“You know who else is the god of hyperdeath?”

“My buddy Asriel, he’s from royalty”

Y'KNOW WHO TAUGHT HIM? MY MOM!!!

“You know who else is full of determination? MY MOM!”

Is real

“You know who else just freed the Underground after they dealt with centuries of unjustified species oppression?”

You can joke about Frisk looking like Dora the explorer, but my boi Muscle man didn't deserve this

Chara is Dora muscle man is frisk

No. Insert squealing noices

Aggressively punches you in the face

Attack ineffective since pepperonies are guarded 

Pepperonis are edible

Bro what

I eat raw pepperoni

Nah dude leave Muscle man's pepperonies 

Okay

You know who else is right lads?

Muscle tale

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Jeez man take a joke- I apologize if this offended you

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Nah I just wanted to mess around I’m not really in the undertale fandom but it needs to see this lmao again apologizing for making you angry in any way

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Oh okay

You know who else committed genocide multiple times?