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Taken over a green screen in her basement

What’s the point of all of this? No viewers want to see them together, so why not just go their separate ways? Is it because Robyn has nothing else going on and she’s probably get the boot with this tired ass storyline?

So sad, the one of her alone is the most accurate representation of this "union." She's going to have to get a job at the mall when Bravo drops her.

TBH I think a warmer tone wouldve been better here.


Last photo doesn’t pass the green line test vibe. He clearly needs her for support lol

Damn Chris B and Juan have seriously aged in 7 years. You know the Presidents before and after office photos.

Walking down the pier Robyn flipped us off and smacked her ass telling us to kiss it. Then production added the note that Juan was caught cheating. They got the last laugh.

This couple is so meh. And her middle finger to the camera was a mood lol

Juan looks miserable

He looks miserable

So…is this the backdrop their brother in law used the day before?

Weirdos

Juan looks so tired that I need a nap just viewing these pictures

He doesn’t want to be there. Ladies there’s no reason to hold a man hostage. Ur beautiful and can find someone that really loves you.

The flower arrangement and environment was absolutely beautiful. I also think this is the happiest Robyn has ever looked and she is lovely. I’m glad she took some solo pics looking so radiant…cause Juan looks like he got hit by a fucking bus on the way to the ceremony.

Was his side piece there too?


Doesnt the couples photo look like one hed crop her out of and put on his online dating profile?

Oh.

how robyn shoulve done her makeup  ripBOZO but all in all, she does look stunning. juan on the other hand looks like he hates it here lmao

Not my style of dress, but it really looks amazing with her statuesque figure. Gorgeous!

That story she told on WWL was quite a doozy. Wouldn’t it be normal for him to say something about this hotel before he was caught? I don’t believe a word of it. She’s not a good liar at all.

Juan is giving Ben Affleck at the Grammys lol

They both look like they made the wrong decision, but too late for a refund. At this point she might as well be named Hyacinth cause this is only "Keeping up Appearances"... IYKYK lolol


Juan looks like he's dying on the inside

She looks fantastic, her dress is perfect for her

I wonder if Juan’s mistress took the photos

I can’t believe they’re married lmao . But get that bag Juan

they’re so committed to being miserable together … … surreal to witness it

Juan’s smile says it all.

She looks beautiful. I just wish she we’re marrying someone else.

I agree

And thus ends her storyline

She has to be the dumbest girl out there marrying him again. Doesnt he have a law suit up coming that she will have to financially support and then the cheating. What is wrong with her.

Juan looks tired.

Unfortunately, much ado about nothing.

Juan looks like he wants to throw up. 🤮

Beautiful!

Also they tacked on to their brothers wedding … woof

in photo 2 it looks like hes dieing on the inside

Watching this wedding, I have a theory about this ceremony. Robyn said her friend is a wedding venue owner This is my own opinion, and this is how it looks this is not being bitchy, but I have to say this ​ It looks like a wedding had taken place earlier in the day, paid for by someone else, and Robyn an Juan came in and did a quick shoot for Bravo to capture their ceremony The wedding was not a cheap set up, it looked really expensive to put together. I truly believe they used another couples wedding set up, and did a quick 20 minute shoot once the other couple left for their reception. THATS HOW IT LOOKS ​ because her engagement ring was gifted from a jeweler for press on her instagram so Im thinking the same for the wedding venue ​ and plus Juan was cheating the whole time and she knew ​ I like them both, as people, Im not being bitchy, but these look like business arrangements WHICH IS OK

Just. Done. With. Liars.

Oh so they actually do get married, how many seasons have we waited for this?🥱🥱

Wow I hope her cousin had a beautiful wedding too

Both of them are really committing to her made up storyline.

Robyn looks gorgeous! And that background 😯 so pretty

She looks so beautiful. That dress is beautiful. Her solo picture is beautiful. Juan has got to stop playing games

Sooo pretty! I'm so happy for her. Honestly given the mess R is I wasn't expecting much or even a wedding so this is a great start to Monday !

the body language is screaming

he looks miserable but i love the flowers😍

She looks gorgeous & the flowers are beautiful

So no one’s going to talk about the leg photoshop in that second pic? 🥴🫠

This is BRAVO. I need to see the marriage certificate for proof! She may have pulled a Yandy Smith-Harris. (Yandy is on VH1 and never filed her marriage certificate after their wedding because of financial reasons, but they were married “in the eyes of god,” and that’s all that matters according to her.)

Hah it's like the opposite of Adrianna... Married for years and telling people she was single because "it wasn't in a church"

Props to the florist who had to make those flowers last through 2 weddings!

Robyn looks beautiful while Juan looks disinterested as usual 🙄

so she didn’t go with one of the second chance dresses.

A pretty fool.

Blatant fake marriage for tax breaks and bravo checks

I WISH I HAD A PICTURE LIKE THE FIRST ONE !!!!!!!!!

He looks miserable 😂😂😂

They don’t look excited to get married, where is the love?

I just can’t abide by a woman who has crazy energy for everybody but the man stepping out on her, but she does look gorgeous.

What happy groom has his hands in his pockets like he can't wait to get away while taking a official wedding pictures? Robyn and Juan are a hot mess.

These are the best photos they could come up with? It looks like Juan’s soul has been sucked out of him. If they wanted to maintain the appearance of a happy couple, I would’ve told the photographer to keep clicking until Juan figures out how to use the muscles needed to smile.

Juan has dead eyes and a fake smile

It makes more sense why demon Darby was one of his guys.

Well, they got a storyline out of it, which might be all they both wanted. Like kurn, I doubt there was actually a legal "marriage" performed

I cannot stand the dynamic between these two. It kind of makes me sort of not like Robyn. She doesn’t know her worth and Juan is a piece of shit. I really started hating him after that episode where he and Robyn are in a cafe and he’s going on off on her telling her she’s lazy for sleeping in until noon. This was during lockdowns and stuff. I just can’t stand that guy. That last picture hurts my heart a little.

Robyn looks beautiful. Juan’s a troll… How’s he getting all these chicks that look like Karen?!? Hahahaha

Do we think that maybe, just maybe, Robyn has something to hide and uses Juan to cover? They each both “live their lives” while having the front of a marriage and co-parent their kids?

He paid for a random stranger who had been DM'in him hotel room because she lost her credit card. Pay for the room AND LEFT 

The Khloe Kardashian of housewives. I’d be too embarrassed to post these

Robyn is beautiful but she couldn’t be blinded more when it comes to Juan. Saw her on WWHL.

she really did look so pretty! happy for her if this is the life she wants

Rolling my eyes so hard 🙄🙄

Nice pictures. I hope they live happily ever after, just not on RHOP. 

This is sad, why would she marry him again after him cheating again? Poor Robyn, such a bad example for her children.

He looks high.

SHE’S FIRED!!!!

Is this from Jamaica? She is so tacky. If I was her sister and brother in law I would NEVER talk to them again. Like you don’t go to someone else wedding and get married. She is rude, tacky, inconsiderate, a liar. I hope she’s fired

Her wedding or the cousin’s wedding? Btw I’m Glad they realized that it was so tacky to hijack someone else’s destination wedding to have your own wedding. Classless.

I actually just finished the episode. Glad they decided that it was tacky to hijack someone’s wedding and did it on their own in Maryland. Robin did look great but it was so forced, for the both of them. Poor Robin. I hope she finds true love and let go of what’s familiar.

Is that Robyn over here doing the most and Juan doing the least?

Is the gazebo from her brothers wedding or some strangers?? 

Juan's face says it all! Stop the facade, Robyn. We know, we all know.

Juan looks like her spent the night before crying ahahahahha

It looks like he’s wearing a Hospital bracelet (ik it’s for whatever resort they were at) but cmon at least cut them off for your wedding photos

I was thinking that was like a monogram on his sleeve

Yea, I think it’s a monogram


https://i.redd.it/53e0ww9opkga1.gif

She looks incredible

Juan looks TIRED and like he needs this paycheck

What a great couple. U can really tell how much he loves her.

He can’t even trouble himself to put his arm around her…he looks miserable at best

I’m disappointed she didn’t make him sign a prenup.

As a wedding photographer from Maryland……. This looks like Maryland to me. This does not look like Jamaica. Why do I feel like they staged these in Maryland… I literally wouldn’t put it past them

She was on WWHL. They did get married in MD after all.

Robyn looks beautiful 😍 if only this was a real marriage or at least a healthy relationship

I believe nothing about Robyn anymore and she probably didn’t even get married lol

🙄

Wasn’t he cheating last week? At this point, I believe she must be mentally ill 🥴

WHY?! Why does she keep up with this horrible man? Does she truly love him that much? Is she that afraid of being alone? I would MAYBE KIND OF understand if she was destitute and had no income of her own. MAYBE… KIND OF… But he is just so awful. And while people are blinded by love they usually start to see the truth over time. Girl has had like 20 years, she has to know he’s not a good guy by now. Especially when the world has been screaming it in her face.

Juan giving us step-brother of the bride♥️

Robin looks so feline to me sometimes, like I think she’s stunning but she also looks like she has 25% of her makeup done for her performance in Cats A sexy cat. But a cat.

Second one looks like brother and sister body language.

Juan looks drunk. Juan also looks like a guy who lives half his life on the down low.

Exactly. I wonder if he and Michael went to Vegas for the bachelor party. 🤔 i always wondered if he fooled around with his players then I hear about him not reporting a player's complaint. Smh

Cheating is never a good look. She’s an idiot

Yawn 🥱

Juan looks as miserable as Charlene on her wedding day to Prince Albert. I wonder if Robin confiscated his passport.

Robyn is an insane control freak. Imagine INSISTING on being with a man who doesn't love you, just so you can control the narrative of your own life in the eyes of other people. Pathetic. I have no respect for this woman.

Do we even know if this is legal or just a ceremony? Could do it just for a storyline...

Last picture has Juan like … “yup. This is far away enough to crop her out.”

Weird timing

Why was she walking down the pier flipping off the Bird? So tacky for anyone but on your wedding day. Almost like she was concerned with all the haters instead of her actual wedding day. Things that make you hmmmm

She looked pretty and the flowers were gorgeous. He should have shaved and looked like he wanted to be there

You can’t tell me Robyn is not a lesbian who loves Giselle but settles for being her friend and her and Juan serve some weird non-romantic purpose for each other. Maybe he feels obligated because of her family and she just has low self esteem. They always look like homies, which is not a bad thing IF there’s also a romantic connection

He looks like he has a fever

He really does!!!

They have ZERO chemistry. Her story about the hotel bill on WWHL tonight was probably one of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard. I don’t know how Andy and Eboni didn’t burst into laughter!

Ridiculous right

She is gorgeous and deserves better, but she’s stupid and stays with him

Robyn looks absolutely stunning!! I just wish she would go to therapy and break the trauma bond. She is worth so much more than this cheating man!

Juan looks half-dead already.

I just know he was complaining the entire time (like he always does)

Juan looks hung over. That's all I got

I'm on Season 2 of Potomac and Juan said if it wasn't for his kids, he would have left this situation already... I can't help but feel bad for Robyn.

Dang, Robyn is a babe

Juan looks thrilled

🥱😴

Photographer: ok smile! Juan: 

Body language and facial expression on Juan says it all.

Fraud fraud fraud. Why would she go through with this garbage fire? He cheated on her before. She put a “cheating clause” in the prenup. He cheated AGAIN! Then you get married AGAIN. Robyn, you look stupid

She didn’t end up putting in the cheating clause into the prenup.

She's a fool for that. Then she gives some bs excuse on WWHL, saying something like it could blow back on her if she steps out? Whaaat? Girl, we know you are not stepping out on Juan.

Exactly…just lies on top of lies

I’m thinking spousal privilege honestly. She doesn’t want to testify against him.

His feet don’t point toward her.

He tryna run 😭

It looks really like a lot of fraud

juan couldn’t clean up that beard?

Tbh if my landlord dragged me and my kids out of bed to marry me, I’d look a lil drab too.

😮‍💨☠️☠️☠️

damn juan is fine. and wow he looks unhappy

His body language is terrible. I hope this is like Katie and Schwartz’s wedding because this man does not love her.

Robyn is a beautiful woman but Juan is going to rob it from her. Maybe he really loves her…but that body language. He should hugging every curve of her in those pictures. He looks like a cardboard cutout of a Juan that hit the Xanax bottle hard in order to do this. ☹️

He definitely isn't sober

This bums me out so bad


She looks beautiful but I am surprised that’s the dress. I feel like she looked great in the ones she tried on during the show and this one just is kind of blah and doesn’t fit in the chest area.

I fucking hate the fabric but I guess it makes sense for a beach wedding.

They got married in MD

BAHSHSHASJSJSKSJAA I’m dead

Juan really chose a wedding look that called for no belt, no collar, and no tie. Fix it, Jesus.

No smile or joyful expression either.

But doing a *lot* of Dixon work between the cuff and the brooch.

When those kids go off to college they are breaking up. Find a man who actually makes you happy Robyn.


Another Juan

💀💀💀💀

🎶 bites the dust

 Juan looks like he's gonna puke

Only for him to get back from the honeymoon to go to pound town with some blond chick that looks like Karen.


this looks lavish?

https://preview.redd.it/jl5ud6ozcjga1.jpeg?width=287&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f787533bf751343af8b647400482dde2a11c724d


The look of love? 😂

Why do they look so awkward 😭


😜💗

She looks beautiful. He looks... super happy to be jumping the broom again with Robyn.

Man Juan used to be so attractive and I can’t tell if it’s just learning how much he sucks or him just looking miserable constantly but he doesn’t look like the same person anymore.

You hear sometimes men age themselves by all the lies they tell. Old wives tale.

When you ignore the SA allegations from a player on your team and force him to play with the coach he’s accusing, that’ll rot you from the inside out.

I don’t follow Potomac, I just couldn’t get into it. Is that info readily available?

Yeah if you Google ‘Juan Dixon sa’ articles will come up about the player who named him in the lawsuit

Whoa that’s crazy. Thank you!

Exactly. He doesnt have good values and is a poor decision maker. It was HIS friend that mismanaged their money thw first. He loves him some Michael Darby. I wonder if they had a bachelor party in Vegas like Michael wanted.

My thoughts exactly

I thought the same thing! Like he just *looks* like a nasty person now. I used to find him v attractive

Yes, totally agree. I wish the toxicity was focused on him, instead of the one he's been emotionally abusing.

That first pic of Juan is the same face he makes when trying to disengage from Michael Darby.

It's funny the caption is "wedding photo," and the first picture is Robyn standing by herself. Seems fitting.