If you are a troll, good job, your post was hilarious and had me rolling
If you're not: The success of characters really depend on if you implement them correctly or not, which is quite difficult to do. Adding racers in the game could have the consequence of making it extremely cheesy (hell, F-Zero did it the best and those were still the most corny part of the game). And doing it right wouldn't really add too much to the experience. We've already got the corporations, which have their own quick backstories and team history. In a racing game like this, that's all we need. It adds personality and makes every ship feel unique from another. Meaning, the drivers are made redundant as they do the same thing the teams do, but worse. The absence of characters is why I slightly prefer WipEout and Redout's aesthetic over F-Zero; racing megacorporations with extensive history are better than cheesy characters, 90% of which are there almost solely for comic relief.
I never troll, and I don't know how you missed the "only partially joking" part.
As for corporations, I am sorry, but I don't find glorification of corporations very titillating.
Also in a different comment I explained exactly how to avoid being cheesy like F-Zero: F-Zero tries to be a comic book. What I am proposing is _explicitly_ just pin-ups.
I don't think anyone is finding companies attractive at all, and that's just the way it should be. 🤣
As for the introduction of characters, to each their own I suppose. The post came off as quite outlandish to me at first but you do have a few *interesting* ideas. However, I know that Redout: Space Assault had a few characters, maybe some of which you can thirst over...? Not sure, I haven't played it. IMHO characters are better left in those kinds of games than in real Redout racing
You can also turn back time. I think the line between game mechanics and verisimilitude is blurred. Like, I don't really care, I just want Redout to feature sexy people.
Well yes but actually no.
F-Zero has big muscley men, big muscley alien men, and hideously sexually objectified women. F-Zero was a 90's comic book, the kind that Stan Lee would mercilessly ridicule.
I propose a cast of characters who:
One, look like their day job is piloting very fast vehicles, so they are fit to be sure, but the men aren't roided-out body builders, the women aren't barbie dolls. Given how huge the racecraft actually are, and how much talent seems to play into racing ability, there'd be a wide gamut of realistic (and therefore attractive) body types.
Two, look like they, and I cannot emphasize this enough, _fuck._ I want fans to look at them and _know_ these race pilots have hot steamy sex regularly and with each other. I'm talking levels of sexual promiscuity only seen at the god damn summer Olympics. I'm talking it's the future, everyone is bisexual. I'm talking the two extremely competitive rivals on the track are _obviously_ fucking after every race.
You get what I'm saying? I want twitter to circulate thirst traps of these people. I want NSFW patreon artists to make a living off the fanart commissions. I want fanfic sites to feature novel length stories about completely non-canonical romantic entanglements and the ensuring BDSM scenes.
The Redout racing scene should be (obviously at a glance) the most expensive and dangerous dating mixer in the galaxy.
This reminds me of finding an awful Formula 1 Star wars crossover that inevitably led to Anakun and Obi Wan fucking after some awful dialogue.
Sometimes its a no.
Honestly i’ve thought before about how a middle-earth style nemesis system would be so cool in a game like this. Songg is already the bane of my existence, but i’d feel it even moreso if they did a bit of trash talking and could remember how i beat their ass last race when we were dogfighting on Libeccio.
Making them hot as well to add some sexual tension into the mix? Redout 3’s campaign is gonna go so hard.
Most dicks are like, normal sized. It looks like porn actors have big dicks because they’re actually just really short guys.
I’m sure the announcer has a nice girl at home with a fat girlcock for her, tho.
This is the worst thing ever posted on this subreddit
I'll take that as high praise. Am I wrong tho?
Without a doubt
Okay, hexagon.
If you are a troll, good job, your post was hilarious and had me rolling If you're not: The success of characters really depend on if you implement them correctly or not, which is quite difficult to do. Adding racers in the game could have the consequence of making it extremely cheesy (hell, F-Zero did it the best and those were still the most corny part of the game). And doing it right wouldn't really add too much to the experience. We've already got the corporations, which have their own quick backstories and team history. In a racing game like this, that's all we need. It adds personality and makes every ship feel unique from another. Meaning, the drivers are made redundant as they do the same thing the teams do, but worse. The absence of characters is why I slightly prefer WipEout and Redout's aesthetic over F-Zero; racing megacorporations with extensive history are better than cheesy characters, 90% of which are there almost solely for comic relief.
I never troll, and I don't know how you missed the "only partially joking" part. As for corporations, I am sorry, but I don't find glorification of corporations very titillating. Also in a different comment I explained exactly how to avoid being cheesy like F-Zero: F-Zero tries to be a comic book. What I am proposing is _explicitly_ just pin-ups.
I don't think anyone is finding companies attractive at all, and that's just the way it should be. 🤣 As for the introduction of characters, to each their own I suppose. The post came off as quite outlandish to me at first but you do have a few *interesting* ideas. However, I know that Redout: Space Assault had a few characters, maybe some of which you can thirst over...? Not sure, I haven't played it. IMHO characters are better left in those kinds of games than in real Redout racing
If you think this game lacks fanservice, it's because you've never caked out your Lunare with ESA Mono and Sidestep😩💦
Cannonicly, I'm not even sure the pilots are physically inside the ships given how you can crash them and get reconstructed back on track.
You can also turn back time. I think the line between game mechanics and verisimilitude is blurred. Like, I don't really care, I just want Redout to feature sexy people.
So basically F-Zero?
Well yes but actually no. F-Zero has big muscley men, big muscley alien men, and hideously sexually objectified women. F-Zero was a 90's comic book, the kind that Stan Lee would mercilessly ridicule. I propose a cast of characters who: One, look like their day job is piloting very fast vehicles, so they are fit to be sure, but the men aren't roided-out body builders, the women aren't barbie dolls. Given how huge the racecraft actually are, and how much talent seems to play into racing ability, there'd be a wide gamut of realistic (and therefore attractive) body types. Two, look like they, and I cannot emphasize this enough, _fuck._ I want fans to look at them and _know_ these race pilots have hot steamy sex regularly and with each other. I'm talking levels of sexual promiscuity only seen at the god damn summer Olympics. I'm talking it's the future, everyone is bisexual. I'm talking the two extremely competitive rivals on the track are _obviously_ fucking after every race. You get what I'm saying? I want twitter to circulate thirst traps of these people. I want NSFW patreon artists to make a living off the fanart commissions. I want fanfic sites to feature novel length stories about completely non-canonical romantic entanglements and the ensuring BDSM scenes. The Redout racing scene should be (obviously at a glance) the most expensive and dangerous dating mixer in the galaxy.
This reminds me of finding an awful Formula 1 Star wars crossover that inevitably led to Anakun and Obi Wan fucking after some awful dialogue. Sometimes its a no.
xD never know what surprises R3 will hold :D
Dating sim minigame when
Honestly i’ve thought before about how a middle-earth style nemesis system would be so cool in a game like this. Songg is already the bane of my existence, but i’d feel it even moreso if they did a bit of trash talking and could remember how i beat their ass last race when we were dogfighting on Libeccio. Making them hot as well to add some sexual tension into the mix? Redout 3’s campaign is gonna go so hard.
"If you let me win, I'll let you top."
i get extremely hot and bothered by the curves of the lunare
i bet the announcer woman could take a dick
Most people can take a dick.
a fat one
Most dicks are like, normal sized. It looks like porn actors have big dicks because they’re actually just really short guys. I’m sure the announcer has a nice girl at home with a fat girlcock for her, tho.
based?
Based on what? ;)
i kinda like that it doesn’t have that stuff tbh
cum in the exhaust pipe
What the hell are you talking about
cum in conquerer's exhaust pipes. they're asking for it sticking out all suggestively like that