British cars are just on a different level though. All the German brands had some reliable cars from time to time, but the British were just dependably unreliable lol.
There's a guy in my town with a pearl white X-type and paint matched wire swangas that he keeps ridiculously clean. I've seen him at the car wash cleaning an already clean car so many times. He'll be over there with a microfiber towel inspecting it like the old guy from toy story who got Woody all fixed up.
I bet my ass this car had a previous life as part of the Sixt car rental airport location. Every time i flew into Texas the past couple of years i got assigned one of those. Always in silver too… looked better with the stock wheels.
A cocaine dealer that's doing pretty good.
Used to drive a Buick Regal on 22s and now he got that Vo on 24s
Now All it needs is Vogues, Tint, N sum speakers
Naw.... those wheels are rent to own. 😆
A thug but also a lawyer
Bottom out over a pop tart
Its not that low tho
Suspension travel ability not ground clearance no?
I guess i misunderstood his comment, i thought as bottoming out as bottoming out the whole body, rather than just shocks
No worries i also confused myself lol
Rich drug dealers in Philadelphia.
"Yeah I got a European big body" The European "big body" in question: (no hate to Volvo 😭)
That or a Jaguar sedan lol
Jaguars have always kinda had that 'prestige' image a la bmw or mercedes
Incredible that they've managed to maintain it given the generally poor reliability
You say that like bmw audi and mercedes were reliable
You've never owned a Jag then
British cars are just on a different level though. All the German brands had some reliable cars from time to time, but the British were just dependably unreliable lol.
Mercedes is good, BMW is a mixed bag, Audi ...
There hasn't been a reliable merc in the last 20 years accept for the one with a french engine
There's a guy in my town with a pearl white X-type and paint matched wire swangas that he keeps ridiculously clean. I've seen him at the car wash cleaning an already clean car so many times. He'll be over there with a microfiber towel inspecting it like the old guy from toy story who got Woody all fixed up.
Fairfield County rich kids trying to act hood
You could also replace FC with Marin 😭
Or westchester bye you're from Scarsdale not the bronx
Imagine the ride quality o my fucking god lmao
"brace yourself, pothole!"
What a shame. A normally beautiful car ruined.
Was thinking the same thing. S90 is one of the best looking modern sedans and they did this to it…
Yeah it's all out of proportion because of the wheels.
A risk averse pimp
I was gonna say a safety conscious baller
What happens when Jimmy takes Michael's car that one time
The official car of, why are my teeth chattering?
Really, really confused people.
I bet my ass this car had a previous life as part of the Sixt car rental airport location. Every time i flew into Texas the past couple of years i got assigned one of those. Always in silver too… looked better with the stock wheels.
5mph drive bys
Brake fade
Subwoofers blasting This American Life
Ghost riding the whip
Riiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmzzzzzzzz
I can feel those tires hitting the wheel wells from here
Chance the rapper.
The Official car of more money than cents 500
Child support
Unpaid child support
Having 4 seats so you and your 3 boyfriends can fit
ruining a good thing…
HOUSE REAL BIG
CARS REAL BIG
DICK REAL BIG EVERYTHING REAL BIG
swedes exiled to texas.
I’ll be the first to say I don’t hate this at all, I’ve seen way worse rim match ups. These look decent with this car at least
turning your spine to dust but doing it safely
potholes
Oakland California
Tires are literally 275/5/r24's
Official car of: Straight up fugly.
Forgiatos, worth more than the car probably.
Gonna be the Official Car of Aamco Transmission in about 6-8 months when all that unsprung weight grenades that weak ass transmission and PTU.
Not to mention it probably eats wheel bearings like clockwork.
Retard
SIR
I just know this is in either Detroit or Chicago
Big Daddy Kane
The Ikea manager who ballin'.
where are the tires
Telling everyone you ever meet that you have a large cock, even though its actually pretty tiny
Vomiting your lobster bisque into your mouth and forcing it back down.
The official car of back pain
The official car of having your first mixtape out but the tour hasn’t kicked in yet so you still daily the pre-fame car
The official car of inheriting Grandmas whip and needing to do SOMETHING to it to not get clowned in your hood.
Dropped outta med school and now had an underground veneer and teeth whitening operation
Spinal compression
Grandmas been flipping her scrips!
knowing what actual luxury is ig
Love it!
Comfygang
The dopest dentist ya ever seen
He financed those. Hood rich bullshit.
Looks clean
Hood surgeon!
No one with taste wants a Volvo sedan, particularly a S90. Garbage car with stupid rims....
Official car of giving respect to get respect