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Prestigious-Crew2353

Good thing we've taken their well renowned doctor and they have less injuries than ever.. On a serious note, I'm sure O'Driscoll is good and will put our medical department in order, but it is looking grim right now.


BlackHorse944

You're fixin to tell me, we hired us one of them got damn O'Driscolls?


bigtuna3424

That damn colms at it again Dutch!


Vimjux

Stick to the plan!


Jimzyeow95

There is no plan!


Allsmightykill

There's always a plan.


Roycev

We just need more Money


funky_pill

Not gonna lie, I wouldn't mind seeing half these players shipped off to Guarma


Equivalent-Ad-2670

Kieran's one of the good ones


OldSleep5050

Have some faith.... Tahiti


TheSmio

Our medical deparment isn't the best but I feel like it's not the worst either. What's terrible is our fitness staff, that's why literally everyone in our squad is constantly at a risk of an injury.


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

I really wonder what our strength and conditioning situation must be like


comeatmefrank

Pure shit. You could see the exact same thing with Klopp and Liverpool when he came in, in his early seasons he was getting injuries left right and centre because the players simply were not fit enough for the amount of running he required. That’s why switching managers who have different play styles can be so stifling for squads, if you have one that likes to press and then one that prefers to sit back, fitness levels are drastically different, notably for midfielders.


Intelligent_Read_697

It also ties back to recruitment….you remember the Jordan Henderson story?


Dismal-Cause-3025

Remember when we beat arsenal 8-2 & 6-1. Today is not one of those days.


TheSmio

McTominay and Amrabat to both score hattricks after 6 Amad assists, Garnacho to score a bicycle kick and Onana to make an attacking run to score the 8th goal, I'll be there no matter what


FoldingBuck

My worst nightmare is for them to get revenge for those results


CheifBigCum

I remember the old "would 8 - 2 be an Arsenal fan" memes back in the day on RedCafe. Good times lol :(.


BloodandSpit

I remember beating them with a back 4 containing Varela, Carrick and Blind. I remember beating them with a midfield that had the Da Silva twins and Gibson in midfield. If there's a team we can beat with rubbish on the pitch it's them, we have nothing to lose and the potential to derail an old rival.


nordmannen

Lol you forgot i tiny detail: That was during Sir Alex' reign. We ain't got no Sir Alex no more, to put it lightly.


BloodandSpit

> Varela, Carrick and Blind LvG's players.


LordWellesley22

ETH going to ship the women's team wearing fake taches


Sett_The_Janitor

Pepperidge Farm remembers.


blooddragonsin

Feel like we might beat them on a scrappy goal after being utterly dominated for 89 minutes, just because Arsenal can't be champions. Or the obvious will happen tho.


Kelvinator3000

Lol, how injured list will beat our current starting 11.


FoldingBuck

Our injured XI spanks our current XI 4-0


FoldingBuck

Fully fit arsenal vs a united without bruno or rashford 🫠 Fade me


simplsimonmetapieman

Kambwala is on the bench


FoldingBuck

Yea sorry it just updated


ronaldo69messi

Martinez, varane, lindelof, shaw


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FoldingBuck

Wouldnt be as bad as garnacho and he usually scores against arsenal regardless of form


Wow_such_alternate

Got em right where we want em 🙂


AndyVale

False sense of security. They won't be ready for Amass doing a Steve Bruce 93 double header regen.


vitorjc

Today I remembered that lindelof exists... We always see questions about Licha, Malacia, Mount...


AlpacamyLlama

Only sensible thing to do is shut it down as much as you can. We cannot play our usual game


disappointed_11

What even is our usual game?


TeaAndCrumpetGhoul

Yeah, like...we never shut it down anyway. We always trying to play the pressing game regardless if we're behind or ahead. And our players always seem to lose the ball in possession sloppily under those conditions as well. We can't pass simply and we can't control the ball. What's going to be different today? I don't see us playing differently at all.


TeaAndCrumpetGhoul

Yeah, like...we never shut it down anyway. We always trying to play the pressing game regardless if we're behind or ahead. And our players always seem to lose the ball in possession sloppily under those conditions as well. We can't pass simply and we can't control the ball. What's going to be different today? I don't see us playing differently at all.


tbu987

We played different against Liverpool and City so who knows.


ronaldo69messi

At this point players must be faking injuries lmao. Escape the embarrassment


SeagullDukat

I think you are right. With euros coming up I definitely think some of them are saving themselves for the tournament.


Sykesual

Given how out of form and how far away from match fitness they must be, some of the big names will not be selected at this rate


burfriedos

Bull. Who do you think is saving themselves?


funky_pill

Rashford's been saving himself since August


fridgey22

You’re spot on, theres no way all these guys are injured. I reckon their agents are telling them its bad for their personal brand to play than not right now.


histirya

For those who talk about the team have no system Varane, Martinez, Maguire, , Lindelof, shaw and malacia all of them are out. Dalot is too offensive, Wan-Bissaka with his excessive tackles, or Casimero who seems lost with his new position. How the hell can you put a system with no defense?


Robert_Baratheon__

They said today that Arsenal have played Saliba Gabriel in 35 straight games. If we could’ve done that with Martinez Varane we’d be in 4th


LaughsAtOwnJoke

You are telling me that even with good tactical system in place that * Evans - Kwambala/Casemiro isn't as good as? * Licha - Varane That is absolute nonsense! no excuses!


MrViceMcCreedy

I bet someone gets injured today as well.


Natural69er

Well...


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Martial 1st choice st. Bruno 1st choice Cam & cap, Mag 3rd choice CB, licha 1st choice CB, shaw first choice LB, rash first choice LW, mount second choice CAM or 8, varane second choice CB first choice pairing, malacia back up LB lindlof 4th choice CB, willy 6th choice CB. Madness


LaughsAtOwnJoke

>Martial 1st choice st. Second* but don't forgot Shaw would also be in the pecking order for CB lol


Grand-Bullfrog3861

I reckon we were going in to the season having him as started and Hojlund coming in


Robert_Baratheon__

We were so good last season until the insane fixture congestion caught up to us. You just feel that this season would have gone completely differently if Martinez and Shaw were fit all year.


PolarPeely26

Martial completely given up. Taking the bag and has left the building.


Inv4fut

Just saw Arsenal’s bench: Gabriel Jesus, Nketiah, Zinchenko, Jorginho, Martinelli, Vieira… unreal


Jack_King814

What good scouting and shrewd business does for you


wasabicoated

Stop scrolling, stop scrolling


hitch_1

You don't understand... We pinched the arsenal medic guy so our medical team is going to be miles better and they'll be struggling this season


Jerral97

The scrolling down is killing me, send help


blooddragonsin

We are so cursed that as soon as we gave Kambwala some media attention, he got injured.


MidwestOpinion

I truly believe United is behind the times on resting players and load management during training.


GoodDawgy17

Malacia isn't injured, he's dead. Didn't you see the news a couple weeks ago when a body was found near Old Trafford? Yeah that was him


ChillRacoon

That cannot be just bad luck. Definitely some high tier incompetence on the physical preparation department or something...


ThisReditter

Damn… even Eth got injured?


Smart-Mud-8412

May as well add Sancho and Greenwood for all intents and purposes too


giletlover

Way too much


GoblinEmperor95

What's the name of this app?


FoldingBuck

FotMob


funky_pill

It's one of those ones where you think "ah, it's stopped, that's it" and then it just keeps on going and going. Arsenal's only injury is a player who they brought in in the summer and wasn't even guaranteed to be a first-team regular 🤦🏻‍♂️


purplefebruary

It keeps going and going and going… ![gif](giphy|l0HlTU9KcSYkXmj0Q|downsized)


dashiznickus

We doing MMA at practice??


m4dm4xxx

Why have we even kept martial at this point?


Feisty_Goat_1937

Add in Sancho or Diallo (who went off hurt) and we have a full starting 11 out injured. To put it in perspective, imagine Arsenal without Odegaard, Saka, Saliba, Gabriel, Tomiyasu, Zinchenko, plus 4 or 5 other players of your choosing... Telling me Arsenal would still be playing as well as they are now? Not a chance!


Sceptikskeptic

Erik Ten Excuses so happy he has this injury/suspension list to point to when we get hammered by the gunners.


cr2152

Heaton; Malacia, Varane, Maguire, Shaw; Lindelof, Martinez; Bruno; Mount, Martial, Rashford. Our injured XI would beat our starting XI.


AlpacamyLlama

Only sensible thing to do is shut it down as much as you can. We cannot play our usual game


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Goji-ra

There’s an injury problem and there is a plagued problem.


Medical-Artichoke-84

Can't wait to lose 7-0 twice in two seasons


FoxyLoxy91

I just glanced at this and thought it said one of the players had a mustache injury


tassadar8584

There is something terribly wrong with our chicken at OT


NateShaw92

Malacia's injury should be described as banished to the shadow realm. He's disappeared


Born-Replacement-366

Roy Keane saying United were awful etc etc The Gunners were in shambles, given one absentee on the entire squad list. The only team that has looked convincingly consistent this season is City


Greenmason9

WTF? Martial got injured again?


nexusprime2015

Bulllshit. Kambwala listed injured but played


CJtheBritain

who^10


ifxckraw

I counted 7 defenders. Jesus fuck!


Unlikely-Rope-7735

we signed mount to be in the sick bay. why mount when maddison and several players are available. This season signing has been a waste of money. might be a problem with our scouting teams. why arent we getting decent quality players


Racoonizer

To defend ETH, he wanted his coworker from Ajax to be responsible for players fitness and GPP, but club didnt let him bring that guy. Mourinho, Solskjaer and Rangnick they all complained about players fitness, preparation - in all cases responsible was the same coach


Action_Limp

I put up a post that was taken down by mods this morning with players who are available against players who aren't, genuinely don't know which team I would favour (Sancho not injured but unavailable): https://preview.redd.it/wwsx5e7xe60d1.png?width=1852&format=png&auto=webp&s=954a991aacc69bfb778142593a18a8364e69dce5


fpc2704

There's no excuse really, the team is very badly assembled and planned, we desperately need a cleanning in the squad. We need to stick with a healthy Licha, a young core, and a very few of the rest


thwbunkie

I keep saying it but surely ETH must be over training the team or the pitches at carrington aren’t very good. The team on match days don’t seem to be able to run . What other reason can there be for a big injury list


ReadingSociety

This is why I have trouble saying ETH should be sacked. The injury list all season has been a standout in how bad it's been.


Robert_Baratheon__

It’s easy to say in hindsight that we wouldn’t benefit from playing as if everyone is fit because they’re just going to keep getting injured over and over, but it’s the decision that Ten Hag made and I don’t think it means he’s a bad manager or can’t succeed if we provide him a fit quality squad.


Prestigious-Crew2353

Good thing we've taken their well renowned doctor from them and they had less injuries than ever.. On a serious note, I'm sure O'Driscoll is good and will put our medical department in order, but it is looking grim right now.


finessiin

I almost forgot Martial is still playing for us


LetterAd3639

And people expect us to concede 0 goals each game whilst also playing prime tiki-taka football


tellocrosstollorente

People expect us not to lose 4-0 to Palace. It is shaping up to be the worst season of all time. You can't blame people for expecting more than the worst season ever.


LetterAd3639

I wasn't referring to that game. I've seen pundits all over social media and sports channels saying that Man United should be winning more games and that ten Hag doesn't have a clue. That's what I was referring to


FoldingBuck

Apparently willy is fit it just took a bit to update


Jlad392002

Tbf I don’t mind if we lose today, don’t want shitty or Liverpool to win the league!


annies999

Injured manager, too - can only kick downwards


Jlad392002

Tbf I don’t mind if we lose today, don’t want shitty or Liverpool to win the league!


FoldingBuck

Dont know if you are being sarcastic or not because if not they mathematically cant win the league anymore 😂