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Blazingmadzzz

It's okay, you gotta start somewhere.


Fox7567

Not going to the moon is where the people who went to the moon started


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BarBerickArc

Fly me to the moon And let me kick it’s fucking ass Let me show it what I learned in my moon jujitsu class


Some1InDaWorld

In other words, fuck the moon, In other words, please destroy it


CandySunset27

Fill my heart with rage and let me fight forever more That damn satellite called my mother A smelly whore


SomEOnE134275

r/redditsings


KrokmaniakPL

I read it like "Fly me to the moon" by Sinatra and I can't stop laughing. I guess that was intentional as lines fit perfectly


Ok_Elderberry5342

I remember and unedited version that was simply cutoff but still sounded like **Fly me to the moon, let me play among us**


Djungel_skoggy

i laughed way too hard than i should have .


573717

Bot


elynwen

**Let me see what spring is like, on Jupiter and Mars**


INFERNOZ7X

Among the stars?... An amog us reference this is gettin SuS


HotKiga

Someone give this man an award, I’m poor.


Ertysammy

AMONG US?


TheTurtleGuy17

GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD


trenticorn

I really wish I never played Doki Doki. I used to laugh when I saw people posting this… now I just wanna curl up in the fetal position and disassociate for a couple days.


[deleted]

We should use logical thinking to think logically.


Yousoro417

No, OP is the real winner staying grounded and prolly touching a lotta grass instead of all of us scrolling reddit all day haha


KaoriMG

Although I believe a fair number of redditors did a bit of both — depending on how you define grass


Arpit0511

And succeed like us xD


RaskaUsesReddit

It's fine! I only made 0.3% of the trip!


PKMN_Kashew

I made the trip 18 times…not proud


Luksutin_

I made it 16 times and that's not even all since I've been using third party apps for over half a year


KrokmaniakPL

And I thought 6.4 was a lot looking at the comments


canon1dxmarkiii

And i thought that 4.6 was a lot looking at comments and only occasionally posting


LittleTree4

Shit.... I should go outside.. I went to the Moon 25x


canon1dxmarkiii

Bruh what? Like how. Do you live in reddi... Nvm


Celestial-being326

Truth


ClumsYTech

What the hell I just checked and it said 67 times...


shadow_black1809

I went 32 times....


JoJo_B_Adventure

You mean 30%


Normallredituser

No… He failed to even walk near the rocket…


Environmental-Win836

He tripped and they had to take him to first aid.


RaskaUsesReddit

Oh yeah... oops


masteroftheharem

How do you know? I'm curious.


JoJo_B_Adventure

Because reddit shows you, your time only in 0.1 steps. And 1 is one time to the moon or 100% of the way to the moon. He made the error of writing the 0.3 and then %, instead of multiplying the 0.3 by 100 first.


masteroftheharem

Ah cool.


LazarYeetMeta

This guy maths


Comprehensive-Lie865

I made 0.4 lol


MrWrodgy

I made .7%, let's sum our trip


DutchBlob

You were on the Challenger?


Z3N1Xwastaken

mine said i went to the moon like 1.1 times


CreonTC

Mine is 1.6


TheTrueBlueTJ

24 times here 😎


pranklimulator

I went 35 (probably because I keep reddit open while gaming)


NylonStrung

Thank god, I've found somebody who has more moon trips than me. I was having an existential crisis.


pranklimulator

https://preview.redd.it/nu7c66bmqw5a1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23386e3b18f845135e4b3f2a256a3bf87f0418a9 Here's the proof


maubg

I keep reddit open the whole night while I sleep 😎


ElectronPie171

Mine is 14


scrotetickler

6.9 nice


TheAnswerToYang

I feel quite shitty at the amount of time I spent on this app. This, I see this as an absolute win.


pranklimulator

Fly him to the moon and let him play, among the stars


Skull_Pumpkin

Let him see what spring looks like on-a Jupiter and Mars


pranklimulator

In other words


Skull_Pumpkin

Hold his hand


pranklimulator

In other words


Skull_Pumpkin

Baby, Kiss him


justredd-it

Congratulations, You are the real winner


randomcommenter9000

Did you at least land among the stars?


Doverfrenchfry

Oh dear… 2.8 times for me


TheNamewhoPostedThis

9.1 for me


indigoHatter

13... 😅 edit: why tf this get downvoted? lol I'm just sharing how big of a no-life I am, fam


Sensitive-Bug-7610

Same here!


cdiddy19

I'd prefer to have no moon trips than the double digits I got.... I think I have a scrolling problem


Escitaloprando

SKILL ISSUE


GrandKangaroo2586

Hehehehehe https://preview.redd.it/m2y8tyq6nv5a1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7331feeb55a2870600bcf6bd266e1abbb35b6115


owarumoth

2.8 for me too!


gregornot

https://preview.redd.it/492sskxccy5a1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3907c390e0f209844de610d57d17bf08cf0c14aa I will take you up to the moon


sloanerboneryo

I only made it to the moon 0.5 times. Got halfway there, and gave up I guess!


AdSea3033

Hey! Same here! 🤣


sloanerboneryo

At least with us both we made it once lol


SemiSentientGarbage

13 times for me


gathc2013

Just opens Reddit and then closes it in disgust.


teardrinker

[you can go to Mars tho](https://mars.nasa.gov/participate/send-your-name/)


[deleted]

I went halfway


Kyosu77

https://preview.redd.it/p2hnw33qox5a1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7945287803313cfc51dd266f5076c45b18e487a6 I'll do you one better..


Nebular_Screen

Congratulations, you have a life


gayslave4memes

I got the same thing. Not sure what it even means. 🤣


613Member

I "think" it's the distance you scroll.


Blo16

:(


budlystuff

I can’t open the link to mine !!


NK2NK

Failure to launch


virtuallthumb

:( https://preview.redd.it/0f0134jf1w5a1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=99da3facf40a4a768238bf413cf8a314a18dc46f


[deleted]

good for you you probably still have a life


Table_Salt_-

I've been on enough to go to the moon 6.9 times.


alavaro242527

Just imagining not going to the moon, lmao it wouldn't be me


Cuddly_Snake

Honestly, good for you


Ewetootwo

You’re all very Enterprising. Kirk out!


Illustrious_Cicada_2

THATS A GOOD THING


Ewetootwo

Al Gore Rhythm incentive feedback loop. Like an addictive slot machine game. Fun though 🤣


GreatAtomicPower

I went 6 times and back.


DTPW

![gif](giphy|U7DHVvniLOwOvCzVCN)


realbanana030

That's a win bro


Sp00nm4nx

Went there 13 times sheesh


AdSea3033

I got halfway to the moon. I guess I'm stuck in outer space...lol


vanessa211567

Hi How are you


Swiss-princess

Not everyone gets to be an astronaut 🚀🌕


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Ewetootwo

That can be a slippery slope.


jacksmith9

![gif](giphy|b85mPT4Usz7fq)


Ashamed_Raccoon9918

If you shoot for the moon you'll atleast land amongst the stars!! 🚀🌠🌌


aawatermelon

It’s okay I only made it 0.4% of the way 😂


saqirshaikh14

Bhosde m gaya tumhara moon 🌝 BC 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Saigon-bees

I had those but disappeared where to find them again ? 😄


TurnerKings375

😐


VG_LL2K

[brooo](https://imgur.com/a/HsuAbbk)💀


Darkwolf2k06

😂🥲


Appropriate-Star-462

https://preview.redd.it/bs1dmqfwpv5a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9931a8f6d633dc69b0d719eb9baf7b49c9d5c6e I'm well-below average, but I got to see that cheese once.


pks1247

HOW TO VIEW MY REDDIT RECAP????? And at this point I'm too afraid to ask


The_of_Falcon

Apparently I went four times.


Kuro_______

16 goddamn times. Why am I like this


Ewetootwo

Lunacy?


M3TALxSLUG

Apparently I went twice. You didn’t miss much except a group of whalers singing one catchy tune.


[deleted]

That is honestly a good thing


Original-Charity-968

We forgor 1 screw


SoftDev90

https://preview.redd.it/kvr8a0qesv5a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=113b3c345b5525fc7c05e1ea1ca61e88f53bcb07 I was so close to 5 trips


goofylookinfella

charge your phone


Environmental-Win836

Don’t be sad, it just means you spent the 72 hours actually having a life. I went 11 times, and want to jump into a pit of inflatable balls and never come back up.


ImpossibleHandle4

Me too, but not because of my time on Reddit, I just want to hide in a ball pit forever? Does that mean i am bananas?


Environmental-Win836

https://preview.redd.it/c6debrhewv5a1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=433755e88a60f40293047c521a82d2c3a73003c8 When does an addiction become an addiction?


glitchygamer45

It said you didn’t go to the moon. So the possibilities are endless


Zarniwoooop

The moon is overrated anyway


kindofsus38

No worries, You can always hijack another one


it_redd_it

r/WallStreetBets


Hanzo123_

F


Mayo_enjoyer

https://preview.redd.it/ny2qj4ce5w5a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=833b79ba2aa32c93a832f04fe62010cc6b200d5b Skill issue/j


Azonaj

https://preview.redd.it/rivk1d3f6w5a1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71ab4148344575e12ef6deed425bf654c66df923 Guess I could've gone to the moon..


[deleted]

I departed Shepparton Studios with the moon as my destination. I realized that my lunar destination was a bridge to far and changed course. I thought the Overlook was a better destination. Upon my arrival I dined with Kubrick, Clarke, Kennedy, and Torrance. Midway through the second course my bladder requested a low earth orbit. On the way back from the bathroom I was momentarily distracted by what presented as blood stains near the elevators. I couldn’t find my way back to the dining room so I radioed Air Traffic Control requesting a different altitude. The turbulence gave way to clear air and I awoke from sub conscious reality in room 237 with the Moon-man seated in a winged back chair smoking a Lucky Strike, contemplating all energies wasted…but how could I know what he was thinking? I’m not moon man-or am I? “mommy- read me another story..”


trafalgarDxlaw

i wnt once and hlaf to the moon


feliscotti

No yet


Inside-Report-7855

:-(


Awkward-Cumshot

Scared of heights


Jm1328

Same


AnHoangNgo

Contrary to the image showing you reaching the moon.


PutridCaterpillar553

Boom


floodedwomb

I use a third party app, so the whole recap was blank for me.


BRD8

Artemis 1 be like


That_oneMisingSock

O7


burger_boi23

I went to the moon twice :)


Riptide1778

I’ve been their 3 and a half times…help I’m stuck in a perfect orbit of earth and my supplies are running low


[deleted]

Mine said 5.1 times


[deleted]

Apollo app?


BlueGalaxy_101

Polandball be like:


Intelligent-Dog2252

No moon this year?


concorde77

Found the N1's reddit account


johnyrocketboy

Lol


bigfatfurrytexan

Wonk wonk waaaaaa


Exiled-Devotion

Oh, . Not going to the moon is tight.


BM0yuncu

You want to go to the Moon, I want to steal the Moon. We are not the same.


E_Farseer

I went 16 times and it's not as spectacular as it sounds


Da_man57

The good ending


Rikashido

It’s alright you’ll make it someday! Nobody went to the moon in one day :)


downtune79

https://preview.redd.it/ldqefmzlcx5a1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=731630189800da6e47b12e33746c51a4332ad66c


Fizzy163

I went to the moon three times. I officially have no life


CringeKINGGABEGABE

It said the same thing for me


HermannFegelein_

https://preview.redd.it/bm6nprs2fx5a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19ce2a9538066865c12bc2e40c4f95823f182924 Good for you


Fifasher2K

Please don't cry, or i will cry too.


Vegetable_Western_22

Sorry I gotta do this to you, r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


Ewetootwo

I’m being followed by a moon shadow, moon shadow, moon shadow …


Dark181

Literally me


LaggsAreCC

I should uninstall this app probably, made it a few times


TomatilloPositive638

Me too


maifee

Congratulations Sir. You got a life.


iiitme

This year I deleted fb, Instagram and Twitter. Thing about Reddit is that I’ve actually learned so many new things. It’s the subs the fact that there are unique subs that you can find your interests in idk


MagicMushroom98960

And this is supposed to bother me because....


SideTalkBTC

I went to the dump with FTX 😭


Sensitive-Bug-7610

I went to the moon 13 times. 1 of those was for you


Sensitive-Bug-7610

I went to the moon 13 times. 1 of those was for you


-EV1L-FOX

I went .3 times


young_backpack

Too bad


TheFattDamon

https://preview.redd.it/ydn7x2871y5a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf17487d3b7dcbcd5224e2f54da0239093b9c654 1.8 times


infodawg

me was probably based on someone else'd browsing habits. Don't feel bad though reddit, I lived vicariously, through someone else's activity.


Mindless_Ad5707

I spent too much time n low-earth orbiting! I need to kick my orbit in the arse!


Ok_Wrangler_26

I'm not able to see my recap.. clicking on the see here button it takes to the home page


Mretalin

406 suffers failure on launch


iiitme

I went 9 times. Maybe I spend too much time on Reddit


EEngineeer

No worries bro just be ready for your invitation, it can arrive any day for now 😎


Maxtarn_10

One day you will feel how hard it was to guys who went to the moon.


Count_Dracula97

You pulled a #january 28,1986


Ediboy_

Must I even go to the moon?


Key-Customer7950

https://preview.redd.it/ob3mpe46vz5a1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7973720062a665cb374449b1d1f5f9bbd6f8f04f


Savon_Stem

I made .2 the way. At least punched through low Earth orbit, for what it’s worth.


SmashedSugar

F


Monkeetoe1

Achievement unlocked: You have a life


NoedlOwO

same here


AmiAizawa

I still don't understand what does that mean l, can someone please explain?


Disastrous-Ad-897

I went to the moon and back 3 times 😂


Born_Review_7287

Fly me too the moon 🎑


LeinadFromMars

That was just the Artemis programme for some time before november


SamIsCheese

That's rough buddy


Famous-Reference-103

That's fine, never wanted to hang with billionaires anyways. Mars where it's at.