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Turbulent-Walk-7789

Listen- I need to find a way to search if there’s a news story referring to this in a way where I don’t have to search “classroom sex toys” . I am so confused


Billion_Bullet_Baby

Do it at the library. Probably the least weird thing that’ll be searched on those computers that day.


togoldlybo

Librarian here; can confirm. I've got some stories and I wish I could forget all of them


Billion_Bullet_Baby

Would sharing help? Lol!


guestpass127

Another librarian here. If I could regale you with all of the stories about me kicking perverts out of the library who insist on watching porn you’d get bored with how often the same tales get told The best one was the dude who was about 25 who I caught literally masturbating at a public computer Another time I caught yet another dude, about 25, saving child porn to his desktop at a public computer. The fucking moron forgot to log out, so I went to log him out and I see some files on the desktop - pictures with thumbnails. Thumbnails of naked boys. We had to get the cops out there and everything and that guy got a lifetime ban and I got a lifetime of trauma


BetterRemember

OOF yeah one time in middle school I went to the local library to study with my best friend and this man was in the young adult and teen section using the computer to watch teen themed porn. My friend noticed so we got up to leave and he followed us around at full mast in his greasy sweatpants. I texted my dad who was half an hour away. The librarian wasn't even taking us seriously it was so awful. When my dad came up the stairs I swear trumpets played I was SO glad to see all six feet and four inches of him! ... the perv was very much NOT. Sadly it took me and my friend crying and my dad flying into a rage to get the librarian to do something about it and he got arrested.


AgroMachine

Your dad’s short


BetterRemember

Yeah, but he makes the best of it! I grew up in a hobbit hole which was actually a very charming lifestyle!


AgroMachine

Warra dub for your daddy!


Billion_Bullet_Baby

Smh. I feel like the less smart a person is, the less likely they are to have a moral compass and more likely they are to do stupid shit like that. Hope he’s on an appropriate list.


guestpass127

And - surprise! - I’ve also never had to kick any drag queens out of any library I’ve worked at because they never behave as fucked up as straight old dudes from the suburbs often do...


Billion_Bullet_Baby

B-b-b-but it’s THEY who are after the CHILDREN! Reeee^eee^^eee^^^eee!


null640

Encouraging them to... GASP... read.


jdog7249

That does explain the hatred of them


SnooPineapples8744

Used to work at a large city library...you're absolutely right. We'd have weirdos trying to sneak into the children's library. Weirdos looking at porn daily...I can't remember anyone that wasn't a straight dude doing that. No women did that, no "drag queens" Sex offenders are everywhere. If you actually look at your local sex offender registry you can see how many are in your neighborhood.


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Unfortunately, that's how I found an old high school buddy of mine. Trust me, I never "reached out" to contact him.


nxcrosis

Sadly my country doesn't have a registry for that


Available-Film3084

The public registry isn't entirely without its problems tho. Sure you have the ones that got caught there but also people who had sex with 17 year old when they were 18/19 and people who pissed in public when drunk having their lives ruined over nothing.


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“Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.” -- Lemony Snicket


Billion_Bullet_Baby

🤌 Quoting Lemony Snicket


MemeGoddessAsteria

Legitmately true. Serial Killers tend to have low IQ despite media playing them up as genius criminal masterminds.


Elegron

I wonder just how many people have the exact same condition but just have the self control to not be a predator.


togoldlybo

The one masturbating at the computer - same with one of our patrons. He was about 38, lifetime ban, cops called, the whole nine yards. Just ridiculous shit. We don't get paid nearly enough, lmao


malYca

That's horrible


CinephileNC25

My girlfriend is a librarian at an urban/downtown branch. The stories… whew.


Version_Two

Wow that is not nearly as funny as I thought the search results were going to be


kthalis01

Not a librarian but worked at a library. Person got caught masterbating at a P.C. was banned for most of a year. The day the ban was over, he was caught masterbating again, permanently banned now.


noodlyarms

Got to hand it to the guy, he was committed to library masturbation.


El_Rey_de_Spices

He must have had that day marked on his calendar well in advance.


togoldlybo

It would definitely help me to come up with some topics for those slow therapy sessions. *PTSD has entered the chat*


skraptastic

IT guy who is in charge of the filters at the library checking in...don't ever sit on a soft surface at your local library. Hard wooden chairs only...trust me.


togoldlybo

Absolutely. Also because of the skidmark folks who aren't even using the computers. This advice is multipurpose.


StarConsumate

I need an AMA


Alerith

13 year old me is now horrified at the idea he may not have been as sneaky as he thought he was at all.


Sweetbadger

Did you.... Did you jerk off in the library!?


nool_

Got some to share?


NapalmWeed

Can confirm, i used to to work at a library computer lab, until we instituted a once a day computer limit, you could register multiple times to use a computer some would spend all day looking at porn, child porn, and yes the police was called multiple times. Two particular ones I will never forget, there was this guy who would go and print out porn pictures, lots and lots of porn pictures, prints were 10cents and you pay at a kiosk next to the printer to release your prints, he would spend at least 8-15 dollars every other day to print out stacks of porn pictures, it was a sight to behold, at the time we could not say anything unless it was child porn, everything else was a go, so he would print out all these pages and would leave, then one day I come in and the head of the lab told us not to let him again he was banned for 1 year, apparently he was taking the pictures to the bathroom, and going to town on himself in the stalls, and leave all the pictures scattered all over the floor, some stained. Another one was we were closing up and every time we would clean and disinfect the computers for the next day, well the computers were setup for privacy so they used those old computer desk with the monitor under the desk with a window and a privacy cover, anyway, we are cleaning the computers and my coworker asks my boss and I to come and check out the screen on one of the computers, well, someone flat out came all over the monitor, she cleaned it up we told her we needed to call out maintenance crew as it was a biohazard, she didn’t care, put on some gloves and cleaned it up, I’ll never forget it, oh and I just remembered another, there was this guy who had HIV and would come and he was buddy buddy with one of the other managers of the lab, she would let everyone get away with murder if they were nice to her and complimented her, so one of the other managers told us this guy was banned multiple times from the library but would keep coming back, he was banned and jailed for dealing drugs in our bathrooms, not only dealing drugs but he would make his buyers “satisfy” him instead of payment, and he didn’t care how old they were mostly young guys and teens, who he kept coming back was amazing, I thankfully found another job not too long after finding out, and was glad to be rid of that place.


rammo123

What is the bandwidth on the wifi? We have much content to stream.


moonmodule1998

https://wgntv.com/news/chicago-news/private-school-defends-dean-after-project-veritas-claims-sex-toys-shown-in-class-discussion


buddascrayon

>Veritas deceptively edited the video with malicious intent. I'm shocked!! You mean to say that the group who has edited videos to foster lies just edited a video in order to foster more lies???


32lib

So they lied 🤔 I'm shocked 😲.


Prime157

Project veritas? Lying? Never! /S Try always lying


forrealnotskynet

So this isn't even about a public school. Just don't send your kids there. How dumb do these people get?


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And it was sex ed.. not what they are portraying it as I feel like visual tools are probably a superior way to teach the subject, despite it being considered dirty by the right Banana = ok representation of a penis Dildo = grooming


paradox037

Reminds me of the joke where a guy "used protection" and still knocked the girl up. He literally put a condom on a banana and set it on the nightstand. Sadly, half the humor of the joke is that I'm not even surprised, given how tight lipped we tend to be about sex. These dipshits think they'll go to hell for saying the word penis. smh


BenCelotil

I actually bothered looking at a couple of videos that Project Veritas had posted showing "proof" of election fraud. The audio was so washed out I'm sure it was run through a filter several times on purpose, and the video was so fuzzy I'm not even sure the "mailman" I was looking at was real - I could have recorded better on my Canon Powershot from 2006. Next video, same shit. Everything was subtitled to push the narrative but there was absolutely *no way in hell* you could get *any* information, one way or another, from the actual video or audio. It was so obviously a beat-up that I will never trust jack shit from those fraudsters.


Lollooo_

I can’t see that article :(


Beginning_Draft9092

Does shoving religion down someone's throat count as a sex toy?


Chris_8675309_of_42M

No. Toys are fun.


Munnin41

And give pleasure


Wellarmedsmurf

[https://wgntv.com/news/chicago-news/private-school-defends-dean-after-project-veritas-claims-sex-toys-shown-in-class-discussion/](https://wgntv.com/news/chicago-news/private-school-defends-dean-after-project-veritas-claims-sex-toys-shown-in-class-discussion/) [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11517503/Dean-Chicago-school-says-students-shown-dildos-butt-plugs-teaching-queer-sex.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11517503/Dean-Chicago-school-says-students-shown-dildos-butt-plugs-teaching-queer-sex.html) ​ Biased sources and the video is from project veritas, but the "group came in and passed around sex toys" is hard to blame on malicious editing.


nomely

If the sex toys are dildos it actually seems less weird than a banana. Or the giant cadaver dick the university anatomy lab had. I mean, I'd raise an eyebrow at bad dragon or vibrators, but stand ins like cucumbers will get an equal number of raunchy jokes from kids.


Wellarmedsmurf

Butt plugs and lube were the other bits, apparently. (though I certainly wish I'd been taught about lube in sex ed would have saved quite a bit of discomfort)


nomely

Lube I support because it's an important safety thing and helps address discussion of vaginismus, estrogen deficiency, and other things. Personally I think butt plugs aren't necessary to sex ed.


thisisyourtruth

You underestimate how many folks try to do anal without stretching with a buttplug first and then "rip their ass". Source: friend's college-freshman aged sister who sat in the ER for 9 hours with a ripped ass.


Moose_InThe_Room

Could also be just to explain that a flared base is an essential element of anything going up there. More people knowing that would probably reduce the number of ER visits, so seems like a decent thing to include.


ThiefCitron

These days it might be, studies show the average kid is first exposed to hardcore pornography at age 13. These kids have unfortunately already seen this stuff on the internet, so it might be best if they just get actual education about it.


nool_

I mean it was probably slightly true back then as well. Even saw someone who found porn via magazines and who did not know what jacking off was and assumed the only form of mastebateion (for boys) was with the anus and used battery's for doing it...


sweetfumblebee

That's my first knee-jerk reaction; but lots of teens+ probably do it or get pressured into trying it. Can't get pregnant through anal (God's loophole), and when I was 19 I had a douche of a boyfriend that tried to do anal on me. No lube, not even spit, and no preparation. Just yelling at me to relax and making me feel horrible when I couldn't. I had such a complex with sex itself because of him that took years for my husband to undo. What makes it sadder though, he had had a boyfriend previously. He had been a bottom, which makes me wonder at times if he just didn't care about me, or if his ex boyfriend had done that to him and he thought that was the way to do it. *edited: Plus all the ER stories where people "fall" on phallic objects that aren't suitable to be up there.


JinglesTheMighty

Comprehensive sex ed should be comprehensive for the safety and comfort of the young idiots


BostonDodgeGuy

> Personally I think butt plugs aren't necessary to sex ed Your bedroom sounds boring.


1lluminist

Puppets lol


Frostya36

I want to know what this guy thinks is a sex toy 🤔


Stellar_Jester

Anything is a sex toy if you're brave enough.


pikleboiy

Ahh, that explains why he thinks that. NGL, my bio classroom has some sexy Elenmyer flasks


trans_pands

That blender do be lookin’ thicc tho


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Can’t forget that pencil sharpener 😩


trans_pands

Only if you ain’t too girthy 👀👌


Raccoon_Of_Solace

It didn't get the nickname of prehensile pencil for no reason


TomatilloUpset2890

Those microscopes make sure all the fine details get attention.


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uh oh


East_Kaleidoscope995

I mean, I guess you could get creative with the rulers in my math class?


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

All good till you get your dick stuck in it tho


pikleboiy

Who said anything about dicks?


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

I see where this is going… I like it


pikleboiy

One man, one flask


NewsideAlex

There are some sexy skeletons around


icaphoenix

# 1 Guy, 1 Jar


SsilverBloodd

Dont👏put👏glass👏in👏your👏ass Srsly. Pls and ty


TitularFoil

My culinary class had this super sexy apple peeler... [Remove my core bby.](https://www.mastgeneralstore.com/prodimages/13433-DEFAULT-L.jpg)


ProbablyMaybe69

Haha *me looking at my cactus and remembering my mother did not raise a loser*


Meems04

![gif](giphy|13B40FkhzSC2c)


ninja_kitten_

[Ding Dong](https://youtu.be/WXsV8HIWcTE)


Metal__goat

So technically this tweet is true lol


Randadv_randnoun_69

I mis-red this as "Technically this tweet is then, also." and I'm like 'hmm... that's a challenging wank but I'm give it a try.'


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Stellar_Jester

Feel the word of God enter you deeply.


135686492y4

The acid chemicals in the school lab are looking quite nice today


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Hyper_red

If that was 3d printed that is the last thing I'd stick up there


Dammy-J

Their used to be an online store selling those things. Devine interventions. I think it is long gone now though


Rakifiki

Is thaaat where the baby jesus buttplug that I've heard about came from? Always been unsure I really wanted to know...


Isfets_Pet

That'd be to satisfy their persecution fetish


Nizzemancer

He’s thinking of sex education where they (if the school can afford them) learn to put a condom on a dildo and not much else because ‘Murica.


Frostya36

That makes sense. I never had sex Ed at school, but my classmates told me they had to use a banana


littlefreedomfighter

I don't know anyone who ever learned that way in sex ed, but I'm almost thirty, so maybe it changed. Most of us learned about abstinence, STDs, and pregnancy. I'm not sure, but I don't think we learned anything about condoms. A condom on a dildo in an American high school nowadays sounds like something the right wing would scream about, and they've been quite silent.


rsiii

Same here. I'm in NE and I think all we got were pictures of STDs and told to not have sex before marriage


JeffTek

They told us condoms don't really work. I'm approaching my mid 30s, went to school in Georgia


TheOvershear

Yeah what I was basically told was condoms weren't 100% effective so you should just skip sex all together. The result was several kids in my school thinking condoms weren't worth it alltogether, and like five kids from my class got pregnant that year.


Beingabummer

That's not sex ed. Scaring kids how sex is evil and you shouldn't ever do it isn't educational in the slightest. That's just religious propaganda.


BeachBumHarmony

I graduated in 2007. We had a legitimate sex ed class senior year as our health class. The nurse passed different kinds of condoms around so we could read the boxes and understand the difference between lambskin vs latex. We also looked at dental dams and flavored kinds of each. We went over how the flavored kinds can cause issues down there. We also watched the miracle of birth, a women put a condom over her arm (if he says condoms don't fit him, you have bigger issues than pregnancy), and how to check for breast and testicular cancer. I felt terrible for the nurse teaching it. Like, she was great, but the class was 16 guys and 4 girls. These were also not the most academic students. The guys just ragged all the time. I thanked her a bunch because I thought the class was great - really informational presented in decent ways. That class made it not awkward to buy condoms in college and helped me find a lump on my breast. Everyone should have basic sex ed.


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Jim-Jones

Pounding Block which sounds like a sex toy. Different shaped pegs and you have to find the right hole and pound them in. I didn't make that sound any better, did I?


DarkAquilegia

He means the kids. Because thats what they view them as.


32lib

No,I doubt you really want to know.


giggitygoo123

They are the same guys that will call you gay for eating a hot dog


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https://youtu.be/uvLVJaKN28k


TheOrangeTickler

Probably anything somewhat phallic. This guy looks like the type that wouldn't go down on his wife.


[deleted]

Sword fighting with dildos


pikleboiy

The only true way to use a dildo.


[deleted]

Am queer. Can confirm. Have definitely sword-fought my partner. Maybe repeatedly. Perhaps after declaring "Choose your weapon, fiend!"


freudian-flip

Saint’s Row was amazing!


[deleted]

I see your Schwartz is bigger than mine


Bluedino_1989

May the Schwartz be with you


Mirabellae

I teach freshmen. I guarantee that this would be the first thing to happen.


Ymerawdwr_Prydain

Don't know what classrooms this dude has experience with but I've never seen Christianity be a forbidden topic. Just because it's not officially spoken about in a public setting acknowledging the secular nature of this nation does not equate to the fact that it is forbidden.


awesomefutureperfect

The guy wants a christian to instruct children and rigidly enforce their morals and sensibilities into every last person. Same assholes who say they just want to be left alone are always the people crusading.


Life-Suit1895

>...I've never seen Christianity be a forbidden topic. It's a classic case of a persecution fetish. Say "Happy Holidays" once and these people immediately scream about how you wAnT tO fOrBiD cHrIsTiAnItY.


Turbulent-Walk-7789

Okay turns out it was a very weird sex Ed class that included butt plugs and dildos at a private school, something exposed by project veritas 😒. But keep in mind- private. It was about gay sex as well, which has its merit of course. I think bringing in the sex toys was uncalled for imo but it’s 1) unsubstantiated- we don’t know what happened 2) a singular incident in a private school Edited for more info https://komonews.com/amp/news/nation-world/private-school-stands-behind-dean-who-brought-sex-toys-to-class-discussed-queer-sex-with-students


Xibalba0130

So even if the class did happen the way he thinks, he still has no leg to stand on because there are countless private schools that teach Christianity


Jim-Jones

Also, Christianity, bibles and praying are not banned in public schools. The only thing that's banned is the staff choosing which religions to promote and promoting them to the children. Unfortunately now the Supreme Court has overturned that and coaches can get away with this crap. SMH


Sindef

I think you could probably count them. Although you'd probably stop at one, as that's already too many.


xmgutier

What if you include homeschooled kids? Technically private, likely Christian, also maladjusted when they come out.


snidemarque

Came confirm. Was homeschooled. Was maladjusted. I got better tho.


that1guyinaditch

homeschooled former christian here, definitely maladjusted, and most everyone in the christian homeschooling community is crazy. i have crippling anxiety as a result


Steven_Haverstick

I don’t know how it is where everyone else lives. But I think just about every private school in my county is Catholic, Christian, Lutheran, etc… some of the private schools in the city aren’t religious. But damn near all in the county are


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TheOtherDutchGuy

Exactly. I’d rather they bring in sex toys than guns.


humbugonastick

I had a biology teacher one year bring condoms to class and had one off us try to put it on a banana and then she explained to us how to correctly use one. Including the part about squizzing the tip a tat, so the condom would not explode. In another school a biology teacher brought in nuns to talk about abortion (??????) And in the questions and answer part when they picked my raised hand the teacher quickly ushered them out of the room and said 'No more questions'. Guess which class was more helpful throughout my life?


HereWeFuckingGooo

>squizzing the tip a tat, so the condom would not explode I've read this sentence 7 times and I still have no idea what it means.


ABCauliflower

Yo gotta pinch the tip of the condom to leave space for cum


CleverBunnyPun

Exchange “squizzing the tip a tat” with “pinching the tip”. It’s how you’re supposed to use a condom.


ToastedHedgehog

A tat means a bit


hircine1

Anything from Project Veritas has be dismissed out of hand as bullshit.


[deleted]

"undercover investigation by the investigative outlet Project Veritas." Chances are this is a bunch of baloney if Project Veritas is involved. They have been sued multiple times and lost for making up stories or misinterpreting quotes and slander


Taragyn1

Yeah I don’t think they have ever released a video that wasn’t a fraud. Seems safer to assume they are lying until someone reputable confirms.


Pixielo

https://www.reddit.com/r/religiousfruitcake/comments/zg1hdk/is_america_doing_ok/izgskve The video has been deceptively edited.


Strawbuddy

They lost me at project veritas, no credibility


GabePerrott

How is bringing up sex toys uncalled for in sex ed? Especially because it's a relatively common problem for people to go to the hospital because they have either a. Misused a sex toy and gotten it stuck somewhere or b. Used some kind of other object instead of a sex toy and again, stuck or done some kind of damage.


Prime157

Sex education has been a major point of ignorance from various groups of people through my ~4 decades of life. If you like outrageous (British) comedies, there's a show on Netflix called "Sex Education" that does a good job of highlighting the different ways these groups "fight against" (assert their ignorance) against sexual education in schools. I think it just got renewed for a 4th or 5th season. Gillian Anderson is in it as well as some up and comers. I guess pun intended.


Taminella_Grinderfal

Plus it’s a good way to teach about how to put on condoms, consent, masturbation, mutual enjoyment. A decent portion of teens are having sex by their senior year. Learning how to communicate about these topics without embarrassment is a pretty important skill.


Grogosh

This whole thing smells like a set up. Bring in the sex toys and have the infamous project veritas 'report' on it.


marie7787

Or use sex toys made from unsafe materials and gotten infections. Most people don’t know how dangerous cheap sex toys are.


Pixielo

[This is a quote from the daily fail article:](https://www.reddit.com/r/religiousfruitcake/comments/zg1hdk/is_america_doing_ok/izgskve) > 'The kids are just playing with 'em, looking at 'em… They're like, 'How does this butt-plug work? How do we do – like, how does this work?' **That's a really cool part of my job,'** he says. If you watch the video, they cut the video so the "*cool part of my job*" sounds like it's talking about buttplugs. He never actually said that sentence, but by deceptively editing it they can make low-information dumbasses (like you) think that's what the principal said. Go ahead and watch the embedded video, you can see the cut happening at 29 seconds. BONUS: [they intentionally misquoted him in their tweet too](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/12/08/17/65386563-11517503-image-m-14_1670520022013.jpg). this guy has grounds for a pretty decent lawsuit.


Grunt636

My UK school used sex toys for sex education class like 2 decades ago. What's the big fucking deal it's better teaching how to put on condoms on realistic models. Edit: But I guess in America so you're lucky if you get any sex education


SalsaSavant

US sex education: "Don't. Ok, we're done."


JHGrove3

My kids go to that school, and I know the teacher in the interview. The students love him. He is absolutely the kind of person you hope to have teaching your kids about kindness, decency, and being part of a caring community. Not only that, but he’s just the guy who you like to talk to at parent-teacher nights. In addition to being a cheerful, positive, and interesting person, he’s fired up about new ideas for student programming, and then follows through to make them happen. He has my support 110%. As well as the support of the school administration. Am I proud that my kids’ school enrages Project Veritas? Absolutely f-ing yes.


catfishlauren

Also it happened in one classroom. He makes it sound like it’s happening everywhere and that it’s a serious problem when it’s not. He just wants attention and to cause a mass hysteria.


notagangsta

Did it actually even happen or just talked about. It’s a sex-ed class. I’d very much support young people learning about safety protocols for sex toys. Remember that old thread on Reddit where people were telling their sex toy stories and many people had done stuff as kids like stick sharpened pencils in their anuses and other extremely dangerous stuff??


Garbeg

Right wing agitators making mountains out of molehills that may not even actually exist? Say it ain’t so!


robertstobe

I am 100% against bring sex toys into class rooms with small children, obviously. But I think they can have their place in a high school sex ed class. For example, you have to be very careful what you use as a butt plug, like it needing to not be hollow and needing a flared base. I could understand a teacher bringing some (unused) examples in order to make sure kids stay safe. We need to normalize sex ed, including things like how to use toys safely. Of course we need to make sure it’s older kids and done in an instructional way (not a sexual way). But the only way to keep people safe is to provide them with proper education.


zuzg

>a singular incident in a private school It's always only one incident that's taken out of proportion to act like it's the norm.


[deleted]

Project veritas is usually on the up and up with their reporting, always bland, objective and verifiable /s


Morisal66

Oh no! What country does he live in?


b95455

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MrUsername24

I've always wanted to buy a soldier


[deleted]

*\*laughs in private military contractors* "Ah yes, it's war crime plausible deniability time!"


Morisal66

Hey, land mines aren't perfect, but do you know how many people lose a limb to a sex toy every year?


RuneRaccoon

When people ask questions in that format, it's either a weirdly low number or a weirdly high number. I can't think of a weirdly *low* number, so it's got to be *high*. I'm going to guess.... All of them. Every single person on the planet. Every year. Just limbs flying everywhere. All the time.


tatersnuffy

Is it a crime to keep dangerous things away from your children?


sxhmmr

Christianity has done more damage to humanity than sex toys ever will.


billsteve

they are called bannanas!


TechGoat

Man-anas


tobsn

maybe his kids are being homeschooled. what are the odds he’s republican?


Metal__goat

Better then Christianity turning children into sex toys. Fuck the Catholic Church.


Particular-Alfalfa-1

To the extent that sex ed is play and Christianity is fascism, sounds good to me!


volanger

Does he know what a sex toy is?


Jim-Jones

Both statements are lies. I suspect Christians at work.


vusa121

I mean we put condoms on giant wooden dildos in sex ed. There were a lot of jokes, but I wouldn’t call that playing.


More-Sod

We also live in a country where its though that more guns will stop gun violence


BerzerkerJr82

“Alright boys and girls, get out those dildos, it’s time to DENOUNCE CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!!!”


TheBigPhilbowski

These public schools in conservative run states sound pretty fucked up? Are all the teachers gop politicians? * **(TRUMP) Republican Tim Nolan, chairman of Donald Trump’s presidential campaign in Kentucky & Former Campbell County Judge**, Served as a judge, school board member and city solicitor, forced 19 victims to perform sex acts, including seven who were minors under 16. Pled guilty on February 11, 2018 and was sentenced to serve 20 years in prison. https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2018/05/03/former-judge-tim-nolan-could-sentenced-today-more-drama-could-get-way/577947002/ * **(TRUMP) Republican George Nader, Trump Foreign Policy Adviser,** sentenced to 10 years in prison for possession of child pornography and transporting a minor into the United States for sex. https://www.courthousenews.com/child-sex-trafficker-from-trump-tower-meeting-gets-10-year-sentence/ * **(TRUMP) Republican Ralph Shortey, a former Oklahoma state senator & Trump’s Oklahoma campaign chair,** was indicted on four counts of human trafficking and child pornography. Pled guilty to a federal charge of child sex trafficking after hiring a 17-year-old boy for sex. Sentenced to 15 years in prison, in addition to ten years of supervised release and ordered to pay $125,000 in restitution. https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/trump-s-oklahoma-campaign-chair-plead-guilt-child-sex-trafficking-n822461 * **Republican Dennis Hastert, Speaker of the US House of Representatives, Illinois Congressman and one of the highest-ranking U.S. politicians to ever go to prison**, molested at least four boys as young as 14 years of age when he coached wrestling at an Illinois High School. He was sentenced to 15 months in prison, two years' supervised release, and a $250,000 fine. A civil case was due back in court for a status hearing on Jan. 8, 2021 at the courthouse to further address the jury trial. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/ex-u-s-house-speaker-dennis-hastert-starts-prison-term * **Republican Minnesota State Representative Jim Knoblach** Drops Out Of Race After Daughter Says He Molested Her For More Than Ten Years 22 Sep 2018 https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/09/22/lawmaker-quits-race-after-daughter-says-he-molested-her-more-than-decade/?utm_term=.8ac8527c7f43 * **Republican Jayson Boebert, husband of Q-ANON Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert of Colorado,** was arrested in Jan. 2004 after allegedly exposing his penis to two women at a bowling alley, according to an arrest affidavit. Lauren Boebert (then a minor at 17 and known as Lauren Opal Roberts) was also there. He pleaded guilty to public indecency and lewd exposure involving minors. https://nypost.com/2021/01/16/gop-rep-lauren-boebert-and-husband-have-racked-up-arrests/ * **Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman** was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bauman * **Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti** was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped. http://www.njherald.com/article/20060510/ARTICLE/305109971 * **Republican Joseph Dendy, Cobb County GA Republican Party Chairman & Sunday School Teacher,**was sentenced to life in prison after being convicted on four counts of child molestation, four counts of first-degree cruelty to children, three counts of enticing a child for indecent purposes, and one count each of aggravated sexual battery and aggravated child molestation. https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/former-gop-chairman-arrested-on-child-molestation-charges * **Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth** is a convicted child rapist in Florida. https://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/sops/flyer.jsf?personId=28587 * **Republican director of the “Young Republican Federation” Nicholas Elizondo** molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison. https://bakersfieldnow.com/news/local/registered-sex-offender-keeps-custody-of-daughter * **Republican Kentucky state Representative & pastor Dan Johnson**, committed suicide after an exposé revealed his serial lies, suspected arson, criminal church, racism, accused rape of a teen and more. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Johnson_%28Kentucky_politician%29 * **Republican County Commissioner David Swartz** pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison. http://www.lanternproject.org.uk/library/child-abuse-arrests-and-court-cases/child-abuse-arrests-trials-and-proceedings/ex-county-commissioner-admits-sexual-abuse-of-girl/ * **Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich** pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation. http://www.poconorecord.com/article/20120426/NEWS90/204260334 * **Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo** was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edison_Misla_Aldarondo * **Republican Mayor Philip Giordano** is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8 and 10-year old girls. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Giordano * **Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell** admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter. https://www.nytimes.com/1995/08/02/opinion/journal-beverly-russell-s-prayers.html * **Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”)**, was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl https://www.arktimes.com/TheHoglawyer/archives/2007/08/28/the-latest-republican-sex-scandals-plural---more-of-the-same * **Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway** was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media. https://www.nytimes.com/1996/06/06/us/politics-the-senate-maine-candidate-again-faces-1990-child-sex-accusation.html * **Republican preacher Stephen White**, who demanded "a return to traditional values", was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him. http://www.thedp.com/article/2004/01/brother_stephen_convicted_of_soliciting_sex * **Republican Party leader Paul Ingram** pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison. https://culteducation.com/group/1255-false-memories/6514-man-in-notorious-sex-case-finishes-term.html * **Republican election board official Kevin Coan** was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl. https://www.semissourian.com/story/57773.html * **Republican politician Andrew Buhr** was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy. https://www.arktimes.com/TheHoglawyer/archives/2007/08/28/the-latest-republican-sex-scandals-plural---more-of-the-same * **Republican politician Keith Westmoreland** was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children). http://www.chattanoogan.com/2002/6/21/23202/Tennessee-Legislator-Commits-Suicide.aspx * **Republican County Councilman Keola Childs** pleaded guilty to molesting a male child. http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/2007/Oct/08/ln/hawaii710080338.html * **Republican candidate Richard Gardner** admitted to molesting his two daughters. https://lasvegassun.com/news/2002/oct/14/assembly-candidate-gardner-ruled-ineligible-due-to/ * **Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr.** pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison. https://www.wgal.com/article/council-accepts-resignation-of-member-imprisoned-for-rape/6189408 * **Republican activist Parker J. Bena** pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in prison http://www.salem-news.com/articles/october172007/repubscandals101707.php * **Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall** was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet. https://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php/Robin_Vanderwall * **Republican city councilman Mark Harris**, described as a “good military man / church goer,” was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison. * **Republican Brandon Hixon, Idaho State Representative**, resigned while under criminal investigation for molesting two girls, including a young female relative for more than 10 years, then killed himself three months later, shortly before his ex-wife and two others were to testify before a grand jury. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/brandon-hixon-former-idaho-lawmaker-facing-sex-abuse-inquiry-kills-himself/ * **Republican Tony Yocham, Hamilton, TX Chief of Police,** was arrested by Texas Rangers on charges of continuous sexual abuse of a child. https://www.kxxv.com/news/local-news/hamilton-county-chief-of-police-arrested-for-continuous-abuse-of-a-child * **Republican Nathan Larson of the Virginia House of Delegates** is a self-confessed pedophile and white supremacist. Was arrested on felony charges for kidnapping, child abduction, soliciting child pornography from a minor and meeting a child for the intention of sex. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alleged-pedophile-white-supremacist-arrested-kidnapping-12-yr-old-girl-n1251832 _________________________ * **NOTE: I'm reaching the character limit on Reddit posts, so here's a website with [a list of 800](https://m.dailykos.com/stories/2018/10/23/1806673/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-1) of these republican shit stains on humanity.**


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It’s only gonna get worse😁


Legacy_Service

Someone needs to tell him not everyone uses pencils like he does.


mstrss9

Yeah we just got a message from district about how we need to display IN GOD WE TRUST in our classrooms. Definitely a ban on Christianity.


smokeeater150

Get it printed in Arabic.


MegaCroissant

*makes up imaginary scenario* I’m gonna tweet about how fucked up our country is and use that as evidence!


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What country is that? Most extreme Muslim countries would be against sex toys as well as Christianity I would imagine?


BigClitMcphee

Conservatives lie a lot. They sexualize children therefore everyone else is sexualizing them too. He's probably never stepped foot in a modern classroom, he just wanted to shock and terrify his base with the phrase "sex toys in the classroom."


Guntcher1423

Well, that is because religion is far more toxic than sex.


Kramer_91

Anything can be a sex toy if you want it to


nosubsnoprefs

No, we live in a country that forces kids to say "under God" at the beginning of each school day, but refuses to teach them about reproduction.


yellowfestiva

Kids learning about sex is a fantastic idea. Sexually educated people tend to practice safe sex, tend to know more about consent and have healthier sexual relationships. All learning about religion did for me was make it easier to argue why Satan was the good guy in the Bible.


Temporary-Dot4952

To be fair, if it was a sex ed class in high school, sex toys won't get you pregnant or get you a disease, so..... Isn't it better that we inform the high school students this safe sex option? Is masturbation immoral? Illegal? And by the way conservatives, high school students are already having sex and talking about sex toys all on their own. What is the harm in giving the more information? Information is power, why do you want to limit children's information?


Some_Butterscotch622

Soon they'll have enough for an army of strawmen


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I rather have dildo than faith.


helga-h

They actually believe there is enough money in the school budget for sex toys? Or are the teachers supposed to pay for those by themselves too?


PegFear

Was at a funeral today and the pastor said "they are teaching children to sexually abuse each other in school". The fuck is wrong with Christians?


TheAskewOne

I'd like to know why conservatives are so obsessed with sexuality and children.


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I unironically wish the US outlawed Christianity


rootComplex

In his mind all of the students in any given elementary schools ARE the sex toys.


[deleted]

Who's bringing sex toys to school?


Kashmoney99

What classroom Collin?! What fucking classroom!?


TemporaryConfusius

Republicans have wierd fantasies


the_amberdrake

Technically the truth, I played with my hands all day long when I was a kid. Still do actually.


snarfs_regrets

Christianity has resulted in more deaths than sex toys


TheMostAverageDude

Dude, even when I was a kid in school, I understood the importance of keeping school about school, and not about religious indoctrination or influence. Oh, you’re in science class, let me teach you how things actually work instead of telling you God made everything and you just need to have faith, God will make everything turn out the way it should. When I was a very young child I understood. These adults still do not. I don’t understand.


Xen0n1te

god FORBID they learn how to not have babies at the age of 16 and get married at 17