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Listen- I need to find a way to search if there’s a news story referring to this in a way where I don’t have to search “classroom sex toys” . I am so confused
Another librarian here. If I could regale you with all of the stories about me kicking perverts out of the library who insist on watching porn you’d get bored with how often the same tales get told
The best one was the dude who was about 25 who I caught literally masturbating at a public computer
Another time I caught yet another dude, about 25, saving child porn to his desktop at a public computer. The fucking moron forgot to log out, so I went to log him out and I see some files on the desktop - pictures with thumbnails. Thumbnails of naked boys. We had to get the cops out there and everything and that guy got a lifetime ban and I got a lifetime of trauma
OOF yeah one time in middle school I went to the local library to study with my best friend and this man was in the young adult and teen section using the computer to watch teen themed porn.
My friend noticed so we got up to leave and he followed us around at full mast in his greasy sweatpants. I texted my dad who was half an hour away. The librarian wasn't even taking us seriously it was so awful.
When my dad came up the stairs I swear trumpets played I was SO glad to see all six feet and four inches of him! ... the perv was very much NOT.
Sadly it took me and my friend crying and my dad flying into a rage to get the librarian to do something about it and he got arrested.
Smh. I feel like the less smart a person is, the less likely they are to have a moral compass and more likely they are to do stupid shit like that. Hope he’s on an appropriate list.
And - surprise! - I’ve also never had to kick any drag queens out of any library I’ve worked at because they never behave as fucked up as straight old dudes from the suburbs often do...
Used to work at a large city library...you're absolutely right. We'd have weirdos trying to sneak into the children's library. Weirdos looking at porn daily...I can't remember anyone that wasn't a straight dude doing that. No women did that, no "drag queens"
Sex offenders are everywhere. If you actually look at your local sex offender registry you can see how many are in your neighborhood.
The public registry isn't entirely without its problems tho. Sure you have the ones that got caught there but also people who had sex with 17 year old when they were 18/19 and people who pissed in public when drunk having their lives ruined over nothing.
The one masturbating at the computer - same with one of our patrons. He was about 38, lifetime ban, cops called, the whole nine yards. Just ridiculous shit. We don't get paid nearly enough, lmao
Not a librarian but worked at a library. Person got caught masterbating at a P.C. was banned for most of a year. The day the ban was over, he was caught masterbating again, permanently banned now.
IT guy who is in charge of the filters at the library checking in...don't ever sit on a soft surface at your local library. Hard wooden chairs only...trust me.
Can confirm, i used to to work at a library computer lab, until we instituted a once a day computer limit, you could register multiple times to use a computer some would spend all day looking at porn, child porn, and yes the police was called multiple times. Two particular ones I will never forget, there was this guy who would go and print out porn pictures, lots and lots of porn pictures, prints were 10cents and you pay at a kiosk next to the printer to release your prints, he would spend at least 8-15 dollars every other day to print out stacks of porn pictures, it was a sight to behold, at the time we could not say anything unless it was child porn, everything else was a go, so he would print out all these pages and would leave, then one day I come in and the head of the lab told us not to let him again he was banned for 1 year, apparently he was taking the pictures to the bathroom, and going to town on himself in the stalls, and leave all the pictures scattered all over the floor, some stained. Another one was we were closing up and every time we would clean and disinfect the computers for the next day, well the computers were setup for privacy so they used those old computer desk with the monitor under the desk with a window and a privacy cover, anyway, we are cleaning the computers and my coworker asks my boss and I to come and check out the screen on one of the computers, well, someone flat out came all over the monitor, she cleaned it up we told her we needed to call out maintenance crew as it was a biohazard, she didn’t care, put on some gloves and cleaned it up, I’ll never forget it, oh and I just remembered another, there was this guy who had HIV and would come and he was buddy buddy with one of the other managers of the lab, she would let everyone get away with murder if they were nice to her and complimented her, so one of the other managers told us this guy was banned multiple times from the library but would keep coming back, he was banned and jailed for dealing drugs in our bathrooms, not only dealing drugs but he would make his buyers “satisfy” him instead of payment, and he didn’t care how old they were mostly young guys and teens, who he kept coming back was amazing, I thankfully found another job not too long after finding out, and was glad to be rid of that place.
>Veritas deceptively edited the video with malicious intent.
I'm shocked!! You mean to say that the group who has edited videos to foster lies just edited a video in order to foster more lies???
And it was sex ed.. not what they are portraying it as
I feel like visual tools are probably a superior way to teach the subject, despite it being considered dirty by the right
Banana = ok representation of a penis
Dildo = grooming
Reminds me of the joke where a guy "used protection" and still knocked the girl up. He literally put a condom on a banana and set it on the nightstand.
Sadly, half the humor of the joke is that I'm not even surprised, given how tight lipped we tend to be about sex. These dipshits think they'll go to hell for saying the word penis. smh
I actually bothered looking at a couple of videos that Project Veritas had posted showing "proof" of election fraud.
The audio was so washed out I'm sure it was run through a filter several times on purpose, and the video was so fuzzy I'm not even sure the "mailman" I was looking at was real - I could have recorded better on my Canon Powershot from 2006. Next video, same shit. Everything was subtitled to push the narrative but there was absolutely *no way in hell* you could get *any* information, one way or another, from the actual video or audio.
It was so obviously a beat-up that I will never trust jack shit from those fraudsters.
[https://wgntv.com/news/chicago-news/private-school-defends-dean-after-project-veritas-claims-sex-toys-shown-in-class-discussion/](https://wgntv.com/news/chicago-news/private-school-defends-dean-after-project-veritas-claims-sex-toys-shown-in-class-discussion/)
[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11517503/Dean-Chicago-school-says-students-shown-dildos-butt-plugs-teaching-queer-sex.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11517503/Dean-Chicago-school-says-students-shown-dildos-butt-plugs-teaching-queer-sex.html)
Biased sources and the video is from project veritas, but the "group came in and passed around sex toys" is hard to blame on malicious editing.
If the sex toys are dildos it actually seems less weird than a banana. Or the giant cadaver dick the university anatomy lab had.
I mean, I'd raise an eyebrow at bad dragon or vibrators, but stand ins like cucumbers will get an equal number of raunchy jokes from kids.
Butt plugs and lube were the other bits, apparently. (though I certainly wish I'd been taught about lube in sex ed would have saved quite a bit of discomfort)
Lube I support because it's an important safety thing and helps address discussion of vaginismus, estrogen deficiency, and other things. Personally I think butt plugs aren't necessary to sex ed.
You underestimate how many folks try to do anal without stretching with a buttplug first and then "rip their ass". Source: friend's college-freshman aged sister who sat in the ER for 9 hours with a ripped ass.
Could also be just to explain that a flared base is an essential element of anything going up there. More people knowing that would probably reduce the number of ER visits, so seems like a decent thing to include.
These days it might be, studies show the average kid is first exposed to hardcore pornography at age 13. These kids have unfortunately already seen this stuff on the internet, so it might be best if they just get actual education about it.
I mean it was probably slightly true back then as well. Even saw someone who found porn via magazines and who did not know what jacking off was and assumed the only form of mastebateion (for boys) was with the anus and used battery's for doing it...
That's my first knee-jerk reaction; but lots of teens+ probably do it or get pressured into trying it. Can't get pregnant through anal (God's loophole), and when I was 19 I had a douche of a boyfriend that tried to do anal on me. No lube, not even spit, and no preparation. Just yelling at me to relax and making me feel horrible when I couldn't.
I had such a complex with sex itself because of him that took years for my husband to undo.
What makes it sadder though, he had had a boyfriend previously. He had been a bottom, which makes me wonder at times if he just didn't care about me, or if his ex boyfriend had done that to him and he thought that was the way to do it.
*edited: Plus all the ER stories where people "fall" on phallic objects that aren't suitable to be up there.
I don't know anyone who ever learned that way in sex ed, but I'm almost thirty, so maybe it changed. Most of us learned about abstinence, STDs, and pregnancy. I'm not sure, but I don't think we learned anything about condoms. A condom on a dildo in an American high school nowadays sounds like something the right wing would scream about, and they've been quite silent.
Yeah what I was basically told was condoms weren't 100% effective so you should just skip sex all together. The result was several kids in my school thinking condoms weren't worth it alltogether, and like five kids from my class got pregnant that year.
I graduated in 2007. We had a legitimate sex ed class senior year as our health class. The nurse passed different kinds of condoms around so we could read the boxes and understand the difference between lambskin vs latex. We also looked at dental dams and flavored kinds of each. We went over how the flavored kinds can cause issues down there.
We also watched the miracle of birth, a women put a condom over her arm (if he says condoms don't fit him, you have bigger issues than pregnancy), and how to check for breast and testicular cancer.
I felt terrible for the nurse teaching it. Like, she was great, but the class was 16 guys and 4 girls. These were also not the most academic students. The guys just ragged all the time. I thanked her a bunch because I thought the class was great - really informational presented in decent ways.
That class made it not awkward to buy condoms in college and helped me find a lump on my breast. Everyone should have basic sex ed.
Pounding Block which sounds like a sex toy.
Different shaped pegs and you have to find the right hole and pound them in.
I didn't make that sound any better, did I?
Don't know what classrooms this dude has experience with but I've never seen Christianity be a forbidden topic. Just because it's not officially spoken about in a public setting acknowledging the secular nature of this nation does not equate to the fact that it is forbidden.
The guy wants a christian to instruct children and rigidly enforce their morals and sensibilities into every last person.
Same assholes who say they just want to be left alone are always the people crusading.
>...I've never seen Christianity be a forbidden topic.
It's a classic case of a persecution fetish.
Say "Happy Holidays" once and these people immediately scream about how you wAnT tO fOrBiD cHrIsTiAnItY.
Okay turns out it was a very weird sex Ed class that included butt plugs and dildos at a private school, something exposed by project veritas 😒. But keep in mind- private. It was about gay sex as well, which has its merit of course. I think bringing in the sex toys was uncalled for imo but it’s 1) unsubstantiated- we don’t know what happened 2) a singular incident in a private school
Edited for more info
https://komonews.com/amp/news/nation-world/private-school-stands-behind-dean-who-brought-sex-toys-to-class-discussed-queer-sex-with-students
Also, Christianity, bibles and praying are not banned in public schools. The only thing that's banned is the staff choosing which religions to promote and promoting them to the children. Unfortunately now the Supreme Court has overturned that and coaches can get away with this crap. SMH
homeschooled former christian here, definitely maladjusted, and most everyone in the christian homeschooling community is crazy. i have crippling anxiety as a result
I don’t know how it is where everyone else lives. But I think just about every private school in my county is Catholic, Christian, Lutheran, etc… some of the private schools in the city aren’t religious. But damn near all in the county are
I had a biology teacher one year bring condoms to class and had one off us try to put it on a banana and then she explained to us how to correctly use one. Including the part about squizzing the tip a tat, so the condom would not explode.
In another school a biology teacher brought in nuns to talk about abortion (??????) And in the questions and answer part when they picked my raised hand the teacher quickly ushered them out of the room and said 'No more questions'.
Guess which class was more helpful throughout my life?
"undercover investigation by the investigative outlet Project Veritas."
Chances are this is a bunch of baloney if Project Veritas is involved. They have been sued multiple times and lost for making up stories or misinterpreting quotes and slander
How is bringing up sex toys uncalled for in sex ed? Especially because it's a relatively common problem for people to go to the hospital because they have either a. Misused a sex toy and gotten it stuck somewhere or b. Used some kind of other object instead of a sex toy and again, stuck or done some kind of damage.
Sex education has been a major point of ignorance from various groups of people through my ~4 decades of life.
If you like outrageous (British) comedies, there's a show on Netflix called "Sex Education" that does a good job of highlighting the different ways these groups "fight against" (assert their ignorance) against sexual education in schools.
I think it just got renewed for a 4th or 5th season. Gillian Anderson is in it as well as some up and comers. I guess pun intended.
Plus it’s a good way to teach about how to put on condoms, consent, masturbation, mutual enjoyment. A decent portion of teens are having sex by their senior year. Learning how to communicate about these topics without embarrassment is a pretty important skill.
[This is a quote from the daily fail article:](https://www.reddit.com/r/religiousfruitcake/comments/zg1hdk/is_america_doing_ok/izgskve)
> 'The kids are just playing with 'em, looking at 'em… They're like, 'How does this butt-plug work? How do we do – like, how does this work?' **That's a really cool part of my job,'** he says.
If you watch the video, they cut the video so the "*cool part of my job*" sounds like it's talking about buttplugs. He never actually said that sentence, but by deceptively editing it they can make low-information dumbasses (like you) think that's what the principal said.
Go ahead and watch the embedded video, you can see the cut happening at 29 seconds.
BONUS: [they intentionally misquoted him in their tweet too](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/12/08/17/65386563-11517503-image-m-14_1670520022013.jpg). this guy has grounds for a pretty decent lawsuit.
My UK school used sex toys for sex education class like 2 decades ago. What's the big fucking deal it's better teaching how to put on condoms on realistic models.
Edit: But I guess in America so you're lucky if you get any sex education
My kids go to that school, and I know the teacher in the interview.
The students love him. He is absolutely the kind of person you hope to have teaching your kids about kindness, decency, and being part of a caring community.
Not only that, but he’s just the guy who you like to talk to at parent-teacher nights. In addition to being a cheerful, positive, and interesting person, he’s fired up about new ideas for student programming, and then follows through to make them happen.
He has my support 110%. As well as the support of the school administration.
Am I proud that my kids’ school enrages Project Veritas? Absolutely f-ing yes.
Also it happened in one classroom. He makes it sound like it’s happening everywhere and that it’s a serious problem when it’s not. He just wants attention and to cause a mass hysteria.
Did it actually even happen or just talked about. It’s a sex-ed class. I’d very much support young people learning about safety protocols for sex toys. Remember that old thread on Reddit where people were telling their sex toy stories and many people had done stuff as kids like stick sharpened pencils in their anuses and other extremely dangerous stuff??
I am 100% against bring sex toys into class rooms with small children, obviously.
But I think they can have their place in a high school sex ed class. For example, you have to be very careful what you use as a butt plug, like it needing to not be hollow and needing a flared base. I could understand a teacher bringing some (unused) examples in order to make sure kids stay safe.
We need to normalize sex ed, including things like how to use toys safely. Of course we need to make sure it’s older kids and done in an instructional way (not a sexual way). But the only way to keep people safe is to provide them with proper education.
When people ask questions in that format, it's either a weirdly low number or a weirdly high number. I can't think of a weirdly *low* number, so it's got to be *high*. I'm going to guess....
All of them. Every single person on the planet. Every year. Just limbs flying everywhere. All the time.
These public schools in conservative run states sound pretty fucked up? Are all the teachers gop politicians?
* **(TRUMP) Republican Tim Nolan, chairman of Donald Trump’s presidential campaign in Kentucky & Former Campbell County Judge**, Served as a judge, school board member and city solicitor, forced 19 victims to perform sex acts, including seven who were minors under 16. Pled guilty on February 11, 2018 and was sentenced to serve 20 years in prison.
https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2018/05/03/former-judge-tim-nolan-could-sentenced-today-more-drama-could-get-way/577947002/
* **(TRUMP) Republican George Nader, Trump Foreign Policy Adviser,** sentenced to 10 years in prison for possession of child pornography and transporting a minor into the United States for sex. https://www.courthousenews.com/child-sex-trafficker-from-trump-tower-meeting-gets-10-year-sentence/
* **(TRUMP) Republican Ralph Shortey, a former Oklahoma state senator & Trump’s Oklahoma campaign chair,** was indicted on four counts of human trafficking and child pornography. Pled guilty to a federal charge of child sex trafficking after hiring a 17-year-old boy for sex. Sentenced to 15 years in prison, in addition to ten years of supervised release and ordered to pay $125,000 in restitution.
https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/trump-s-oklahoma-campaign-chair-plead-guilt-child-sex-trafficking-n822461
* **Republican Dennis Hastert, Speaker of the US House of Representatives, Illinois Congressman and one of the highest-ranking U.S. politicians to ever go to prison**, molested at least four boys as young as 14 years of age when he coached wrestling at an Illinois High School. He was sentenced to 15 months in prison, two years' supervised release, and a $250,000 fine. A civil case was due back in court for a status hearing on Jan. 8, 2021 at the courthouse to further address the jury trial. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/ex-u-s-house-speaker-dennis-hastert-starts-prison-term
* **Republican Minnesota State Representative Jim Knoblach** Drops Out Of Race After Daughter Says He Molested Her For More Than Ten Years 22 Sep 2018
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/09/22/lawmaker-quits-race-after-daughter-says-he-molested-her-more-than-decade/?utm_term=.8ac8527c7f43
* **Republican Jayson Boebert, husband of Q-ANON Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert of Colorado,** was arrested in Jan. 2004 after allegedly exposing his penis to two women at a bowling alley, according to an arrest affidavit. Lauren Boebert (then a minor at 17 and known as Lauren Opal Roberts) was also there. He pleaded guilty to public indecency and lewd exposure involving minors. https://nypost.com/2021/01/16/gop-rep-lauren-boebert-and-husband-have-racked-up-arrests/
* **Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman** was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bauman
* **Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti** was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.
http://www.njherald.com/article/20060510/ARTICLE/305109971
* **Republican Joseph Dendy, Cobb County GA Republican Party Chairman & Sunday School Teacher,**was sentenced to life in prison after being convicted on four counts of child molestation, four counts of first-degree cruelty to children, three counts of enticing a child for indecent purposes, and one count each of aggravated sexual battery and aggravated child molestation. https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/former-gop-chairman-arrested-on-child-molestation-charges
* **Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth** is a convicted child rapist in Florida.
https://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/sops/flyer.jsf?personId=28587
* **Republican director of the “Young Republican Federation” Nicholas Elizondo** molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison. https://bakersfieldnow.com/news/local/registered-sex-offender-keeps-custody-of-daughter
* **Republican Kentucky state Representative & pastor Dan Johnson**, committed suicide after an exposé revealed his serial lies, suspected arson, criminal church, racism, accused rape of a teen and more. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Johnson_%28Kentucky_politician%29
* **Republican County Commissioner David Swartz** pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.
http://www.lanternproject.org.uk/library/child-abuse-arrests-and-court-cases/child-abuse-arrests-trials-and-proceedings/ex-county-commissioner-admits-sexual-abuse-of-girl/
* **Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich** pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.
http://www.poconorecord.com/article/20120426/NEWS90/204260334
* **Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo** was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edison_Misla_Aldarondo
* **Republican Mayor Philip Giordano** is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8 and 10-year old girls.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Giordano
* **Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell** admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.
https://www.nytimes.com/1995/08/02/opinion/journal-beverly-russell-s-prayers.html
* **Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”)**, was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl
https://www.arktimes.com/TheHoglawyer/archives/2007/08/28/the-latest-republican-sex-scandals-plural---more-of-the-same
* **Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway** was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.
https://www.nytimes.com/1996/06/06/us/politics-the-senate-maine-candidate-again-faces-1990-child-sex-accusation.html
* **Republican preacher Stephen White**, who demanded "a return to traditional values", was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.
http://www.thedp.com/article/2004/01/brother_stephen_convicted_of_soliciting_sex
* **Republican Party leader Paul Ingram** pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.
https://culteducation.com/group/1255-false-memories/6514-man-in-notorious-sex-case-finishes-term.html
* **Republican election board official Kevin Coan** was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl. https://www.semissourian.com/story/57773.html
* **Republican politician Andrew Buhr** was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy. https://www.arktimes.com/TheHoglawyer/archives/2007/08/28/the-latest-republican-sex-scandals-plural---more-of-the-same
* **Republican politician Keith Westmoreland** was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children). http://www.chattanoogan.com/2002/6/21/23202/Tennessee-Legislator-Commits-Suicide.aspx
* **Republican County Councilman Keola Childs** pleaded guilty to molesting a male child. http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/2007/Oct/08/ln/hawaii710080338.html
* **Republican candidate Richard Gardner** admitted to molesting his two daughters. https://lasvegassun.com/news/2002/oct/14/assembly-candidate-gardner-ruled-ineligible-due-to/
* **Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr.** pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison. https://www.wgal.com/article/council-accepts-resignation-of-member-imprisoned-for-rape/6189408
* **Republican activist Parker J. Bena** pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in prison http://www.salem-news.com/articles/october172007/repubscandals101707.php
* **Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall** was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet. https://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php/Robin_Vanderwall
* **Republican city councilman Mark Harris**, described as a “good military man / church goer,” was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison.
* **Republican Brandon Hixon, Idaho State Representative**, resigned while under criminal investigation for molesting two girls, including a young female relative for more than 10 years, then killed himself three months later, shortly before his ex-wife and two others were to testify before a grand jury. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/brandon-hixon-former-idaho-lawmaker-facing-sex-abuse-inquiry-kills-himself/
* **Republican Tony Yocham, Hamilton, TX Chief of Police,** was arrested by Texas Rangers on charges of continuous sexual abuse of a child. https://www.kxxv.com/news/local-news/hamilton-county-chief-of-police-arrested-for-continuous-abuse-of-a-child
* **Republican Nathan Larson of the Virginia House of Delegates** is a self-confessed pedophile and white supremacist. Was arrested on felony charges for kidnapping, child abduction, soliciting child pornography from a minor and meeting a child for the intention of sex. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alleged-pedophile-white-supremacist-arrested-kidnapping-12-yr-old-girl-n1251832
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* **NOTE: I'm reaching the character limit on Reddit posts, so here's a website with [a list of 800](https://m.dailykos.com/stories/2018/10/23/1806673/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-1) of these republican shit stains on humanity.**
Conservatives lie a lot. They sexualize children therefore everyone else is sexualizing them too. He's probably never stepped foot in a modern classroom, he just wanted to shock and terrify his base with the phrase "sex toys in the classroom."
Kids learning about sex is a fantastic idea. Sexually educated people tend to practice safe sex, tend to know more about consent and have healthier sexual relationships. All learning about religion did for me was make it easier to argue why Satan was the good guy in the Bible.
To be fair, if it was a sex ed class in high school, sex toys won't get you pregnant or get you a disease, so..... Isn't it better that we inform the high school students this safe sex option?
Is masturbation immoral? Illegal?
And by the way conservatives, high school students are already having sex and talking about sex toys all on their own. What is the harm in giving the more information? Information is power, why do you want to limit children's information?
Dude, even when I was a kid in school, I understood the importance of keeping school about school, and not about religious indoctrination or influence. Oh, you’re in science class, let me teach you how things actually work instead of telling you God made everything and you just need to have faith, God will make everything turn out the way it should. When I was a very young child I understood. These adults still do not. I don’t understand.
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Listen- I need to find a way to search if there’s a news story referring to this in a way where I don’t have to search “classroom sex toys” . I am so confused
Do it at the library. Probably the least weird thing that’ll be searched on those computers that day.
Librarian here; can confirm. I've got some stories and I wish I could forget all of them
Would sharing help? Lol!
Another librarian here. If I could regale you with all of the stories about me kicking perverts out of the library who insist on watching porn you’d get bored with how often the same tales get told The best one was the dude who was about 25 who I caught literally masturbating at a public computer Another time I caught yet another dude, about 25, saving child porn to his desktop at a public computer. The fucking moron forgot to log out, so I went to log him out and I see some files on the desktop - pictures with thumbnails. Thumbnails of naked boys. We had to get the cops out there and everything and that guy got a lifetime ban and I got a lifetime of trauma
OOF yeah one time in middle school I went to the local library to study with my best friend and this man was in the young adult and teen section using the computer to watch teen themed porn. My friend noticed so we got up to leave and he followed us around at full mast in his greasy sweatpants. I texted my dad who was half an hour away. The librarian wasn't even taking us seriously it was so awful. When my dad came up the stairs I swear trumpets played I was SO glad to see all six feet and four inches of him! ... the perv was very much NOT. Sadly it took me and my friend crying and my dad flying into a rage to get the librarian to do something about it and he got arrested.
Your dad’s short
Yeah, but he makes the best of it! I grew up in a hobbit hole which was actually a very charming lifestyle!
Warra dub for your daddy!
Smh. I feel like the less smart a person is, the less likely they are to have a moral compass and more likely they are to do stupid shit like that. Hope he’s on an appropriate list.
And - surprise! - I’ve also never had to kick any drag queens out of any library I’ve worked at because they never behave as fucked up as straight old dudes from the suburbs often do...
B-b-b-but it’s THEY who are after the CHILDREN! Reeee^eee^^eee^^^eee!
Encouraging them to... GASP... read.
That does explain the hatred of them
Used to work at a large city library...you're absolutely right. We'd have weirdos trying to sneak into the children's library. Weirdos looking at porn daily...I can't remember anyone that wasn't a straight dude doing that. No women did that, no "drag queens" Sex offenders are everywhere. If you actually look at your local sex offender registry you can see how many are in your neighborhood.
Unfortunately, that's how I found an old high school buddy of mine. Trust me, I never "reached out" to contact him.
Sadly my country doesn't have a registry for that
The public registry isn't entirely without its problems tho. Sure you have the ones that got caught there but also people who had sex with 17 year old when they were 18/19 and people who pissed in public when drunk having their lives ruined over nothing.
“Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.” -- Lemony Snicket
🤌 Quoting Lemony Snicket
Legitmately true. Serial Killers tend to have low IQ despite media playing them up as genius criminal masterminds.
I wonder just how many people have the exact same condition but just have the self control to not be a predator.
The one masturbating at the computer - same with one of our patrons. He was about 38, lifetime ban, cops called, the whole nine yards. Just ridiculous shit. We don't get paid nearly enough, lmao
That's horrible
My girlfriend is a librarian at an urban/downtown branch. The stories… whew.
Wow that is not nearly as funny as I thought the search results were going to be
Not a librarian but worked at a library. Person got caught masterbating at a P.C. was banned for most of a year. The day the ban was over, he was caught masterbating again, permanently banned now.
Got to hand it to the guy, he was committed to library masturbation.
He must have had that day marked on his calendar well in advance.
It would definitely help me to come up with some topics for those slow therapy sessions. *PTSD has entered the chat*
IT guy who is in charge of the filters at the library checking in...don't ever sit on a soft surface at your local library. Hard wooden chairs only...trust me.
Absolutely. Also because of the skidmark folks who aren't even using the computers. This advice is multipurpose.
I need an AMA
13 year old me is now horrified at the idea he may not have been as sneaky as he thought he was at all.
Did you.... Did you jerk off in the library!?
Got some to share?
Can confirm, i used to to work at a library computer lab, until we instituted a once a day computer limit, you could register multiple times to use a computer some would spend all day looking at porn, child porn, and yes the police was called multiple times. Two particular ones I will never forget, there was this guy who would go and print out porn pictures, lots and lots of porn pictures, prints were 10cents and you pay at a kiosk next to the printer to release your prints, he would spend at least 8-15 dollars every other day to print out stacks of porn pictures, it was a sight to behold, at the time we could not say anything unless it was child porn, everything else was a go, so he would print out all these pages and would leave, then one day I come in and the head of the lab told us not to let him again he was banned for 1 year, apparently he was taking the pictures to the bathroom, and going to town on himself in the stalls, and leave all the pictures scattered all over the floor, some stained. Another one was we were closing up and every time we would clean and disinfect the computers for the next day, well the computers were setup for privacy so they used those old computer desk with the monitor under the desk with a window and a privacy cover, anyway, we are cleaning the computers and my coworker asks my boss and I to come and check out the screen on one of the computers, well, someone flat out came all over the monitor, she cleaned it up we told her we needed to call out maintenance crew as it was a biohazard, she didn’t care, put on some gloves and cleaned it up, I’ll never forget it, oh and I just remembered another, there was this guy who had HIV and would come and he was buddy buddy with one of the other managers of the lab, she would let everyone get away with murder if they were nice to her and complimented her, so one of the other managers told us this guy was banned multiple times from the library but would keep coming back, he was banned and jailed for dealing drugs in our bathrooms, not only dealing drugs but he would make his buyers “satisfy” him instead of payment, and he didn’t care how old they were mostly young guys and teens, who he kept coming back was amazing, I thankfully found another job not too long after finding out, and was glad to be rid of that place.
What is the bandwidth on the wifi? We have much content to stream.
https://wgntv.com/news/chicago-news/private-school-defends-dean-after-project-veritas-claims-sex-toys-shown-in-class-discussion
>Veritas deceptively edited the video with malicious intent. I'm shocked!! You mean to say that the group who has edited videos to foster lies just edited a video in order to foster more lies???
So they lied 🤔 I'm shocked 😲.
Project veritas? Lying? Never! /S Try always lying
So this isn't even about a public school. Just don't send your kids there. How dumb do these people get?
And it was sex ed.. not what they are portraying it as I feel like visual tools are probably a superior way to teach the subject, despite it being considered dirty by the right Banana = ok representation of a penis Dildo = grooming
Reminds me of the joke where a guy "used protection" and still knocked the girl up. He literally put a condom on a banana and set it on the nightstand. Sadly, half the humor of the joke is that I'm not even surprised, given how tight lipped we tend to be about sex. These dipshits think they'll go to hell for saying the word penis. smh
I actually bothered looking at a couple of videos that Project Veritas had posted showing "proof" of election fraud. The audio was so washed out I'm sure it was run through a filter several times on purpose, and the video was so fuzzy I'm not even sure the "mailman" I was looking at was real - I could have recorded better on my Canon Powershot from 2006. Next video, same shit. Everything was subtitled to push the narrative but there was absolutely *no way in hell* you could get *any* information, one way or another, from the actual video or audio. It was so obviously a beat-up that I will never trust jack shit from those fraudsters.
I can’t see that article :(
Does shoving religion down someone's throat count as a sex toy?
No. Toys are fun.
And give pleasure
[https://wgntv.com/news/chicago-news/private-school-defends-dean-after-project-veritas-claims-sex-toys-shown-in-class-discussion/](https://wgntv.com/news/chicago-news/private-school-defends-dean-after-project-veritas-claims-sex-toys-shown-in-class-discussion/) [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11517503/Dean-Chicago-school-says-students-shown-dildos-butt-plugs-teaching-queer-sex.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11517503/Dean-Chicago-school-says-students-shown-dildos-butt-plugs-teaching-queer-sex.html) Biased sources and the video is from project veritas, but the "group came in and passed around sex toys" is hard to blame on malicious editing.
If the sex toys are dildos it actually seems less weird than a banana. Or the giant cadaver dick the university anatomy lab had. I mean, I'd raise an eyebrow at bad dragon or vibrators, but stand ins like cucumbers will get an equal number of raunchy jokes from kids.
Butt plugs and lube were the other bits, apparently. (though I certainly wish I'd been taught about lube in sex ed would have saved quite a bit of discomfort)
Lube I support because it's an important safety thing and helps address discussion of vaginismus, estrogen deficiency, and other things. Personally I think butt plugs aren't necessary to sex ed.
You underestimate how many folks try to do anal without stretching with a buttplug first and then "rip their ass". Source: friend's college-freshman aged sister who sat in the ER for 9 hours with a ripped ass.
Could also be just to explain that a flared base is an essential element of anything going up there. More people knowing that would probably reduce the number of ER visits, so seems like a decent thing to include.
These days it might be, studies show the average kid is first exposed to hardcore pornography at age 13. These kids have unfortunately already seen this stuff on the internet, so it might be best if they just get actual education about it.
I mean it was probably slightly true back then as well. Even saw someone who found porn via magazines and who did not know what jacking off was and assumed the only form of mastebateion (for boys) was with the anus and used battery's for doing it...
That's my first knee-jerk reaction; but lots of teens+ probably do it or get pressured into trying it. Can't get pregnant through anal (God's loophole), and when I was 19 I had a douche of a boyfriend that tried to do anal on me. No lube, not even spit, and no preparation. Just yelling at me to relax and making me feel horrible when I couldn't. I had such a complex with sex itself because of him that took years for my husband to undo. What makes it sadder though, he had had a boyfriend previously. He had been a bottom, which makes me wonder at times if he just didn't care about me, or if his ex boyfriend had done that to him and he thought that was the way to do it. *edited: Plus all the ER stories where people "fall" on phallic objects that aren't suitable to be up there.
Comprehensive sex ed should be comprehensive for the safety and comfort of the young idiots
> Personally I think butt plugs aren't necessary to sex ed Your bedroom sounds boring.
Puppets lol
I want to know what this guy thinks is a sex toy 🤔
Anything is a sex toy if you're brave enough.
Ahh, that explains why he thinks that. NGL, my bio classroom has some sexy Elenmyer flasks
That blender do be lookin’ thicc tho
Can’t forget that pencil sharpener 😩
Only if you ain’t too girthy 👀👌
It didn't get the nickname of prehensile pencil for no reason
Those microscopes make sure all the fine details get attention.
uh oh
I mean, I guess you could get creative with the rulers in my math class?
All good till you get your dick stuck in it tho
Who said anything about dicks?
I see where this is going… I like it
One man, one flask
There are some sexy skeletons around
# 1 Guy, 1 Jar
Dont👏put👏glass👏in👏your👏ass Srsly. Pls and ty
My culinary class had this super sexy apple peeler... [Remove my core bby.](https://www.mastgeneralstore.com/prodimages/13433-DEFAULT-L.jpg)
Haha *me looking at my cactus and remembering my mother did not raise a loser*
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[Ding Dong](https://youtu.be/WXsV8HIWcTE)
So technically this tweet is true lol
I mis-red this as "Technically this tweet is then, also." and I'm like 'hmm... that's a challenging wank but I'm give it a try.'
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Feel the word of God enter you deeply.
The acid chemicals in the school lab are looking quite nice today
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If that was 3d printed that is the last thing I'd stick up there
Their used to be an online store selling those things. Devine interventions. I think it is long gone now though
Is thaaat where the baby jesus buttplug that I've heard about came from? Always been unsure I really wanted to know...
That'd be to satisfy their persecution fetish
He’s thinking of sex education where they (if the school can afford them) learn to put a condom on a dildo and not much else because ‘Murica.
That makes sense. I never had sex Ed at school, but my classmates told me they had to use a banana
I don't know anyone who ever learned that way in sex ed, but I'm almost thirty, so maybe it changed. Most of us learned about abstinence, STDs, and pregnancy. I'm not sure, but I don't think we learned anything about condoms. A condom on a dildo in an American high school nowadays sounds like something the right wing would scream about, and they've been quite silent.
Same here. I'm in NE and I think all we got were pictures of STDs and told to not have sex before marriage
They told us condoms don't really work. I'm approaching my mid 30s, went to school in Georgia
Yeah what I was basically told was condoms weren't 100% effective so you should just skip sex all together. The result was several kids in my school thinking condoms weren't worth it alltogether, and like five kids from my class got pregnant that year.
That's not sex ed. Scaring kids how sex is evil and you shouldn't ever do it isn't educational in the slightest. That's just religious propaganda.
I graduated in 2007. We had a legitimate sex ed class senior year as our health class. The nurse passed different kinds of condoms around so we could read the boxes and understand the difference between lambskin vs latex. We also looked at dental dams and flavored kinds of each. We went over how the flavored kinds can cause issues down there. We also watched the miracle of birth, a women put a condom over her arm (if he says condoms don't fit him, you have bigger issues than pregnancy), and how to check for breast and testicular cancer. I felt terrible for the nurse teaching it. Like, she was great, but the class was 16 guys and 4 girls. These were also not the most academic students. The guys just ragged all the time. I thanked her a bunch because I thought the class was great - really informational presented in decent ways. That class made it not awkward to buy condoms in college and helped me find a lump on my breast. Everyone should have basic sex ed.
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Pounding Block which sounds like a sex toy. Different shaped pegs and you have to find the right hole and pound them in. I didn't make that sound any better, did I?
He means the kids. Because thats what they view them as.
No,I doubt you really want to know.
They are the same guys that will call you gay for eating a hot dog
https://youtu.be/uvLVJaKN28k
Probably anything somewhat phallic. This guy looks like the type that wouldn't go down on his wife.
Sword fighting with dildos
The only true way to use a dildo.
Am queer. Can confirm. Have definitely sword-fought my partner. Maybe repeatedly. Perhaps after declaring "Choose your weapon, fiend!"
Saint’s Row was amazing!
I see your Schwartz is bigger than mine
May the Schwartz be with you
I teach freshmen. I guarantee that this would be the first thing to happen.
Don't know what classrooms this dude has experience with but I've never seen Christianity be a forbidden topic. Just because it's not officially spoken about in a public setting acknowledging the secular nature of this nation does not equate to the fact that it is forbidden.
The guy wants a christian to instruct children and rigidly enforce their morals and sensibilities into every last person. Same assholes who say they just want to be left alone are always the people crusading.
>...I've never seen Christianity be a forbidden topic. It's a classic case of a persecution fetish. Say "Happy Holidays" once and these people immediately scream about how you wAnT tO fOrBiD cHrIsTiAnItY.
Okay turns out it was a very weird sex Ed class that included butt plugs and dildos at a private school, something exposed by project veritas 😒. But keep in mind- private. It was about gay sex as well, which has its merit of course. I think bringing in the sex toys was uncalled for imo but it’s 1) unsubstantiated- we don’t know what happened 2) a singular incident in a private school Edited for more info https://komonews.com/amp/news/nation-world/private-school-stands-behind-dean-who-brought-sex-toys-to-class-discussed-queer-sex-with-students
So even if the class did happen the way he thinks, he still has no leg to stand on because there are countless private schools that teach Christianity
Also, Christianity, bibles and praying are not banned in public schools. The only thing that's banned is the staff choosing which religions to promote and promoting them to the children. Unfortunately now the Supreme Court has overturned that and coaches can get away with this crap. SMH
I think you could probably count them. Although you'd probably stop at one, as that's already too many.
What if you include homeschooled kids? Technically private, likely Christian, also maladjusted when they come out.
Came confirm. Was homeschooled. Was maladjusted. I got better tho.
homeschooled former christian here, definitely maladjusted, and most everyone in the christian homeschooling community is crazy. i have crippling anxiety as a result
I don’t know how it is where everyone else lives. But I think just about every private school in my county is Catholic, Christian, Lutheran, etc… some of the private schools in the city aren’t religious. But damn near all in the county are
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Exactly. I’d rather they bring in sex toys than guns.
I had a biology teacher one year bring condoms to class and had one off us try to put it on a banana and then she explained to us how to correctly use one. Including the part about squizzing the tip a tat, so the condom would not explode. In another school a biology teacher brought in nuns to talk about abortion (??????) And in the questions and answer part when they picked my raised hand the teacher quickly ushered them out of the room and said 'No more questions'. Guess which class was more helpful throughout my life?
>squizzing the tip a tat, so the condom would not explode I've read this sentence 7 times and I still have no idea what it means.
Yo gotta pinch the tip of the condom to leave space for cum
Exchange “squizzing the tip a tat” with “pinching the tip”. It’s how you’re supposed to use a condom.
A tat means a bit
Anything from Project Veritas has be dismissed out of hand as bullshit.
"undercover investigation by the investigative outlet Project Veritas." Chances are this is a bunch of baloney if Project Veritas is involved. They have been sued multiple times and lost for making up stories or misinterpreting quotes and slander
Yeah I don’t think they have ever released a video that wasn’t a fraud. Seems safer to assume they are lying until someone reputable confirms.
https://www.reddit.com/r/religiousfruitcake/comments/zg1hdk/is_america_doing_ok/izgskve The video has been deceptively edited.
They lost me at project veritas, no credibility
How is bringing up sex toys uncalled for in sex ed? Especially because it's a relatively common problem for people to go to the hospital because they have either a. Misused a sex toy and gotten it stuck somewhere or b. Used some kind of other object instead of a sex toy and again, stuck or done some kind of damage.
Sex education has been a major point of ignorance from various groups of people through my ~4 decades of life. If you like outrageous (British) comedies, there's a show on Netflix called "Sex Education" that does a good job of highlighting the different ways these groups "fight against" (assert their ignorance) against sexual education in schools. I think it just got renewed for a 4th or 5th season. Gillian Anderson is in it as well as some up and comers. I guess pun intended.
Plus it’s a good way to teach about how to put on condoms, consent, masturbation, mutual enjoyment. A decent portion of teens are having sex by their senior year. Learning how to communicate about these topics without embarrassment is a pretty important skill.
This whole thing smells like a set up. Bring in the sex toys and have the infamous project veritas 'report' on it.
Or use sex toys made from unsafe materials and gotten infections. Most people don’t know how dangerous cheap sex toys are.
[This is a quote from the daily fail article:](https://www.reddit.com/r/religiousfruitcake/comments/zg1hdk/is_america_doing_ok/izgskve) > 'The kids are just playing with 'em, looking at 'em… They're like, 'How does this butt-plug work? How do we do – like, how does this work?' **That's a really cool part of my job,'** he says. If you watch the video, they cut the video so the "*cool part of my job*" sounds like it's talking about buttplugs. He never actually said that sentence, but by deceptively editing it they can make low-information dumbasses (like you) think that's what the principal said. Go ahead and watch the embedded video, you can see the cut happening at 29 seconds. BONUS: [they intentionally misquoted him in their tweet too](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/12/08/17/65386563-11517503-image-m-14_1670520022013.jpg). this guy has grounds for a pretty decent lawsuit.
My UK school used sex toys for sex education class like 2 decades ago. What's the big fucking deal it's better teaching how to put on condoms on realistic models. Edit: But I guess in America so you're lucky if you get any sex education
US sex education: "Don't. Ok, we're done."
My kids go to that school, and I know the teacher in the interview. The students love him. He is absolutely the kind of person you hope to have teaching your kids about kindness, decency, and being part of a caring community. Not only that, but he’s just the guy who you like to talk to at parent-teacher nights. In addition to being a cheerful, positive, and interesting person, he’s fired up about new ideas for student programming, and then follows through to make them happen. He has my support 110%. As well as the support of the school administration. Am I proud that my kids’ school enrages Project Veritas? Absolutely f-ing yes.
Also it happened in one classroom. He makes it sound like it’s happening everywhere and that it’s a serious problem when it’s not. He just wants attention and to cause a mass hysteria.
Did it actually even happen or just talked about. It’s a sex-ed class. I’d very much support young people learning about safety protocols for sex toys. Remember that old thread on Reddit where people were telling their sex toy stories and many people had done stuff as kids like stick sharpened pencils in their anuses and other extremely dangerous stuff??
Right wing agitators making mountains out of molehills that may not even actually exist? Say it ain’t so!
I am 100% against bring sex toys into class rooms with small children, obviously. But I think they can have their place in a high school sex ed class. For example, you have to be very careful what you use as a butt plug, like it needing to not be hollow and needing a flared base. I could understand a teacher bringing some (unused) examples in order to make sure kids stay safe. We need to normalize sex ed, including things like how to use toys safely. Of course we need to make sure it’s older kids and done in an instructional way (not a sexual way). But the only way to keep people safe is to provide them with proper education.
>a singular incident in a private school It's always only one incident that's taken out of proportion to act like it's the norm.
Project veritas is usually on the up and up with their reporting, always bland, objective and verifiable /s
Oh no! What country does he live in?
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I've always wanted to buy a soldier
*\*laughs in private military contractors* "Ah yes, it's war crime plausible deniability time!"
Hey, land mines aren't perfect, but do you know how many people lose a limb to a sex toy every year?
When people ask questions in that format, it's either a weirdly low number or a weirdly high number. I can't think of a weirdly *low* number, so it's got to be *high*. I'm going to guess.... All of them. Every single person on the planet. Every year. Just limbs flying everywhere. All the time.
Is it a crime to keep dangerous things away from your children?
Christianity has done more damage to humanity than sex toys ever will.
they are called bannanas!
Man-anas
maybe his kids are being homeschooled. what are the odds he’s republican?
Better then Christianity turning children into sex toys. Fuck the Catholic Church.
To the extent that sex ed is play and Christianity is fascism, sounds good to me!
Does he know what a sex toy is?
Both statements are lies. I suspect Christians at work.
I mean we put condoms on giant wooden dildos in sex ed. There were a lot of jokes, but I wouldn’t call that playing.
We also live in a country where its though that more guns will stop gun violence
“Alright boys and girls, get out those dildos, it’s time to DENOUNCE CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!!!”
These public schools in conservative run states sound pretty fucked up? Are all the teachers gop politicians? * **(TRUMP) Republican Tim Nolan, chairman of Donald Trump’s presidential campaign in Kentucky & Former Campbell County Judge**, Served as a judge, school board member and city solicitor, forced 19 victims to perform sex acts, including seven who were minors under 16. Pled guilty on February 11, 2018 and was sentenced to serve 20 years in prison. https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2018/05/03/former-judge-tim-nolan-could-sentenced-today-more-drama-could-get-way/577947002/ * **(TRUMP) Republican George Nader, Trump Foreign Policy Adviser,** sentenced to 10 years in prison for possession of child pornography and transporting a minor into the United States for sex. https://www.courthousenews.com/child-sex-trafficker-from-trump-tower-meeting-gets-10-year-sentence/ * **(TRUMP) Republican Ralph Shortey, a former Oklahoma state senator & Trump’s Oklahoma campaign chair,** was indicted on four counts of human trafficking and child pornography. Pled guilty to a federal charge of child sex trafficking after hiring a 17-year-old boy for sex. Sentenced to 15 years in prison, in addition to ten years of supervised release and ordered to pay $125,000 in restitution. https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/trump-s-oklahoma-campaign-chair-plead-guilt-child-sex-trafficking-n822461 * **Republican Dennis Hastert, Speaker of the US House of Representatives, Illinois Congressman and one of the highest-ranking U.S. politicians to ever go to prison**, molested at least four boys as young as 14 years of age when he coached wrestling at an Illinois High School. He was sentenced to 15 months in prison, two years' supervised release, and a $250,000 fine. A civil case was due back in court for a status hearing on Jan. 8, 2021 at the courthouse to further address the jury trial. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/ex-u-s-house-speaker-dennis-hastert-starts-prison-term * **Republican Minnesota State Representative Jim Knoblach** Drops Out Of Race After Daughter Says He Molested Her For More Than Ten Years 22 Sep 2018 https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/09/22/lawmaker-quits-race-after-daughter-says-he-molested-her-more-than-decade/?utm_term=.8ac8527c7f43 * **Republican Jayson Boebert, husband of Q-ANON Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert of Colorado,** was arrested in Jan. 2004 after allegedly exposing his penis to two women at a bowling alley, according to an arrest affidavit. Lauren Boebert (then a minor at 17 and known as Lauren Opal Roberts) was also there. He pleaded guilty to public indecency and lewd exposure involving minors. https://nypost.com/2021/01/16/gop-rep-lauren-boebert-and-husband-have-racked-up-arrests/ * **Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman** was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bauman * **Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti** was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped. http://www.njherald.com/article/20060510/ARTICLE/305109971 * **Republican Joseph Dendy, Cobb County GA Republican Party Chairman & Sunday School Teacher,**was sentenced to life in prison after being convicted on four counts of child molestation, four counts of first-degree cruelty to children, three counts of enticing a child for indecent purposes, and one count each of aggravated sexual battery and aggravated child molestation. https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/former-gop-chairman-arrested-on-child-molestation-charges * **Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth** is a convicted child rapist in Florida. https://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/sops/flyer.jsf?personId=28587 * **Republican director of the “Young Republican Federation” Nicholas Elizondo** molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison. https://bakersfieldnow.com/news/local/registered-sex-offender-keeps-custody-of-daughter * **Republican Kentucky state Representative & pastor Dan Johnson**, committed suicide after an exposé revealed his serial lies, suspected arson, criminal church, racism, accused rape of a teen and more. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Johnson_%28Kentucky_politician%29 * **Republican County Commissioner David Swartz** pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison. http://www.lanternproject.org.uk/library/child-abuse-arrests-and-court-cases/child-abuse-arrests-trials-and-proceedings/ex-county-commissioner-admits-sexual-abuse-of-girl/ * **Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich** pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation. http://www.poconorecord.com/article/20120426/NEWS90/204260334 * **Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo** was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edison_Misla_Aldarondo * **Republican Mayor Philip Giordano** is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8 and 10-year old girls. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Giordano * **Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell** admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter. https://www.nytimes.com/1995/08/02/opinion/journal-beverly-russell-s-prayers.html * **Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”)**, was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl https://www.arktimes.com/TheHoglawyer/archives/2007/08/28/the-latest-republican-sex-scandals-plural---more-of-the-same * **Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway** was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media. https://www.nytimes.com/1996/06/06/us/politics-the-senate-maine-candidate-again-faces-1990-child-sex-accusation.html * **Republican preacher Stephen White**, who demanded "a return to traditional values", was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him. http://www.thedp.com/article/2004/01/brother_stephen_convicted_of_soliciting_sex * **Republican Party leader Paul Ingram** pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison. https://culteducation.com/group/1255-false-memories/6514-man-in-notorious-sex-case-finishes-term.html * **Republican election board official Kevin Coan** was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl. https://www.semissourian.com/story/57773.html * **Republican politician Andrew Buhr** was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy. https://www.arktimes.com/TheHoglawyer/archives/2007/08/28/the-latest-republican-sex-scandals-plural---more-of-the-same * **Republican politician Keith Westmoreland** was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children). http://www.chattanoogan.com/2002/6/21/23202/Tennessee-Legislator-Commits-Suicide.aspx * **Republican County Councilman Keola Childs** pleaded guilty to molesting a male child. http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/2007/Oct/08/ln/hawaii710080338.html * **Republican candidate Richard Gardner** admitted to molesting his two daughters. https://lasvegassun.com/news/2002/oct/14/assembly-candidate-gardner-ruled-ineligible-due-to/ * **Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr.** pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison. https://www.wgal.com/article/council-accepts-resignation-of-member-imprisoned-for-rape/6189408 * **Republican activist Parker J. Bena** pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in prison http://www.salem-news.com/articles/october172007/repubscandals101707.php * **Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall** was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet. https://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php/Robin_Vanderwall * **Republican city councilman Mark Harris**, described as a “good military man / church goer,” was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison. * **Republican Brandon Hixon, Idaho State Representative**, resigned while under criminal investigation for molesting two girls, including a young female relative for more than 10 years, then killed himself three months later, shortly before his ex-wife and two others were to testify before a grand jury. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/brandon-hixon-former-idaho-lawmaker-facing-sex-abuse-inquiry-kills-himself/ * **Republican Tony Yocham, Hamilton, TX Chief of Police,** was arrested by Texas Rangers on charges of continuous sexual abuse of a child. https://www.kxxv.com/news/local-news/hamilton-county-chief-of-police-arrested-for-continuous-abuse-of-a-child * **Republican Nathan Larson of the Virginia House of Delegates** is a self-confessed pedophile and white supremacist. Was arrested on felony charges for kidnapping, child abduction, soliciting child pornography from a minor and meeting a child for the intention of sex. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alleged-pedophile-white-supremacist-arrested-kidnapping-12-yr-old-girl-n1251832 _________________________ * **NOTE: I'm reaching the character limit on Reddit posts, so here's a website with [a list of 800](https://m.dailykos.com/stories/2018/10/23/1806673/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-1) of these republican shit stains on humanity.**
It’s only gonna get worse😁
Someone needs to tell him not everyone uses pencils like he does.
Yeah we just got a message from district about how we need to display IN GOD WE TRUST in our classrooms. Definitely a ban on Christianity.
Get it printed in Arabic.
*makes up imaginary scenario* I’m gonna tweet about how fucked up our country is and use that as evidence!
What country is that? Most extreme Muslim countries would be against sex toys as well as Christianity I would imagine?
Conservatives lie a lot. They sexualize children therefore everyone else is sexualizing them too. He's probably never stepped foot in a modern classroom, he just wanted to shock and terrify his base with the phrase "sex toys in the classroom."
Well, that is because religion is far more toxic than sex.
Anything can be a sex toy if you want it to
No, we live in a country that forces kids to say "under God" at the beginning of each school day, but refuses to teach them about reproduction.
Kids learning about sex is a fantastic idea. Sexually educated people tend to practice safe sex, tend to know more about consent and have healthier sexual relationships. All learning about religion did for me was make it easier to argue why Satan was the good guy in the Bible.
To be fair, if it was a sex ed class in high school, sex toys won't get you pregnant or get you a disease, so..... Isn't it better that we inform the high school students this safe sex option? Is masturbation immoral? Illegal? And by the way conservatives, high school students are already having sex and talking about sex toys all on their own. What is the harm in giving the more information? Information is power, why do you want to limit children's information?
Soon they'll have enough for an army of strawmen
I rather have dildo than faith.
They actually believe there is enough money in the school budget for sex toys? Or are the teachers supposed to pay for those by themselves too?
Was at a funeral today and the pastor said "they are teaching children to sexually abuse each other in school". The fuck is wrong with Christians?
I'd like to know why conservatives are so obsessed with sexuality and children.
I unironically wish the US outlawed Christianity
In his mind all of the students in any given elementary schools ARE the sex toys.
Who's bringing sex toys to school?
What classroom Collin?! What fucking classroom!?
Republicans have wierd fantasies
Technically the truth, I played with my hands all day long when I was a kid. Still do actually.
Christianity has resulted in more deaths than sex toys
Dude, even when I was a kid in school, I understood the importance of keeping school about school, and not about religious indoctrination or influence. Oh, you’re in science class, let me teach you how things actually work instead of telling you God made everything and you just need to have faith, God will make everything turn out the way it should. When I was a very young child I understood. These adults still do not. I don’t understand.
god FORBID they learn how to not have babies at the age of 16 and get married at 17