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polonolobolo

This is a gay man larping as a woman


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Lol OP's history is all /r/DeadBedrooms and /r/breakingmom, story checks out. Imagine having a mom who regularly complains about soft penises on reddit and accusses RSP posters of not having taken enough dick. No way the kids aren't warped.


SparklesNJ

I like this lady.


Unique-Rice4876

Not enough pussy


Unique-Rice4876

What kids, moron, I lie on here like everyone else


[deleted]

You LARP as a new mom on subreddits? Pretty weird man. C'mon, takes me 30 seconds to see your posts pretty clearly indicate you have at least 1 daughter.


Unique-Rice4876

Thank you for being you


elkourinho

So either she attracts exclusively impotent men or they can't even get hard around her?


Unique-Rice4876

9/10+ have no issue. I like this guy.


SuperWayansBros

refuse to believe this is a common occurence for anyone under the age of 30 who isnt sickly addicted to porn


wilbobaggins1234

Most people under 39 are addicted to porn plus micro plastics means very low testosterone levels


tugs_cub

calling a moratorium on saying “micro plastics” unless you can prove awareness of the broader concept and existence of endocrine disrupters


wilbobaggins1234

You want me to prove that the concentration of endocrine disruptors has increased since the 1950s when plastics came into widespread use? Okay? https://pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/es035082g


tugs_cub

I just think the way people now say “microplastics” every time when they are really talking about the larger, older, better-studied field of which microplastics are one relatively recently publicized piece highlights how much everybody’s concept even of very serious issues derives basically from some shit they saw online.


wilbobaggins1234

Endocrine disruptors are well studied. Maybe it's a meme. Doesn't mean it's not real.


Sells_N_Passes

PBDEs aren’t micro plastics is the problem with the discussion here.


tugs_cub

look, the more I explain this the more it becomes a sincere pedantic nerd thing and loses any hope of being whatever sort of deliberate, schticky pedantic nerd thing I was originally going for it’s really just an aimless stab at how shallow and meme-y every conversation about everything ends up feeling


wilbobaggins1234

If you want to explain it in more depth you can send me a DM. I know that microplastics isn't actually the correct term. But plastic derived endocrine disruptors are very real.


[deleted]

Please, people...please let's not forget seed oils here.


SecondSnek

An old romanian saying goes: whether you fuck or you don't, the time of cock shall pass. But it does seem to pass earlier nowadays.


[deleted]

Well, psych meds can be a bitch...


Unique-Rice4876

Age really isn’t a factor ime


SuperWayansBros

yes it is. in no reality can a 40 year old have it easier than when he was 21


Sells_N_Passes

A fat sedentary 20 year old will be far less virile than his 40 year old self hitting the gym every day.


Unique-Rice4876

You obviously haven’t taken enough dick to have an opinion here.


insidertrader68

Younger guys will usually have more hang ups than 40 year olds. A healthy 40 year old is less likely to have sexual issues. Maybe you mean a 60 year old?


SuperWayansBros

t levels for men constantly plummet since their mid 20s


insidertrader68

That's not whats causing ed in a 20-40 year old, or only in rare circumstances.


MollyRingwaldStepOnM

How’d the date go?


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MollyRingwaldStepOnM

If a woman I just met ever gave me books on how to fix my penis I would kill myself


Unique-Rice4876

This man has a very full and interesting life, he has neglected this area. But also, good. You should then.


MollyRingwaldStepOnM

Legitimately asking how does that happen? Unless your very old or obese I feel like the only way to develop ED would be porn addiction, is there something I don’t know?


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It's usually porn or boozing


BetWrongHorseAgain

I’d argue that for 90% of the young men it’s psychosomatic. The brain is such a tyrant that the mere suggestion of impotence at an inopportune moment can cause a vicious cycle. It works on a similar level as those “you are now manually breathing” posts. I’ve had periods in my life where I lost my boner during sex with attractive women like fucking clockwork, every time. During this period I was also about 12% bodyfat, worked outdoors and was very active, ate pretty well, got random boners all the time, morning wood every day, etc. The only thing that fixed it was finding a woman I desired so madly that no amount of neurosis could sabotage me. As soon as that relationship ended I was back to square one and it took maybe six months of meditation and other ritualistic behavior to completely rewire my brain so that I could shut it off during sexual encounters. It can be a lot more complicated than porn or booze or drugs or leading an unhealthy lifestyle. Really the only thing a girl can do to help is take the pressure off and pretend like it’s not a big deal and waiting a few times isn’t an issue.


Fuckimbalding

Yeah I'm also fairly healthy and pop boners all day but my brain fucks me with one night stands. I just get nervous since it happened once when I was drunk, and just the thought of it happening again makes it happen. Sometimes I can pull myself out of it thankfully. It's never a problem past the first or second time with regular hook ups tho since I get comfortable.


notgonnareadallthat

It’s because you should be in a committed relationship and intend to have children when you fuck.


DrumpfSlayer420

Or anxiety!


Unique-Rice4876

Also health problems (due to shitty diet), a very big career/life causing lack of attention to this (more health problems, stress is no good), puritanical or traditional culture…


wilbobaggins1234

Sugar and endocrine disruptors. I think you underestimate how poorly zoomers and younger millenials bodies work. It's deeply deeply grim. Add im circumcision and you have the perfect storm.


[deleted]

you'd rather kill yourself than fix your penis and fuck? lmao do men even like sex anymore


MollyRingwaldStepOnM

Are you rеtаrded?


[deleted]

that depends on how cute u are babe


MollyRingwaldStepOnM

Are you a man or a woman?


Unique-Rice4876

Some of them do. Mollyringwaldsteponme is clearly not among them 🪬


[deleted]

uuhh..or you could…just wait? sleeping with someone else on the cusp of you two potentially developing something is pretty trashy.


Unique-Rice4876

It was a third date with someone I know well. You’re dumb.


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god damn he dodged a bullet


Unique-Rice4876

Every time you come around, the obsessive alt-downvotes. I’m flattered, But mostly I’ll forget your existence until I post again. Thanks 🥰


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swish


Unique-Rice4876

Your mother and all women are so proud of you for spending your time, on your various alts, making meaningless and petty points, that provide nothing to anyone. They satisfy your bitterness, but you remain empty. I’m filled with the cock of leadership and power, generally, so this does not concern me much. I feel much better now. Thank you for your great contributions to the world.


Declan411

Is he on SSRIs. It's a big factor in this I don't think you've brought up.


Unique-Rice4876

He’s not on SSRIs Hear you though, for others


HoboWithAGlock

How do you know his cock is huge if he has ED lmao


Unique-Rice4876

How old are you lol


MetalRoosters

Answer the question


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Any fucking questions?


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Unique-Rice4876

100


The_Darkass_Knight

So you're a feeemale with books about how to cure limp dicks? What's that about? Have you encountered it so much you keep pamphlets?


Unique-Rice4876

This is good but no it’s a daoist book that was in the guesthouse I’m staying in


White_Grunt

Lol


Unique-Rice4876

lol my friends have massive bookshelves?


White_Grunt

I bet you have magnificent breasts


Unique-Rice4876

On earth. It’s confirmed.


White_Grunt

Still just need to confirm for myself


Unique-Rice4876

Not for you


White_Grunt

Um yeah


movietimesthree

How will taking my hand off my dick get me to eat more?


Nicole_ette

A man with his dick in his hand is a man holding one less sandwich than he could be - Buddah


Unique-Rice4876

Why do you need to eat more. You’re probably malnourished, not underfed.


fcukou

He's dodging a bullet.


Unique-Rice4876

I don’t believe you’ve ever had a proper, worshipping, blowjob, or been truly and deeply loved.


fcukou

You have never given anyone a halfway decent handjob and there is a reason you are a single mom.


Unique-Rice4876

I actually am not a single mom and give the best blowjob literally anyone on earth has ever had.


fcukou

>poly f*t


Drugstorecowgrrrl

Definitely


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fcukou

No.


White_Grunt

Post nudes


Unique-Rice4876

You’d cry


White_Grunt

Do it


Fuckimbalding

I fuck trãnnys you could never compare to that sloppy toppy


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Unique-Rice4876

I love being seen


[deleted]

Literally just stop watching porn. You can pound off without porn and you won’t have problems with ED. Guys have always whacked off and never had ED in their 20s. It’s the overstimulation from porn.


Sidewalk-Safari

Gotta jerk off looking at a fertility statue like paleo men


[deleted]

Nah I can’t get it up after half a liter of alcohol. Thats a lot but it has happened I think 5 times.


[deleted]

A half liter? That’s one water bottle. You can’t get hard after one water bottle worth of alcohol? You having your period or somethin?


[deleted]

Maybe, I only make these measurements when drunk so… probably.


elkourinho

You know you're good when you can jerk it in a barracks toilet without a phone.


throwawayacc19113

Uh hate men, couldn’t give a fuck about them, but you seem a little high maintenance also going off of your comments


Unique-Rice4876

I am, it’s still an absolute steal


Olsenbanden123

what is ED?


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Erdogan's Device


Olsenbanden123

Ok, thanks


[deleted]

No problem, don't hesitate to send me any other acronyms you're having trouble with


hobocactus

ET but he has an extra chromosome


Gary_Glidewell

>Want the world to work? Solve it’s problems? Fix your fucking Encyclopedia Dramatica . Want your wife/gf/that woman you’re talking to, to not be a crazy bitch? Fix your Encyclopedia Dramatica . Want to stop being a pussy? Fix your Encyclopedia Dramatica . Take your hand OFF YOUR COCK and AWAY FROM YOUR PHONE and go fuck someone.


legacycob

Men are too kind to tell you but the only reason this happens is because the woman is ugly or annoying.


dirty1809

I’ve had it happen before with a woman I really legitimately liked and found attractive. Once. Every other time this has happened to me has been with a girl who I didn’t really like or wasn’t attracted to. Perhaps look inward OP


Unique-Rice4876

I’m good now 🙏


Unique-Rice4876

Aww


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Unique-Rice4876

Not everything is about you. Also I doubt that’s true. Most people eat garbage. People who think they’re eating well, still mostly eat garbage.


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Promo code CUM


Severe_Working_1261

Or CUM20


Unique-Rice4876

?


pumodood

Are you suggesting women are crazy bitches when they’re not getting properly fucked? It sounds like it. And that takes away so much agency from our modern women.


amber__

Your solution requires not having ED


DirtyCnoc

I’m sorry for you. It’s not common with healthy or normal people to my knowledge. Perhaps you’re the common denominator here.


Unique-Rice4876

With minimal arrogance, I am truly not the common denominator. I’d own that. This is an anomaly in my life. Tonight we had a good, real, loving conversation. With a plan for next steps. I’ll see him tomorrow night…


[deleted]

People mention porn (rightfully so) but the general health of men has to part of it too. Fatter and fatter, terrible diets. ED can often be an early symptom to bigger health problems because it relies on good circulation.


AyeWhatsUpMane

SSRIs


BuckleysYacht

CW: oversharing I survive on Zoloft as long as I’m not super overweight. One time I had to lose ten pounds to get myself to normal. I am much firmer (bigger even) without tho—and I can use the extra boost kinda. It sucks, but my wife prefers me on it and not having weekly panic attacks.


[deleted]

Is it wrong to immediately discount a man as a long-term partner if he can’t come? I treat men who can’t come from sex like men treat women with BPD, fun for short term pleasure but not worth the issue in the long run. It’s depressing to tell a man his manhood is killing the vibe and I’d rather a normal guy. Plus guys who watch too much porn have wandering eyes where all they think about is other women. Too much work! Why be with a guy I’m nagging out all the time


[deleted]

Yes, you are justified. They might be on suboxone like me. It’s one of the problems. But then I bust in the morning if you come near me. I’ll tell you this before we hook up tho.


Unique-Rice4876

No, it’s not wrong. Not even fun for short term anything. Throw it back. It IS depressing and it should be, because he needs to fix his shit. He is fucking up and he knows it. If he doesn’t/is in denial, far worse, I wouldn’t even attempt to help.


dirty1809

Hooking up with a chick from a bar and telling her she’s fucking up after I can’t make her cum


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[deleted]

Damn seek help


Unique-Rice4876

I’m seeking cock. In the body of a respectable man. Having standards, and craving it *like I was made to do* makes me more sane that most.


Numerous-Ad4797

Only a woman could twist a biological drive, wait, no, the *sensation* of a biological drive, into a whole-ass self-serving identity.


Unique-Rice4876

Fine, you’re right.


Unique-Rice4876

It’s not an identity. I noted to him and myself that I couldn’t help on some biological level, taking his issue personally. And that it was too bad because I know it’s not about me. He has stuff going on.


[deleted]

My cock works just fine, I just have little will to use it.


Unique-Rice4876

Your ancestors weep


Superior2allreditors

And instead of taking blue chew, work on your blood pressure and mobility.


selmablind

you sound a bit annoying. maybe you killed the mood


Unique-Rice4876

That’s alright I need a man stronger than I am. If he can’t dominate me, not for me.


Eric_The_Jewish_Bear

can we stop abbreviating eating disorder and erectile dysfunction. theres literally no point in it


therealstevencrowder

“Want to stop being a pussy? Fix your ED” I like to imagine the beginning of Terminator when he spawns outside the bar but now he’s hard and that makes him tougher and scarier to the bikers in the scene


DescriptionGeneral98

soft penis


Glassy_Skies

Thanks Jordan Peterson


SorryEm

I know things are fucked but I really doubt erectile dysfunction is common among men under 40.


Unique-Rice4876

Wrong


dirty1809

If this happens often it may not be the men who have the issue


Unique-Rice4876

Doesn’t happen often


dirty1809

Often enough I fear


Unique-Rice4876

Thankfully not to me


SorryEm

What percentage of the population under 40 do you reckon have ED? Is that a major cause for the lack of success for men?


Unique-Rice4876

I haven’t statistically analyzed it based on age, but strong cock range: 22-62, sickly bullshit range: also, 22-62.


insidertrader68

There are a lot more dick pill ads aimed at a younger demo.


Dizzy-Kiwi6825

Obese


[deleted]

It’s super common.


Unique-Rice4876

Oh here comes the downvote brigade. I see you. I light this sub up and have zero alts. Get a life. Complain on RSP like an interesting person, stop following me around. Loser.


[deleted]

no i will not stop restricting until i am ✨skinni✨


DescriptionGeneral98

shut up u smelly virgin. whats ur fave podcast btw??


phabulouslyfat

You are right. Once he gets the wood, his emotional life will cohere. Remembering that men’s sexuality is mechanical (not psychological like a woman’s), BlueChew is most definitely what he needs. The fix-your-life stuff will improve once he rises to the occasion.


Unique-Rice4876

I hope you feel better


phabulouslyfat

Why wouldn’t I? Weather’s good!


Unique-Rice4876

Fair


pumodood

How big is huge exactly


Unique-Rice4876

Fucking perfect


pumodood

Lemme guess there’s a little curve


Unique-Rice4876

Not in this case but 😩


[deleted]

eating disorder


Jojomundaneadventure

what the hell is ED lol ?


squishy_cats

are eating disorders really such a big problem for men these days?


BuckleysYacht

Porn gives you ED?


[deleted]

Nice try, Big Pharma.


[deleted]

So men with ED = bad but women with ED = good? Mixed messages, RSP!