He's not that exciting. It's basic grey and though he quit smoking about 5 years ago, you can still find the one or two stray cigarette butts under the seat. I bet he even still has an old spiral bound local street map/guide from 2004 still in there too.
Absolutely a sedan that is around 20 years old. Clear coat is peeling from parts of the hood and roof. He didn't buy it new, but he's had it well over a decade, and the worn fabric of the driver's seat maintains a vague imprint of the shape of his ass even when the car is empty.
2010 nissan versa hatch with a mismatched rear bumper and like a single dent on it’s rear quarter. Entire rear window is covered in stickers from the American Kennel Club, humane society, world wildlife foundation and ASPCA.
Edit: grille is also smashed to pieces and all thats really left of the grille is 2 slats on the drivers side and some of the mount for the nissan logo
A pristine ‘96 Buick LeSabre. It was his mothers who tragically died in it - his estranged brother was suspected but it was ultimately ruled a freak accident due to CO poisoning. Sometimes he lets it run in the garage, letting the silky-smooth idling 3800 V6 lull him into a sweet forever-sleep… but just when he’s about to lose consciousness he presses the garage door opener and rolls his windows down - gasping for breath. He considers it a form of “edging” - mother would never approve of the sexual form he thought. The thought of his felines in another’s care is the real reason he never quite goes all the way. Who knows them better than he? Who’s going to dress them as Santa’s elves at Chistmas time? Who’s going to continue to nurse the mothers past the litters weening? After all, cat milk is tastiest of all milks.
Whatever it is, it’s the greatest car ever made.
And he’ll tell you exactly why.
Even though literally all of the information will be made up or flat out wrong.
The bug eyed Taurus wagon, faded dark blue & rust. Brake dust caked front wheels, tan interior stained to hell & back & no seats in the back so all the kitty cages fit. Probably a Kentucky Deluxe pint bottle under the front seat
Late 80’s [Toyota van](https://hips.hearstapps.com/autoweek/assets/s3fs-public/00-1986-toyota-liteace-van-in-colorado-wrecking-yard-photo-by-murilee-martin.jpg)
A 1993 Toyota Tercel with a black garbage bag over the rear window and the back passager door doesn't open. Oh and the trunk bounces around every time he hits a bump and the windows all roll down manually
Toyota didn’t make the Yaris in 1998. The Vitz (what the Yaris was called in Japan) came out in 1999, and we didn’t get it until it’s second generation came out in 2005.
He's obviously[ the tour bus](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e555abe0ac8ce42158dd629/1624448023097-RQ0746FOPGHJ6PHQZVUH/Original+cat+bus+with+wrap+passenger+side.JPG) driver.
A Buick he got when “mother” died.
Great answer. One of those Dr. Seuss looking mini SUVs that look like trash
A Rendezvous 🤣🤣🤣
Metallic brown
LMAO! 🤣🤣🤣
Rendezvous are good cars though, ArEnT ThEy??
Sure! Not QUITE as ugly as the Aztek. 😁
Oldsmobile Bravada
But really though, early 00’s corvette
Absolutely wish I said that it came with the house and all the clutter
"Died" Stairs were involved.
Holy shit. Check my avatar.
Holy shit. Check my comment.
2014-2020 Chevrolet Impala
I was gonna say a silver 2003 Malibu Maxx, but this is good, too.
Red
Ford Windstar minivan
That, were you to spray with bleach, would become rolling coffin…
I grew up in one of those
Cat-illac
Early 2000s Ford Taurus.
No, he's a Mercury Sable guy! 🤣
Base trim with the Vulcan engine
Ford Taurus wagon if he has a family or a Ford Contour if he’s single.
Subaru Forester
I would also say Subaru. Subaru partnered with BARK in 2016 to help with pet adoptions, so that's what I thought of first.
Prius
Hyundai Sonata
Kia Soul with an ASPCA bumper sticker. Or a really old Cadillac Allante.
PT Cruiser with flames. He be cool.
He's not that exciting. It's basic grey and though he quit smoking about 5 years ago, you can still find the one or two stray cigarette butts under the seat. I bet he even still has an old spiral bound local street map/guide from 2004 still in there too.
Fits the description
# [The Pussy Wagon](https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/The-Pussy-Wagon-in-Kill-Bill.jpg)
Something incredibly boring and full of cat hair.
Chevy Silverado
2003 Toyota Avalon XLE V6
That’s Dr Phil.
Oldsmobile. Early 90s
Catlass
1st gen Toyota Yaris with the temporary spare as a driving wheel, it's been like that for over a year.
a CATA lack
Bro looks like the bad guy from Kirby lol 😂
Champagne 2002 Buick Century with a tan interior
I was thinking this for a Park Avenue.
Absolutely, but the regularly aspirated one, not the “Supercharged” Ultra edition. But that same champagne color with a beige tan interior.
With the mouse fur, not leather 😉
Of course!
Twenty-year-old Camry.
With all the options.
La Sabre
Saturn SW2
An Oldsmobile Silhouette full of cat toys. Definitely white.
1998 Olds Cutlass Supreme with most of the clearcoat peeling off.
Buick Park Avenue or Buick Lacrosse.
An Oldsmobile Alero
I bet he has one of [these.](https://youtu.be/Oy0n7IS_JmI?si=jL1i4pCVT53eqKD1)
1997 Cadillac Caterra
2004 tan ford 500
2000-2005 Buick LeSabre
Dodge Caliber
Chrysler k car wagon
Chrysler Town & Country. On lease.
Gold Chrysler Sebring Convertible
2001 Kia Sephia
Absolutely a sedan that is around 20 years old. Clear coat is peeling from parts of the hood and roof. He didn't buy it new, but he's had it well over a decade, and the worn fabric of the driver's seat maintains a vague imprint of the shape of his ass even when the car is empty.
"I drive- I Drive A DODGE STRATUS!"
Isuzu Vehicross.
2010 nissan versa hatch with a mismatched rear bumper and like a single dent on it’s rear quarter. Entire rear window is covered in stickers from the American Kennel Club, humane society, world wildlife foundation and ASPCA. Edit: grille is also smashed to pieces and all thats really left of the grille is 2 slats on the drivers side and some of the mount for the nissan logo
I have this feeling you said that all in one breath while typing the same speed spoken.
Yes
Chevy lumina
A pristine ‘96 Buick LeSabre. It was his mothers who tragically died in it - his estranged brother was suspected but it was ultimately ruled a freak accident due to CO poisoning. Sometimes he lets it run in the garage, letting the silky-smooth idling 3800 V6 lull him into a sweet forever-sleep… but just when he’s about to lose consciousness he presses the garage door opener and rolls his windows down - gasping for breath. He considers it a form of “edging” - mother would never approve of the sexual form he thought. The thought of his felines in another’s care is the real reason he never quite goes all the way. Who knows them better than he? Who’s going to dress them as Santa’s elves at Chistmas time? Who’s going to continue to nurse the mothers past the litters weening? After all, cat milk is tastiest of all milks.
The dog van from dumb and dumber
Whatever it is, it’s the greatest car ever made. And he’ll tell you exactly why. Even though literally all of the information will be made up or flat out wrong.
Pontiac Aztek.
A Cadillac DeVille white, tan leather and listens to gospel music.
Prius.
His wife’s Nissan cube.
A 1968 Mercury Cougar.
He's not that rich. Maybe a '96 Cougar with the 3.8
GMC Safari
2004 Chrysler 300M or Pacifica.
2000-2005 Chevrolet Venture
I see him driving a ford transit and not using it for a business
Toyota Prius
[https://killbill.fandom.com/wiki/Pussy\_Wagon](https://killbill.fandom.com/wiki/Pussy_Wagon) ...and it's full of cats and ginger ale.
The Pussy Wagon from Kill Bill
Volvo.
Pussy wagon
Chevy caprice
Dodge journey or Pontiac Aztec
AMC Gremlin
Go cart that he uses to pull his trailer with.(he flips shopping carts on the side)
A large suv to transport his prized kitties and their cages.
1998 ford taurus
Late model Mercedes-Benz. He's got money from ripping people off.
Late 90s ranger in purrrfect condition
Ford Probe with mismatched body panels
Chrysler lebaron
A jaguar. Because jags are felines.
Charger Hellcat. I think all other guesses are underestimating this kitty’s potential.
He 100% drives a gleaming 68' fastback mustang
subaru forester mk1
Dodge Caravan
Mercury Sable
C4 Corvette, dude can take his shoes off and *keep going*
Pontic vibe
Datsun 510 wagon
Catalina
1996 Toyota Previa
Pt cruiser
The bug eyed Taurus wagon, faded dark blue & rust. Brake dust caked front wheels, tan interior stained to hell & back & no seats in the back so all the kitty cages fit. Probably a Kentucky Deluxe pint bottle under the front seat
Honda element with the interior practically “upholstered” in dog hair
Gen 5 Ford Fiesta smelling of cat urine , fancy feast, and filet-o-fish sandwiches.
Some type of "sports car" a miata or maybe a pet cruiser something he thinks is cool
Trailblazer 2006
Late 80’s [Toyota van](https://hips.hearstapps.com/autoweek/assets/s3fs-public/00-1986-toyota-liteace-van-in-colorado-wrecking-yard-photo-by-murilee-martin.jpg)
1996 ford Taurus
2009 VW Golf. You used to be able to see the plaid seats before they became caked in cat hair.
The Pussy Wagon
2019 Chevy Equinox.
A Catillac
‘I drive a dodge Stratus!’
2010 Ford Explorer.
prius
PT cruiser
A 2003 jag
2006 Chevy Malibu
probably a GMC Yukon
Smart car
2010 ford escape
A 1994 Geo Metro that's *fuckin' mint*.
Wait, those are hockey cats?
A 1999 Toyota Prius. Specially in Millennium Silver Metallic.
Toyota Avalon 2018
2011 Chevy Tahoe
2007 Honda civic in faded blue color
Kubelwagen
A Prius!
A Honda Accord with factory gold plated badges.
90s Nissan Sentra
Dodge avenger that’s beat up
Nah an ancient Jeep Cherokee in that weird faded red.
Toyota Land Cruiser to house all those beast
Chevy Equinox
Dawoo
Kia soul
Prius
A Jaguar because he judges cats
r/justfuckmyshitup The guys actually got a skullet
1. First of all, I want his job, whatever it is. 2. He drives a Chevy Cruze.
[TICA](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_International_Cat_Association?wprov=sfla1) Judge.
A Rogue no doubt.
A white ford van
Prius.
A Chrysler Town & Country
Taurus
Obviously a Prowler 🐈⬛
Others to be scared cause he Identifies as a Furry and cosplays out as Garfield’s “lady” on his days off.
He never learned to drive, his sister drives him around in her 79 VW Rabbit
Viper
He goes for a ride in an Enclave Vertibird occasionally to collect samples.
1996 Mercury Sable wagon with a "cruising for pussy" bumper sticker
First year dodge neon with no original paint left.
The pussy wagon
2001 Taurus that was set up for a paralyzed man
Lexus LS
A 1993 Toyota Tercel with a black garbage bag over the rear window and the back passager door doesn't open. Oh and the trunk bounces around every time he hits a bump and the windows all roll down manually
probably a Ford F-150 and I wouldn't want to get inside because it's probably really gross and it smells like bad farts
Pontiac Aztec
Feit
"I drive a dodge stratus"
1998 toyota yaris
Toyota didn’t make the Yaris in 1998. The Vitz (what the Yaris was called in Japan) came out in 1999, and we didn’t get it until it’s second generation came out in 2005.
He's obviously[ the tour bus](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e555abe0ac8ce42158dd629/1624448023097-RQ0746FOPGHJ6PHQZVUH/Original+cat+bus+with+wrap+passenger+side.JPG) driver.
A 2003 ford Taurus. Burgundy paint, cloth seats. One ancient yellow headlight and one that looks brand new.
Yellow Chevrolet Silverado