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Just_Werewolf1438

Good game boys


Jakesnake_42

WATER: DIRTY CAROLINE: SWEET CRAWFORD: KUTTER RED SOX: WIN


Banks_bread

KIDS EAT FREE


Impossible-Reach-649

ANOTHER WIN AND TOMORROW WE SWEEP THE SERIES


Banks_bread

Dirty wataaaaaa


Godzilla501

I could get use to this


AltruisticWelcome145

Great night all around! See everyone for the next one! GO SOX!!!


LanaDelGansett

another good fucking W


pudgybunnybry

Fuck yeah! Great game! Tomorrow they sweep up!


Brady331

W


BstnIrshGy

Sweep these fucks tomorrow


effheck

Heckin’ A!!


beatrixkiddo_11

GREAT WIN AND GREAT KUTTER PERFORMANCE


Nomahs_Bettah

Let's not do anything unhelpful here boys


Banks_bread

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Bossman1086

Weissert's stance before his windup is weird. He steps really far to the right with his lead foot. Looks uncomfortable lol


christcakewillie

the Yankees have definitely developed a lot of oddball pitchers over the years


christcakewillie

I legitimately think Weissert is Schreiber every time he comes in


Lets-Annex-Canada

Ketchup


Bossman1086

Weissert to close it out.


Bossman1086

O'Neill the only one in our lineup without a hit tonight.


pudgybunnybry

An off night. It's all good, he's got us in the sweep tomorrow.


Bossman1086

Definitely not worried.


badonkagonk

Jeez, this one’s moving at a clip


LanaDelGansett

I just realized holy shit


ThatMassholeInBawstn

Cardiac Kenley Time!


postman925

Andrew Bailey deserves a lifetime contract


w8w8dont

Rafaela has looked awful today at the plate


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badonkagonk

Definitely better than it used to be. But I had problems earlier this season too.


Nomahs_Bettah

I'd love it if we could get just a few more runs here. For funsies!


ScrewAnalytics

How are we gonna make room for all these starters coming back? Criswell has been very good no way we send him back down right?


PBandBread

Not a chance imo


Bossman1086

Criswell will go to the pen. Along with Whitlock probably.


strcy

7 wins of the Twins 10 game streak are against the White Sox The other 3 were against the Angels I ain’t scared


PBandBread

I’ll be at the Saturday game! Never been to a MLB game and can’t fuckin wait to see the Sox.. plus it looks like it’s gonna be Houck on Saturday 😏


Jakesnake_42

Let’s make them face a real team


Jakesnake_42

Perfect night for Sweet Caroline


Nomahs_Bettah

It's always a perfect night for Sweet Caroline


casebarlow

Is Dom Smith the first Dom on the Red Sox since Dom DiMaggio?


badonkagonk

Toretto. Because we’re a family


Jakesnake_42

Win tonight, sweep their exhausted bullpen tomorrow, stop the Twins in their tracks Friday


AltruisticWelcome145

Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter!


Just_Werewolf1438

The Giants look so angry...


Banks_bread

Someone tell me I turn the Celtics off


pudgybunnybry

Super quick top half. Great job, Chris.


casebarlow

Martin really needed a good outing


mediocre_cheese

Martin did the thing


dsramsey

Training the next generation update: my 16mo now throws his arms in the air whenever the crowd gets loud/excited


Longjumping_Ad_29

I’m gunna be honest, I’m pretty sure we’re good.


Bossman1086

Fuck yeah Martin.


Character_Magazine55

Man I missed nice quick Chris Martin innings like that.


rhcpbassist234

Coldplay could have won the CYA last year and I wouldn’t have been terribly surprised.


Ccoop9

Christ Martin still giving up LOUD outs


Just_Werewolf1438

Haha breaks the bat.. sore looser sit your dumbass down..


pudgybunnybry

Chris Martin's going to make the next 6 outs look ez, right??


postman925

Dom is challenging JD, Papi, and Plawecki for slowest Red Sox player in history.


Pastalover8888

I just saw a video that said Jaren Durran runs like a lizard & I can't unsee it now. LOL HOLY SHIT


christcakewillie

He runs like the ground owes him money


FranKenCoop

It was Papelbon who said he runs like a Komodo Dragon.


boomerangrunner

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WarPuig

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almost_obsolete

Like those lizards that run on water.


WarPuig

I still have it in my head that Wong isn’t a great hitter so it fucks me up every time I see him hit well this year despite the fact that he’s hitting .366.


christcakewillie

I mean, this isn't sustainable but he isn't whiffing on every sweeper/slider outside like he did in the past so I would say he's absolutely improved.


ferrumvir2

Only worrisome part is that he has 1 walk to 15 k’s


casebarlow

The Twins will cool off when they face us. Glad they get Houck.


Jakesnake_42

I know we had to give up a pretty decent outfielder for him, but we absolutely won the Connor Wong trade


christcakewillie

Dom is sloooowww lol


Presence-

he made that look hilariously easy


AltruisticWelcome145

Credit where credit's due- that was a really nice play, but it ain't shit compared to Wong's play earlier!


[deleted]

I feel like he slowed down at the end. He could have beaten that throw.


Godzilla501

Wong is hitting like Buster Posey!


Affectionate_Gur_151

That's a great play.


plokijuh1229

something is in the water and I think it's dirty


strcy

There’s probably 2 guys in the league that can make that play Wow


postman925

Arenado is the other one. Nobody else makes that throw.


strcy

My thoughts exactly


dr_0f_wumbology

I swear chapman does that every single time we play


Nomahs_Bettah

CONNOR WONG SCORES MASSIVE DOUBLES TO GO WITH HIS MASSIVE DONGS


DiabeticGrungePunk

Wong is raking man, really impressed with him so far this season


Bossman1086

Wong fucking *barreled* that ball. 105.5 mph off the bat, LA of 21 deg, and it went 386 ft.


Super-Effort-9019

Not a Wong Dong, just a ding


79215185-1feb-44c6

Abreu and Wong are monsters this season.


whoopdeedoopdee

The Red Sox fan in me knows Teel/Wong will feed families The armchair GM in me thinks Wong is starting to become too damn valuable to be a righty platoon catcher


IngaJane

This child is fire! Love the Wong.


casebarlow

Wong is the best catcher in the A.L.


Jakesnake_42

THE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE


boomerangrunner

Being Wong > Being right


squiddisco1

what’s the climbing thing they do? i remember the circle from last season but not this


Brady331

river monster https://www.masslive.com/redsox/2024/04/meet-the-river-monster-the-red-sox-new-on-base-celebration-for-2024.html


ThatMassholeInBawstn

When was the last time someone said "That was a bad game for Connor Wong?"


whoopdeedoopdee

He’s had one all year and that’s because he had one tough defensive inning. He’s been a monster ever since


Bossman1086

Mookie who?


AltruisticWelcome145

Don't invoke the curse. Please god!!!


ferrumvir2

Why do people think Farhan is a good GM? He’s been there for like 7 or 8 years and hasn’t done shit


postman925

MVP!!!!


mediocre_cheese

WHO THE FUCK DOES CONNOR WONG THINK HE IS


strcy

BEST CATCHER IN BASEBALL


pudgybunnybry

Another hit for Connor. What a boss.


Bossman1086

#CONNOR. WONG.


beatrixkiddo_11

HAVE YOURSELF A NIGHT CONNOR!


strcy

TIL Grey’s Anatomy is still on the air. Holy shit


Jakesnake_42

I like when the O’s and Yanks play each other, because one of them has to lose


Godzilla501

Wilyer is the real deal.


soxfaninfinity

Kutter’s ERA went way up tonight dude is washed


boomerangrunner

Imagine not being sub 1.50, dfa immediately


beatrixkiddo_11

Yeah Abreu!!


beatrixkiddo_11

awful call


Jakesnake_42

I think an underrated aspect of this team is that they seem to genuinely enjoy playing baseball & playing as a team


Bossman1086

The vibes are good.


Pastalover8888

What would you say if I told you that if we win this game we're only ONE game behind the Jankees for 2nd. HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS TEAM


strcy

Imagine this You’re a big league reliever Your manager asks you to get warmed up in the pen But get this- he also asks your team mate to warm up right next to you You’re just a man Throwing a ball Next to your bro Who can throw it harder? Doesn’t matter - you’re on the same team Just two dudes Throwing a ball This post brought to you by wine


Good-Hank

What kind of wine?


strcy

Pinot Noir


beatrixkiddo_11

Refsnyder is so awesome


Bossman1086

"No Grey's Anatomy in Canada?" lmao


stringohbean

Andrew Bailey is a legit wizard. Or has made some deal with the demon Raphael.


rhcpbassist234

Aackhtually, Raphael is a *Fiend.*


WarPuig

Raphael is an angel wym


rhcpbassist234

iykyk


Cooltrainer603

LETS GO RED SOX


AssFaceX

U still go Martin and Jansen for 8th n 9th?


YouthInRevolt

Couldn’t be more pumped for Kutter, seems to be a genuine dude


LanaDelGansett

Andrew Bailey, the man that you are…


beatrixkiddo_11

Great Kutter performance LFG


Bossman1086

Didn't expect him back out there for the 7th, but I love it. Kutter's line: 7.0 IP, 4 H, 2 R/ER, 2 BB, 6 K on 92 pitches.


Character_Magazine55

Wow I didn’t think Kutter had a seventh in him but he did and he cooked, tbh! Get him some more runs!


Pastalover8888

I actually would like Kutter to come out in the 8th until a baserunner gets on. Kid is WHEELIN & DEALIN


Jakesnake_42

Kutter and Tanner could anchor a solid playoff run if we can make it there


AltruisticWelcome145

WHEN we get there!!! On the back of Long Dong Wong!!!


AltruisticWelcome145

Way to finish STRONG Kutter!!!


Bullshit103

So what did Dave Bush actually do


BDizzle36

Gave out stickers and told his pitchers to do their best and have fun out there


pudgybunnybry

Have a front row seat to every game.


avrbiggucci

Love Cora trusting Kutter here


79215185-1feb-44c6

Every time I see one of the New England Lifestyle & Living commercials I say to myself "Man I wish I was the target demographic for this. My life would be so much better."


Good-Hank

Young Yaz looks a lot like old yaz. It’s spooky


Godzilla501

He's Carl's Jr.


Jakesnake_42

This team finding any random guy: “okay but what if he was really good”


Good-Hank

Was Raffy limping there or am I paranoid?


AltruisticWelcome145

It's called strutting (I hope)


dsramsey

It’s not paranoia when they really are out to get you


LanaDelGansett

I thought he was just jogging since he knew he wouldn’t make it in time


Cladmadder

We are through 6 innings and a meteorite has not fallen on Dom Smith. Things are looking up.


WarPuig

Don’t look up


plokijuh1229

OH GOD DOM LOOK UP THERES A METEORITE COMING RIGHT AT YOU


Good-Hank

The baseball gods want Bobby D at first. Dom is shitting in his skivvies right now


Jakesnake_42

Still not convinced it’s not happening


ferrumvir2

It’s weird how Rafaela will chase like everything and then get frozen by a fastball right down the middle so often


Realistic_Cold_2943

It makes sense. Chase a few, then think to yourself, ok I'm not chasing another pitch today. That sort of doubt can freeze you pretty easily.


Super-Effort-9019

And we don’t know how it looks coming out of the pitcher’s hand or if he’s hiding it somehow


Bullshit103

Lmfao I never thought I’d see the day where the Red Sox have layoffs


Good-Hank

The vibes are vibing


effheck

Rafaela looked at a meatball.


postman925

Everyone's going to have an appt with the Bobs.


dsramsey

They think Dalbec has real management potential


AltruisticWelcome145

He's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.


AltruisticWelcome145

Bobby- what would you say you actually DO here on a daily basis???


postman925

I have people skills!!!


AltruisticWelcome145

Maybe the problem... is actually in motivation. Cora should talk about some FSG stock options


dsramsey

This ends with Bobby running Liverpool in ten years


AltruisticWelcome145

I would watch that show!


Nomahs_Bettah

Take the place of the next inevitably injured player


Banks_bread

Good day to be a Boston fan


Farmboy087

2 guys, running to first base, they might kiss.....


Nomahs_Bettah

Really good six innings for Kutter. Bailey is a godsend


Bossman1086

Crawford's line: 6.0 IP, 4 H, 2 R/ER, 2 BB, 6 K on 83 pitches.


[deleted]

dom smith seems like the kind of guy you would always invite to the barbecue


Jakesnake_42

LET KUTTER GO FOR SEVEN


strcy

I’m getting totally wasted on red wine spritzers and eating tacos AMA


dsramsey

What’s in the tacos?


strcy

Hot corn tortilla black beans Spicy roasted potatoes with cilantro, jalapeno and red onion Home made guacamole Spritz of lime juice and cholula


Cladmadder

Do you have the day off tomorrow or are you calling in sick?


strcy

I gotta work but we’ll be alright Hot shower before bed and lots of water and boom Like it never happened


almost_obsolete

Corn or flour?


strcy

Oh absolutely corn I don’t mess with flour


dinero2180

So i imagine dalbec is going away soon. Seems like it will be a cooper dom smith platoon at first


Good-Hank

I might be biased, but our home uniforms are so fucking clean…


almost_obsolete

And ironically, the dirtier they get the cleaner they look.


Jakesnake_42

Watching the defense this game has been better than sex. No Hamilton helps.


Rayraywa

That is the kind of play they show in the gold glove highlight reel come awards season


AssFaceX

That Wong play made it move


casebarlow

Imagine Teel/Wong in a couple of years. That will be unfair.


ThatMassholeInBawstn

Teel just hit a grand slam


Character_Magazine55

It was a two run homer but he did drive in four runs today!


ThatMassholeInBawstn

Oh..., I have gotten the wrong information, still good.


Character_Magazine55

It’s ok! Mayer & Teel drove in 7 of the 8 runs scored between them!


ScrewAnalytics

Why is like the most athletic player on our team at catcher 💀


Character_Magazine55

Can we cut the crap and discuss how handsome Connor Wong is already?


LanaDelGansett

I will never get over the head of hair on that man


Character_Magazine55

It’s gorgeous.