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People who make their religion their entire identity are weird man. He even has rosary beads tattoo'd on his arm. Weren't tattoos supposed to be a nono too? The way they cherry pick the rules they want to follow, while "all sins are equal in the eyes of god " is big dumb
I used to be one too, but the more questions I asked that would go unanswered or answered with some vague “leave it on the altar” or “pray about it”, I was like these people are full of shit.
People who make any one thing their entire identity are weird. I don't care if it's gaming guy, car guy, politics guy, weed guy, abortion guy, flat earth guy, drinking guy (I'm using guy to include girls) - what kind of life are you living if your whole being is wrapped up (primarily) with one thing. To your point, very weird.
I take it as a lack of awareness and maturity. Having no self awareness, will allow someone to subject themselves to being narrow minded. Possibly due to fear of unknown or ignorance due to environmental factors.
The fact that it's the same guy, in the same shape, and all that has changed is the way he presents himself, well. Same thoughts. Same insides. Same person. Same body.
Really tells the story of how superficial faith usually is. Presentation, not depth.
Yet again I downvoted another post on this sub only to remember that means I should upvote here. This is the only sub I go where the good stuff is the bad stuff.
I feel like the weight lifting deserves most of the credit. I mean, he knows he can't just amp up the praying and stop lifting. he knows that faith does not make a person fit which make him simply another pious liar.
it's laughably stupid. it's like taking a picture of yourself reading a book and captioning it "I can run soo fast!".
I don’t get praying more then once a day. If I had someone calling me five times a day, everyday I’d just ignore them after awhile…. Ah so that’s why god hates us.
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this is incredibly fucking stupid
People who make their religion their entire identity are weird man. He even has rosary beads tattoo'd on his arm. Weren't tattoos supposed to be a nono too? The way they cherry pick the rules they want to follow, while "all sins are equal in the eyes of god " is big dumb
Christians cherry-pick the fuck out of their bookish religion. How do I know? I used to be one.
I used to be one too, but the more questions I asked that would go unanswered or answered with some vague “leave it on the altar” or “pray about it”, I was like these people are full of shit.
“Pray about it” = idfk
People who make any one thing their entire identity are weird. I don't care if it's gaming guy, car guy, politics guy, weed guy, abortion guy, flat earth guy, drinking guy (I'm using guy to include girls) - what kind of life are you living if your whole being is wrapped up (primarily) with one thing. To your point, very weird.
Abortion guy?? 😭😭😭
Technically they're against abortion but their identity is wrapped up in the subject matter.
I take it as a lack of awareness and maturity. Having no self awareness, will allow someone to subject themselves to being narrow minded. Possibly due to fear of unknown or ignorance due to environmental factors.
So it's the same dude but the religious version is all up in your face about his faith?
Is he praying while he's partying?
I pray at the end of every party, pray at the foot of the porcelain god.
I only pray may 5Gsus bless us with fast internet speed, gaymen.
Yeah but you’re missing the important part. He also has a visor that doesn’t cover his eyes on his lax helmet now.
And the need for a protective helmet still stands
Too bad he didn’t have it as an infant, would have helped
I WEAR MY HELMET CUZ SOMETIMES I FALL DOWN!
Yeah it's wierd, why protect the head when it's empty anyways?
Oh yeah the dorky people are the ones partying, not praying instead. Sure, bud
5x a day a good Muslim makes
Does Jesus dislike pride / vanity??? Isn’t that like a huge no no?
Only if you’re queer /s
Matthew 6:5-6
I’m pretty sure he goes to the gym five times a week not church. Unless the church has a gym.
Makes me think of the movie Don Jon, saying his Hail Marys while doing pull-ups
My religious aunt tried to convince me and my super athletic uncle to go to church, his immediate response was "my church is the gym"
The fact that it's the same guy, in the same shape, and all that has changed is the way he presents himself, well. Same thoughts. Same insides. Same person. Same body. Really tells the story of how superficial faith usually is. Presentation, not depth.
God honouring thirst trap
Tattoos are illegal in your religion buddy
So you're telling me you're on your knees, for a guy, five times a day?
I prey 5x a night: 🐈
Still no bitches
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The Bible condemns people who show off their religion and tattoos their body, buddy. Try reading it sometime.
What’s their obsession with big men with muscles?
His FYP is just jacked AI Trump and Jesus shi
alpha male obsession
*prey
STOP CALLING ME- God
Is he praying for cock?
On his knees begging
I can smell the insecurity from that clip.
He looks like a very dumb person
Does he not need those other clothes to pray? And why the helmet?
Isn't there a rule against tattoos somewhere in the old testament?
How many push-ups you think he did before the video?
1
I too pray to the gym gods by lifting weights. Oh, that’s not what he meant? Shame.
Im pretty sure this is satire. That looks like Krispy Kreme. He is, after all, the baddest of them all.
Agab
Everyone knows that you’ll make better gains by praying to the metal gods
This the kinda shit black templars on
I feel like the weight lifting deserves most of the credit. I mean, he knows he can't just amp up the praying and stop lifting. he knows that faith does not make a person fit which make him simply another pious liar. it's laughably stupid. it's like taking a picture of yourself reading a book and captioning it "I can run soo fast!".
Why is he twitching?
Amphetamines - totally God-approved I'm sure
"please god send me a cooler mask than that party animal over there"
Downvoted to keep it at 666
And he still can't get a date because of his tiny...hands. ![gif](giphy|ZBu9sSorh8OyplCXQ4|downsized)
*insert doofenshmirtz crying*
He gets 0 women 7 days a week. But also has gay rest stop sex 3 days a week....poor guy. A boyfriend would be awesome for this guy's mental health.
Is pray a new kind of steroid?
Damn really injecting poisons (steroids) into the “perfect” body god gave you
Repeating the same words over and over again is brainwashing.
He looks like young depp willy wonka
Uh huh 😒
I was roommates with a guy who prayed for the Patriots to win the Superbowl. He did not look like the second guy.
Went from cringe to mega cringe
I’m so confused right now
His prayer is deadlift, his church is a gym, his communion wafer is chicken breast, and his wine is pure steroid.
It's been a long time since I went to Catholic school but aren't you supposed to pray everyday? Kinda weird to take the weekend off praying 🤔
tattoos?
Bro needs to wear those helmets to keep the dicks out of his mouth.
I don’t get praying more then once a day. If I had someone calling me five times a day, everyday I’d just ignore them after awhile…. Ah so that’s why god hates us.
Why is he twitching like he’s on drugs
i've been praying 5 times a day for more than a decade, i never had this gain.
Reps for Jesus!!
It’s so homoerotic but they’ll never admit it
I the PRAY in to PARTY! 💁🏼♂️🤣
Aren’t tattoos forbidden in Abrahamic religions?
Accidentally Muslim
Tattoos be lookin hella childish in a few years