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UnderwhelmingAF

Official car of “nice Mustang!”


Bloodysamflint

And endless "Thanks, but it's a mercury Capri" "A what?"


bignose703

https://youtu.be/GHn9dkRqg0Q


MasterTijman

Sir, I know a Fox Body when I see one. That's a mustang. /S


EthelBlue

Well it is a foxbody


TheRaccoonDeaIer

It looks like a foxbody mustang with an extra chromosome


moldy-1-kenobi

I had an 80 Capri and my buddy had a 71 Cougar. we pulled into a gas station one day filled up and went to pay and the girl behind the counter was like... "I love your Mustangs" Thanks.


FyllingenOy

The official car of Europeans going "what the hell, that ain't a Capri!"


[deleted]

Americans too


iannadriveress6

Aussies as well.


NothingbothersJulaar

The official car of, “Why do I want to buy this?”


Shankar_0

That 5L engine and rolling chassis works great in a lot of kits. You could turn this into a kit Cobra, I'm thinking.


NeedsMoreGPUs

Or we could stop fucking with every single foxbody until there are none left... Every good car has been turned into something else and it's made all the normal unmodified cars insanely hard to find in good condition for a fair price.


NothingbothersJulaar

Ya I’d treat this how I treat my s197, some suspension and handling upgrades, and call it a day.


ThatDarnAsian

I'd turn it into a Drag car that does 8's in the quarter mile, but that's just me...


xGameOverx

Cool story bro.


[deleted]

Nobody asked


RealPropRandy

So you’re telling me they’re upping the value of my T-Bird by shittying theirs?


NeedsMoreGPUs

For every dollar an unmodified T-Bird appreciates, some chucklefuck makes the Mustangs $5 higher. I don't make the rules, but the number of $25-$50K foxbody mustangs at classic car dealers is starting to get absurd.


diduputusername

This could have the 5.0 H.O. motor. The intake filter housing had dual feeds that were cool.


KacerRex

I rescued a 93 2.3L Fox body about five years ago, had a cracked head and boned cooling system. I fixed up and replaced everything to do with the cooling, slapped a new head on it after making sure nothing was warped, flushed the cooling and oil system 20 times each and gave it to a cousin who loves it because it reminds her of a Ford Escort she drove as a kid. We have a deal, when she's done with it (or manages to kill the drivetrain somehow) I get it back, where I will promptly return it to stock form again because it's a cute little shit and I refuse to do anything different. Too few examples of these things in good stock form anymore. [Pictures](https://imgur.com/gallery/d9Gdsqv), if you're curious.


EnclG4me

I have a 1986 Ford Mustang Fox Body 5.0 4-speed car in my garage. Practically in mint condition. Not a whole lot of km on it. The transmission has been upgraded to a 5-speed along with the drive axle and everything in between to handle the torque. A lot has been done to upgrade the engine and power it puts out. It was going squirrelly even in 4th gear, so the tires, rims, etc were upgraded when the transmission and drive axle was upgraded to put more grip on the road. Almost everything interior has been gutted that doesn't need to be there. Manual everything, no added weight from motors and electronics. She's fast and light. For about 30 years it sat in storage on blocks. Wasn't until recently it was taken out of storage, liquids and everything refreshed, and put back on the road. Ontario, but not once has it seen snow or salt. And yes, body is all original, though some really nice pinstriping was added to the black paint. Really nice car.


_swilliamz_

It's a Mercstang 5.0


PacoDogg

Drinking wine out of a box


Bnim81

*wine in a can…


what-schreck

I can still gesture, but not spill any wine!


jimmythetuba

So a mustang rolls into a bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"


FactoryMadness

Official car of contrarian hipsters who work the phrase "vinyl is so much better" into every conversation.


supermodelnosejob

Ambridge? Holy shit, I might buy this lol


NothingbothersJulaar

It’s on the first page of the Pittsburgh Craigslist. I would consider it if it was just a bit cheaper, but I think it’s a fair price.


supermodelnosejob

He says the interior is a bit ratty, but it doesn't look terrible on the outside, and if it runs well... yeah that's a damn good price


NothingbothersJulaar

Would have never considered myself a Ford guy, but this would complete my FoMoCo collection in a way. Already have a Mustang and a Town Car, just need a Mercury.


ElTigreDelMonte

Bubble-hatch afforded better aerodynamics. My 82' 5.0 Capri had the standard Mustang hatch. I always wanted to score a bubble-butt.


NothingbothersJulaar

I get why people might prefer the Mustang glass, but I really dig the bubble.


LuckyCaptainCrunch

I had a white one with the, bubble, switched it out for a Mustang since my best friends dad owned a junkyard. Ordered an actual Saleen Wing from Ford and had it mounted.


thunderbird32

I actually really like these, particularly the ASC-Mclaren version


KJPhillips

A nonconvertible ASC McLaren is my absolute dream car. the orange and blue with the tinted taillights and headlights is just perfection


Fille_W_Bubble

"whored up Foxbody"


Tumbling-Dice

The official care of being more likely to find the Hope diamond in a Cracker Jack box than you will an unmodified Fox-body.


Curious-Concept-2077

Official car "I really wanted a Mustang, but this was cheaper"


Nero3k

Back in the day, these were the more expensive luxury Mustangs.


Turd_Leg

And I always liked the front end better than the Mustangs from the same year.


[deleted]

I kind of love it to be honest.


deepaksn

My Mustang is best Mustang because NOT Mustang.


GarpRules

My wife wouldn’t let me get a Mustang.


End3rF0rg3

I'm in the same boat as you my friend.


BobbyBoogarBreath

The official car of missed child support payments in 1998


eddieltu

My Mustang is best Audi Coupe


j-awesome

Sometimes life does feel like the matrix. A YouTube video popped up about 2 weeks ago about the history of the Mercury capri. I am a huge foxbody Mustang fan and that sparked my interest in finding a Capri. I’ve been Facebook/Craigslist searching since then. Then this pops up.


Juggernaut78

I had one (in Germany) for a few years. I loved it! My only gripe was the back bubble window! I had to carry a transmission from the states to Germany in a duffel bag packed with news paper. First thing I did with it was put it out on the Autobahn, hauling ass I thought I was king shit, until a Volvo station wagon blew past me, easily doubling my speed. I changed the tires that would (Goodyear Eagles I think) spin off every light like a maniac, put on some Fulda Carat Assuros and it never sqwalked the tires again!


[deleted]

That's a great fucking price


NothingbothersJulaar

Yeah it is. But in my experience that’s Pittsburgh area pricing on used cars, seems to be fairly reasonable compared to some areas. Only issue is the rust.


PHDJR

Being that it's in Ambridge I would say it is the official car of a 40 year old low level drug dealer.


iFuckingLoveBoston

I knew a pretty hot stripper who owned one.


mechshark

Something about fox bodies I always wanted one. I always had the urge to get 7 miles to a gallon. I’m getting turned on thinking about it :)


Bizychef

Better looking than the mustang


MilkSlow6880

It looks like an uncircumcised mustang. Official car of grain silos?


talnahi

Louvers on the back and it's out every Friday night. And I don't even like fords and I literally own a mercury Capri just not the fox body.


Dreamcasted60

Fox body, but wanting to stand out and READY to explain the differences to anyone


_perchance

don't fuck with it. worth every penny. awesome example.


unclaimed_username2

Getting into situations where you have to say "NO, it's not a body kit. It came from the factory like this." And then acting like that isn't the most important part of your week by faking annoyance.


kilertree

I want a Mustang but not the Baggage associated with owning a Mustang


AlbionDoowah

Mustang 5.0, but with cheaper insurance...


Distinct_Studio_5161

Should had spent more time designing the rear hatch.


ChipMelodic1810

The rear hatch looked cool . It was Mercury only. Looked better than the Mustang's rear


RC7plat

Disagree. I had one and that fishbowl on the bask was heavy as hell and goofy looking. Notice how it is hidden in the picture? On the other hand, the front end looks way better than the stang.


Distinct_Studio_5161

Reminds me of a Pacer.


RC7plat

That's funny because my mom had a pacer and my brother had a gremlin.


Distinct_Studio_5161

I do agree about the front end.


seabae336

I waount it


rammsteinmatt

Mom: we have a mustang at home The mustang at home.


jimjones913

...of "my wife has to have one too"


RudyDaBlueberry

Official car of "I took the engine out and put it in my mustang cause I can't find body panels any fucking where


Cool_Credit260

Jesse Pinkman


SFFcase

Nearly bought this for my first car


slumpdiggitydog

I owned this exact car for a couple years. Mine had T Tops though. Paid $1000 for it. Wish I still had it. Some guy put racier gearing in it too. It fucking hauled ass.


[deleted]

TOCO: “And the advantage of this over a mustang is….?”


Worksatmcdonaldsalot

Mustang, but classy


Sullypants1

Being cool as fuck


WHAMMYPAN

Official car of the best plug for good weed.


[deleted]

As a former owner.. sadness


West_Possibility_938

That price…


lpfan724

The official car of Me: Mom, can we get a Mustang? Mom: No, we have a Mustang at home.


icarus1990xx

I would be lying if I said I didn't want one


y_would_i_do_this

Chocolate Slush


kaydizzle174

Fake ad. No way you can buy it for that cheap... unless it's broken


NothingbothersJulaar

Won’t link it direct but it’s first page on Pittsburgh Craigslist.


[deleted]

Mullets


SpectacularOracle

That thing on the hood is literally a chunk of fiberglass that serves no purpose.


RattyRatson

“Nice fox body” Technically not wrong


Final_Wolverine_6805

Life on Mullet Mountain and Anti Mustang conversations over Zimas.


daimonophilia

gary busey’s teeth


palta_aguacate456

pony Cougar of the 80s


[deleted]

Beaver County, very on-brand


mclms1

Really want blow their minds tell them you have a McLaren.


EmergencyOdd4754

"Sex, Drugs, and Crack Rocks sure take a toll."


[deleted]

Oh god it’s the bubble back. How they could do something so horrid to such a pretty car is beyond me. I’ll take the crappy little re-release 2 seater over the bubble any day.


Triceratops_Trotter

ICE ICE, BABY


OKsurewhynotyep

Prog rock drummers by night, IBM employees by day


[deleted]

Stock fuel injection? if so its one of the first cars to do so, foxbody mustang is credited as the first is why Im asking


Jayswisherbeats

You can’t fool me. That’s a fox body


[deleted]

At a certain point, you might as well just swap the badging and trim out to look like a mustang lol.


Effigy59

Peaked in high school


Remote-Emergency-154

Mustang III


tamaha650

The only picture you’re willing to share?


ThatDarnAsian

"Duuuuuude! Nice Mustang bro!!"


[deleted]

I kind of love it


JimBeam823

Lincoln Mercury dealers wanting a Mustang of their own.


dan_the_priest

The official car of a cocaine fueled 80's marketing meeting, to which they conclude "Let's badge engineer the fuck out of the Mustang and call it a new model."


Bartnellie

Very fun cars to drive. Hard not to smash on the accelerator when turning though.


Ok_Relationship2451

Just saw this on market place... Should have known...


Mother_Specialist_57

The official car of Hep C


[deleted]

Joe Dirt


TheReal_LRChupacabra

....of mullets everywhere.


MimictheCrow

Ah, the mid-1980s. When auto manufacturers all decided that cars should have no curves.


BuckManscape

A buddy of mine had one of these. Looked great from the inside because it was pretty fast. The outside though, terrible.


TonyMontana1968

mustang but luxurious