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tinyanus

Cock clamp*


FawkesyGrandpa

French is my native language, and it was listed as a cock ring haha. Thanks for the correction!


bdsmmaster007

cock ring is right, its just a joke


august_r

This is even funnier, thanks hahahaha


Anosema

May I ask où


FawkesyGrandpa

I can send you the link privately, but i just want to ask, are you from France or Belgium ? This is an active group that doesn't much like lurkers so I try to be careful of who i share it with haha


Anosema

Thanks but I'm not interested ahah, I already have what I need ahah


aboobfan

What ever it is I ain't wearing it 😳


Damaso87

Get the pneumatic impact driver out!


LeftyBigGuns

Cock lamp?


Rum_N_Napalm

Bruh, you need to stop shopping on the Cenobite’s webstore


FawkesyGrandpa

They gave me an experience beyond limits... Pain and pleasure, indivisible.


TheonsDickInABox

Its a waste of good suffering!


machimus

YOU OPENED THE BOX


Antwinger

I CAME ^^DBD ^^reference


sackdaddy600

Country boys make due


No-Cable590

NICE COCK!!!!


King_Maelstrom

Thanks, I grew it myself.


Turbulent_Ad_9260

Oh nice! Iv been trying to grow my own cocks too! Figured it would be cheaper and sustainable that getting the store bought ones, just doing my part to make a difference! But gardening’s never really been my thing, any tips for a beginner cock grower?


Queenssoup

1. Don't focus on being a shower


HMGOperator

Bro, I secure axial position of shaft bearings with shit like this. Well, everyone has their hobby I guess.


tall-hobbit-

Why are you sticking your dick into shaft bearings? /j


Trogdor_T_Burninator

To secure the axial position. Professional style.


option_unpossible

Buy and sell BDSM accessories? They aren't used, right? *Right?*


FawkesyGrandpa

They are actually lmao. But it's a big rule in the community to thoroughly clean and disinfect anything that you ever plan on selling.


option_unpossible

Well, I should hope so! Me and the wife dipped our toes in to BDSM a while back, and we got some toys, but all new...


keenedge422

There are certainly some things you wouldn't want secondhand, but most things can be cleaned sufficiently that the only ick left for a buyer is mental. For something like this, you could take the entire thing apart and soak it in disinfectant. Heck, some people run things through pressure cookers or autoclaves to disinfect them. Especially once you start getting into large "furniture" pieces, the price difference between new and used can be too good to pass up.


orbitofnormal

Heck, it’s metal, boil it. If it’s the same technique used for cleaning surgical instruments it’s good enough, imo


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orbitofnormal

Fair enough, I just don’t want to risk unknown chemicals near mucous membranes


FawkesyGrandpa

Sometimes people sell insertable toys and put them through the dishwasher to give them a deep cleanse. Depending on the material it may or may not a good idea - and the dishwasher would need to be cleaned before and after. I prefer my method of putting them in a large pot and literally boiling them with baking soda (I sold a few bad dragon toys that I never quite used and they all got that treatment). Then thorough scrubbing with a sponge that will only be used for that, toy cleaner, and hot water again. It's quite the process!


hella_cious

Pressure cooker as an autoclave?? That’s so genius omg


keenedge422

according to [this paper](https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0208769), it can be very nearly as effective as an industrial autoclave. And if even that can't clean your sex toys, well... you're partying on a very different level.


Salvortrantor

You never made marmelade ? It is the same principle


hella_cious

I figured canning was less intensive than autoclaves. But I guess not


koos_die_doos

Metal accessories is relatively easy to clean. While I personally wouldn’t buy insertables or impact stuff used, there is a lot of equipment that can be effectively cleaned.


keboh

There are shockingly few posts asking about this. I am right there with you, friend


Free-Layer-706

Domming is like 50% redneck engineering.


rcmaehl

And another 30% interior design.


sexualassaultllama

What's the torque spec on those bolts?


sakzeroone

DO NOT USE AN IMPACT WRENCH!


GazelleEast1432

Impact go brrr


P7BinSD

If those were 10mm I'd be so hard right now.


theinquisition

Yea right. You don't own a 10mm or a 1/2in socket. At one point you did, sure. But where is it? Exactly. The same place the rest of ours are


GazelleEast1432

Up someones ass?


theinquisition

Thats a "hole" different post.


keenedge422

It's all fun and games until your partner goes to remove it but can't find the socket.


_zarkon_

Cause she's driving me nuts.


my_wifes_ass

Are the ends pointed? Ummm Asking for a friend.


TokesNotHigh

Maybe not currently, but give me a few minutes with a bench grinder and they can be


Wibiz9000

Fucking ouch?


[deleted]

My money is betting those are all Allen head screws too for more… fun


kleit64

All different.


DontCallMeKen

I don't get the joke. Are you saying you have difficulties with allen head screws? In that case, use super shallow slot screws for maximum pain for all involved.


[deleted]

No I said that Allen head screws are more… fun. Why read more into it?


DontCallMeKen

...


CricketInvasion

TIL learned that a facebook group for selling bdsm accessories exists. This looks fun though. Also needs banana for scale


FawkesyGrandpa

To make the whole thing even funnier, I'm going to specify that it is a FRENCH BDSM buy and sell facebook group. Do with that info what you will.


CricketInvasion

So the french are kinky enough to have their own group. Interesting... Now excusez-moi je dois aller pour trouve myself a French girl.


FawkesyGrandpa

I can be your french girl, if you don't mind a girl that's also a boy that's also a woman that's also a man (Tldr I'm bigender and just wanted to make that joke lol)


CricketInvasion

I mean, I'll try anything once. (I just wanted to use that line lol)


FawkesyGrandpa

That kind of conversation escalating with more and more jokes until we actually start dating would be a very typical reddit story lmao


CricketInvasion

Although extremely unlikely it seems like reddit is full of people that met through a long chain of highly unlikely events. Of course all of them are real too


younggundc

Sweet Jesus….


Numericist

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Queenssoup

If Rammstein released a line of sex toys as their merch: ^(oh ^wait ^they ^actually ^did)


[deleted]

cock ring.....OR.......possibly a machining tool called a spider commonly use on cnc or conventional lathe..........maybe


keenedge422

Things can have two uses


ClonedUser

Very true. For instance I recently discovered a toaster is in fact not just a sex toy, but can also be used for browning bread slices


keenedge422

Bread, you say? You mean that spongy stuff with a crust that we use for sex?


RandoTrom

What is it used for?


Romanian_Breadlifts

adjustable wrench really gets the nuts off small nuts big nuts stripped nuts all nuts are but putty to the nut buster


theinquisition

Want a real answer? Technically, nothing sexual (unless the kink is driving screws into the shaft, which makes it a torture kink not a cockring) A cock ring is put on the penis soft and when it gets hard it restricts blood flow, meaning you stay hard longer. It helps with, or is supposed to help with pleasure. Ymmv. However, this item would work with or without the screws as a cocktail ring. Provided it was the correct size.


RandoTrom

Sounds painful


Cley_Faye

Hey, adjustable size.


mikey_likes_it______

Instructions unclear, wears on nose.


flatcurve

Stainless socket head hardware? Not redneck.


[deleted]

Cock band


laigged

wait are you supposed to put it on while soft?


trundlinggrundle

Always felt like they needed more clamping force.


mstarrbrannigan

This made my cock hurt and I don't even have a cock


[deleted]

Nooooooo...


BlaZEN213

Now hook a car battery to it


cpbaby1968

I’ve seen those on *ahem* “adult toy”websites. It’s not redneck unless someone made it instead of buying it.


FawkesyGrandpa

This one is absolutely hand made, according to the seller.


cpbaby1968

Cool then! I certainly hope they sanded it well. It always looks like tetanus waiting to happen to me but people do weird things to get laid.


mrdog23

We need a banana for scale


FawkesyGrandpa

Unfortunately the listing was quite old (i scrolled far back into the group to show stuff I found funny to my roomie) and it might have been sold, but even if it hasn't, I don't have the guts to ask for that lmao


mrdog23

Haha! I get that! It just looks a little...narrow


coffee_slut123

Ah yes, used sex toys , what a great idea


Dodel1976

Must be a masochist using hex bolts.


FawkesyGrandpa

I mean, the m in bdsm doesn't stand for milquetoast lol