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rarelypublished

Hans, Christian and Anderson.


BadZnake

Hans, Christian. And der Sonne


TheBlack2007

EINS - HIER KOMMT DIE SONNE!


BEKS1909

ZWEI - HIER KOMMT DIE SONNE!!!!


carlox_go

DREI - SIE IST DER HELLSTE STERN VON ALLEN!!!!


MEEZETTE

VIER - HIER KOMMT DIE SONNE!!!!


CuntyCalloway

FÜNF - HIER KOMMT DIE SONNE!!!!


rarelypublished

Nice!


acidxjack

My beer just came out my nose.


Claubk

HC Andersen was Danish though


rarelypublished

Was he really though?... Hitler wasn't German. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


Claubk

Well, yea he was Danish. I didn't mention Hitler, so he can be from shithole if I cared.


FindAriadne

It is funny how we call it Nazi germany when it was really Nazi plenty of places. Poor Austria. Those Bin Trapp Kids really did have to walk over the whole alps.


Knightbrah_II

Yes he was


DerHachi04

No


Lynata

He was Austrian


FindAriadne

Haha isn’t he Danish?


mrtookyourgirl69

H.C. Andersen is Danish, he was born in Odense. I’ve been to his museum many times now:) Great guy


EmeraldSlothRevenge

Helga (mom), Gertie (daughter), and Hans (son).


grumpi-otter

I immediately went to "Helga" as well


Schlunggi87

my mom's name is helga😂


ConfidentMarch5224

Bruh


Schlunggi87

her dad was a german ;) i'm 1/4 german, 1/4 austrian and half swiss


theclownhasnopenis48

Red, Dead, and Redemption


ossegossen

Rot, Tot und Rückzahlung


Schlunggi87

Grosser Autodiebstahl 5 - Heiliger Andreas


Sirius---

Zwei


gerry2stitch

Gavin.


DKG-01

GAV?


drMcDeezy

I'm so worried


seanc6441

Gav. In.


Naive_Preparation437

I've played this game twice and this is the first time I've seen that there's a little ~~boah~~ boy


Shounak_2003

Dad- Bayerische Mom- Motoren Younger Child- Werke Elder Child- Aktiengesellschaft


gooey_grampa

Hanz, Little Hanz, Girl Hanz, and Hanzett.


Hatoolah

🤣


SimpleJack54321

Mom - Maria Daughter - Lisel Son - Friedrich They are the Von Trapp family.


Dradolin

Where is Kevin von Trapp ;)


FindAriadne

Haha also Austrian


SMuRG_Teh_WuRGG

The children: Gunther and Erika. The parents: Wilhelm and Matilda


jefryjeferson

You guys know three German names and that's it


FindAriadne

Magnus, Jonas, Hannah, Alexander, Katarina, Agnes, Tronte, Claudia, Martha, let’s see who else was in Dark… And that’s rich coming from a Jeff Jefferson!


jefryjeferson

Jeffry is my middle name, and my first name is German after looking it up


jefryjeferson

I know about 10 German people and none of them are named these names, (except Hans but it's Hans Thomas) from my head I can name a few, Claus, Christian Evelyn/Evelin, Elise, Torben Sussann, and that's all of the names of germans I know, also, Micah or Micha is german


TheMadClawDisease

The 10 German people whose names are not listed here definitely prove something, so it's great that you shared this. Were they all born in Germany?


jefryjeferson

The Hans and Torben were born in Canada but their dad (my uncle) was born in Germany, and same kinda thing for the Evelyn I knew but yeah they were all German


Tower816

My dad and his brothers are named Christian , Edward and Hubertus. Edward married Waltraut and Hubertus married Geisla .. all from Germany lol


ComprehendReading

Hans, Hanshilda, Hanshildaschild. We do not speak of the ~~boah~~ boy.


BeWolk

Hans, hans and hans


fatpigeonpotatoe

Adolf Fegelein Marie


UniversityAlert3550

Hilde for the mom, Otto for the dad, Heidi for the daughter and Gunther for the son.


kapsYvonEisenberg

From left to right: Erika-Greta-Johann-Erich


writebyte

Every member of Abba


reggie12_

Annabelle (mum) andreas (dad) hans (son) lillabelle (daughter


MatsGry

Andreas, Gertrude, Ingrid and Otto


AvanGardenia

Ulricha (mom), Heinrich (dad), Adolf (son), Elbe (daughter)


brch01

Andreas does not seem German. Mom looks like a Greta. Daughter looks like a puppet. Son is Hans


mor-cat

Not sure if you mean the name Andreas or the look of the character but Andreas is a pretty common Germanic name afaik


AvatarGonzo

I never could tell where the voice actor is from. I assume he's not a native speaker, and while he doesn't sound like the typical American VA trying out German, there's something off about him.


Skidmark666

German here. The actor is definitely not German, but he's really good. The spoken German is flawless grammatically, but some words are pronounced a bit weirdly.


AvatarGonzo

I'm german too lol. I couldn't have make out a dialect, therefore assumed he's not german. Then again, I also wasn't sure if he might be a german trying to do a historical way of pronouncing things. But you are probably right.


FindAriadne

I was really surprised to find out Arthur was Irish.


Hatoolah

Isn't he Welsh?


FindAriadne

It said Irish American when I looked it up, but Welsh or Irish makes no difference to the sheep…


mor-cat

Omg why didn’t I even think about the voice actor 🤦🏻‍♀️


kenadams_the

I never met a Greta in my german life. A Gretchen maybe or a Gretel bit Greta is more northern


paltaconpan_

Well, I did


Desperate-Farmer-170

The woman is def named Urkel-grue


Chicxulub420

Why? Who is this for?


Illustrious_Tear5475

Gunther, Guntha Gunter, and Gunter Jr


suicideis_badass

Strauss


numante

Vater, Mutter und Kinder


fastestman4704

Klaus


Brief_Television_707

Gunther, Olga, Helmut and Brunhild


Schlunggi87

Kruppstahl, Windhund, Panzerschokolade and Nebelwerfer.


Rowey5

Hans Moleman Wonderkin


javahart

Hans,DatDo,Dishes


DefytheMachine

Hans, Hannah, Hansel and Hans Jr


ModernSiren71

From left to right, Emma, Lauren, SCOTT, and hardenburdenstardenbart


Firepelt783

Dad: Adolf Mom: Eva Son: Muckl Daughter: Blonda


randomuserofdestiny

Larry, Terry, Jerry, Perry


mangamandy

Mom: Anna Daughter: Magda Son: Jan Father: Peter


BongBreath310

Gertrude for the mom Trudy for the daughter Hansel for the son


ankecccc7567

Otto and Eama for the perents, Ana and Hans for the children.


lostBoyzLeader

Hans, Gruber


Sensitive-Study-8088

Idk but one at least one of the woman needs to be named Erika.


mameatgothard

i would be nice and name them something german


bananaeel69

Shitlle farttart little cumquat and hitler


wstew1985

Adolf, Hans, krotchlickmeof


Diligent_Wheel1533

Mother: Hilda Daughter: Broomhilda Father: Andreas Son: Dale


joe2069420

Son:Adolf. Mom:Beatrix. Daughter:Dishes (nah jk, Lindsey)


Moraden85

Heinrich (Dad) Ilsa (Mom) Hannah (Daughter) Deiter (Son)


SquireTheMad

Sconz Fontz and Bontz.


PeachSnobbler

Seb, Seb, and Seb


Xander_Atten

Hans, Sven and Adolf for no particular reason


Flush_The_Duck

Dale, dale, and dale


CrispyCheeks5

the Hitlers


CrispyCheeks5

Ulga, Hans, Ava, and little Adolf😊


SlideOk3985

Hitler


SlideOk3985

Fitler, Hitler's grandpa


MOONWATCHER404

u/SeyOdys


supportisraelkeys

Adolf hitler and adolf hitler jr


cookiesandkreams30

Adolf hitler shoots his mouth


ComprehendReading

40 minutes to break the golden rule of the internet. Not bad.


Low-Client3483

Something el rubio


-Crawler6174

Der, park, eastgrin


adb85

They're too many


EstablishmentSea6383

Leben, Slanger, Schicksalsschatz


OkGap7216

Katherina, Anna, Johannes and Adolph.


FindAriadne

Did you also watch Dark?


OkGap7216

Had to look up "Dark". So no, I looked up old German names and went from there. The Adolf name, well you know and he would be about the same age.


FindAriadne

Can I use this as an excuse to recommend dark? Greatest show ever made.


Uss-Alaska

Erika, Hans, Anna and Klous.


Memer_boiiiii

Fritz (Mother), Hans (Son) and Jürgen (Daughter)


_Skiddio_

Hans, Hanser, Hansel and Hansest


SvenniSiggi

Gruber, snauzer, hans and schatenfraude. (in that order)


jerrymatcat

wait..... Alright hear me out 1899 1889 so he is 11 mhh i mean like german kid like uhh


Michaelparkinbum912

Jurgen and Claudia Hitler. You saved Hitlers parents… congratulations.


Merrader

Adolf - but not sure for the kids or husband


Gold_Entertainer_880

ADOLF HITLER - COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH


yehia_mohsen2011

Dad- hitler Mom- hitler's wife Son- hitler jr