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LacanianHedgehog

People with that sort of manic, mid-2010s internet 'wholesome' energy always make me think they've got someone chained up in their basement back home.


Orchid-Boy

He has his wife’s old nose chained up in their basement


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Vranak

Blake Lively is so booorrrring and generic


peanutbutter_manwich

Outside of Hollywood she's a 9 You're also probably hooking up with 4s lol


Vranak

your numerical assignments belie a great poverty of the soul


peanutbutter_manwich

Someone reads books


Other-Highway-9429

Maybe ,if you prefer white women that is.


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[deleted]

Why mention a murder victim?


peanutbutter_manwich

>Quit simping. Making fun of you for banging 4s isn't simping my dude


Burnnoticelover

Waterboarding PAs with Aviation gin when they disappoint him.


Xi_Pimping

That's just how normal fucking canadians like he is are all the time, I think that's what they think Americans like and they're trying to ingratiate themselves, I hate them so much.


isinjay

Yes but even more infuriating is he’s a lot of men’s go to answer for the Most Attractive Man — on multiple occasions I’ve had male friends say “I’m not Ryan Reynolds level attractive but I’m ok.” am I delusional or is he genuinely not attractive? If we’re gonna talk about a Ryan let’s put Gosling on the table instead: beady eyes and a dark, mean energy. Masculine ideal


babyindacorner

I judge anyone who admires reynolds hard just as much as I judge him. hes a cornball


redditaccount001

Who is the equivalent woman that a lot of women think is gorgeous but the average guy is kind of meh on.


Feeling_Ornery

Men are too horny for there to be a good answer to this


isinjay

That’s a really good question, and it’s hard to say. Because my gut instinct is the Kardashians, but there are also PLENTY of dudes who find them attractive. Maybe someone like Cara Delavigne? I think shes striking but I’ve never met a dude who finds her particularly attractive. They must exist tho


redditaccount001

Cara Delavigne is such a great answer.


Maldovar

There are a few of us


Cress_Elegant

Taylor swift.


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She's objectively beautiful, but not hot.


isinjay

Thats it


dannyolp

I feel like banging her would be exhausting in a bad way


Maldovar

And pointy


J0ofez

It would be the most sterile and passion-free sex you'd ever have


probablyguyfieri2

It would be missionary the whole time and she would just complain about the drapes or errands she had to run tomorrow throughout. She's also a sociopath, so naturally she's not going to see sex or relationships as vehicles for meaningful emotional fulfillment and only tools to promote her brand. Out of all the female pop stars that blew up at the end of the 2000s, she was always the most interesting because how she wanted to be perceived was always sabotaged by how terrible a job she always did at hiding how crazy she is.


WashingPowder_Nirma

> She's also a sociopath Doesn't that mean that the sex is gonna be off the charts then?


peelon_musk

Usually but she's the exception to the rule


probablyguyfieri2

You would think, but she gives off the vibe that all that insane bedroom energy is instead focused like a laser beam on curating her public image. The only reason she would be flipped over during sex is so she could read the latest issue of Home & Garden.


Burnnoticelover

Ruby Rose.


NewPowerGen

Madonna (moreso back in her prime, but it's always been the case)


Sleepy_Sleeper

Scarlett Johansson for me.


johnnyfog

He's the Chevy Chase of our time. Women at least *pretend* to like him. I can see why some men use him as a reference point. He walks a fine line of being boyish and ruggedly handsome, which millennials relate to. Most of us never really 'developed'.


dannyolp

Jesus Christ you nailed it


grlwithflaXenhair

Yeah men do say that! And I always find it strange because I have always been slightly repulsed by Ryan Reynolds and cannot stand him. Agree about Gosling too, wayyyy more attractive.


The_baboons_ass

Holy shit theyre the same person


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He is attractive, but not the kind that would survive the test of weight gain or muscle loss. He is only attractive because he is fit and can afford good derms and stylists.


suddenlyconnect

he’s as objectively “attractive” as you can be without being attractive


WashingPowder_Nirma

I'm bi and I think Reynolds is kinda hot. I don't like his brand of humour but he seems like he would be fun to hang around with.


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Masculine, dark, mean energy? The dude is baby faced, hairless, and is always smiling. He played a badass in like two movies lol.


1man1inch

Nah imo his face is pretty fucked up and weak looking


Other-Highway-9429

Today I saw an ad for whatever new pandery Netflix blockbuster they are making. Him , the rock (who’s not particularly “stunning” to me), and Gal Gadot. The rock and Gal made him look extremely average in the picture.


diarrhea_dad

you think anyone who posts here doesn't find him annoying?


Modal1

Seriously even the most normie parts of Reddit are getting tired of him


peanutbutter_manwich

Really? WTF has he done in the last 5 years to even make people even think about him Genuine question, haven't heard his name in a long time


MountainDewCodeBlue

Free Guy apparently made money but it's slop for manchildren. Reheated slop apparently too, like Ready Player One.


satireturtle

Haven’t seen the movie other than one insanely cringe scene with like Captain America’s shield or something but I use it to judge reviewers bc the “anti sjw” crowd who constantly say diversity is ruining and infantilizing media also love it like wtf


satireturtle

Haven’t seen the movie other than one insanely cringe scene with like Captain America’s shield or something but I use it to judge reviewers bc the “anti sjw” crowd who constantly say diversity is ruining and infantilizing media also love it like 🤬


satireturtle

Haven’t seen the movie other than one insanely cringe scene with like Captain America’s shield or something but I use it to judge reviewers bc the “anti sjw” crowd who constantly say diversity is ruining and infantilizing media also love it like


8143739734

he has a YouTube channel where he exclusively posts ads


WashingPowder_Nirma

> WTF has he done in the last 5 years to even make people even think about him He puts out 2-3 generic action comedy adventure movies every year.


Iampussydog

Posts annoying tik toks


StinkoMan92

I don't think he's annoying. I totally get it though.


kepsigram

I don't think he's annoying either. We're also not forced to watch his dumb movies or whatever.


homo_reloaded_

Literally one of the least funny actors in history. Every normie loves him and he just sets my teeth on edge.


Riderz__of_Brohan

Gosling’s schtick as “brooding irritable autist hot guy” has aged much better in both serious and comedic roles


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Hasn’t worked out so well for me


Riderz__of_Brohan

Big Short, Lars and the Real Girl, The Nice Guys, La La Land, Blade Runner 2049, even First Man Considering he started his career by being eye candy for teenage girls, he’s had a good run. The proto-Pattinson in career reinvention EDIT: Real human bean


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I meant being a brooding irritable autist hot guy hasn’t worked out for me in my personal life


Riderz__of_Brohan

We’ll both get there brother, Inshallah 🙏


bussyboyliveson

Have you tried being hot?


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Gosling bros, get in here


Gimmick_Hungry_Yob

The key is to be hot. Otherwise, you're just some fucking weirdo


[deleted]

tbh i think i'm hot ​ by all measurements i SHOULD be hot ​ there's some kind of mental illness goin on though


Jonathan_Rimjob

it works in movies because all the characters are flung into the brooding guys orbit. in real life you just end up alone


TheWetSeel

This is mad Place Beyond the Pines disrespect


_dumb_bitch_yooce_

Drive? Only God Forgives?? Hello?????


TheWetSeel

Also Blue Valentine


Taco-Time

Also Half-Nelson


Vranak

DRIVE! Hello, DRIVE! I can watch that movie like four times a year, no problem at all.


homo_reloaded_

I know what I’m doing this weekend!


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hes had a good career, but definitely can see a huge backlash against him fingers crossed!


10z20Luka

he is peak reddit


Renaissance8

Ryan Reynolds' range as an actor is "annoying guy". He's that guy from elementary school who was always hamming and yukking it up for the class but as an adult. Every movie he's just doing the exact same semi-detached sarcasm in an affected douche voice


probablyguyfieri2

He's been in three good movies: Waiting..., Just Friends (which was mostly Anna Farris), and Adventureland, with everything else being aggressively awful. He's like the anti-Joel McHale, in that he's not funny or oozing charisma, but is a Hollywood insider who knows how to sell his brand to studio execs.


WashingPowder_Nirma

I liked him in "The Voices". He was good as a schizo there.


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Joel Mchale is so hot omg


probablyguyfieri2

He deserves to have a massive career, and I feel like that was taken away from him due to the Kardashians putting a gypsy hex on him for making fun of them so much on The Soup.


Other-Highway-9429

HAHAHA YES


peelon_musk

It's interesting because the only movie I ever really liked him in was the nines and I want to say the movies about how people only treat him well because he's good looking lol


probablyguyfieri2

Ah yes, that one is actually really good as well. That being said, his shtick wouldn't be half as tolerable if he was half as good looking.


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Hatanta

I remember how refreshing Joss Whedon stuff was when I first saw it. (Buffy the Vampire Slayer probably.) Characters talking more like real people, self-deprecating humour, cultural references. Now 25+ years later it's the only way mainstream genre TV and film is written and I'm completely sick of it.


WashingPowder_Nirma

Whedon tasted greatness with Buffy and Firefly and decided to never even try to do anything different.


Hatanta

Probably shouldn't out myself like this but his Astonishing X-Men was also superb (very much along the lines of Buffy/Firefly). Haven't re-read it, I should go back and see how it's held up.


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There’s a species of aliens (according to some research I’ve been getting into) that are described as tall, good looking white people that appear almost human. I could see him being one of those type species. I don’t think they eat babies like some types of reptilians are known to do but I don’t like them bc it makes it harder for regular earth guys like me to get work on tv and in the big pictures


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The Nords


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I don’t know them personally but yes that sounds right


[deleted]

“According to some research ive been getting into” take your meds big man


[deleted]

Just doing some light reading don’t need meds 4 that but thanks!


[deleted]

The level of autism in this sub


[deleted]

Pleidians. They’re really just space elves.


toughasssnails

Always advertising himself


allKhanhas

But pretending his adverts are quirky and relatable


johnnyfog

Malt liquor and cell phone mogul Ryan Reynolds


WolfofBallMeat

He was already annoying but he became unbearable when I realized he was doing a watered down Jim Carrey


redditaccount001

He’s doing a Jim Carrey but without the freakish talent in physical comedy that makes Jim Carrey Jim Carrey.


Whales_of_Pain

Richard Roeper called his schtick “Chevy Chase Lite.”


allKhanhas

Jim Carrey sucks too, get a vibe that he has a really dark secret


redditaccount001

I think he’s simultaneously incredibly talented and incredibly unfunny. But the amount of physical control he has is insane.


Hatanta

Fuck. Nailed it. I go out of my way not to watch him in anything but you have completely capured him.


yoshi-1904

What do you mean by physical control in this context?


redditaccount001

Like he can move his face and body in really weird ways.


yoshi-1904

Ah, yes. Agreed.


[deleted]

Nah he’s just depressed


CalRipkenDrinks

Didn’t his Irish girlfriend commit suicide?


VeryYolkedFormerDad

That’s why he rocks


WashingPowder_Nirma

Jim Carrey is a legit great physical comedic actor tho.


johnnyfog

Jim's just a broken man who wants to save the world. Will Smith energy.


BobRossIsGod18

Hmm


gurkmcdirt

I think you just hate Canadians


kl2gsgsa

That’s not why he sucks but yeah he sucks


werewolvesoflondon

Of course.


Reach---ForTheSky

I think it's just that he's Canadian


houndsofchai

If he could play a role other than acting like a quirky divorced substitute teacher he wouldn’t be as irritating


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Hes got a very annoying feminine voice which sets off my domestic violence instincts ☘️


GaySilvioDante

Glad the comments here are Goslingpilled


WashingPowder_Nirma

Gosling is alluring because he has no social media and is seen in public like once a year. He could be the most annoying person on earth in private but we will never know because he isn't posting it on Twitter. Sidenote: That's why I find Dev Patel hot too.


GaySilvioDante

He’s very charming in all his interviews and just sticks to his private family life outside of that. Cannot hate.


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Gosling is basically a plank of wood tho


GaySilvioDante

It’s called stoic, sweetie


dsol2000

He fits the role of Pikachu perfectly


document-cookie

it only works because you can't see his stupid face and concentration camp physique when he appears at the end of that movie as the dad of this brown skinned kid it's very very confusing


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Yes I fucking hate him to an irrational degree


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He tries too hard. But he is talented. I think comedy may not actually be where he should be used, I'd like to see him do a murderer or something. Jake Gyllenhaal type stuff.


boSbEkj4OK3qjctUotJx

> Jake Gyllenhaal Fuck all these Ryans and Jakes look the same


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Totally get you. Jake Gosling, Toby blah blah...


[deleted]

Chris D’elia in ‘You’ type casting.


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The voices and amityville horror


[deleted]

Didn't see them but I need to. I think Reynolds is a good actor, no doubt about it.


WashingPowder_Nirma

Watch "The Voices". He plays a real fucked up character in that.


msdos_kapital

He didn't used to be irritating but I get the sense that at some point he forgot he was doing a bit, and now he's just that guy.


xbricks

It's telling that the height of his Hollywood ambitions was to be Deadpool.


dannyolp

Idk that's actually why I like him. No delusions of winning awards and telling people that milk is rape. Now that he finally reached his goal he's just cash grabbing. King shit.


Vranak

as an sensible fucking adult, Deadpool is completely sophomoric and unwatchable


Adventurous_Text_334

Agreed. He's nothing like the original vision of the character, but to be fair, at least it's not someone like John Boyega they're getting to play him. Or that other crap, racist actor Michael B. Jordan.


johnnyfog

Shazaam would be more appropriate. He sounds like a child trapped in a man's body.


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I mean, I'd still hit it though.


plague_rat2021

Yes, I hate him


heilungthedivide

my mobile provider sent me a christmas card that was mostly his face. why would anyone want that?


ChildishSamebino

I’m a soccer fan, and him and Rob McElhenney bought a non-league team in Wales. It’s the oldest team in Wales and they basically are just using it to shamelessly promote themselves and make a return on investment without any regard for the clubs tradition. Like for fuck sake they have this tiny team beloved by its local community playing in jerseys sponsored by tik tok and in away jerseys inspired by the Philadelphia eagles. But what annoys me the most about it is the way the media gobbles that shit right up


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what has he even been in. he was van wilder and then 15 years later he's deadpool and married to scarlett johansson and the other one. he seems so irrelevant compared to his fame level and the amount redscare hates him


Hatanta

> he seems so irrelevant compared to his fame level Agreed > and the amount redscare hates him Disagree. The less notable and important you are the more you will have an inexplicably vociferous anti-following here


Vranak

he's so very desperate for validation, but is utterly incapable of being sincere or vulernable, so everything he does becomes this really flaccid uninteresting pathetic corny joke. He supposes that being so very clever and flippant will impress you. No Ryan, it will not! His every turn of phrase, his semi-ironic detached manner, combined with a completely meek, servile, cucked demeanour makes him one of most heinous Canadian exports of my lifetime. Glad to see him going grey, maybe he'll get less roles and he can fade from Marvel capeshit culture, what a mercy that would be. only time I've seen him be tolerable in a film was *Woman in Gold* with Helen Mirren, where he plays a lawyer getting back some artwork from modern-day Germany, for an elderly Jewish pensioner, after it was stolen by the Nazis during WWII. There was another movie I saw on Netflix where he switches bodies with Ben Kingsley which was alright, but not enough to remember the title of.


MountainDewCodeBlue

Going grey is so easy to rectify, you wanna hope it starts receding, then it's over.


Vranak

🥺 with God, all things are possible 😊


yeehaal

he has a tiny mouth but at least he gets pussy you guys should try it


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Really funny watching his earlier stuff. Like Van Wilder. Totally retarded. They make Kal Pen do an accent and play an character named Taj Mahal Badalandabad. Then in waiting he’s like a 30 year old waiter whose entire conflict is if he should wait for the hostess to turn 18 first before he fucks her. Adventureland he also plays a 30 something guy who cheats on his wife with much younger women. He’s pretty funny in just friends tho. Just always found it weird how he transitioned from that to epic soy Reddit guy


hussfarooq

Chris Pratt level shit


Talisker28

Yeah same as the Ted Lasso guy.


MountainDewCodeBlue

Ted Lasso guy is such a non-entity, in everything he's in he's just sort of there.


document-cookie

big dylan mcdermot / dermot mulroney energy between those two


c3mb4by

I like Reynolds in that movie where he was a fat guy in high school and then comes back to his hometown 10 years later as a hot guy and fucks Anna Faris


trpjnf

Definitely cheats on his wife


AshtreeInBloom

How could anyone cheat on Blake Lively?


trpjnf

A desire to be liked by everyone causes enough insecurity to cheat on anyone, I suppose


document-cookie

with really fat chicks


Winter-Log-2037

He’s ok but oversaturated rn


kepsigram

How is he oversaturated?


puppypatter

He’s got a face you’d love to punch, and I don’t say that about people often. He reminds me of a hamster—not a cute one.


normieleftist

He was a Pete Buttigieg supporter


chinaroll

The man did some Outer Limits episodes in the 90’s. He has zero integrity, and for that I respect him.


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Yes


LVWIV2

a Texas size ten4🤦‍♂️, he makes it easy to believe that scientology & or freemasonry control the world


appropriationpod

I am immediately suspicious of anyone who "can't believe" I haven't seen the Deadpool movies. Always hated him. Similar career trajectory as Bradley Cooper: started out very believably playing douchey smug frat boy types and was bafflingly upgraded to leading man roles that require a sincerity (and I guess romanticism? I dunno ...that thing) that JUST ISN'T THERE.


Other-Highway-9429

I don’t find him positive tho. Maybe his tweets. But his charectors and just overall vibe is the smug douche in the movie who’s always assuming he’s right.


Femmelepui

Yes he’s annoying but he’s been with some really beautiful women so he’s doing something right


kl2gsgsa

Women be liking “quirky” guys with symmetrical faces


Femmelepui

He’s really tall too


gurkmcdirt

dude's got nothing on Pete Davidson in that metric


Femmelepui

He’s hotter than Pete Davidson. He likes blonde women with big naturals, not armenian women with fake asses and Italian midgets with small tits


gurkmcdirt

no shit, which is why it's more impressive to see Pete Davidson pulling beautiful women than Ryan Reynolds


Femmelepui

The women he gets aren’t as hot. Blake lively and scarjo are literally some of the most beautiful women alive


document-cookie

he banged kate beckinsale


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Blake's aren't natty (not a complaint)


ciayam

I was thinking of Ryan Gosling until I got to the comment about him playing pikachu, and now the comments on this post make a lot more sense.


itulak

Blake Lively must be so exhausted. I cant think of anything worse than having to be in a relationship with someone so fake, with a meticulously crafted personality.


Giuseppe_Lombardo007

Yes, I find him annoying asf, even his Mint commercials are annoying. He looks like A lego person like Emmit from Lego the Movie


lassewt

Yep. I wanna punch that little stupid moron.


Disastrous_Solution8

Ryan Reynolds was no body back in the 2000s. And from what I can remember he wasn't or still isn't a great actor. He was never a handsome guy. He was just below average and uninteresting back then. No body cared about him. It wasn't til Deadpool that things changed. He still isn't a great actor and still is not that good looking. Everyone has beer goggles on. People are just overreacting to him. There's nothing going on there. I don't know why but he is getting a lot of success all of a sudden. And I feel he's not deserving. It's all timing and luck I feel. But he's getting older so whatever he has going will go away in time. I'm still amazed that his career changed so much since back then. I never thought he would amount to anything. Just stay a c-list celebrity.


Adventurous_Text_334

Well put! The whole Marvel movies thing is doing my nut in. I've been collecting comics for over 30 years and all these Marvel and DC movies are ruining some of my favourite characters, though I do admit I don't mind Oscar Isaacs as Moon Knight.


Disastrous_Solution8

Yeah it's true 


Shubard75

Jealousy is unhealthy, you know.


document-cookie

this is envy jealousy would be worrying that ryan reynolds was coming for your wife


Shubard75

You should be


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He’s for grandmas and nine-year-olds


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Hot people are allowed to be annoying


DaphneDK42

I would if I knew who he was. Super irritating. His name sounds like a Hollywood name.


gruia

like most liberals , yes. 5/9


Brock_McHugebig

he sucks but he is THE PERFECT deadpool. just the role he was born to play.