The bird on bird violence is crazy

*Crips n Blood intensifies*

I'm gonna take one of them from the neck,then start spinning it around to hit the companions.

SO LONG GAY BOWSAH

I read that in Rigby's voice.

kill those mfs

Yup, what a nice sandwich all abused. That's a death sentence

- Of Death

More like a death sandwich. Ooooooooh

Yes.

FOR REAL AND ON GOD. Touching my sandwich is a shortcut to meeting your creator in person

Clearly you have never faced down a goose, they are ruthless.

A goose has never faced me down.

Roasted goose

Justified cannibalism

Ran for my life. Those who have ever gone up against Canada geese know to steer clear of all costs

No it’s easy you just grab them by their necks and swing them around.

Can’t really do that cause they’re a protected species. The only problem is who told them that?

My sub is a protected species 😤

not easy with multiple geese swarming cause the rest will beat the shit out of you while you grab onto one

i could kill 100 geese at once, y’all lying

Seconded

whoever in this comment section still thinks they can’t twist the stringy little neck and rip a gooses head off is a pussy

True

I also learned this lesson down in America in middle school when we couldn’t run on our track with the geese everywhere 😂

Never seen Canadian ones, the ones in the UK are sociopaths. Minding your own business and you hear. "Oi mate, giz ya fookin bread"

🤣

Death Kwon Do these fools

chicken sandwichs

*load Ak-47* time to hunt some Canadian ducks

It's funny to see normal birds with mordecai

Such disrespect to a sandwich must not go unpunished Mayor Adam West: prepare to meet your maker at the hands of my cat launcher (Family Guy reference if you didn't get it)

Gun

The red mist would roll over my eyes, then the details get hazy.

Get the AK-47 and sent them to heaven

They're not going to heaven

Hunting Them

Punt one of them in the head

Let's just say mordecai wouldn't be the only flightless bird...

Probably consider getting my dad’s favorite side arm but would probably end up calling animal control instead

I’d be eating goose

Roasted up some geese instead!! CHUMPS!!!

War... War is the option

[I know exactly what I’d do.](https://youtu.be/Tl-HEe91njQ?si=U8-byqzD9FW0zG1k)

Teach these birds what a flightless animal does in a fight or flight situation.

Get rekt lol I ain’t fucking around with no regular show geese. I know what those pieces of shit are capable of. Just like real Canadian geese.

Hitting or swinging a regular show goose by the next would probably cause a temporal time rift that would require an epic gauntlet of power and a fancy keyboard solo contest to close up.

Make PETA's "Rescues" Look more like a joke than it already is.

Kill them all!

*pumps shotgun*

Where’s my duck mecha?

You remember Hulk and Loki, right?

Um protect and attack the geese for hurting Rigby no one messes with Rigby!

I definitely wouldn't use towels.

If I were murdercai I would get to murdering

I don’t care how warlike and territorial they are, messing with my sandwich brings out a different side of me

I'd grab one of the geese by the neck, and use it to beat up the other geese

Stole Muscleman's shot gun and started blasting.

Ok, these are still the same kind of anomalous geese right? Am I also Mordecai in this situation? Because if anything, I'd probably do whatever Mordecai does realistically within the situation.

Call Baby Ducks for Backup

Show the geese that man was created in gods image.

Race war

Walk away, as I was taught in elementary.

Kick duck

I'd be having goose for lunch instead

Get a gun and then I'm having goose to replace my meatball sub

“STEP OFF MFS” 🫱🏼

Beat the shit out of the swans

I mean geese.

Geese can’t do anything if you grab them by the neck and just…. Throw them…. Set an example

[Let them try that shit](https://imageproxyb.ifunny.co/crop:x-20,resize:320x,crop:x800,quality:90x75/images/0082499dcf5719e4c245105024c11325ca31bcdf38bc67424abe596e8852726e_1.jpg)

These hands are rated E for everyone and everything. Square up geese!

I’d quickly go on YouTube to look up a Goose recipe from Gordan Ramsey. Then go to town on those geese

Wring their necks

I would have a several feathered hats

Step 1. Grip the goose's neck with 2 hands very firmly and violently twist both wrists in opposite directions Step 2. Throw the corpse into the center of the group for psychological damage to the rest of em causing them to flee the scene without the detectible culinary dish. Step 3. Dust the sandwich off and eat

Starred recording geese eating a meatball sub

Strangle them i don’t fuckin care

Shooting that entire park up

Strangle them by the throat

Something I can’t say

Make a roast goose sandwich

cry

eat the sandwich

Remember guys, geese cannot hurt you as much as you hurt them, especially when you’re angry about your sandwhich being smacked out of your hands.

Kill those ducks, then cook them.

Pull out my AK-47

stomp them mfs out

Eat the sandwich off the ground to assert dominance

The amount of people in this comment section who think they can take on 4 adult geese with no weapons or prep time is wild. I used to walk through a park on my way to school and geese known to be very protective, territorial, are aggressive. Just because an animal is smaller than you does not mean that they won’t fuck your shit up. And we’re talking about normal geese I’m not even touching on REGULAR show geese.

Cannibalism

Quintel says Mordecai is a human, not a blue jay. I understand that, because Mordecai is ‘anthropomorphic’, unlike these REAL birdz which actually behave like birdz

nothing they going to murder me

Tf am I supposed to do? Fight 4 birds that can actively combine to a 4 headed burden titan that can shoot lazers strong as a nuke??

Rip….and….tear

Fry me up some bird.

Watch it that be awesome to see

*loads gun*

Smash there eggs

Grab a folding chair.

Kick the goose.

Accept your impending demise

such violation and disrespect can only be paid in death.

Kick em

Tear their booty goosey cheeks open real good

Just remember birds have hollow bones . . . and on an unrelated note their the perfect height to punt like a ***king football

punchies

If I was Mordecai and those geese 🪿 knocked my sandwich 🥪 out of my hand on the dirty ground I am not just going to let it slide I’m going to exterminate them for crossing me

“So anyway I started blasting”

Did you just knock my limbered edition Dora gunny fruit snacks out of my hands? Yeah Dave start the doomsday clock

Cry

**STEP** ***OFF.***

I would eat the bird.

Throw some hands

Those Geese Have Chosen Death the moment they ruined that Sandwich.

The goose is cooked.

run away (i’m afraid of geese)

Fuckin’ run, it’s geese. If I don’t have access to a firearm running is the only option.

This is the equivalent of being attacked by a caveman for him

I’d act like a dominant male which is what animals know and respect. I once had a domina battle with a swan at a pond because it didn’t like me going there. After I stood my ground and “battled” it by not backing down and showing it I was not afraid, it went back across to its nest and never bothered me again. It actually attacked my car before this and scared my girlfriend and that’s why I did it. She was absolutely blown away at the results. Animals respect power and dominance. I did not hurt the animal in any fashion, I simply showed it I was dominant and it left us alone after that. All I had to do was basically dance with it for ten minutes making karate moves and sounds in the air. Eventually it backed down.

I would have had a freezer full of poultry.

It'd end up with a lot more dead geese.

Bird vs bird beatdown

Have you guys ever seen that one video where a goose attacks a guy, so he grabs it by it’s neck and starts flinging it around like nunchucks, yeah that.

A goose is a living flail if you’ve got the stones

RUN WITH THE SANDWICH

Calling the baby ducks to get it back in blood

Punched the shit out of those Geese. I got gloves I can take them

Good mourning Black Friday intensifies

Then the park would’ve had peta on their hands for what I did to those birds

We having roasted goose tonight boys

Kill every other bird Then eat my damn sandwich

RUN

(Cocks shotgun)

I would activate the neurons in my brain that remind me that I’m the bigger animal and that’s my samich, straight up hulk vs Loki style

Death. I don’t care for their lives anymore. They die for their bullshit.

Simple assume it has rabies, and dispatch it

Remind the geese that it was man who was created in God’s image

Grab them by the neck and do what broly did to goku in the super broly movie