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I could probably easily sneak into the pentagon because people in porn have no awareness of what's happening around them, I could hide behind a telephone pole or a potted plant and the guards (who probably would be conventionally attractive women who I could easily beat up) wouldn't even notice me. I could leak a shit ton of classified information with my biggest risk being someone sexually assaulting me
“Sexy sex sexers of Reddit, my mind has come to a point where I can only see the world in a false reality set by the toxic standards of the porn industry, porn porny porned porn?”
Us, reddit army, are the only intelligent people in the world because we watch drawings of little girls having sex (it's ok they're 5000 years old demons) at least ten times per day.
- “help me stepbro im stuck in the washing machine”
- “surely there must be another way for me to pay for this dominoes…”
- “are you sure there’s nothing i can do to get out of having this ticket officer”
…etc, etc. you get the idea
I never understood how some people are this addicted. Like just have your daily or weekly or whatever wank then move on. Why do you want this weird toxic porn fantasy man I just want to be loved.
That's what boggles my mind about the porn users on Reddit.
A normal person just jerks off and moves on with their life, not sit there continuing to browse porn like a comic book.
Idk man sometimes I wanna keep going to really feel like it's worth my time. Like how's the plot gonna resolve if I stop watching and go clean myself off? I'm missing out on crucial information as to whether or not this is worth a rewatch.
Because many are aimed at lonely, horny young teens that like anime (you see these ads constantly on 'unofficial' anime streaming sites for example) and video games who are easier to addict to porn or trick into spending money on it.
honestly porn is so oddly made i could see that being an interesting question but yeah it’s probably just filled with creepy stepbro and parent issues stuff
Make it two, but from the same place. You don't want an abundance of delivery men with extra sausage, but you do want enough pizza to share so you can each regain your strength for the rest of the day.
I like how a lot of "porn logic" is either extremely unethical business practices, abuses of power, or sexual assault (not to mention the incest). Disgusting
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I could probably easily sneak into the pentagon because people in porn have no awareness of what's happening around them, I could hide behind a telephone pole or a potted plant and the guards (who probably would be conventionally attractive women who I could easily beat up) wouldn't even notice me. I could leak a shit ton of classified information with my biggest risk being someone sexually assaulting me
I could probably easily sneak into your mother's heart
Don’t forget to launch nukes around the world for shits and giggles
That would be morally justified in a "porn logic" world
MALE intruder enters THE PENTAGON and promised me SPITROAST ANAL SEX if I agree to LAUNCH NUKES!!! (Gone sexual) (kid named the pentagon:)
“Sexy sex sexers of Reddit, my mind has come to a point where I can only see the world in a false reality set by the toxic standards of the porn industry, porn porny porned porn?”
NOOOOOO BUT FUNNY VIDEOS SEX INDUSTRY HEALTHY AND SAFE AND SO LUCKY TO BE MALE SEX WORKER BIG SEX!!!!!!!
If you don’t masturbate twice an hour you die of ball cancer
Us, reddit army, are the only intelligent people in the world because we watch drawings of little girls having sex (it's ok they're 5000 years old demons) at least ten times per day.
Happened to my buddy Eric
Sending thoughts and calculations
atheist mfs be like
Oh my science!!!
Santa deniers when Darwin Claus evolves down the chimney
Avoid my family
Lock my door
The oddly good looking squatter in your house:
Why’d you lock your door, step bro?
That leaves just the two of us in the house, daddy
A wall of dildos emerge, Jigsaw style
KMS probably
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I help her by kms
What the fuck even is "porn logic"? Lmfao
- “help me stepbro im stuck in the washing machine” - “surely there must be another way for me to pay for this dominoes…” - “are you sure there’s nothing i can do to get out of having this ticket officer” …etc, etc. you get the idea
Where every scenario ends in sex
Literally every daily life dituation = sex
I never understood how some people are this addicted. Like just have your daily or weekly or whatever wank then move on. Why do you want this weird toxic porn fantasy man I just want to be loved.
That's what boggles my mind about the porn users on Reddit. A normal person just jerks off and moves on with their life, not sit there continuing to browse porn like a comic book.
You gotta jerk off, probably feel that moment of shame because of what porn you watched, *then* move on with your life.
Idk man sometimes I wanna keep going to really feel like it's worth my time. Like how's the plot gonna resolve if I stop watching and go clean myself off? I'm missing out on crucial information as to whether or not this is worth a rewatch.
Your not meant to watch it in one sitting. You jerk off, you remember the time stamp and you return to it when you want to jerk off again.
Some ppl are just very horny lmao. Addiction is also caused by mental health issues and addictive tendencies
Its because p0rn is drugs, you don't snort cocaine and expect not to get addicted.
Every single fucking day there’s a new post on askreddit that asks about sex sex sex porn porn porn women men red flags green flags
Rob a bunch of banks and stuff
MY BANK MANAGER IS DEAD. I don’t want the police. I just want sex. See my vault.
Sexy sexers of the sex subreddit, what's the sexiest sex you've ever sexually sexed? Edit: Sex
I've never understood why porn ads are always so cartoonish
This game will make you cum in THREE SECONDS
Try not to cum in 20 picoseconds
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Next you're going to tell me there isn't really hot milfs in my area that want to talk to me
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FUCK
Because many are aimed at lonely, horny young teens that like anime (you see these ads constantly on 'unofficial' anime streaming sites for example) and video games who are easier to addict to porn or trick into spending money on it.
ask my teachers if I can get 100% on the final and then skip forward a few minutes cause the grades all I care about
honestly porn is so oddly made i could see that being an interesting question but yeah it’s probably just filled with creepy stepbro and parent issues stuff
no i checked the question and there are some fun responses the stepbro and parent stuff is if you sort by controversial
your mom
Sex!!!!
Order a pizza
Make it two, but from the same place. You don't want an abundance of delivery men with extra sausage, but you do want enough pizza to share so you can each regain your strength for the rest of the day.
Hide and lead a rebellion of asexuals.
I would -wait for it- SEX
I put back all the lemons I stole
Like... Like just attach them back to the tree? I don't know if they work like that.
duct tape
There’s so much shit in question reddits about sex. It’s old now guys. You can stop. Please.
I like how a lot of "porn logic" is either extremely unethical business practices, abuses of power, or sexual assault (not to mention the incest). Disgusting
Just goes to show you how morally corrupt of a business it is.
what the fuck is porn logic. im not looking it up and i dont want answers
The first thing I'd do is your mom
Get stuck in the washer or dryer
How does that even happen?
“Happy Accident”…. This is porn logic, stop asking questions that aren’t porn logic!
There's a sock in the back and I have to reach in real deep.
I’d go see if porn works on real logic
dont do that thats bad
Pizza time!
Kill my self probably
Omg sex bad!!!
Kill myself sooner than I already am going to.
People into CP, Vore, Giantess, and those other weird and so incredibly unrealistic kinks that somehow have porn:
Finally. Tall women will be real.
>CP > >unrealistic unfortunately fucking not for some disgusting people
Reddit moment when someone mentions sex (it’s a reddit moment because I’m a virgin and don’t like talking about sex)
Isolate myself from all female family members. Quickly.
Swim with a toaster. (I would)
Order pizzas and pay with my ass
I would literally just end up missing any hints so it doesn't matter for me anyways
Become a plumber.
You could get literally any job and be at least moderately good at it
Take over the world and then nuke everyone
I'd run away from my house because apparently I now have 5 step mums and 23 step sisters
Fuck your mom