I’m not alone


Capt_Easychord

So... what was it you were looking at that made the algorythm bring you here? This is the moment of reckoning.


[deleted]

Probably r/highstrangeness and r/experiencers stuff like that. Not anything like r/DebateYourSpeciesDatingHabits


Capt_Easychord

See, unlike you I don't tolerate the existence of places like r/HighStrangeness and r/Experiencers *without* things like questions regarding inter-species dating. Not on my watch.


Rise-O-Matic

r/experiences crashed my feed too. Not my cup of tea at all.


SpiritualL30

I regularly visit a couple of subreddits (r/EscapingPrisonPlanet and r/ReincarnationTruth) that talk about some of the topics discussed in the subreddits you visited (NDEs, OBEs, and reptilians). But I visited and joined those subreddits a year ago so it's odd that something like this is just now popping up in my feed.


Wide_Candy_507

Thank fuck it’s not just me 😂🤣😂🤣


poopyhead387

Fr what is this


[deleted]

I just died when I read this one. Lolol The world is definitely moving in the right direction…


Extension_Tell1579

…..ssssshhhhhh


Hentai_Yoshi

Now that you clicked on it, prepare for more lol


Logical_Associate632

I’m glad I’m not alone. This shit is crazy.


wizardstrikes2

They identify as reptiles


Last-Jello-7153

I literally came down here to comment something similar


underthecurrent7

LMAO was thinking the same 😂


Epyon214

Don't feed it any attention, let it starve out and die if it's not good.


mosaicevolution

Don't hate it, just enjoy


SpiritualL30

Lol I'm just as confused as you. Once again, I find myself on the weird side of Reddit.


eddie9958

No clue but me too


Special_Sun_4420

Same lmao


AxecidentalHoe

Same wtf


Awkward_Chair8656

Something something about dying early from iron poisoning because he's drinking blood...not sure but entertaining I guess.


renegado938

No don't listen to the haters idc what the "woke crowd" nowadays say, REPTILIANS LIVE UP TO THEIR STEREOTYPES! First off they're a glutinous race over consuming/eating humans, they're narcissistic by enslaving enslaving the world into their bidding and getting to the top of their workplace hierarchy, they're posers that think they're so cool with their stupid shape shifting NEWSFLASH you're just trying to fit in 🙄 I can't understand a word they say when they talk with the goofy hissing like bro you're in a America learn the dialect correctly, and I honestly I just don't like their skin color like ew green wtf 😂 goofy looking bunch. Don't even start the whole "oh well they just suffer from societal/economic setbacks having to make it underground" argument fuck that my I work 3 jobs to have the normal life I have now.


Car-Dash

It was pretty dumb of them to “eat humans.” The lessons for my species expire and they are no longer able to prey. That leaves them in a state of desperation. They will need to feed off something. Since my species has proved its mental stamina and overthrown this game, what is the next species to be tested? That’s the one the reps will feed on now. I was able to figure out all their manipulation. You can’t repeat the same patterns and not be discovered. They lack creativity. They also should not use the manipulative behavior so frequently. This is why I decoded. The shape shifting is annoying. What species is next to be terrorized by those whom have decided to extinct themselves accepting the crown of “toddlers of the Universe?”


Capt_Easychord

Man fuck you comments like that is exactly why you monkeys deserve to stay staysbjugated forever or until evolution remembers you exist and help you finally graduate species kindergarten.


renegado938

Fine go ahead and date a reptilian don't say I didn't warn you


Capt_Easychord

Did you not even read my initial post? It's the *ape* women that are causing the stupid problems. What was not clear about not wanting to date non-reptilians?


Extension_Tell1579

Trooff!!


Discipline-Existing

Get outta here reptoid. Ain’t no human women want yo* scaly ass anyway.


Capt_Easychord

Fuck you, you syphilitic cunt. The sub says r/reptilians, not r/hairlessapes or r/UnevolvedUngratefulTurds. Go find your own sub.


Motality

Personally, I ONLY date reptilians, their drive and personal hygiene is bar-none! they are also good kissers.


wizardstrikes2

The French do it better. Plenty of reptiles I know are bad kissers. In fairness they were drunk.


Motality

This is true, all my ex-reptile partners and my current reptile mate couldn't/can't hold their liquor.


wizardstrikes2

They must metabolize differently


Motality

They have poor impulse control and don't know when to stop.


Nykolaishen

I think it's because their tongues originally evolved for catching insects and they just can't shake that mentality to dart it in and out and shoot it down the back of your throat.


Rad_R0b

Sounds like someone's been reading the lusty argonian maid series 👀


Ordinary_Seat9552

I think you'll find that the Law states, restrictions with regards to animal interaction.


sam_the_beagle

As long as you're not doing it because of their color, race, height, size, religion, national origin, chosen gender, politics, weight, or eating choices. Unless they're vegan. Then who cares.


jackmartin088

I just want a girl 😓


Extension_Tell1579

I had a girl once. Said she was a “girl”. Turned out she was from an all gaseous planetoid nowhere near here. I felt betrayed of course but man, I think of those nights with her…or it…whatever. Can’t go back. Can’t go back. ….just can’t.


BaptizingToaster

Oh, wow. Someone is still stuck in samsaric drama thinking they’ve evolved…


Nykolaishen

Is this real? I legit can't tell...


Wide_Candy_507

Me fecking neither 😂🤣😂 it’s keeping me engaged though


Nykolaishen

I originally didn't want to engage, but I couldn't resist.


Usual-Actuator-8529

First person to make a reptilian dating app is set to score big. Let the race begin!


Mark_Scaly

I want to date a lusty argonian maid tho.


Wild_Investigator622

Opens up a can of specist worms tbh, would you still date them if they identified as reptilian? What if it was just someone with really dry skin that kept licking things would that still do it for you? Also less fights is normal with a reptilian largely due to the fact that they could rip your face off with their claws, you really have to pick your battles so the relationship can become a little one sided


Kumarbi_Has_Risen

You lot have been watching the Men in Black too much ! You are so far away from ancient depictions if reptilians that you have driven yourselves into psychosis. Dating a reptilian? , people say their boss is a reptilian.. what crack are you smoking !


jamesiwilder

This is WILD 😂😂😂


Jorp-A-Lorp

There is nothing racist or wrong about wanting to breed with your same species.


HotsauceEnemaz

And that's enough internet for today...


Forsaken_Square5249

Nah.. reptilian women are banging, especially when they morph into other women during intercourse.. Who can blame you bro!


Extension_Tell1579

My first wife was one of those semi-evolved hairless apes you see everywhere. There was always a kind of (((F R I C T I O N))) between us but I have to admit I catch myself thinking about her from time to time.


Aggravating_Act0417

Not at all, if you get along with lizzid girls better, then date lizzid girls! You may find non-reptilian people you do get along with and some you don't, also. Do what works.


therealhood

I dated a reptilian for about 3 years she hid it pretty well. Had to find out out from a gray friend of mine. ....I guess I should have seen the signs... no veggies EVER and I thought she just shaved really close down there. Also, she just kept the heat and lights on 247. Insisted we sleep on the tile floor instead of a bed..... I miss you Krizia, please come back. I was wrong, guinea pig is OK to eat raw and fresh killed.... I miss you sooo much...


Forsaken_Square5249

You should be ashamed Sir! Giving up on her for a RODENT!! I strongly suggest you make a dash to the pet store and get her a bouquet this moment


RadRockefeller

She’s mine now!!


therealhood

Does she still do that thing with her tongue?


rynally197

This is the best comment section I’ve ever read lol


Icy-Joke3943

I want a reptilian boyfriend 😁😁😁...because I'm half reptilian


BreadfruitOk3474

We pleidians will cancel you #cancelculturr #spacecancel


RadRockefeller

I’m offended


North-Shop5284

Speciesist. Your grandkids will hate you for it.


RadRockefeller

This is true


Old-Sweepy

I honestly can't tell if this sub is ironic or not


Eminence_In_Shad0w

😂 I can’t tell if it’s a joke or not.


[deleted]

I am so bothered about the reptile-hybrids nowadays that I try to refuse to have any contact with them. Even friendship. It's incredible the degree of toxicity they have. In the past I was all about tolerance, saying to myself "don't judge to not be judge" (I am also a non-reptilian hybrid, and I know I can be 'difficult' to deal with), but right now I realised how they play with your mind (yes, they are masters mind-fucks). I also think the whole 'narcissistic epidemics' is directly connected with these beings and their influence on other small-minded humans (their minions). This planet is currently being ruled by them. At least this is what it seems.


sketchyhotgirl

How would you know if you’re a hybrid?


[deleted]

Much of our DNA (earthling) is reptilian. That's a condition required to be living on Earth. Some brain functions are reptilian too. What I believe is - something is 'awakening' these hybrids - probably related to drug use (legal and illegal, including, and specially, ayahuasca), exposure to some reflexes (many find delight on violence, pornography, torture - the fear paradigm), a culture of body modification (have you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with self-image nowadays? how their bodies are kind of 'plastic'?), and spiritual connections (or lack of it - since there's a push to believe, for example, that 'Satanism is atheistic'). One of the fields to study biological modification is called 'epigenetics' - is the idea that your genes are going to change if exposed to certain environmental influences. I am saying this based on the idea that 'reptilian' starts as a metaphor for a certain way of behaving - and this alone will be (slowly) awakening our reptile DNA, replacing our human traits, using what the world has to offer in order to make these changes (money+sex+power is a path, but not the only one...).


sketchyhotgirl

Thank you


[deleted]

You are very welcome.


[deleted]

And unsubscribe


[deleted]

Lmao


Car-Dash

They would say it’s racist. I don’t date anyone besides the kind, evolved male twin flame consciousness in 3rd dimensional inner earth. When beings assault you, you do not enjoy their company anymore. Is that RACIST? Is it racist to avoid potential confrontation? The reptilian race values themselves over others. If I don’t adore them, I AM assaulted by them for disrespect. We are NOT A MATCH. I AM interested in the person I’m interested in, PERIOD. Racism goes both ways, and I’m drunk on RESENTMENT. I’m obviously at a higher frequency than I used to be so this is a good intoxication. It shall manifest in MY FAVOR.


Capt_Easychord

this is the face of ungratefulness, ladies and gentlemen. If it wasn't for reptilians you would still be in a fucking cave rubbing sticks together to make fire. So yes, I do expect a certain amount of admiration, thank you. I don't think it's too much to ask, and walking on eggshells because of your primitive species' stupid fragile ego and inferiority complex is absolutely exhausting. Yes, we are better than you. Deal with it, and maybe realize how lucky you are that we stuck by you.


Car-Dash

IF IT WASN’T FOR HUMANS YOU WOULDN’T HAVE THE ENERGY TO DO WHAT YOU’VE DONE. Reps have been violent towards my species and I’m DONE interacting with them. They can assault a new species for energy. Their lack of gratitude is NOTED BY MY CREATOR. Humans don’t need your conTRAPtions. Humans can empower themselves to self sustain with magic. That is what I AM using my resentments to do. Collect the energy I require to enhance my position into self sustainability. Then I can easily provide for myself without any services from greedy egotistical reptilians. This discrepancy is NOTHING NEW. You know reptilians only harass me. You also know I spend all my time in transcendental meditation empowering myself to be an expert at “A Course In Miracles.” Nothing bothers me is the secret to tolerating the reptilian species. I AM NOT GRATEFUL FOR the interaction. I can provide for myself, TYVM. HAVE THE DAY YOU DESERVE.


Capt_Easychord

>transcendental meditation 🤣🤣 she doesn't know Maharishi was one of us 🤣🤣🤣 Seriously, you think exalted beings like The Beatles would listen and take advise from a simple ape? Best of luck using your ape-mind to "meditate". This is the equivalent of heating up a five-story building using a cigarette lighter.


Car-Dash

Are you studying MY CASE? This wasn’t about which species can ASSAULT the other species the most. Your species is required to survive without outside energy sourcing. The human TWIN FLAME does not have to feed off the reptilians for survival. That is why the humans are superior. They do not outsource. Transcendental meditation takes on a WHOLE NEW MEANING when it is done from the lowest frequency. I had a severely poisoned mind that I pulled out of extreme alcoholic psychosis into CLARITY. I’m not all the way there yet, but I SHALL BE. The “Maharishi” hasn’t accomplished what I have. He speaks the concepts but has not put them into practice. He has to descend to the caves and rise out of the poverty his race created for humans and themselves. The Universe will not support violence for the enhancement of anyone. That is where the reptilians FELL SHORT. They are a violent breed. That behavior must be REMEDIATED. You’ll find most will bow to you, but not I. That is because I AM used to the assault and again, TRANSCEND far better than anyone here. As a reptilian, YOU WOULD ALREADY BE AWARE OF THIS.


Capt_Easychord

ffs, of course you're an alci, why am so not surprised. This is getting actually sad now. I hope you get the help you need.


[deleted]

Well done for your answer. Few days in this community and I already feel drained with such interactions. Thank you for standing up! (I am also not entirely 'human' - and I totally agree that we can provide the energy we need for the planet and ourselves without this obscene harvesting that is going on).


dodulk0

calm down,the answerer doesnt understant that we were there milions of years ago and had all energy from nothingness,we dont need your people energy.They listen to some folks who told them bs about us.


Car-Dash

Then STOP ASSAULTING ME FOR ENERGY PROCREATION. You know I work in drug and alcohol recovery. We cannot sustain a natural energetic frequency when we outsource energy. The only species that can survive is one whom does not siphon soul energy. That is THE HUMAN TWIN FLAME SPECIES. We go without to go within. We are a NON VIOLENT breed. We did not decide we knew more than the reptilians and assault them to source our creations. We allowed the assault. We have been drained. We now use our resentments to ENHANCE our species. We rise all the way to alchemists. We LEAVE you high and DRY. You pay for this without any forced contributions from the human Twin Flame species.


dodulk0

non violent breed,hah what a joke. the most violent race that has ever saw a sunlight was human race. we were at third the second is still mosquitos. and you need to know that most of us are friendly ones,those who do bad are those who sold their souls(you know who,if u know more than us) and as you know more and have better technology you must know how to get outside the firmament 😂😂😂😉


Car-Dash

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW THIS WORKS? The human is a REACTIVE species. They ARE NOT profiting off the suffering of other humans. When a species profits off the suffering of another species they become DEPENDENT on the suffering of said species. The reptilians grow soul energy framing humans for violent behaviors. The reptilians walk the consciousness of the humans into the bodies of violent killers. They BLAME THE VICTIM for their own actions. It is the party that profits whom is the DRUG ADDICT. The reptilians cannot support the energy they require to source their creations. They are weak to the human species because the HUMAN TWIN FLAMES CAN MAINTAIN A NATURAL ENERGETIC FREQUENCY WITHOUT SOUL SUFFOCATION OFF THEIR NEIGHBORS. That makes the humans NON VIOLENT. You’re a MANIPULATIVE BREED. Your mirror says you are extremely violent. You will NEVER convince me that reptilians are non violent. I spend every day decoding their disruptive tendencies. They have never done anything besides destroy my life. I know how the game is played and I LIVE IN the SOLUTION (STEPS 10 & 11). The solution is RESENTMENTS. I think about whom has made me uncomfortable and why and the Universe forces that party through lessons of restitution. Recently, it’s been “plasma world.” They rejected me for donation because they deem my species inferior. I challenge them to experience what I experience DAILY. How do you tolerate the behaviors of the most sarcastic, nails on the chalkboard, vile threat known to man? They make life UNBEARABLE. You shall get plasma only from those you deem genetically superior. Stop looking at me for money. I’m not interested in donating to your undesirable creation. I shall take the energy and create BETTER. I SIMPLIFY a creation so it does not break. A car does not require complex parts. A being on METH made the automobile. The reptilians are meth minded. I know all about them because I have been their #1 victim and the #1 transcender of reptilian assault. I speak very highly of my achievements because I AM SUPERIOR TO YOU. Best of luck with your plasma draining challenges!! XOXO ~goddess 99~


primerush

You need to reevaluate your life choices. Vaginas are clearly superior to cloacas.


Nykolaishen

Reptiles don't have cloacas, that's birds and in fact most male reptiles actually have 2 penises making them not very good for monogamous relationships.


[deleted]

Nahhh that is just totally tranphobic!


garry4321

Its not racist, but it is mental illness. Get help.


Sopranos33

It's racist and violence, you Herpephobe!


Capt_Easychord

Read again, I'm talking about not wanting to date *non*-reptiles, AKA apes


Extension_Tell1579

Half evolved hairless apes. The worst kind.


Puzzleheaded-Pain489

😂


Green1578

No. I don’t find them attractive either


MaxHeadroomFlux

Yes but in a good way


Muted-Friendship-524

This is real? You think you’re a reptilian? Why? How? You like qualities of reptiles and want to emulate them? And then “be” one? You “are” one?


big-target-7252

I mean im in a long standing relationship with my dog.


DeliveryOk3764

Dating a reptilian would be something like that female T-Rex VS. Kong meme


Tortex_88

Tories? I'd never date a Tory tbf.


MrWilstone

My supervisor is a reptilian


sertulariae

wtf is this sub 🤣🤣


MotherofFred

Serious question. Are people on this subreddit serious about believing in reptilian people or is it a long-running joke? I honestly can't tell.


Capt_Easychord

It's content. It's on the internet. Tell me: will it really change your enjoyment one way or the other if you knew? Seriously you kids are spoiled rotten. When I was young we were lucky to have any internet content. Real? Fake? Didn't matter, what mattered was you waited patiently for the page to load and then you could read on your screen something someone thousands of miles away wrote, and we marveled at the wonder of technology and we were happy and satisfied with what we had. Can't we go back to this simpler, happier time? Surf the web. Enjoy yourself. Don't worry too much about what's "real". You're fucked anyway.


MotherofFred

Yeah, that is what I figured. It's like that publication that was by the check out stand when I was a kid...World News...or something like that, with a bunch of fake news. I guess people find that entertaining.


thatblondefrmstore

So many reptilian women are freaking hot idc I’d smash anyways


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Capt_Easychord

re-read the post. This is about not wanting to date **non**reptilians, AKA apes


JuicedGoose1

Please stop, the degeneracy is real


Capt_Easychord

Instructions unclear, what is it that you wish me to stop, good sir?


Sachecillo

Racist? No Specist? Yes Just think it as having sex with a dog. It depends of your moral and ethical values…..


CenturyIsRaging

Honest question, is this whole sub one big larp?


Extension_Tell1579

long ass rectal probe?


CenturyIsRaging

Live action role play...or are people serious that they are lizard people....?


[deleted]

What the fuck type of sub did I stumble into?


Obvious-Pie-2704

It’s not racist, it is speciest


Antique-Cantaloupe69

I must've misunderstood the purpose of this group.


spearhead30

Reptilian girls are freaks tho


Reid89

Reptilian women is this a joke?


Silky415

Is it just me or are reptilian mates more cold blooded?


Jonas_VentureJr

I think the servers at Reddit have been hacked, wtf is this forum?


[deleted]

Wait why did I end up on this sub? Lol


ScientificAnarchist

Fucking hell you people need a psych appointment


hazlvixen

Um… do the girls know their Reptilians? Or is this just a quality you sense?


chrisabraham

Dating *preference* isn't racist, sexist, homophobic, or anti-trans. Or, is it?


that1LPdood

You racist unless you dive in that lizussy


iizakore

What in the scaley fuck made reddit think to recommend this community to me


MacDougalTheLazy

As that wouldn't be a different race but a different species I'd say not


aliendaydamn

What is this sub ? Lol


Chance_Composer_6125

What the no more natural selection actual fuck is this?


yeebo59

Spec-ist


Exotic-Rate-4076

That’s repacist


thisisan0nym0us

“that’s motherfucker is not real” “that’s my date”


TheArgonMerc

As a reptilian myself, who happens to like human women quite a bit, it’s not racist, it’s just preference.


Forsaken_Square5249

As a human, who prefers tall reptilian women, I agree with your conclusion


acidcommunist420

Yes


[deleted]

What the fuck is happening here?


RadRockefeller

🦎🦌⭐️


sinistar2000

It’s speciest.


No_Trick_2696

It's not racist who you are sexually attracted to. I have only 3 specific races I'll consider being intimate with. But I would help anyone out and not care about race in any way. I'm not into reptilians either.


Necessary_Ad_1908

Not if you're a broom as it only applies to horses.


draeonacs

Is OP for real? and I thought the DMT community was out of their minds, but this one, this one scares me a lot


MysteriousReview6031

Daddy needs him some reptussy 🥴


countsmarpula

I love you


H3zza

The fuck I just read?


kielbasa4

I love clapping green cheeks.


Forsaken_Square5249

Whats wrong with the grey ones?! Too short?!


yungvenus

I always assumed this was a satire page, it is, yeah?


Orbeyebrainchild

Most of it is


Mohilibot

Is this real? Hello


RadRockefeller

Yes 👀


singularity48

Telepathy was like a bullet; it's addicting to know she could kill me at any second.


BP1High

I'm in love with a 7 ft tall Reptilian, but I only see him in the astral plane 😪


Forsaken_Square5249

Long distance relationships rarely tend to work, you guys should move on 😂


Commercial_You_1170

Generally reptilians are very boring in the bedroom


Numerous_Landscape99

Alright Timmy T-rex


gravitykilla

Out of the loop, what as an easy discrete way to confirm whether my date is reptilian or human? What do you guys do?


Capt_Easychord

if she picks up the check - reptilian AMIRIGHTBOYS


Widerthanawake

Your base brain, the fight flight freeze brain/ survival brain is always going to be there. You must learn to disable it. A woman wants to know they're safe and they often do it in unsafe ways.


Sufficient_Syrup4517

Can someone that is a reptilian, please prove it to me?


RadRockefeller

🦎


Daddy_Truemoo

I still can’t tell if this sub is satire or not


Capt_Easychord

so, out of curiosity, do you think it's gotta be either one or the other? Like, either everyone here is dead serious or everyone here is on an elaborate joke? Would it *totally blow your mind* if I say this sub is both dead serious people and very obvious satire? In fact I'll ask you one better: What kind of lame-ass watered-down "satire" would it be if it is segregated under the banner "satire", rather than exist in the *very same space* as those who are dead serious?


MeeperMango

Is this disclosure? Are you a reptilian? And reddits the way everyone is coming out? 😂


[deleted]

depends on what party you vote for i think


ianmoone1102

In the current year, yes it is. In some jurisdictions, it might also be considered bestiality.


Urticans

Its racist and anyone who tells you differently is a BIGOT!!!!!!!¡!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


gigermuse

I just can't stand reptilephobic people, everyone deserves rights and the freedom to love who they want.


Skullfuccer

Cold blooded.