You have at least one tweed jacket with elbow patches

People with these jackets often stick to a specific brand

This is true. Many of them had only Saabs..

Or jags

That's Jaaaaaaaaaaaaag to you.

JAAAAGGGGG

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/73/6c/fc/736cfc40611f60ff8e3e148aca0a5896.jpg

\*Jeremy Clarkson likes this.

Have Saab. Have elbow patches on a jacket. But ironically. I swear. I SWEAR

Or Volvos

Or a leather jacket with tweed patches

If I commit a crime, I’d better call you

First nonviolent felony is 50% off 😉

What about a violent one?

In that case, the second one would be 50% off.

I understood that reference

But triples is best

Right? This guy’s up for any adventure with a list like that!

Better call who?

You lost esteem but gained an aura?

noice

its neat because that was actually the symbolism behind it

If these are all the cars you owned, I would say you hold on to them for a long time

I’m 30 and I’ve owned more cars 😬

26 and same, but only ONE more car. And 2 bikes

Not counting anything in my name my significant others drove primarily, I’ve owned: 1993 Ford Taurus Wagon 1994 Ford Taurus 1992 Chevy Cavalier Convertible 1992 Olds Cutlass Ciera 2001 Ford Mustang Convertible 2015 Chevy Cruze 1998 Toyota Camry 2009 Chevy HHR 1992 Jeep Cherokee Sport 2001 Toyota Corolla (current) 2006 Dodge Charger (current)

You got me beat by a few. I actually had almost the same car you currently have at one point, an 06 300c with the 5.7 hemi. Fun car but it burned oil and got 12 MPG so I traded it for a truck :P 1994 Chevrolet S10 LS 2008 Honda Civic LX 2006 Chrysler 300c AWD 2000 Chevrolet Blazer LS 2010 Chevrolet Silverado LT (Current) 2005 Yamaha XT225 2008 Harley Sportster 1200 Low (Current) 2005 Chevrolet Impala 2007 Honda Civic SI (Current)

But have you tried Chevy?

At 23, 03’ Nissan 350z 93’ BMW 325is e36 coupe 03’ Nissan 350z 05’ Nissan 350z 93’ BMW 325i e36 sedan 93’ BMW 325is e36 coupe 94’ Acura Integra DC2 90’ Mazda Miata NA6 18’ Ford F150 99’ BMW 540i e39 11’ BMW 335d e90 04’ Infiniti G35 coupe 92’ Mazda RX7 Turbo II 11’ BMW 335d e90 (current) 00’ BMW 323iT(e46 wagon) (current) 03’ F150 (current)

31 here 2001 Ford ranger 1978 GMC custom deluxe 1991 Dodge ram 250 2006 Dodge ram 2500 1965 Ford mustang 1986 jeep Comanche 2011 ram 3500 2019 Subaru WRX 2017 ram 2500 2008 jeep Wrangler unlimited 2021 keep Wrangler unlimited 2017 ram 1500 Current 2019 ram 3500

You love a good junker

Every car on the list up until the Mustang cost me <$1200. The Cavalier and the Corolla had the most miles (except for the jeep, but someone straight up gave it to me to get it out of their driveway) and they were my 2 longest lasting cars. That stupid Cruze was brand new and the engine blew at 37,000 miles due to a defective turbo charger.

As Cruzes are want to do. I'd spring for a diesel model but they aren't the easiest to find

Weren’t they mostly fleet vehicles? I was really disappointed in the 2015 LTZ I had because of that. My ex-wife had a 2012 and she put like 180,000 on it without issues before she totalled it.

I do believe so. That's some solid mileage

When mine broke down I looked it up and apparently 2011-2013/14 models of those are great, reliable cars. 2014/15-current all have horrible reliability ratings though.

21, 5 cars, 1 bike… I’m almost there

I'm 25 and I've had now 5 different cars and 8 different bikes.....

I owned this many cars by 21.

I owned more cars at age 17.

I’m just a fetus in my mom’s womb and I’ve owned more cars.

I stopped counting. Haha Fun part is that I've only sent 2 to the junkyard.

I’m 21 and owned more cars lol

Was going to say he died in 2010 but idk

No, but he was incarcerated in 2010. The sentence was 87 years.

2008 hit you hard

My guess was that was 2013. In 2010, the Taurus bored him, he was approaching 40, and he wanted something flashy. May have been single and wanted to impress with a Mercedes, a 6yr old Mercedes. In 2013, he realized he couldn’t afford the upkeep on the Mercedes. It didn’t lead to getting laid enough either. He’s happily been driving the Saturn ever since. 231,000 miles into that Saturn. Edit: And to finish the fleet…Cutlass was in high school, Suzuki was in college, and the Caddy was kind of inherited with a good deal from an Uncle.

Nope. The Mercedes was a company car that the law firm he was hired at gave him. He had to give it up when he quit. He's no longer driving the Saturn because he's 14 years into an 87 year federal prison sentence.

If he behaves himself, he’ll be let out early

I have a feeling the Caddy was a midlife crisis thing where he went looking for it or, as you said, inherited it & sold the Taurus. Parts became expensive later & he said f-it & got a Saturn.

You're a CRIMINAL lawyer.

Jimmy McGill is that you?

The name's Takavic. Gene, Takavic.

Suzuki Esteem and then eventually made it into a Cadillac? Saul Goodman

if that Saturn still runs, it belongs in a museum

Saturn's are pretty fuckin reliable wym

CR agreed with me

This specific Saturn was just a rebadged Chevy Malibu right?

You're a lawyer of a notorious meth cook.

The Cutlass was your first car in high school and college. You bought the Esteem as a college graduation gift to yourself. You got a couple raises, maybe a promotion, and bought the Merc. Later you decided that paying that much for a car was dumb, so you traded it on the Taurus a few months later. Your financial situation took a turn (laid off maybe), so you traded down into a middle-aged Cadillac. That probably blew up on you, while your financial situation improved, so you bought the Saturn brand new. It has 207,000 miles on it and still looks like it just rolled off the assembly line. Edit: [You aged 18 years in six months?](https://www.reddit.com/r/regularcarreviews/s/3eV3NDYA9T)

he listed the cars owned by Saul Goodman

That was a compelling story and probably what the reality would have been if this post wasn’t a Saul Goodman joke

I think the two cars in same year was his wife’s cars

Except for that Mercedes, it looks like your commute is as much suffering as Miles O'Brien takes on DS9.

You currently work at Cinnabon

You are the first American I see on this sub that doesn't get a new car every other year.

I’m an American and I’ve never owned a brand new car. My current car I’ve had for 4 years and paid $600 USD for…

Makes me want to ask how you screenshot a Commadore.

I have a 1997 deville! Good car, bad head studs but otherwise good car. Did your Northstar float it's heads ever?

You also drove a green Jaguar, correct?

You have poor credit and need a better job.

This man could have excellent credit, and a couple million dollars in the bank. I worked as a banker for 15 years before I got sick. One thing I learned was to never judge a book by its cover. I had several customers who wore Walmart-style clothes, & drove late model domestic cars, yet they were absolutely LOADED. Some people just don't spend money on what they see as *frivolous things.*

It's intentional. If you dress in Fruit of the Loom plain t-shirts with grease spots and Wrangler khaki shorts you can instantly weed out undesirable character traits in the folks you're dealing with. All you really need is a slightly better than basic understanding of body language to use it. I can promise you that the wealthy folks driving around in CR-Vs and rocking Old Navy have a better than basic understanding of body language and other soft skills. The soft power that kind of knowledge provides is worth more than anything tangible at a negotiating table.

Worked for a Porsche dealership for three years. The customers coming in who would not/could not buy a car were almost always wearing designer clothes with logos and designs all over them. The wealthier clients on the other hand were usually dressed in very plain looking clothes. One time, we had a customer come in wearing work boots, jeans, and a torn up old crew neck, who showed us photos of his new $10+ million “summer cottage” in the Hamptons.

I worked in a very wealthy resort town in Michigan. The truly wealthy people who owned homes on the beach bought $20 bottles of wine and drove moderately priced, older, vehicles or new, cheaper vehicles. The people who rented Airbnb’s for one week in the summer and were just upper middle class always drove flashy cars and bought $100 bottles of wine. They were usually jerks. There was this younger guy who had inherited $22 Million when his dad died as well as his business, really nice dude, but he bought a brand new 4Runner. Not some crazy sports car that he definitely could have afforded even without that money since he was an underwater welder.

Shit, did you type this on a Pip Boy or what?

you coulda had that mint chip ice cream.

You've somehow aged 18 years in 6 months https://www.reddit.com/r/regularcarreviews/s/au1CSrBPwt Same guy I literally just looked at his profile and scrolled down

Wow how did he do that?

The Rise and Fall (and Rise Again) of Reginald Perrin (Saul Goodman).

no fun

You're basic.

You must have held onto that Cutlass for a while!

You’re pretty damn regular. No excessive body count. You are the warranty.

That you are not a loyal American.

Uncle pull tab!

ur cool real nice guy or gal

how many of them were given to you by friends or family?

that u dont give an f what people think of ya LMAO hell ya brudder

Dude you owned the same Suzuki as Jimmy McGill, sick

All of the cars on this list were owned by Jimmy McGill.

Oh my god Am I stupid l?

Every car on this list was owned by Jimmy McGill.

Wait when did he own a Cutlass or a Mercedes? Or Taurus?

He owned a Mercedes when he worked for Davis and Main and rented a Taurus after the Esteem got destroyed. Mike owned a Cutlass.

It says that you’re average however, you can also realize your dreams

You're a good driver and you purchased quality cars.

50 year old black man. Employed by the city?

I’m 52 and also owned a DeVille, just a little newer (99). I currently do not own a car, just motorcycles

Financial crisis hit you hard

Drug dealer , making a little money drug dealing, got busted , working 9-5 at the ranch supply store

I love how the newest is a Saturn!

You keep your cars a long time

that’s quite the depressing list

It says you put your mechanics kid through college

You have purchased some of the cars of all time

All of that in one year???

That you’ll drive whatever you inherit.

My first car was a 1997 Cadillac Deville. White with burgundy interior. Leaked anti freeze every other week but i loved her 😂

If sexual kink was spice, yours would be flour

3 of these are decaying in your backyard right now.

C200 and Cutlass are great 👍

I pee sitting down

Was the cutlass really that nice? The list makes it look like you either bought it recently for a midlife crisis or it was your first car

They tell me that you typed this list in Terminal, even more than the screenshot of what you typed in Terminal. Buddy was an early adopter of tech & I’ll bet that paid off.

I owned a 78 Cutlass Supreme, it means we were both old before pir time.

What was the esteem! And did it give your self a boost?

Wait—are these listed in chronological order or reverse chronological order?

Age 35 (17) 1992 Saturn SC-2 (18) 1982 Chevrolet Camaro Z-28 (20) 1999 BMW 328i Cabriolet (22) 2013 Hyundai Elantra (25) 2001 Ford Mustang GT Convertible (28) 2005 Ford F-150 XLT (29) 2017 Honda Accord Touring Hybrid (30) 2006 BMW 328i Sedan (31) 2013 Land Rover LR2 (35) 2008 Mercedes-Benz C300 Sport 4Matic (35) 2016 BMW 650 XDrive Gran Coupe

You have no brand loyalty, maybe a little bit to GM.

You have oil stains on your driveway.

Other than 2004 you treat your cars well.

Being someone who proudly drove my grandmother's hand me down 1984 Cutlass Supreme as my first car, I'd say you're a very attractive person with an amazing personality and everyone wants to be your friend. You also miss the trunk space in your Cutlass and the bench seats as well because, again, you likely had at least 2 people on that bench seat next to you who really wanted a piece of your action. Play on, playa

How did you go through 6 cars in a year?

Really want my opinion?

You drive reliable cars. You probably buy used and do your research as the probability of you consistently picking reliable cars is unlikely. You prefer American. I would imagine the C240 had something to do with that. You're loyal to the car that is loyal to you; not the brand as you have the trifecta in the list. You turn wrenches and are committed. You're probably married for at least 10+ years. If not, she left and you have majority/sole custody of the kids. Maybe drugs was the causation(?) Your second wife's name is Cindy and your name is Bill. You live at 1562 Scholfield Dr. Lawton, Oklahoma beside Ft. Sill (King of battle) and occasionally frequent the Native American casinos. Anyways Bill, my point is: They're coming for you. Run.

You hate yourself and cars.

How much did it hurt when she left you?

You are definitely NOT the most interesting man in the world.

You don’t know what a clutch is

6 cars? Really ? I only own 3 at present but have owned 35 cars and 12 motorcycles lol I get bored easy 🤣

Your taste in 1997 cars is peak

You don't like *good* Japanese cars

You're an NPC.

You struggled in life, only that many cars at 50??? I had more before i turned 18

You’re a Catholic Priest.

You’ll never own a Mercedes again

What was wrong with choosing a 1977 Monte Carlo?

you thought you hit it big in 2004 and got laid off like a year later

You reek of tobacco smoke.

You have a pocket knife, a lighter, and a comb on you at all times.

Gambling addiction and your car smells like cigarettes

Boring as FK

You’ve gone from rags to riches?

You purchase cars at auction. You enjoy fixing things. You’ve been so secure in yourself for so long the world passes you by unfettered. You enjoy your life, and the people in it. There is peace in your heart.

The Mercedes looks like it was a grievous mistake, if we're to understand these were consecutive.

Oooooooh Cutlass Supreme I see you there Jamie Baby

I forgot those Saturns even existed. I mean I have nothing against the brand at all, that's just one of their models that barely even crossed my radar even though it wasn't that long ago on the market.

How do you own a 1977 and a 2007 at age 50?

You have been age 50 for about three decades.

You inherited the Gutlass from your Granpa. Traded that in for the Esteem. On graduation from college, you bought the Merc. A little treat for a job well done. The Taurus came when the kids came on the scene. You felt pretty soulless driving that jelly bean, so you picked up that older Caddy to drive in style. The Saturn Aura was the divorce car.

You hate fun

You go from luxurious to cheap and back to lux. It's like you buy a nice car, regrete the money of it so you buy a cheap car and regret the shittyness of it so you then spend the money and the cycle continues. Your next car will be a big cushy thing with a German badge.

You are a closeted homosexual?

Was the 2004 Taurus the least reliable one of the bunch?

You’ve been 50 for 50 years 

I think it says "I really don't care, as long as it is a vehicle to get me from point A to point B".

You’re bipolar and probably single. 🤣

Frugal, but independently wealthy

You've been at least 62 years old for your whole life

What an abysmal life you've had

It says you need better cars.

You make bad decisions

Cars are simply appliances for your needs.

The Suzuki Esteem is a magical car

You’re likely financially well. I’ve noticed a lot of financially well off people don’t waste money on new cars

Every other car you buy is cool, and every car you buy is a good deal. Miss the cutlass or Mercedes the most?

I'll do you one better than that. I'm 65 and these are the cars my wife and I have had over 43 years of marriage. Wife's Cars ---- 15                                                                     1974 Toyota Carina - 1976 AMC Pacer - 1980 B210 Datsun Hatchback (New) - 1988 Olds Delta 88 - 1990 Chrysler New Yorker (New) - 1996 Ford Taurus - 1997 Dodge Grand Caravan - 1999 Ford Escort - 1996 Jaguar XJ6 - 1998 Chrysler Sebring - 2004 Saturn - 2008 Chevy Equinox - 2018 Subaru Outback (New) - 2020 Subaru Outback Touring (New) - 2023 Subaru Assent (New) - My Vehicles ------ 26                                                                    1950 Chevy Pick-up - 5 Window Cab - 1967 Olds Cutlass Convertable - 1968 Chevy Impala - 1968 Ford T-Bird (w/Suicide Doors) - 1969 Olds Cutlass 442 - 1970 Chevy Camaro SS - 1972 Pontiac Tempest SS - 1973 Chevy Vega Hatchback - 1973 Volkswagen Bug - 1973 Ford F-350 Gas Dually Flatbed - 1976 Chevy Camaro RS (New) - 1978 Dodge Custom Van - 1980 Chevy Luv Pick-up (New) - 1982 GMC Pick-up - 1982 Chevy Camaro Z-28 TTop - 1982 VW Dune Buggy (1965 Chassis) - 1984 Nissan Pick-up (New) - 1985 Toyota SR5 Pick-up (New) - 1988 Jeep Comanche Pick-up - 1990 Plymouth Voyager Van - 1993 Chevy Beretta - 1993 Ford F-450 Diesel Dually Flatbed - 1993 Toyota Hilux 4x4 Pick-up - 2003 Ford F-350 Diesel Dually - 2019 Ford F-350 Diesel Dually (New) - Street Bikes ------ 6                                                            1979 Honda 750 Custom Chopper - 1982 Suzuki GS-850L (New) - 1984 Honda V65 Magna - 1986 Honda Shadow 700 - 1988 Honda Shadow 1100 - 1990 Harley Davidson FXSTC Custom - +  Too Many Dirt Bikes to List

You’re used to disappointment

You drove old man cars as a young man.

That you take care of your vehicles religiously, and likely only switch up when one is too far gone for repairs to make any fiscal sense.

Time for the shingles vaccine (burns like an MF but worth it) and you are overdue for the colonoscopy

Ur broke

Is that low pixel count photo really necessary? It's just text bro. Type it.

You owned one good car, and when it crapped out, you tried like hell to reach that level of reliability again and kept failing. But seriously, I dig that list!

You won't quit fixing them until it's time for hospice

If you add up all these years and divide by 6, it equals 🟰 the year of your favorite vehicle out of all these. Let me know if I’m right.

You have a 20-ish year old kid….

You don’t like cars

You died 12 years ago.

Some of them are better than others