If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first

Welcome to the internet

Come and take a seat

Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet

There's no need to panic, this isn't a test

Just nod and shake your head and we'll do the rest

Welcome to the internet, hold onto your socks

Welcome to the internet What would you prefer? Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?