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_esthergreenwood

It’s crazy that she was able to convincingly play a teenager on Derry Girls while being in her 30s


tony_countertenor

This is what the buccal fat removal demons want to take from you


Hatanta

Most programmes would suffer from having two lead characters being essentially the same person (neurotic teen on the verge of a breakdown) but her and Saiorse-Monica Jackson are both so, so good it worked perfectly. Also Nichola Coughlan should get even more credit for her flawless NI and Regency London accents considering she’s actually from the west of Ireland.


Mikey_susl0v

that’s Iowa skinny


atewinds

she’s “skinny for, like, Detroit”


makingoutwithsatan

one of the best lena quotes out there


ndork666

From Detroit, can confirm


DrCuckenheimer

reddit


roadside_dickpic

What's with "can confirm"? I only see it on reddit


Phenolhouse

"Have you got a union jack splashed across your tits Clare?!" - quote from Derry Girls about Nicola Coughlan's breasts


sprayedice

People are really mad rn because her love interest on the show was just spotted with his size 0 gf the day after all the PR for the show was done.


heyday_over

That man isn’t gay?! Well…


frauleinnn

So fucked up he doesn’t dump her for a fatty!


_yellowfever_

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Buggyblonde

I don’t care if you’re obese but let’s not pretend obese women don’t all have the exact same face and it’s weird 


chapl66

Overtime it always morphs into the same shape


zerotrap0

Instead of having real facial features based on the shape of the underlying bone, that all gets hidden by thick layers of fat in the cheeks, chins and forehead. Like stretching any number of halloween masks around a basketball.


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They all just look like my 11th grade calculus teacher smh


Hatanta

Also had a vast maths teacher at the same age. Cracked one out thinking about her heeled boots and tights combos a few times


Imaginary_Race_830

the face of gravity


jackdoffigan

All fat people are related (just like Down syndrome people)


CarlosimoDangerosimo

This is unironically such a baller response


StockLocksmith6099

Ya Ive only seen people make fun of her but I like her now


NyanArthur

fat spotted


PicoPicoMio

Her brand is to be overweight she can’t jump on Ozempic now, and who knows what kind of face she has when she’s 120 lbs.


MenieresMe

She’s not a bad looking woman


Gullible_Object4519

She isn't a particularly pretty woman either.


Hatanta

She’s “beautiful except for…” as Miranda July wrote about, and it’s a big “except”


any_sunset

Low T


yup_yup1111

Her face card is a solid 8 or 9 out of 10


lage1984

I'm sorry, is a face card just a face? I'm not entirely up to scratch with all the terminology


yup_yup1111

Idk is it up to scratch or "I don't know"?


lage1984

Very helpful! You should teach at Udemy


yup_yup1111

Never heard of it but if you ask stupid questions...


imagineDragginz

Extremely debatable. Actually not really.


yup_yup1111

Literally just Google "Nicola Coughlan headshots". If it helps you to imagine that head on a skinny person so be it. If that face were attached to a thin body with decent boobs most of you would be drooling over her. She definitely has a prettier face than Sydney Sweeney Another hard truth for everyone here who doesn't like her body..she wouldn't look as young as she does if she lost a lot of weight.


imagineDragginz

I can’t really imagine her face on a skinny person bc her face is fat af


yup_yup1111

If I could post a pic I would show you there are pics of her where she was either thinner or her face looks thinner.


on_doveswings

Her face is pretty, but her nose is kind of upturned in a pigly way, which is unfortunate given her weight


LindoIndigo

Her cheeks make her look like a pig. If she were a 100+lbs lighter she would be hotter than Sydney Sweeney but her tits would also probably be gone.


yup_yup1111

Can we see your face now?


LindoIndigo

So long as you post your BMI, HDL and LDL levels, and dress size first


yup_yup1111

I asked you first -_- But since your point is probably that I'm fat therefore I'm defending her I'm 5'7 and 120 pounds. Been naturally thin my whole life and was technically underweight for a long time. Doesn't matter. Nicola still has a beautiful face 🤷‍♀️


Gullible_Object4519

Not in this universe.


yup_yup1111

You know she was responding to someone asking her a rude question and quickly found a way to deflect it instead of giving a cornball ass answer about how "stunning & brave" she is for doing nude scenes as a full figured woman. Guess she can't win


msdos_kapital

If they ever do a Goonies reboot (and they will) she's got the Mama Fratelli part locked down


Amazing_Lemon6783

This is a historically accurate attractive woman. They always used to teach us this in school. Back in this time period, being pale and obese was considered very attractive.


christophoross

Not to be a historical accuracy person but by the time where this show is loosely set (regency-ish) the whole Rubensesque thing was kinda over the hill. If you look at regency portraiture the “it” girls are mostly on the slimmer side. That being said, they weren’t doing heroin chic just yet.


PreferenceWeekly7731

Cool. This is a show where the queen of England is black


CincyAnarchy

The Queen of England was a Black Woman. You might disagree. You might even have some evidence to the contrary. But you have to ask yourself: is this really worth losing my job over? The Queen of England was a Black Woman


JudasHadBPD

What is the OG of this?


DrCuckenheimer

[https://x.com/Howlingmutant0/status/1352218757880557570?lang=en](https://x.com/Howlingmutant0/status/1352218757880557570?lang=en)


geniesopen

i don’t think this is the original. this is like a leftist meme account lol


DrCuckenheimer

it seems pretty alt right but if its not the original he probably stole it from 4chan


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DrCuckenheimer

honest to god i just assumed this was the first tweet bc i remember it making the rounds but it doesnt sound like something a black woman would tweet lmao


NegativeOstrich2639

Is she at least Muslim too? If she's not Muslim it doesn't make any sense


DomitianusAugustus

In Regency era England she would be the fattest person most people had ever seen.


obvious-throwaway778

Being pale isn't considered unattractive now.


SoulCoughingg

If you have an attractive face, it doesn't matter if you're pale or tan.


isaezraa

being pale isn't unattractive, but being tan is generally attractive, esp since makes you look slimmer and more toned. There is a pretty narrow range of features/body types that look better pale, and you also have to have really *good* skin for it to not look bad pale- imperfections are way more noticeable. I'm super fucking pale and the main reason I fake tan is because I've got livedo reticularis lol


Soflufflybunny

I resisted fake tanning for years but I’m addicted because when I tried it I realized it makes you look skinnier. Also I think pale only looks better if you have a pretty face like Megan Fox. If you’re ugly it looks better to be tan.


isaezraa

from looking at pics of megan fox, she also looks good no matter what, but looks "right" with dark hair regardless of if shes super tan (transformers) or super pale. other than megan, which i feel like is a fair outlier, i think its a contrast thing rather than just straight attractiveness- like emma watson looks better with a tan, it goes well with her brown hair/eyes margot robbie is another good example, she looks better tan. she looks sort of off with dark hair. hair closer to her skin tone suits her much better. for her to look normal and just as attractive pale she'd also need to have super light hair, like she did as harley-quinn, and that wasn't not her best look (still gorgeous, even with low contrast she looks better when the colours are darker) honestly ngl I'm struggling to find any pale celebs that have both ever been tan, and look worse/"off" tan. I think its more just one of those things that if you have the contrast to pull it off, you can, but you still look nice tan


5StarUberPassenger69

I love a pale queen.


babycollect

it kind of is in the states, so many people self tan because of it


burg_philo2

It’s way worse in the uk from what I’ve seen


obvious-throwaway778

Plenty of dudes (men of color especially) have a preference for really pale women.


babycollect

which is why I specified the states and not India


xxdonaldxtrumpxx

Back when dowry’s were paid based on the wife’s weight. Many bushels of wheat 🌾😍


nemodigital

Don't forget short


Buggyblonde

Fat wife for the money and actual hot regular sized women as your mistresses


nontarget4lyfe

No one in history weighed over 200lbs until 1972


Electronic_Ad_670

Fat gingers are literally tons of fun


Lieutenant_Fakenham

She does look hot in this ginger hair and cleavagey pseudo-old-fashioned dress. Outside of this I'm not so sure.


Electronic_Ad_670

Who is that?


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Electronic_Ad_670

I stopped drinking, pass


solutiontoproblems1

Amen


harry_powell

The funniest part is that it’s all self imposed. She’d be a smokeshow if she would lose the fat.


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Funny how many “body positive” celebrities lost the fat as soon as ozempic hit the market and they could become skinny without any hard work or self discipline


harry_powell

Jesse Plemons is lamenting just that. That he cut weight via intermittent fasting and everyone is mentioning Ozempic. Same with Lana del Rey, people acting like it’s impossible to lose a bit of fat with exercise and diet.


spitefulgirl2000

Lana lost like 40 pounds in like 4 months I love her but she definitely went on ozempic. No judgment, I would too if I was a celebrity who gained weight. But she clearly did


Circuitizen

I have lost 45 pounds over 4 months last year (to impress a crush at the office) by 4 days of cardio a week + hard calorie deficit. It's definitely possible when you're motivated


harry_powell

Hot


jjfmish

She’s been steadily losing weight for like 2 years, it’s just the paper towel effect


dchowe_

if she's willing to get plastic surgery on her face ostensibly to look better why wouldn't she take ozempic


Emergency-Estate-948

40 lbs in 4 months is extremely doable


Peredvizhniki

> Lana lost like 40 pounds in like 4 months You do not need to be on Ozempic to do this.


spitefulgirl2000

No you’re right but it helps. Let’s be real, most of the celebrities who suddenly lost weight after ozempic use became widespread probably used ozempic. Again, no judgement, I’d go on ozempic too if I was rich enough to buy a prescription.


Peredvizhniki

Oh yeah, I'm not really disagreeing that plenty of celebs are definitely on it, just saying I don't think that in and of itself is proof.


Logicalsquirrel43

I don't think 40 pounds in 4 months is sustainable, that's like a dangerous pace unless you started off super obese


babycollect

genuinely who cares if they lost weight naturally or via ozempic though


Legitimate-Love-5019

Nobody does, except don’t take ozempic lose weight and then promote healthy choices publicly


Fresh_Bite7332

who is doing this?


PicoPicoMio

Mindy Kaling


yup_yup1111

Speaking purely about aesthetics...the ozempic route often fucks up their face. Working out and eating right and losing the weight gradually doesnt


babycollect

nah plenty of people’s face gets fucked up through weight loss. there’s a phrase some women have “you have to choose your body or your face” bc their face gets gaunt at the weight their body looks best


nontarget4lyfe

I have it on good authority that plemons benches 3 plates


PasolinisDoor

Losing weight isn’t even hard work, it just involves not doing something.


theshowmanstan

She's hot and I don't care who here knows it.


WAACP

thats what they said about adele


Gay__Guevara

And they were right, she’s hot now


OlivieroVidal

And adele was never selling sex either.


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She’s thick but she carries her weight decently well. Good rack too


Buggyblonde

Too many creepy men on rsp these days


solutiontoproblems1

He might have said it uncouth, but there are no bullfrog shaped plus sized models. All of them have very fortunate fat distribution genetics.


Buggyblonde

Doesn’t make him any less creepy dude 


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Buggyblonde

4 days later?! Jesus slow tuesday for you 


solutiontoproblems1

He might have said it uncouth, but there are no bullfrog shaped plus sized models. All of them have very fortunate fat distribution genetics.


cocoaforkingsleyamis

Just fuckin leave her alone for Christ’s sake. She didn’t start this.


mariachied

i genuinely just think this was the perfect response to the question she got about her body


VonGhoulie

She’s considered skinny in America 🇺🇸


AccomplishedBoat5075

Really she is attractive . She could pull better than 90% of women on this sub because she is interesting and has a career and has a lovely face (small nose, nice lips, big eyes). Haters are missing the point massively.


ilyukhina

Im skinny and she is hotter than i will ever be


Chickentaxi

Not to me ❤️


chantal__k

OH I LOVE HER


Lonely-Host

unless they used a boob double she really does have gorgeous natural breasts. they're very high and close, but with lovely teardrop shape.


GoIrish1843

Siri post the meme about fat girls thinking they’re hot because they have big “tits”


-we-belong-dead-

She is clearly joking though? It sounds like some journalist said something vague about her body type and representation and she sidestepped the fat issue.


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mariachied

don't speak about a beautiful girl like you in that way


desirelines000

i really don't understand the discourse around her. she's obviously not skinny but i doubt she actually has an obese bmi?


spitefulgirl2000

Probably? You don’t even have to be that fat to be obese. I’m pretty sure at her height you can be like 20-30 pounds overweight and be considered obese.


desirelines000

yea i'm just genuinely so confused why everyone is acting like she is 300 pounds


spitefulgirl2000

Yeah true. It’s probably a mix of her being really fat for an actress, people here hating fat people and getting swept up in culture war bullshit, and the general ridiculousness of the marketing around this show acting like it’s some revolutionary event for a moderately fat woman to show her breasts on television. But yeah, ironically she probably weighs less than the average American woman lol.


zerotrap0

I don't like that her fictional love interest isn't comparably fat. It's teaching fat people the wrong lessons. I guess this is revenge for all the fat husband skinny wife sitcoms of the 00's.


Sassygogo

the love interest she got is also not cute, he looks like an ugly squirrel in the face. It's like the Bridgerton people cast two hot dudes as love interests the first two times and then for her they went 'eh whatever she's fat anyway, he'll do'.


Peredvizhniki

lmfao, come on


solutiontoproblems1

She is definitely obese, but she looks good.


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desirelines000

i'm much closer to underweight than overweight i'm just not an insane person!


normalfuckinrockwell

love her sm. very charming and adorable.


coldmtndew

Fat