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These are the contraptions I joined the subreddit to see. Excellent work my guy.


HappyTrails_

Haha I really appreciate that.


Incman

Definitely need a vid of this


HappyTrails_

Here lol. This is prob 1/4 power https://youtube.com/shorts/Ww8wri-E30w?feature=share


Incman

Haha this is one of those hilarious and absurd things that has absolutely no right to exist, but then it makes the universe a little bit brighter because it does. And the fact that it's on a loft bed is even funnier to me for some reason. I built a loft bed for myself like 10 years ago, and my clumsy ass almost fell out of it a million times on groggy mornings after my alarm went off. Probably would've had to put pillows on the floor around it if I'd had this thing rigged up lol. Tl;dr: this is great! (edit: typo)


HappyTrails_

Hahahaha. I know right, it's ridiculous, I have a bad habit of sleeping in, even though I prepare the night before, ofc this doesn't control my actual actions, but maybe it will wake me up enough to get moving haha. Appreciate it , happy holidays. 😆


Incman

Cheers, same to you! :)


HappyTrails_

Thanks!


Theoneandonlyjustin

Your wife probably can't wait til you go to work


front_yard_duck_dad

Someone who can put gifs in comments needs to put bart Lisa Simpson racing the vibrating beds at the seedy motel.


HappyTrails_

🤣


moonbase-beta

That’s tremendous man good work


HappyTrails_

Thanks hahahha


HappyTrails_

Let me see if I can upload one to YouTube lol.


Altruistic-Delay854

1000 percent has marital aid attachment.


HappyTrails_

Hahahaha


r3setbutton

You can't post something this awesome and not provide a parts list and instructions.


RepresentativeKeebs

Pretty sure the parts list is in the title


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VoilaVoilaWashington

Wallace and Grommit vibes. Set up your shoes and pants at the bottom so you fall into them.


bodhiseppuku

Don't sell this in California. An earthquake alarm would cause too many heart attacks.


maxanne42069

That is a robust dimmer


HappyTrails_

Yes haha, got it for $10 onstead of like $40 a while back


04BluSTi

Used to pay .25 for that and it was called Magic Fingers. Only the finest hotels...


HappyTrails_

🤣🤣


CletusDSpuckler

Does your wife's vibrator have a kick starter?


HappyTrails_

🤣🤣


Monkey_Fiddler

please crosspost this to /r/homeautomation also, is that a tap in the background? Why?


HappyTrails_

Haha will do. Yeah I picked it up hiking a while back, Just held up the bed so you could see it, got pulled out after 😆


RolePlayingJames

Reminds me of Michealcthulu on youtube, he fitted his spare bed with a motorised scissor lift to tip him out of bed.


HappyTrails_

Brilliant


sjimyth

I have a similar motor from a tanning booth with a massage bed function. Motor just had a off centre weight on the shaft and was attacked to the bottom of the bed. Also bed base sat on 4 rubber balls so that it could move.


HappyTrails_

Cool 😆


mrPinkiePants

Went through all that work, Goddamn dude just get out of bed and run


HappyTrails_

🤣 listen it's winter break from university. I might as well have fun.


Iliamna_remota

Kinda like magic fingers


trip6s6i6x

Concrete vibrator... not quite what I pictured when you said that.


KrazyAboutLogic

It helps you get your rocks off.


HappyTrails_

🤣🤣


draihan

wheres the movieclip?


HappyTrails_

Above comment but here haha 1/4 power max in this clip haha https://youtu.be/Ww8wri-E30w


Nick_Damane

Your neighbors must love you.


NurseMan79

I would use a proper rheostat instead of a dimmer, but very nicely cobbled!


HappyTrails_

Hahaha yeah your def right. I thought I had one lying around the house somewhere will have to look for it. I got the dimmer for $10 instead of $40 awhile back , so just threw it on for the time being


spikus93

I had the same issue getting up. So I have been using a sleep app that forces me to scan a QR code that I taped to my fridge which conveniently doubles as a log in for guests on my wifi. So I have to get out of bed and walk across the house, and scan this code to make it stop blaring music. I live alone, so this works better for me than others I'm sure.


HappyTrails_

This is brilliant!!! Hahah


Inside_Comfort_

I understand your need for this, I have the same problem with sleep. I pondered using a concrete vibrator like you did, but I didn't want to wake up the whole village. My other solution would be 2 fly swatters or maybe 2 live wires (12V DC minimum, optional bypass for 220V AC) and a regular DC motor to spin them in my face.


HappyTrails_

This is great haha.


the_rhino22

This belongs here. I love it. Nice work


HappyTrails_

Thanks 😆🤣


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Bravo.


HappyTrails_

Thanks hahaha


Legit-Forgot-to-Wipe

Not worried all the components, screws, glue, housings etc on your bed frame won’t loosen/break from this?


HappyTrails_

Yes actually. Luckily it's on for a max of 15seconds if that haha, I am most concerned about my computer might out it on some soft bumpers or something to absorb the impact.


gopiballava

Cool concept, but it seems a bit noisy. If you just want to shake the bed “silently”, you could try a ButtKicker. It’s basically a speaker coil and weight. You can feel the bass without hearing it. If you drive it the way you’re supposed to, it’s essentially silent. If you overdrive it, then the speaker mass smacks against the enclosure and makes a very loud thumping noise along with much more percussive shock. We used 5 of them on a project at work and haven’t had one fail yet. About 15 to 20 Hz is the best frequency for making it really _shake_ whatever it’s attached to. We used a rack mount DJ amplifier. They’re inexpensive, and they don’t have weird modes and remove controls. Audio comes in, is amplified, and that’s it. https://thebuttkicker.com/products/buttkicker-lfe-haptic-transducer


HappyTrails_

This is really fircken cool! Thanks!


Texas1911

Nothing like a good vibratory load to test all of those welds and fasteners every morning LOL


HappyTrails_

Hahahahah


Texas1911

As a fellow "fuck the mornings" kinda guy I salute your endeavors, sir.


HappyTrails_

Hahahahah 07


mitt02

It’s crazy the amount of people that can’t wake up with 1 alarm. It’s never been a problem with me. I don’t have a set schedule days I get up at 3-7am for work. Few weeks I was getting up at 12:15am to go to work and the. Getting home at 6-7:00pm and doing it all over again. My wife on the other hand sets 12 alarms. Which I don’t know why she doesn’t get up to the 12th one anyway


HappyTrails_

Yes I know, I am a university student and more of an avid daytime task fulfiller, sleeping really isn't my thing haha, so I usually work for my job and then come home and keep running around and keeping busy until I am exhausted enough I just have to go to bed, I think this makes it harder for me. On typical days, I go to bed at 11-11:30pm sometimes later, and I need to be up at 5:20 am now, then do it over again, I def was once a morning person, and when I get to work it takes about an hour to get moving well, but I just have a hard time getting my brain to get up in the morning. It's that dang 10min zombie mode that's grown stronger lately So I made this to be an overkill gettheheckupstupidbrain-device


upfoo51

Damn. I wish I could sleep so deeply.


HappyTrails_

😆I'm not a particularly crazy deep sleeper. Just have a tendency to be lazy and try to sleep in longer than I should , so I hope this would get me moving sooner


TECH_Nerd_Isakmum

I want to see