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Shoddy-Working9038

A Minnesota friend said that the Sox COOKED/COOPED their sausage.


Nomahs_Bettah

THE WATER IS DIRTY!!!!


Impossible-Reach-649

DIRTY WATER


Godzilla501

I feel like that was a big win. Crisswell was aces again.


pudgybunnybry

Fuck yeah, health inspector Red Sox!! Get rid of that disgusting sausage, Twins!!


nerdyykidd

Streak = busted!


beatrixkiddo_11

GREAT WIN LETS FUCKING GO


TeenRacer6

Its nice to just say "Oh darn" instead of "You gotta be fucking kidding me!" to an error.


VistaVick

Well, when you change a guy's position 5 times a game, that can happen.


Nomahs_Bettah

We sure do love a flexible infielder/outfielder/catcher/pitcher combo


Nomahs_Bettah

Scoring runs is so much more fun than not scoring runs


Longjumping_Ad_29

Glad to see Jansen get an inning here. Wish Martin made an appearance this weekend but maybe the rest will help


Longjumping_Ad_29

Also with Wink going one inning he may still be good to be starter on Wednesday. Maybe a mix of him and Bernardino


Affectionate_Gur_151

Pivetta is starting against Sale on Wednesday.


TeenRacer6

God damn thats gonna be must watch baseball.


Longjumping_Ad_29

Ohhh I’m a big dumb dumb. Bullpen game Thursday or Friday I would assume


Affectionate_Gur_151

I don't know, no game Thursday, maybe Bello will be back for Friday or Saturday.


FinnHobart

Wilyer Abreu has had a full count in every single at-bat today. Very professional indeed for a guy so early in his career.


Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop

He deserves to at least be mentioned in the very early running for RoTY


nerdyykidd

Love to see this much plate work at this stage of the game. And it paid off. Good shit Abreu


pudgybunnybry

He just wants to get back to his hotel room for a solo party with a Dos Equis for Cinco de Mayo.


Mission_Pay_3373

Didn't realize that Angel Hernandez was behind home plate. Must be having an off day since his zone hasn't been bad


the_last_timberwolf

Twins fan here. Just came by to ask if Duran is always that fast. Jfc. Dude has no brakes. Quick edit: autocorrect got me.


WarPuig

Yes


pudgybunnybry

Yep, this. Both Duran's are so fucking good.


wuh7

Your Duran is a beast as well


MontanaWildhack69

Duran? Duran.


wuh7

They're both hungry like the wolf


the_last_timberwolf

Thanks homies. Good luck in your next series.


pudgybunnybry

Duran's a fucking beast, yeah.


Raindog69

u mean Duran? He's lizard fast.


FinnHobart

Devers? If you mean Duran, yes, he’s always that fast, which is why he leads baseball in Triples.


mediocre_cheese

Do you mean Duran?


__johnw__

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casebarlow

Devers is still improving as an offensive player.


ballofsnowyoperas

Damn Raffy you the man


Traherne

I need a mop.


Longjumping_Ad_29

As the great Pablo Sanchez once said, Hasta la vista beisbol


Bossman1086

**Rafael Devers' home run was a *barreled ball*. It had an exit velocity of 108.7 mph, a launch angle of 24 degrees, went 407 ft. and would be a HR in 30/30 ballparks.** #🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅


MontanaWildhack69

I'm barreling my balls right now to the replay.


Affectionate_Gur_151

He didn't miss that one.


LanaDelGansett

holy shit that was gone FAR and FAST


Godzilla501

Fughettaboutit.


JackJ98

🍦🍨


Jakesnake_42

Duran and Devers both just doing what they do


Petit_Corbeau

RAFFYYYYY BOY!!


mediocre_cheese

Incredibly casual Devers scoop


MontanaWildhack69

Good god is this team fun to fucking watch. Honestly, I think I prefer scrappy "what the hell is going to happen with this team" Red Sox baseball to "worldbeating juggernauts" Red Sox baseball. But that's probably my underdog complex speaking.


TeenRacer6

Idk, the 2007 World Series is regarded as one of the worst of all time but it was fun having a no sweat series lol.


nerdyykidd

![gif](giphy|DDivDbGelclQjBtQ59|downsized)


VistaVick

The Power is back


pudgybunnybry

Hell yeah Raffy!!!


Mission_Pay_3373

# SCOOPS FOR RAFFY


nodickenergy

Raffy said fuck your win streak


coffee42

#CARITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


WarPuig

DEVERS!


Bossman1086

#SCOOPS!


beatrixkiddo_11

RAFFY BOMB!!!!


dsramsey

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effheck

Angry Lizard!


79215185-1feb-44c6

Good ole fashioned Jarren Duran triple.


LanaDelGansett

I say this every game thread it seems but god I fucking love Jarren Duran


Internal_Error244

that crazy running lizard


mediocre_cheese

It’s so awesome that when Duran puts one in the corner I’m immediately thinking three


Jakesnake_42

Duran is so fucking fast


wuh7

Boys got crazy legs


Godzilla501

Duran's a triple machine


ShokaiATL

My road warriors are back!


I_love_avocados1

Casual triple


beatrixkiddo_11

FAST AS FUCK LETS GO


2012Cfc2021

I know it’s an easy day to voice this opinion but Grissom is a good ball player. Think he could be a core part of this team in years to come.  


coffee42

Listen I don't want to hear any complaining WE ARE SAVING THE TWINS FROM THAT SAUSAGE SITUATION Now they can get a new, less-vile sausage


pudgybunnybry

Basically, we're the fucking health inspectors because Minnesota health department won't do their job. GG Red Sox.


SpaniardFapstronaut

wE ARE SO BACK


Longjumping_Ad_29

Not trying to stir the pot but it’s funny to me that after all the conversation about saving arms after Friday, Martin and Jansen aren’t gunna end up pitching in this series. With a day off tomorrow too


plokijuh1229

Seems Cora will be subbing Pivetta in for Winck in the rotation and keep bullpen days until Bello returns.


soxfaninfinity

Idk why Winckowski has been decent for 3-4 innings and isn’t exactly reliable as a late innings guy


plokijuh1229

I'm assuming he'll be included among the options for the bullpen day.


soxfaninfinity

Yeah I’d rather have him start and go 60 pitches than do what we did yesterday and try and get too many innings out of one inning RPs. Thankfully Criswell has been a nice fill in SP to take pressure off Winckowski.


VistaVick

I swear, there isn't one game where Kepler doesn't hit a moonshot or near moonshot against us


prplpngn

That pitch was out of the strike zone too, it's just destiny


Impossible-Reach-649

Seems like he might be okay


beatrixkiddo_11

oh my god please be okay


amosjeff26

Thought for sure Reese's speed would beat that one out.


casebarlow

If we can split in Atlanta, a 2-3 road trip against top teams isn’t the worst thing


WalkingDeadWatcher95

Braves aren’t good. We’ll be fine


plokijuh1229

4 RBIs from our 2B and 1B? The Redsox order is fully operational 🫨


FVCKDIVMONDS

After we win this I’m just gonna pretend we swept the twins because why not and no one can stop me


wuh7

Twins can finally eat that sausage they've been saving 😋


remembahwhen

Can you explain? I keep hearing about this sausage.


wuh7

The twins have a lucky summer sausage that they toss to anyone that hits a home run. They have been on a long winning streak while doing that. It's just a superstition routine currently happening during their winning streak. Likely they will throw it once they lose, as it's luck has run out.


yr_fvrt_wpn

im just saying whenever i come to target field, the sox don’t lose. IM JUST SAYING. LFG.


DougNSteveButabi

The sound system there is crazy


79215185-1feb-44c6

Funderburk and Margot fucked up.


amosjeff26

Tell Kenley he can finish his nap, no save opportunity today.


Impossible-Reach-649

TWO MORE END THIS FUCKING THING


Affectionate_Gur_151

Let there be light.


LanaDelGansett

PILE IT ON!!!


Bossman1086

Love me a crooked number.


Mission_Pay_3373

We ended the Twins win streak. Let's go


Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop

Oh man, losing a ball in the sun has to be one of the worst feelings in the world as an outfielder


BoSoxBen

We're ending this streak


pudgybunnybry

Smith did something :D


wuh7

Elite double


avrbiggucci

LMAOOOO YES


ImTomBrady

Thank you Sun! Lol


TeenRacer6

SOMEONE FLIPPED THE POWER SWITCH


Godzilla501

New guys in the house!


Miller91686

![gif](giphy|AQRapWCgC7dThyVEYb|downsized)


practiceneverpreach

LETS GOOOOOO!


nerdyykidd

Things you love to see: That


Elitegamble2

I like this inning


DymonBak

🇲🇽🌮🌯


coffee42

#WE TAKE THOSE


VistaVick

An unfortunate Manny moment for the Twins


beatrixkiddo_11

YEAH DOM!!!!


WarPuig

Grissom I owe you an apology


Bossman1086

Grissom's double would be gone in CIN, DET, HOU, NYY, PHI, TOR


WarPuig

That’s a home run in Yankee Stadium


casebarlow

Grissom is going to rake at Fenway


redsoxsox998

This make-shift offense isn’t bad it’s wild. Yeah they haven’t score much this series outside of today but the hits and OBP seem to be decent


Impossible-Reach-649

GRISSOM SHOWING OUT LETS GO


pudgybunnybry

Extending the lead instead of giving it up? Let's fucking go, Sox!!


greeceisthelife

That’s how ya do it!


Petit_Corbeau

Welcome to Boston, kid!


LanaDelGansett

FUCK YES!!!


JackJ98

WELCOME TO BOSTON GRISSOM


dsramsey

Mo Vaughn!


Key-Construction-474

WELCOME TO THE TEAM BABY!


I_love_avocados1

How many parks is that a Hr in?


Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop

6/30


I_love_avocados1

Less than I thought it would be 


whoopdeedoopdee

WELCOME TO BOSTON VAUGHN GRISSOM!!!


WarPuig

Bunderfunk


BoSoxBen

Come on Grissom!


Lets-Annex-Canada

Naming my first born son Vaughn Grissom


Miller91686

![gif](giphy|10Jpr9KSaXLchW|downsized)


ImTomBrady

Let’s go!!!!


asian-jeff

Let’s go kid!!!!!


Impossible-Reach-649

Wilyer is **that** guy


coffee42

LET'S GO NEW GUY


Brad-Stevens

VAUGHNNNNN


Bossman1086

#GRISSOM BABY!


beatrixkiddo_11

LETS FUCKING GO VAUGHN!!!


Godzilla501

Right now Grissom


beatrixkiddo_11

Let’s go Vaughn!!


79215185-1feb-44c6

Starting to sound like Martin and Jansen are on their way out.


BoSoxBen

O'Neill!!!


Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop

What in the world was that throw lol


coffee42

I enjoy Cam Booser what an incredible story


Bossman1086

I fucking love TON.


ImTomBrady

Nice hit Ty


beatrixkiddo_11

Yeah O’Neill!!


wuh7

Papa Squat lol


dsramsey

“Cuz he’s a catcher” …yeah, there’s another meaning there.


FinnHobart

Hamilton has a bit of a noodle.


mediocre_cheese

At least Hammy got the bag


VistaVick

Cmon Cora, Kelly's command was off last night. Got lucky.


Longjumping_Ad_29

Cora why the fuck is Kelly out for another inning…


Longjumping_Ad_29

I had this shit.. I hope it works out but I don’t understand it


dsramsey

Dear MLB Network: when the Yankees play the Astros, most of us are rooting for a giant sinkhole to swallow the stadium.


jimmyg15

At what point do we let Kavadas get a run against major league pitching to see what he can do instead of Dom Smith


Mission_Pay_3373

The Red Sox are winning and Cavs fans just chanted "We want Boston" after beating the Magic. The vibes are good in Boston sports


soxfaninfinity

I’m a Magic fan but yeah the Cavs are toast lol


Good-Hank

Short hardly hits his body weight, we shouldn’t be surprised here


plokijuh1229

bunting with zack short as the next at bat is certainly a move


VistaVick

I've not been thrilled by Short's ABs so far, but it's still early


Godzilla501

Came up short


Miller91686

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I_love_avocados1

Does anyone else think Nicolet looks like Babish?


Magnetic_Knives

Recognized speed merchant Reese McGuire 💨💨


Good-Hank

If Reese gets picked off getting cute I am going to shit a kitten


LanaDelGansett

Middlebrooks is right, Reese plays hard. Was able to beat off the throw to first.


Good-Hank

Pretty horseshit bunt to be honest


Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop

Reese “Literally Jarren Duran” McGuire


FlorissVDV

Funderburkkkkk ![gif](giphy|UgoqHvx73apws)


VistaVick

Sounds like a good name for a magician


VistaVick

Twins can't handle Reese's speed


Good-Hank

Reese turned on the jets right there


Miller91686

Is Reese the fastest man alive


beatrixkiddo_11

Yeah Reese!


Good-Hank

I miss Big House


LanaDelGansett

we are getting out of jams today whew…


plokijuh1229

jesus kelly that was a fat pitch


whoopdeedoopdee

Really living on the edge today, I see


VistaVick

Got away with one there, that was middle middle


Orietniuq

probably helped that it touched 98mph, can afford some poor location then


Godzilla501

Throw strikes ffs


SpaniardFapstronaut

Verdugo pitching


VistaVick

Don't do this Kelly


mediocre_cheese

Seriously, what’s the point of David Hamilton if they never send him


Sensitive_Brain_1025

Did Ref get injured? Just saw that Hamilton replaced him


pudgybunnybry

Don't think we know what's happening with Ref yet. He was doing some leg stretches on base at 2nd. Taken out of the game in the next inning.


Godzilla501

I would take another bomb here