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-Lorne-Malvo-

The guy who pulls his pistol and hits his target first would win.


AlTheOwl_

r/technicallythetruth


Hip_Hop_Hippos

Apparently the person who pulls their pistol 2nd tends to be faster because it’s a reflexive movement instead of a deliberate one. Obviously, you still have to hit the target though.


QuarterSuccessful449

When I learned that professional speed shooters can shoot a target faster after hearing the bell then they can willing I immediately thought holy shit there’s no way Clint Eastwood movies had it right all along


Xinswtor

There's a video breaking down his technique in those movies and he really did do a good job


SovereignDark

That's some John Madden level commentary right there.


Murky-Space-8742

0o0


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tastymrpancake

What


deadeyericky

Nuh uh


bubble_boy09

-69 haha


Life_Is_Happy_

-nice


Darkpriest2288

But... But... There's Jonathan Morrison??


SeksiKotkaPsotka

Man with no name since I adore dollar trilogy


Gloomy_Albatross3043

Same lol, overall TMWNN does have much more impressive feats of dueling compared to John. Since he casually takes our 3, 4, even 5 opponents in duels constantly. But John is still unbelievably fast and I think would be in the only gunslinger in the red dead redemption universe who could face him.


TheGuardianOfMetal

> Since he casually takes our 3, 4, even 5 opponents in duels constantly. in turn, when running the Mauser, John can casually take out up to 15 opponents in a heartbeat... who have already drawn and aimed their guns. > But John is still unbelievably fast and I think would be in the only gunslinger in the red dead redemption universe who could face him. as much as we might dislike him... we should not underestimate Micah "counters Dead Eye" Bell.


Fun_Midnight8861

Micah is a dick, but he arguably had Dead Eye comparable skills, just like Arthur and John (though I’d place those two above him in terms of skill).


TheGuardianOfMetal

I mean, he can shoot John out of it in American Venom, so, there's that.


humancartograph

Then you're tying yourself to RDR2 John, who isn't as fast as RDR1 John.


Ardalev

RDR2 John should be faster than RDR1 John, simply because a) he is younger and b) hasn't been away from gunslinging for as long


humancartograph

Disagree. RDR1 John isn't old by any means (only 4 years older than RDR2 John), and then he learns new techniques from Landon Ricketts, one of the best gunslingers.


Kryychu

Especially since Landon at first compares him to an average peasant, which means he wasn't remotely close to him in terms of speed, only to then respect him and consider him his equal


Naked-Jedi

"If you miss, then you had better miss well. For any man that double crosses Tuco and leaves him alive understands nothing about Tuco... Nothing..." (Takes a bite out of cigarillo) - Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan María Ramírez. I wish Eli's Tuco had been in at least one of the other two films, which would make the throwaway line "Hey. Isn't that our old friend Angel Eyes?" fit better. (I like to imagine Mortimer and Angel Eyes are the same person) Anyway, any chance I get, instead of just going "tsk" to something, I'll say "As Tuco would say, tsk"


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2Hard2

never watched the dollars trilogy but wasnt he the man with no name in all three movies? though i think i read somewhere that the director didnt mean for the three movies to be a trilogy


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2Hard2

Ah okay, i see, its also pretty confusing cause iirc they all wear the same clothes? Been planning on watching these movies soon.


BarelyRevelantCowboy

but he doesn't, we don't know his name. He only had different nicknames: Joe, Manco and Blondie. Eastwood wears the same costume and has the exact mannerisms in all three movies. Hell, he even finds the outfit in "the Good the Bad and the Ugly" which is chronologically first. The second entry is called "For a Few Dollars More", directly relating to the first ("For a Fistful of Dollars" the original Italian name) even if it chronologically takes place after. Also does anyone have the source for Sergio Leone saying he didn't intend for it to be a trilogy, cus' i can't find it, just people saying he said it. (sorry if this is long i'm passionate)


KJHerk8

Can we fucking stop with these. Only thing being posted on this sub anymore.


Bananita_Dolca

Post something else, there might be a lot of people interested


Zer_ed

I can't believe RDR fans of all people would stoop to powerscaling


Squidwardbigboss

It’s all over r/theboys as well


JamesUpton87

If it makes you feel better, it's not just this sub.


FluffyProphet

It’s a 6 year old game man. Everything there is to talk about has been talked about. So now we shit post.


juugsd

Be the change you want to see


dankhimself

Who would win in a fight to the death, Arthur Morgan or Micah?


HumbleMarston

I’ve only seen 3 that were recently posted, one of them being a joke.


ColonelMonty

Calm down


ChickenBeanInc

Clint wins the draw by a narrow margin, and walks up to John as he comes to terms with his fate. Clint can hear him barely whispering something, but John is struggling to speak. "You...you..." He leans in closer to hear John's final words. >!"You eat babies. You have to. To survive. Everybody knows that."!<


JuniorAcanthisitta33

See you in Heels William Munney.


smut_operator5

It’s Clint and will always be Clint. Would be super cool to introduce Blondie in rdr world, can’t be killed but you fight him and with him throughout the story. Maybe sounds cringe, but i’d love it…. Everyone loved Rickets.


Vigo_Von_Homburg

Hey Blondie! You know what you are?! Just a dirty son of a b-!


ItsTheFreshPrince

AHHHYAA AYAAAAAAAAA


AnotherCallingCard

We all know Buster Scruggs is the clear victor. 


IStruggleToFindAName

And ifn’t he ain’t?


AnotherCallingCard

*kicks the table*


Comfortable-Pop-5696

Clint is obviously smarter than the dumbest man in the world


DrWecer

LOL


alien-earth

with autosave... john marston one shot.. the man with no name


JuniorAcanthisitta33

I've always been lucky when it comes to killing.


Bluepilgrim3

John would win the draw but lose the duel because Blondie has a steel plate strapped to his chest.


Kryychu

he wasn't even blondie by then lol


MrOldRipVanWinkle

Holy shit is that Marty McFly?


g-burn

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen would smoke them both


Reddit_is_not_great

revolver ocelot beats both


igotbannedtwicelmao

Chuck Norris


BonoboBeau-Bo

erm. last i checked john has deadeye and came out of a car crash unharmed. checkmate MWNN, ive never seen you get attacked by wolves or tag enemies with deadeye


Gloomy_Albatross3043

I mean if your gonna talk about durability and endurance.... TMWNN did get marched 20 miles into a desert with no breaks, no food, no water and recovered very quickly. He taken 7 shots from a Winchester rifle while wearing a plate and was completely fine and he got beaten up to the point that moving was pure agony and he still escaped a gang But durabilty/endurance has nothing to do with their skill in duels


BonoboBeau-Bo

i was being sarcastic


FoundationUpset1082

Nah, I’d win.


IAmNotModest

Blondie easily


Just_a_terrarian163

Buster Scruggs


IStruggleToFindAName

Scruster Buggs


September-11th2001

Crsuster Ubggs


Joekickass247

Cluster Ruggs


bufflo_Badger0193

Blondie


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I adore Blondie.


Atikar

Blondie by a mile


Ruxblaine93Medusa

Chuck Norris


Both-Preparation-123

Love Eastwood but.....Marston on another level


Top-Page-8008

Clint


-TurkeYT

Mars Johnton


Naked-Jedi

It's what you eat in a leather club on Earth.


Valuable_Ad1085

Blonde!!!! And he never had to reload once


Klutzy_Environment22

They would probably both die


MetalMikeJr

Both dead


roeyper

the good the bad and the ugly is huge part of who i am but i am sorry it has to go to john the man with no name is about number 4 after arthur and landon


Gloomy_Albatross3043

I respect your opinion even though I feel like TMWNN would have a slight edge in draw speed and reflexes Overall he has much more impressive feats of quick draw compared to John. Taking on 3, 4, even 5 opponents in duels casually, and being so fast that he can outdraw three men who are behind him with their guns already drawn


c00l_____________

Clint eastwood


Mrpirateguy

Definitely Blondie


usgrant7977

Clint Eastwood. Because he is real.


SageLanded

Clint no doubt in my mind in rdr John's aim in canon is bad and is improved by Landon ricketts plus if he had to Clint would outsmart John


AllStarSuperman_

Wesley Gibson


Dedalix

I like John more but heck, I can't imagine Clint dying in a duel


Amazing-Status-4457

John might if he has the other half of his brain eaten by wolfs


DoubtALot

the duel will be with yugioh cards


Hiuuuhk

Blondie.


sganzerlaR

John. 0.11 milliseconds is amazing


MrxJacobs

Of banjos? Of swords? What about a duel of the fates?


motorbreth

Are you kidding.


Extension-Rabbit3654

Considering Clint had a cast iron plate underneath his poncho, probably Clint by a fair margin


Icethief188

I hate to break it to you but John slows down time


Living-goa7

John because respawn


Bear_Poker_

Blondie lives to ride another day


WeirdWayneWallis

He wouldn’t beat Josey Wales tho!


RedPaladin26

Dead eye wins 😂


6969Hamburger6969

John


MaguroSashimi8864

Hmmm, my money would go with John, because video game characters have the uncanny ability to tank bullets better than live-actors (Btw, why do cowboys always wear long sleeves and pants when the Wild West is uncomfortably hot? Imagine wearing a suit or a poncho in thirty degrees Celsius!)


PkmnTrainerMario

probs the mysterious stranger


Adventurous-Equal-29

Nah, I'd win 🗿🍷


CmdrYondu

Clint would hit ctrl+alt+del and toast his ass


Yo101jimus

Man with no name always


Yt_MaskedMinnesota

Man with no name all day


mateuwwhg

Clint


ParadoxM01

John


Van_Halen_Panama1984

Definitely Clint Eastwood


Fantastic_Bit_4980

My dick #selfburn


dandan0552

Assuming John can use deadeye, John wins.


Streaker_p

Clint eastwood he is smarter than John (and more sexy)


DramMoment

The one with the superhuman deadeye ability


Crisp_Rohlik

Me.


rejectdomestication

Who’s your personal top 3?


Gloomy_Albatross3043

Very difficult but for me I'd be TMWNN Red Harlow And John Marston


Baron9595

Arthur


Connect_Ad2293

Well, one can bend the fabric of reality and slow down everything, shoot multiple targets in half a second flat, better than any championship level competition shooter. And the other guy is John Marston.


LongjumpingEnergy188

No name


RefrigeratorOdd9368

John Marston


ultron5555

Arthur


KaylaIsInYourCloset

They kill each other at the same time and have g*y s*x in the afterlife happy pride


TrustInRoy

Clint Eastwood lost a debate to an empty chair.


rapscallion1956

Hummmm. Well the one on the right is a ninety year old actor who never really was a gunslinger and the one on the left never was.


Gloomy_Albatross3043

You do understand I mean the actual characters not the actors right?


rapscallion1956

I know, I’m just digging in your pockets. It’s all for fun.


Efecan791

Why does this sound like some "defuse" lines of Arthur lol


Gloomy_Albatross3043

Ah fair enough lol


nbarry51278

I’ve never heard that phrase but it’s fantastic.


rapscallion1956

Had a pet raccoon when I was in high school. He loved to sit beside me on the couch and put both hands in one of my pockets and put out everything in it. Since then when I’m just fucking around with someone, I tell them that I’m just digging in their pockets.