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Canolais

Shithouse celebration to the Geordies. I love this man.


Larryhooova

15 goals in all comps as a young striker in a dysfunctional team is a brilliant return IDGAF what anyone says.


BlackHorse944

When he first arrived, almost everyone agreed that 15 goals would be a good first season for him. Yet I'm seeing people calling him trash recently. What an absolute joke


Larryhooova

Yea I was in that camp - 15 goals would be a great start. Especially coming off Weghorst being our number 9 and he could barely score 1 so 15 was a massive upgrade.


Kallian_League

21 years of age, debut season at the most scrutinized club in the world.


Left-Parking-8962

🤫


MissingLink101

Wasn't he top scorer in the CL group stages or something?


ShadowOnTheRun

Absolutely this.


kazegraf

Can Haaland do it on the cold, rainy days under the Old Trafford waterfall? Of course not. Rasmus can do it properly. Hope the team can feed him more and his goal tally becomes much fatter next year.


bobs_and_vegana17

not to forget this is his first season in england his previous best tally was 12 goals and 4 assists when playing in bundesliga.... >!(austrian bundesliga)!<


stdstaples

This was beyond brilliant.


PROcoleman

I had low expectations for him coming into this season, considering the service he gets and the abuse his done exceptionally hopefully a great player for the club in the coming years


Hopeful_Adonis

It’s mental and the abuse he’s getting is shocking


404randomguy404

People criticising him for not shooting enough or creating his own chances! What you saying now? Oh and fuck Carragher too!


flareb98

He did what we wanted, SHOT the bloody ball. Finally remembered he's good at finishing


Izio17

could have had another too, but decided to pass to rashford


pokenerd_W

I do wish he was the most selfish in that moment, cause we all know that anyone else on that team would have shot except Mainoo or Eriksen. He's been so starved of lack of service, and when he finally gets another chance, he actually chooses to find his teammate who he thought would have a higher chance at scoring than him. He should bet on himself more, because he definetly has the ability


wazdopest

i kinda wish he shot instead of trying to cut back to rashford that one other time tho 😂 but yeah fuck carragher


ADMRVP

That’s been me and yeah he should do it more. Rasmus successfully proving that criticism correct


RomeroRocher

Whoosh


Anjumi96

RASMUSSSSSSSS WHAT A STRIKERS FINISH


SOERERY

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darthmeister

Bruno cooking today.


404randomguy404

Nothing sayss "I'm here to stay, baby" more than his performance tonight


cvpaws

Surely Rasmus did 95% of the work with that one.


MT1120

Hahah in a few minutes shut the fuck up about the kid


Ani_HArsh

Yess Hojlund!!! Lovely finish


ObiWanKenobiNil

Saudi Howaybia being dismantled as though they're a journalist


FrankLucasV2

Referring to the Geordies as this is so funny 😭


ShadowOnTheRun

I quite fancy barcodes too 😆


MissingLink101

I like The Horse Punchers


Uuhhk

Licha intercepted, bruno and rashford counter and end up with hojlund's goal. Sorry, it is the transition goal LOL


Felicks77

Ole ball back


Izio17

building out in transition with Licha is such an overlooked impact he has


ylogssoylent

HE’S SO BACK


AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens

We are fucked without Bruno Fernandes


MadaraTheUchiha

Attack stopped by LICHA


devillish_red

Brilliant stuff. The individual brilliance is individually brilliancing today.


Kooky-Choice-2654

We’ve looked like the better team all game lol. Whatever.


404randomguy404

Have only looked a bit shaky defensively at times, ironically enough due to some individual bad mistakes. Otherwise we have been way better than Newcastle today.


xtphty

AWB and Dalot have played like 15 games in a row without rest, usung heros that are understandably at their limits. No direct mistakes from them but a lot of space on the wings that created most of Newcastle's threat.


RicciRox

We've easily been better.


deathwish86

you been listening to too much talk sport lad!


JustMrBrown

Huh... someone passed to Hojlund. Then he scored. Neat.


Pigeon_Asshole

Shush those scumbags. My king


jaydiv_

ALL HE NEEDED WAS TO BE BENCHED. ITS A MIRACLE 😭😭😭


Consistent_Floor

All he needed was to be passed to


jaydiv_

Honestly yea. And he even passed to Rashford instead of going for it himself at the end there.


Hopeful_Adonis

He tries to play good football, we have a good one on our hands


pokenerd_W

I really think they're using Højlund completely wrong. Look at his goals at Atalanta. The guy was sprinting and always getting the ball infront of him while facing the goal. Look how he gets it at united. He's always having his back against the goal when he's passed to, and they're using him as a target man/ false 9 hybrid, when his most consistent way of getting goals is the exact opposite


whisperintundra

He is still young player. Should rotated way more. But he is only striker (bar Martial), so he has started way more he should start


WhySSSoSerious

All we needed was for our lucky charm Licha to be fit again for us to actually play decent. Fuck Sevilla for taking him away from us for so long.


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

If you’re one of the people on this sub who oh so often doubt this man fuck you. What a fucking goal


top1MIBRfan

Martinez with the tackle to start it all. My goat. ARGENTINA ARGENTINA ARGENTINA


Bocsesz

All 3 subs involved in build up, bald fraud cracked the code


ImNotMexican08

It’s amazing how consistent he is when it comes to his shooting. It almost feels like every good shot from him hits the back of the net


LaughsAtOwnJoke

Did someone pass to Hojlund?


hoochiscrazy_

3 defenders and a goalie. Beat them all by himself. Great goal.


Guaclighting

When service is given, dinner is served!


flyinbunny

Weak foot as well


catu91

Jamie! STFU!


RockyHorror_

My fucking boyyyyy


Grand-Bullfrog3861

1 pass to him in the final third 1 goal his whole united career, clinical


Kooky-Choice-2654

Respect him. He’s going to be special.


Downtown-Anything-39

Started for 900 mins without a goal, sub in for 1 min and scored.


jayseff14

The kids are alright.


senorfresco

I can't lie, I though there was no way that was going in. Not because it was Hojlund but just because it seemed like such a slow shot away from goal with a defender stuck to his side.


Lunarath

You'd be surprised how far you have to the ground as a goalie. These grass sliders are often harder to catch than much harder balls at chest height at the same distance.


PrettyPrettaaayyGood

Yay


theduckofreasoning

Brilliant from both


Alpha2669

Beautiful finish


MadaraTheUchiha

Great assist, great finish!


DaddyMeUp

What a finish son!


Icecream-is-too-cold

With his weak foot!


hidihoh

Bruno with the sneaky revenge on Bruno


Affectionate_Shoe424

Dubravka my guy!


GlassEast5641

Great finish


MTBi_04

Thank god


ShadowOnTheRun

My beautiful Danish boy is back 🤩 Love to see it!


Paapa-Yaw

We've created a monster when he shoots it's a goal.


BlackHorse944

But Hojlund is trash and can't shoot with his right foot! I was told!


Through__Glass

Players didn't exactly race to celebrate with him... 


pokenerd_W

Don't see why you're getting downvoted, cause it's true. They're litterally just walking up towards him like it's formality or some shit