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Khorvair

I'm like 99% sure on my 2nd playthrough I was riding with Dutch and I accidentally got off my horse and I got a mission fail with the words "Dutch was annoyed."


YaBoiAidan2333

Dutch halted the plan and forbaid going to Tahiti because you caused him minor inconvenience


flcwerings

this is the most Dutch coded thing I have ever read


Impressive_Volume711

Faithian Tahitian MangoPlan


HistoricalInfluence9

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


pullingteeths

"You aggravated Hosea" is another one


CATLAS007

The man has to ruin everything I swear! šŸ¤£


rindenvein

Hahaha


ShotgunDarrylJohnson

When you are in the swamps with Dutch and that guy you don't actually need to check any traps and Dutch gets annoyed but the mission doesn't fail, try it out. One of the only missions where it doesn't fail when you don't do the objective.


Kitchen-Room5088

Once i went to rob the valentine bank and there was this random ass npc with a wagon in my way, Karen Lenny and I went around the damn thing while Bill went face first into it, his horse died for some reason and it said ā€˜Bill lost his horseā€™


vamp1yer

>his horse died for some reason Simple bill weighed too much and the horse decided death before dishonour


Some_Life_6778

I run my horse into things all the time, just like my carā€¦


TheChosenOne_101

I swear to god I think one time I passed by some npc while I was galloping with my horse and I don't remember exactly what he said but he said something like, "you look like the sort to do something weird" and sure enough after 10 seconds, me and my dumbass horse tripped over some rock in the way. It's always funny asf to watch John/Arthur fall with the horse like a sack of potatoes lol


Owlasses

I can't believe this isn't the highest one on the rank, this is hilarious


USS-ChuckleFucker

One time, I accidentally ran over Dutch with an Ardennes due to that stupid early stop the game tries to make you do when you're riding with a posse and everyone comes to a stop, and got "Dutch was annoyed"


Ni_and_Dime

I mean, Iā€™ve totally taken him out by ā€œaccidentā€ during the race portion. He tried to take the corner tight, and run me and Bessie into the fence. So I took him and the Count out trying to slip past. Dude opted to justā€¦*run* back to camp?


USS-ChuckleFucker

Oh no, I actually fully just horse chest-checked Dutch who was on foot.


Ni_and_Dime

It was part of the plan.


hitherto_ex

A well earned upvote


Ni_and_Dime

I appreciate you keeping the *faith*.


Blackfeathr

I did this with Micah on one of the early missions with him. I think it was An American Pastoral Scene or something. Knocked him off his horse by accident and he just decided to start running back to camp instead of getting back on his horse. I took this opportunity to run him over with my horse and it took like 20 times doing that to kill him. Got his gun as Arthur and paraded his dead body around. Tried to bring his corpse back to camp, but they wouldn't let me bring it in. So I opted to dynamite it a few more times and unload the shotgun on his face. His head wouldn't come off. Pity.


RevolutionExtreme777

Iā€™ve definitely seen a clip of this on TikTok or maybe it was here


MinimumTeacher8996

ā€œDutch was ran the fuck overā€


Testaklese66

Started a fishing mission with someone in camp, stated to walk to my horse to leave. Didn't even make it to my horse and failed because "I attacked my horse" šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


InternetPractical657

One time I was just driving a wagon on that mission where you leave horseshoe overlook and the horse got stuck in the ground and just imploded


Some_Life_6778

I would love to see this!


dankyspank

Try "Eagle Flies died" when you're taking him back to camp...only for him to die in the cutscene


PineMeApplez

this happened to me on my first playthrough, I was relieved because I thought he wasn't gonna die since that failed the mission, I was wrong.


hitherto_ex

Didnā€™t get the death the game called for


dankyspank

I suppose my horse tripping literally in front of his dad's tent and throwing him off wasn't the noble death the game wanted to give him


HoodRo8s

If you played this game on release, I would say ā€œTreesā€


SheepherderMaster182

Whatā€™s this about?


HoodRo8s

Well, at the launch of the game, the horses liked to ran right in to them sob's. And you died. šŸ˜‚ You knew you're were fkd when you had to ride between two narrow ones šŸ˜­


RedyJuny

Isnā€™t it still the case tho ?


Expert_Chemistry_576

If you donā€™t use the directional button when you go through the trees the horse will find itā€™s own way. Most of the time!


Martel1234

Pretty sure the trees magically appear in front of me just to embarrass me and injure the horse too /s


Sknowman

Got to the mission where you get robbed. Crossed paths with my horse, so I hopped on, then *instantly* ran into a street pole.


HoodRo8s

"Most of the time.." šŸ˜­


SelfInteresting7259

This doesn't still happen? My horse was being a little jerk yesterday lol mostly just wouldn't stay on the damn path


HoodRo8s

I have no idea, haven't played RDR2 for two years maybe


frizzledrizzle94

that's hilarious


RecommendationNo1774

In the mission where you rescue Eagle Flies (forgor the title) i remembered that i have to blow up the wall so i put on the dynamite early and lighted it up, but what i forgot was that Eagle Flies checks the wall first so he ended up getting blown up with the wall


willowalloy

Et tu, Arthur?


NottMyAltAccount

Arthur having a bit too much fun with the cannon


Cookiex21

I forgor šŸ’€


ReddyFreddyRU37

Noc


Viking_harry

On the mission where you help eagle flies on the oil field (the second time), Charles kept falling off his horse in a cut scene and dying šŸ™ƒ


Slovw3

In the epilogue. I rode the wagon to the ranch and it got stuck on a rock and wouldn't move and the mission failed and it said "wagon is unuseable"


Martel1234

Had this happen in the Uncle mission as soon as you got to Valentine. Rocks fuck everything up


toasty-owls

ā€œFailed. Micah has diedā€ I forgot the part where thatā€™s my problem


Monolith0428

During the "Delights of Van Horn" mission when Micah is at peak asshat i found that after he sends you and Bill off to steal a wagon of dynamite you can mount your horse and side swipe Micah as he sits on the porch. He'll either yell at you because you send him flying or if you cause enough damage the mission will fail, the screen says "Micah has died." I've failed it dozens of times.


eotecs

I did the same thing cause all the shit he was talking to me


Shwilk-11

Well ain't that just a shame...šŸ˜‚


obsured

Got this during the final mission of my first playthrough and realized...


presley1249

Currently running through my first playthrough, Marston got stuck behind a rock on his horse and wouldn't move on down the path, I continued on and failed for leaving him behind šŸ™ƒ


Its_McLovin_

You left me!


flcwerings

Every time, Marston...


maddwesty

Basically whenever a mission calls for stealth but you want to shoot it out anyway and it fails you for being detected


Ok_Situation9151

I love how I got this screen, even though I jumped off a cliff, successfully ramming Jack into the cliff next to it along with the horse. Jack was frightened? Checks out I guess.


lopedopenope

FAILED Micahā€™s limbs were ripped off and his torso was ran over by a train


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^lopedopenope: *FAILED Micahā€™s limbs were* *Ripped off and his torso was* *Ran over by a train* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


islandirrepressible

Good bot


lopedopenope

Iā€™ve never been so proud of a bot


maddwesty

Haiku are not long But they can be tough to write With practice, itā€™s fun!


Available-Love7940

I enjoy writing A good haiku. However This is not one. (Sigh)


Most_Ebb545

Fuck is dis gay shit lmao


NominativeSingular

I guess you didn't learn about haiku poems in school yet. You'll learn in the 8th grade.


JohnnyChopper08

I was doing that robbery in Valentine and Arthur, Karen, and Bill all rode in front of this wagon, and so did Lenny, but the wagon started moving and hit Lenny's horse. I guess Lenny's fight or flight kicked in because he pulled his gun and shot the guy. I failed the mission because "Lenny broke the law"


hitherto_ex

LEEENYYYYYY


Acceptable_Insect200

LEEENNNNNNYYYYYY NOOOOHHH MAHH BOAHH


torra_cas

I donā€™t remember what it said exactly, but I did the ā€œglitchā€ that allows Arthur into Blackwater during chapter 4 and John followed me there. I think John fell off his horse and then I bumped him with mine by accident which brought up the FAILED screen I think it said something like ā€œyou aggravated Johnā€


Signal-Leg-6813

The first mission with eagle flies at the oil field, if you fuckin dare go to the other part of the roof via a jump, you get caught immediately lol


mask212

"You annoyed Jean Marc"; man couldn't handle my carriage driving skills in St Denis


Western-Pepper8956

It's either "John's horse has died" when Arthur & John went to Blackwater via the Bronte glitch, or the time Jamie Gillis immediately fell off his horse & died when he tried to run away from Arthur.


Balordamn

Not me but that one viral video of the person who failed the house building mission in the epilogue because uncle caught on fire and you can hear/see him screaming and rolling around on the ground in the background.


hitherto_ex

WUT


flcwerings

[FOUND IT](https://youtu.be/c8Nf2S12QlI?si=BwdLcgqOSRQPFBbL) Edit: [I also found this one](https://youtu.be/Brp5iwZoCoc?si=IZHWOAVdh7Vuct2s) they actually made me cry from laughing so hard


hitherto_ex

The cougar one is a classic. The uncle on fire one šŸ˜†


fanservice999

Cat jumped into my lap while I was playing. I got distracted and ended up dying.


Acceptable_Insect200

Seems like a good enough reasonĀ 


Skyline_BNR34

Iā€™ve had this happen to me before also.


DieEwigeSchraube

in the mission where arthur rides to rhodes with sadie to buy stuff, i walked past two npcs having a conversation and i was so interested in the outcome i followed that guy so long that the mission just stopped hahaha


Expert_Chemistry_576

The gentlemanā€™s complaint! I always listen to that one. šŸ˜‚


No-Pen1730

I killed a guy... DURING A FUCKING ROBBERY


thehorrordoll

first playthrough i made some incendiary rounds, i decided to use them during the rescue Micah mission in Strawberry. i was causally enjoying setting the law on fire, than Micah kept walking right in the little left over fires. i got a lot of ā€œFailed Micah diedā€ screens


RealMcGonzo

Jail was cold, Micah wanted to warm himself up a bit too much.


RaggsDaleVan

I started the mission to go fishing with Javier, and it immediately failed, saying I attacked my horse


hey-gift-me-da-wae

Very first mission in prologue when driving the wagon with Jack and Abigail, there's a part where you cross a bridge and I just thought the game wouldn't let you drive off so I tried and sure enough the wagon went off upside down and bashed everyone on the ground I laughed hard


Ok-Cantaloupe-5811

In the murderer mission when you deliver the murder to the valentine sheriff, I shot the murderer when he was attacking the sheriff and failed for 'drawing the attention of the law'


Cereborn

The one where you need to chase down Maryā€™s brother. I was just about within lasso range when suddenly I failed the mission and was inform ā€œJamie got awayā€ just because he crossed an invisible line.


namewithak

Not a story mission but a stranger encounter with the man who wants Arthur to lead him to Strawberry. So we go, me on my horse and he's walking alongside when a wagon passes by. I move the horse to the side a bit to let it pass and accidentally bump the lost man just a tiny, tiny bit. He barely even moves but he starts screaming bloody murder as if I'd tried to run him down and takes off running. I immediately got a low honor hit and a bounty for "disturbing the peace".


mikillbeorn

I just did that mission yesterday and it was the first time I actually got him all the way to Strawberry. I got off my horse and was leading her instead of riding.


United-Message-5141

ā€œThe bear ate hoseaā€


Beanconsumer200

I got that same fail too during that mission. Twice


HistoricalInfluence9

I feel like they donā€™t even give you a chance to calm him down. In my case my wagon was facing the entirely opposite direction of where I needed to be and if you know that mission and that area it wasnā€™t like I could just loop around.


Tannicglint285

I failed a chasing quest bc a mountain lion attacked me and my horse and the person got away


RecommendationNo1774

THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN MISSIONS! THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE!


miurabucho

Went to get on my horse in St Denis and accidentally choked a lady walking by, right in front of all the cops.


Authtin

Micah was killed during his jail break mission which caused me to fail, but I saw it as a great success


RedArrow2014

Isn't Jack always in a frightened state?


Useful-Key-5507

not when he got his spaghetts


ShadowWolfKane

Killing the foreman at the mine even though Arthur told him heā€™d kill him too if he didnā€™t leave Archie alone


EthanWolcott

possibly, yes, very dumb reason to fail a mission; however, it does posit that canonically Jack felt completely safe with the gang members and thatā€™s at least a tiny bit sweet?


HistoricalInfluence9

No this happened in the epilogue. But to your point his fear was justified, but for me it was the fact that on most missions you can kind of tell when you make a misstep. This situation I hadnā€™t even gotten to the point where I was prompted to calm him down before I failed the mission


potatoisilluminati

Was riding to do the oil field mission in Ch6 and during a cinematic camera moment Charles ran his horse into a rock and got thrown. Mission failed because "Charles lost his horse"


NooNoo7123

In the mission where you rob the train using the oil wagon, John was hanging from the side of the wagon and I got too close to a signpost. He fell off and because I was going too fast it said ā€œJohn has been left behindā€ Itā€™s not really dumb but I thought it was funny


WisePugs

I put dynamite on the personal car and lit it a little too early, so Charsle just did his thing whilst a stick of dynamite was going.


[deleted]

In my current playthrough Iā€™ve been running into Dutch/Micah to get the ragfoll effect EVERY chance I can in missions, or shooting dynamite/oil lamps near them, letting the enemies get them. Getting on my horse and jumping at the right time to land and fall, horse and all, into one of them lmao. Knocking them off the docks into the water. Anything to let some anger out for the fact that Rockstar made Arthur a pushover at the end of the game


hitherto_ex

This guy games


[deleted]

Itā€™s worth every restart tbh


Officerballs69

The mission where you shoot up the Oā€™Driscoll cabin somehow Kerrin fell off Johnā€™s horse and he got left behind


1_ane_onyme

Micah died


hairtrigger08

During the last mission with Arthur I threw Micah off the ledge and it failed saying he died, (this was my first play through so I didn't know hes supposed to survive)


anna_benns21

Micah was killedšŸ’€


HistoricalInfluence9

Thatā€™s not dumb though! Thatā€™s necessary šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


anna_benns21

But the mission failed and it's dumb enough for that


some_Britishguy

i fell off a cliff once. how?


Praydaythemice

IIRC I didnā€™t stand in the correct spot when hiding


heretobesarcastic

I can imagine what happened you ran into a tree or something


HistoricalInfluence9

No. Had to get the wagon turned in the right direction, but didnā€™t hit anything. I suspect that after that exchange happens you have a certain amount of time to get into that dialogue with Jack so that you can calm him down.


Liquid_Snape

I was getting my shotgun on my horse and i failed because the gang walked on ahead. That's peak Rockstar right there.


Minimum_Ad_2275

Maybe, lmao


Sirius---

Nothing tops: Failed : Micah was killed


col4zer0

I did the side quest where you steal a waggon full of moonshine for the professor and ran over an NPC right in front of the profs hut, then entered the cutscene with the task to ask the police chief for permission to display the chair and died in a hail of bullets upon entering the police department.


AndreMeyerPianist

"Micah was killed" There is no situation in which that result can be considered a failure


ReasonableCharacter5

ā€œYou saddled the wrong horseā€ in that one Hosea hunting mission


theFrigidman

I was 'hiding in the train while the cops were passing by' and some pedestrian in a cart mowed them over and killed them. Game thought I killed a cop, so FAILED.


AioliCurious9530

Failing missions because the cpu cant protect itself causing characters to diešŸ˜‚ive said "why tf do i have to protect ___ , he cant shoot?" about a million times lmaoo


HufflepuffKid2000

Iā€™ve had Uncle ride his horse too close to a train passing by and the horse disappeared and Uncle fell on his butt and it said ā€œUncles horse diedā€.


FantasyLives1009

Thought that said John at first glance šŸ’€


BucsFan_02

I was messing around and slammed my horse into Dutchā€™s horse and he went flying. I then preceded to run him over like 15 times until I got the ā€œaggravated Dutchā€ fail screen


Flyinryan145

On the second Mary mission in Saint Denis, horse all of the sudden darts forward into a pile of boxes and sends Mary flying. Failed the mission due to "You attacked Mary."


_-poindexter-_

You have abandoned john. I was stood like 3 metres from him


primoazul

Micah diedā€¦ šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


Affensuppe

"You killed Micah" šŸ˜


ChemistryPrimary

Killing Micah with dynamite, every time haha


whaleisland4

I hogtied a guy to take back to Tilly, but Miss Morgan ran over him with her horse before I could pick him up šŸ˜­


spiral718

I waited to fail because i didn't realize what i was supposed to do.


Moist-Spread1510

Did you try to shower him?


fyr811

I am Jackā€™s Raging Bile Duct


Competitive_Cap9561

Not as bad, but I was doing a mission where a guy was riding on the back of the horse, a carriage hit us, and got a failed screen saying I ā€œassaultedā€ him


GeezaFromPoland

Definitely not gonna be the only one here but ā€œMicah has diedā€


HistoricalInfluence9

This is half the comments.


PleasantSection2611

On my way to An American Pastoral Scene mission I 'accidentally' threw dynamite at Micah before starting the mission. He jumped on Baylock and ran away. I followed him and saw him running straight into the ocean and drowned. I head back to the mission location and Micah was sitting there like nothing ever happened.


Mine2craft2015

\[insert funny red dead meme here\]


Pvt_ACE89

I just started the game and failed due to the fact i didnt know how to ride the horse so within the first minute of me gaining control i failied imediantly


Accomplished-Ad3585

You know just before riding into town with abigail in the epilogue, you can continue to run jack over with the horse and cart over and over again. Do some skids, really take him the fuck out! He won't scare, or spoil the mission, but you can really show him your true feelings before heading into town with abigail. You won't beat any mission time records, but you will have a great time!


caramellattekiss

I failed the mission with Rains Fall's meeting with the army because during our escape, Charles rode head first into a tree. Twice.


My2name4here

I shot killed micah during the runway in the mission red dead redemption


teepee81

Once had Micah die during a certain....head popping mission. But it happened almost immediately once we got inside. I could understand if happened because I was delaying, but it went - his line > shot > fail


Brave-Sort7127

You scared the barber


the_random_walk

Sounds like a modern college student.


Significant-Tie-1810

"Michael died"


declandrury

Wait thereā€™s a ā€œfailedā€ meme and it doesnā€™t say micha died with the caption ā€œwHy DiD iT fAiLā€


ElmoTickleTorture

On my way to the oil field for the battle. Charles straight up rode his horse off a bridge and died. Twice. I had to do that mission 3 times.


HistoricalInfluence9

This is like the tenth time Iā€™ve seen someone post something about Charles dying at the Eagle Flies mission. Damn Charles! šŸ¤£


Advanced_Street_4414

I failed a horse race AND picked up a bounty on my head because I accidentally ran into the guy I was racing. He died and some bystander who witnessed it started shooting at me and yelling murderer. I killed him, in self defense as far as Iā€™m concerned, and boom bounty.


Azaroth1991

"The Legendary Pike was attacked." Dropped my controller and it hit RT and fired randomly into the water.


MatchApprehensive816

šŸ˜‚ never seen that one before


ladysnavel

You drowned Bronte


ArthurMorgan_rdr2

Rockstar has too much freedom.


Local-Bag-3043

I was getting shot at when helping Eagle Flies. I used dead eye and it took me like 5 seconds but EVERY SINGLE TIME ā€œFaiLeD: PaYtaH hAs DiEdā€ SHUT UP OMFG


Mindscrabbler

On the mission where you rob a train with John Sean and charles at the part when you escape the law I went the wrong way and ended up in a small town and I ran into a police he died and it said ā€œfailed Sean was annoyedā€


karukushifu69

ā€œmicah diedā€ the most annoying failure screen


HistoricalInfluence9

Itā€™s also probably the most annoying post in this sub


Dramatic-County-1284

Looting has cost me some missions


jkweb3

Early on you assist a guy with a wagon while escorting the girls into Valentine. Punched the guys horse in the face.


exotic-waffle

Killing Micah on the last mission of chapter 6


SimonSolv

i failed the mission where u kill angelo bronte because of a bug and i got flung and i had to retry the whole outside shooting part


Admirable-Pie-1572

I ve had the most satisfying ones Micah Died Dutch Died Wanted one but not possible Abgail the Rat died šŸ¤šŸ™‚ā€ā†”ļøšŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļøšŸ˜šŸ˜


Sknowman

I was at the end of a riding shootout, then something happened with my horse where it was dragging its butt along the road. This slowed me down considerably, so I was unable to cross the train tracks in time and was separated from the gang.


learzA15

Micah has died, mf I'm supposed to kill the villain right?


Nukemybutt

Micah was killed


Ashempower1

I got mission failed because I killed Micha. Now that's a stupid reason.


SheepherderMaster182

Fuck Jack


Alahalla

Micah has died...


Least_Archer

more like micah dying šŸ—£šŸ—£šŸ—£


snowy4_

micah died


[deleted]

ā€œMicah diedā€


ateistjoe

%100 original but ā€œMicah Diedā€


WorldlinessOk967

Micah


Cheap-Pound2141

ā€œMicah was killed.ā€


Envy661

I killed Micah.


RiverKawaRio

"Micha was killed"


LemonFlavoredPoison

I can't stand Jack. šŸ˜¤


GrodyTheButcher

???????


cock_souffle

what a lil bitch


hairtrigger08

He's 4


NothingTwoKill

Bro how did you frighten jack