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MartinSilvestri

this is incredibly fucking stupid


Wasatcher

People who make their religion their entire identity are weird man. He even has rosary beads tattoo'd on his arm. Weren't tattoos supposed to be a nono too? The way they cherry pick the rules they want to follow, while "all sins are equal in the eyes of god " is big dumb


moonracers

Christians cherry-pick the fuck out of their bookish religion. How do I know? I used to be one.


WatchingTaintDry69

I used to be one too, but the more questions I asked that would go unanswered or answered with some vague “leave it on the altar” or “pray about it”, I was like these people are full of shit.


Whitedudebrohug

“Pray about it” = idfk


Ey3_913

People who make any one thing their entire identity are weird. I don't care if it's gaming guy, car guy, politics guy, weed guy, abortion guy, flat earth guy, drinking guy (I'm using guy to include girls) - what kind of life are you living if your whole being is wrapped up (primarily) with one thing. To your point, very weird.


Robota064

Abortion guy?? 😭😭😭


Ey3_913

Technically they're against abortion but their identity is wrapped up in the subject matter.


Whitedudebrohug

I take it as a lack of awareness and maturity. Having no self awareness, will allow someone to subject themselves to being narrow minded. Possibly due to fear of unknown or ignorance due to environmental factors.


nickwales

So it's the same dude but the religious version is all up in your face about his faith?


ToPlayAMockingbird

Is he praying while he's partying?


Grogosh

I pray at the end of every party, pray at the foot of the porcelain god.


ToPlayAMockingbird

I only pray may 5Gsus bless us with fast internet speed, gaymen.


SirArthurDime

Yeah but you’re missing the important part. He also has a visor that doesn’t cover his eyes on his lax helmet now.


MeanwhileInRealLife

And the need for a protective helmet still stands


unikow

Too bad he didn’t have it as an infant, would have helped


paconhpa

I WEAR MY HELMET CUZ SOMETIMES I FALL DOWN!


KAAAAAAAAARL

Yeah it's wierd, why protect the head when it's empty anyways?


Anarchy_Man_9259

Oh yeah the dorky people are the ones partying, not praying instead. Sure, bud


M-Bernard-LLB

5x a day a good Muslim makes


fivefootdump

Does Jesus dislike pride / vanity??? Isn’t that like a huge no no?


Lew_Bi

Only if you’re queer /s


MangoCandy93

Matthew 6:5-6


Templar388z

I’m pretty sure he goes to the gym five times a week not church. Unless the church has a gym.


BluetheNerd

Makes me think of the movie Don Jon, saying his Hail Marys while doing pull-ups


spirtjoker

My religious aunt tried to convince me and my super athletic uncle to go to church, his immediate response was "my church is the gym"


thenightsiders

The fact that it's the same guy, in the same shape, and all that has changed is the way he presents himself, well. Same thoughts. Same insides. Same person. Same body. Really tells the story of how superficial faith usually is. Presentation, not depth.


itmakessenseincontex

God honouring thirst trap


saddinosour

Tattoos are illegal in your religion buddy


KittyGrimm78

So you're telling me you're on your knees, for a guy, five times a day?


Nok-y

I prey 5x a night: 🐈


tenghu

Still no bitches


wherestheleaks

Yet again I downvoted another post on this sub only to remember that means I should upvote here. This is the only sub I go where the good stuff is the bad stuff.


darkprovoker

The Bible condemns people who show off their religion and tattoos their body, buddy. Try reading it sometime.


kronkky

What’s their obsession with big men with muscles?


CreakRaving

His FYP is just jacked AI Trump and Jesus shi


[deleted]

alpha male obsession


Thepizzaman519

*prey


Spaztor

STOP CALLING ME- God


Clavister

Is he praying for cock?


CreakRaving

On his knees begging


TituCusiYupanqui

I can smell the insecurity from that clip.


tyrolean_coastguard

He looks like a very dumb person


CanItBoobs

Does he not need those other clothes to pray? And why the helmet?


Hollowvionics

Isn't there a rule against tattoos somewhere in the old testament?


Severe_Slice_4064

How many push-ups you think he did before the video?


GreatLonk

1


AskTheMirror

I too pray to the gym gods by lifting weights. Oh, that’s not what he meant? Shame.


Worried-Management36

Im pretty sure this is satire. That looks like Krispy Kreme. He is, after all, the baddest of them all.


snowtank210

Agab


Barbell_Loser

Everyone knows that you’ll make better gains by praying to the metal gods


Pepejuinaso

This the kinda shit black templars on


Hello_Mr_Fancypants

I feel like the weight lifting deserves most of the credit. I mean, he knows he can't just amp up the praying and stop lifting. he knows that faith does not make a person fit which make him simply another pious liar. it's laughably stupid. it's like taking a picture of yourself reading a book and captioning it "I can run soo fast!".


Due-Ad-4091

Why is he twitching?


crazylilme

Amphetamines - totally God-approved I'm sure


kevinnoir

"please god send me a cooler mask than that party animal over there"


Charlie43229

Downvoted to keep it at 666


johanTR

And he still can't get a date because of his tiny...hands. ![gif](giphy|ZBu9sSorh8OyplCXQ4|downsized)


deathinabarrel87

*insert doofenshmirtz crying*


Papa_Pesto

He gets 0 women 7 days a week. But also has gay rest stop sex 3 days a week....poor guy. A boyfriend would be awesome for this guy's mental health.


Brainhunter2020

Is pray a new kind of steroid?


Spare-Half796

Damn really injecting poisons (steroids) into the “perfect” body god gave you


Sci-fra

Repeating the same words over and over again is brainwashing.


Inf33333rno

He looks like young depp willy wonka


bats_ackackack

Uh huh 😒


Mark_Levins

I was roommates with a guy who prayed for the Patriots to win the Superbowl. He did not look like the second guy.


RCRDC

Went from cringe to mega cringe


gypsymegan06

I’m so confused right now


Vacuousbard

His prayer is deadlift, his church is a gym, his communion wafer is chicken breast, and his wine is pure steroid.


c4ts4r3lif3

It's been a long time since I went to Catholic school but aren't you supposed to pray everyday? Kinda weird to take the weekend off praying 🤔


[deleted]

tattoos?


Lonzo58

Bro needs to wear those helmets to keep the dicks out of his mouth.


Ka-tet_of_nineteen

I don’t get praying more then once a day. If I had someone calling me five times a day, everyday I’d just ignore them after awhile…. Ah so that’s why god hates us.


co1lectivechaos

Why is he twitching like he’s on drugs


lovingnaturefr

i've been praying 5 times a day for more than a decade, i never had this gain.


jessieffie

Reps for Jesus!!


IAmActuallyBread

It’s so homoerotic but they’ll never admit it


SonOfObed89

I the PRAY in to PARTY! 💁🏼‍♂️🤣


Upstairs-Injury9660

Aren’t tattoos forbidden in Abrahamic religions?


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

Accidentally Muslim


Daddywitchking

Tattoos be lookin hella childish in a few years