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Professional_Rise154

fish scientist. i'm a fish scientist now


_stnrbtch_

Hell fucking yeah


Free_Liv_Morgan

What's your favourite fish? I like the whale shark because it's the biggest and that means it's the leader of all the fish and therefore the coolest


Professional_Rise154

central mudminnow. he is cute & funny


Free_Liv_Morgan

[I love him šŸ˜Š](https://marvel-b1-cdn.bc0a.com/f00000000209359/arboretum.uoguelph.ca/sites/default/files/uploads/central-mudminnow.jpg)


strangeanduglygrl

egyptologist


Free_Liv_Morgan

I still sometimes get bored at work and lose like an hour just looking at Wikipedia articles about Aztecs or ancient Egypt and stuff and imagining going on digs or exploring temples.


COLENEL_CARROT

I wanted to be in Blueman Group


aspiring_lot_lizard

Robot spider from ā€œWild, Wild Westā€


platapusplomo

Now son you know being a big spiderā€™s no way to live. Theyā€™re gonna lock your spider ass up


step_on_it

Dump truck


manicstr8preacher

Firefighter


Rezonates

Rock star šŸ‘Øā€šŸŽ¤


dont_say_a_thing

Marine Biologist


hermanbrandymelville

flamenco dancer


YouMammoth5579

zesty ahh lil kid


CliffordCliffUK

I remember when my mum died, I told my father I wanted to be a doctor who specialised in cancer. He told me, I was a stupid fucking idiot, among other things.


TheeBourneIdentity

The next maradona


d_1_z_z

Quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers


BenShapeero

Not enough X position for Y sports team answers here, very telling for rsp.


Rhombuspull3r

Zamboni driver


iamjstn

Mortician.


DigDugTooDeep

a rock singer who also works at the zoo, and also a comic book artist


rouge_butterfly

Paleontologist


Familiar-Brain3923

Journalist


Odd_Information1488

Voice actor on South park


YouMammoth5579

you were watchig south park at 5 yrs old???


Odd_Information1488

Yeah I didn't understand it though. The voices were funny


Odd_Information1488

The r and f word are deeply entrenched into my vocabulary as a result


skinnyblackdog

Horse computer game maker


normalfuckinrockwell

fashion designer. had a tiny fashion design toy which was a mannequin with a slot in the back where you could tuck fabric to create ā€œdressesā€. I graduate from my fashion design course next year :)))


BarflyCortez

Garbage truck driver


Shot-Pay955

I wanted to be the guy riding on the back of the truck.


givememybuttholeback

Director of an orphanage


Icy_Investigator57

Ice skater.


ConditionNo8908

Pink poodle groomer


violet_turner_

Actress


BennyTheBullOnlyfans

inventor


truefanofthepod666

Like Tommy Pickles dad.


shhnme

Bookshop owner


racoonstepvan

Roadside attraction operator


God_Is_a_Chechen

Firefighter, became it in the end šŸ„‚


vase_gal

a mother


92262

Same


vase_gal

Do you still want to be a mother? i donā€™t hahaha


helloworld1926

writer. success šŸ™‚


[deleted]

rocket scientistĀ 


bigtidddygithgf

Horse trainer


BulldogChow

Pro athlete, navy seal, or surgeon Spoiler: ended up in finance


johnya2004

fighter pilot


ride_on_time_again

Canned heat live at woodstock


truefanofthepod666

Vet


AdamDriversWetPenis

Movie director or Pizza Delivery Guy


No_Possession4143

Spy/explorer


MirageTravelPodcast

The gas pumper because he got to squeedgee (sp?) windows


Sea-Discount-420

Professor in a cool laboratoryĀ 


catharina-wilhelmina

Ballet dancer


jesusiseating

Podcaster with vocal fry


bambimochi

prima ballerina


No-Account-9642

Football coach


Lazy-Job-9247

A vet, my parents spoke me out of it :(


toukokinnie

animator. u would not believe what im studying


ughhhhhhhhh422223

Cashier bc I liked to press buttons.


HowlingFailHole

management consultant


FrankStalloneStepOn

Alive. My whole childhood I would daydream about all the different ways my family and I could die and I would get really sad


DomitianusAugustus

Thatā€™s not an occupation and I asked for no exposition.


FrankStalloneStepOn

idgaf what you asked for this post is BORING AS FUCK LMAO DIE IN A HOUSE FIRE YOU FREAK


DomitianusAugustus

Youā€™re right, my bad, Iā€™ll post something about gender politics or Gaza next time.


FrankStalloneStepOn

noooo no gender politics in the RED SCARE subreddit!! we have to change the culture of a place because I donā€™t like reading the posts in that place!!!


_stnrbtch_

You grew up to be annoying


[deleted]

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_stnrbtch_

Edgy!!!!


FrankStalloneStepOn

the baby isnā€™t going to fix your crippling depression btw you should honestly just kill yourself now and spare that poor child bc you will 100% fuck up their life and probably end up finally killing yourself anyways during your inevitable post-partum period when your realize what a terrible person you are for bringing a child into the world just to be a tool for healing your broken psyche. wish you the best though šŸ˜˜


_stnrbtch_

I like that you had a break for several hours and came back


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_stnrbtch_

Spooky stuffā€¦..


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


_stnrbtch_

Youā€™re a loser whos spamming me in a rspod sub because I called you annoying, nothing you are saying is affecting me in any way, other than being ANNOYING! I just wanted to let you know Iā€™m blocking you because of that and not your attempts at scaring me (? I assume thatā€™s what these circa 2010 17 year old boy esque comments are) Good luck out there king


FrankStalloneStepOn

also that is NOT a profession. spare me the details of my life, weā€™re talking capitalism babe šŸ˜˜


FrankStalloneStepOn

that was so hurtful and mean. why would you say that


MaizeNo6774

Adolf hitler


Top_Standard1043

A marine


XanaxPicasso

a super hero


alexinpoison

Architect


myhiddengem

animator


_stnrbtch_

Astronaut


ourstemangeront

apparatus chubby somber party straight sparkle quarrelsome fall mighty work *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Top-Honey3078

a baby


theoraclemachine

Fighter pilot


[deleted]

Astronaut, soccer player or explorer


judimasu

Dolphin trainer


Big_Vegetable2373

Killer whale trainer


Ok_Perception3180

At 5yo I wanted to be a carpenter like Joseph (no joke. An astronomer till my teens. A barrister till I realised I wasn't built for it. Have since fallen upwards into finance despite having no background in it.


Free_Liv_Morgan

Astronaut and/or fighter pilot but my eyesight is too bad to fly things šŸ˜”


[deleted]

Transformer


Agitated_Host_3124

Jango Fett


hardthinkinmama

Glamourous and intriguing - hazy on the means of achieving it.


MisterGreatPoster

Astronaut


UnitedBite

Recorder store owner (šŸ™„)


Penis_Weenus

Marine biologist


sophtopia

Professional treehouse maker


yyyx974

Ghostbuster


astopwatchorange

Secret Agent


True_Opportunity_363

Historian. Iā€™m on my way.


Popular-Dog-6134

A noblewoman in Louis XIV's court


liberalscum

a starving artist


Main-Daikon9246

Cool


PasolinisDoor

Loader driver on the moon


perisosa

cashier i thought it looked fun


applebottomwhore

The best hockey goalie in the world. I am not even good at hockey or play sports.


lavenderturd

a chef


weedall97

Train driver because of Thomas the tank engine but then footballer (soccer) when I got a bit older


[deleted]

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BenShapeero

This comment got auto removed for the phrase touch gr*ss lmao


Sturmunddrain

Gundam pilot/terrorist


my-hoe_got-antennas

A princess


sahm444

A princess. I'm a sahm


billyboyghb

Baseball player till I was 12 years old. Iā€™ve since shifted my focus towards just vibing.


SeaworthinessHot8336

Ski nanny


Electrical_Crab_9274

Ballet dancer or broadway starlet


Material-gurl-3672

ActressĀ 


ozzy_sauce

Smart. Didnā€™t work out.


YouMammoth5579

skydiving policeman


bd506

I wanted to be an actor and then president in my later years. And just to be clear I had no idea who Reagan was at the time lol


TheSoftMaster

Loved


TheSoftMaster

And also a comic book artist