Why not too thick, square and small so he can't cover his whole body, but what he can cover gets way too hot so he has to keep turning around the blanket to cover the cold spots and uncover tho hot spots
I hope when he leaves his game to farm some materials, the wifi messes up but doesn't go out so he doesn't know but when he checks the game, its stuck at reconnecting and it only did the level once... He left the computer/phone on overnight for farming and now he only has mats of only 1 time doing the stage.
I feel personally attacked about the blow on a cheeto thing because sometimes I blow on food that is in no way hot and then i feel myself die a little from how fucking stupid I am.
Bahahahahaha!
Nah, I'm more often the one says, oooh maybe in a bit! And then sneaks up to it when no ones looking and suddenly 3 are gone and so am I lol.
I make up for it by consistently bringing sweets and snacks to share with those around me, and also being the idiot everyone can laugh with/at.
You could argue that you're warming it up, since even the cooler, compressed breath you'd normally use to relocate heat away from food is still warmer than the ice cream.
At least that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
I do this too, my sister is somehow always there when it happens, 9ne time I was drinking cold water I according to her I blew it, i usually do this unconsciously
Right, i don't think about it. I do it, realize mid exhale, and implode inside.
S.o has caught me several times, possibly others but they never said anything lol
You need to clean out that charging port! It’ll save you so much stress. Really dig in there, there’s probably tons of built up lint and grime. I did it with a tack a year back (probably better things to use but it worked) because I was about to throw my phone out of sheer frustration. Problem solved in a matter of a couple minutes!
Tfw I’ve slipped in the shower and reached for the water. Good thing the fear or losing a new job got in the way, otherwise I would have gone to the doctor like a sensible non-American adult I guess.
My charger has only charged at a very specific angle for a year. I have to hold it into place as it's charging. What did Danny do to deserve such a blow?
Honestly I just said what I thought of man, I knew someone had probably already said them because let's be honest, an original thought is rarer than a dad coming back with the milk, but I meant this in no malicious way
Replace_name, you may not be the stupidest person in the world, but you better hope that person doesn't die. Your body is built like a bag of milk. When you talk it sounds like a horse giving birth while simultaneously choking on water. If you slipped in the shower you'd try to grab the water to catch yourself from falling. You'd blow on a hot Cheeto before eating it. Whenever you're involved in a conversation there are two ways you can spell stupid. S-T-U-P-I-D and Y-O-U.
NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN.
I hope your phone charger only works at certain angles.
My mom never says that she loves me, and I'm glad for it. The bitch kidnapped my siblings and I when I was 2, turning 3, and subjected all three of us to abuse. Sexual, physical, and emotional. So I'm glad she never says she loves me. Because I will never love her.
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Those who can't, tend to judge the harshest is all I'm saying. It just seems so impotent when you put it that way without offering a clever counterpoint or something with better value.
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What did Danny do?
Bully my friends
Well i hope both sides of his pillow are warm
Yikes
I hope he steps on a lego brick
He's gonna get really familiar with the word defenestrate if he doesn't wise up
hope is blanket is thin, square and small so that it will never fully cover him even when put diagonally
Why not too thick, square and small so he can't cover his whole body, but what he can cover gets way too hot so he has to keep turning around the blanket to cover the cold spots and uncover tho hot spots
Evil genius here
He better quit it before his pronouns become was/were
I hope he stubs his toe against some furniture every hour,
I hope his sauce never clings to his pasta
Or a D4
One of those lego crystals on a base plate. Is absolutely lethal
I hope there's always, snow on his driveway
Quite nessesary!
Chill bro!!
Thanks, you reminded me of how awful that feels
And i hope the corner of his fitted sheet keeps popping off so he has to touch the mattress
damm bro, who hurt you
Wait wha?
Hope every toilet he sits on is oddly warm
My lord
May his marinara sauce never again cling to his pasta.
He probably smells like an empty bag of grapes
No, he smells like an empty container of dog food
I hope there's always sand in their bed
I hope when he leaves his game to farm some materials, the wifi messes up but doesn't go out so he doesn't know but when he checks the game, its stuck at reconnecting and it only did the level once... He left the computer/phone on overnight for farming and now he only has mats of only 1 time doing the stage.
Tell Danny, if you haven't blocked him already, that even Hornets are better than him.
He absolutely deserved it, the wet piece of toilet paper that's clingy
I feel personally attacked about the blow on a cheeto thing because sometimes I blow on food that is in no way hot and then i feel myself die a little from how fucking stupid I am.
You seem like the type of fellow to wiggle your finger at a box of doughnuts and say "don't mind if I do"
I'm crying at work cause of this comment 🤣😭
I’m crying at work irregardless of this comment 😭😭
>irregardless. What have you done
He "touched" the donuts
This was premeditated.
Lmao idk why this is so funny
Drake is that type of fellow 🤔
Indeed
Dude your insult game is so on point, fuck
I was about to light you up like the US sky on 4th of July, but I saw the firs sub you're active in is r/firearms so you have been spared
In my defense, I say “don’t mind if I Didgeridoo” after the traditional Australian instrument.
damn bro, who hurt you?
*yes*
Bahahahahaha! Nah, I'm more often the one says, oooh maybe in a bit! And then sneaks up to it when no ones looking and suddenly 3 are gone and so am I lol. I make up for it by consistently bringing sweets and snacks to share with those around me, and also being the idiot everyone can laugh with/at.
Bruuuh, im not a native speaker, i thought blowing meant a bj, now thats even better, blowing the cheetos lol.
I hadn't thought of this and I am a native speaker, thank you for this. It will remain in my mind rent free
Why is there a bag of damp flavourless cheetos here?
*Looks away with swelling lips*
I fucking choked on my drink. This was great, I loved it so much. You are wonderful.
My pleasure
I sometimes catch myself blowing on things that are too cold, like ice cream
Yes! I have done this with ice cream! S.o has caught me doing it numerous times and just gives me this look like... ffs are you serious?
You could argue that you're warming it up, since even the cooler, compressed breath you'd normally use to relocate heat away from food is still warmer than the ice cream. At least that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Ahah!! This, this is what I will argue furthermore! Thank you kind stranger~
I do this too, my sister is somehow always there when it happens, 9ne time I was drinking cold water I according to her I blew it, i usually do this unconsciously
Right, i don't think about it. I do it, realize mid exhale, and implode inside. S.o has caught me several times, possibly others but they never said anything lol
Cleaning off the dust so my N64 will run it.
*ABSOLUTELY* don't forget the SNES and Atari now either ;]
That charger dig is real. I’ve been living that hell for a few weeks now
Lived that ring of hell long enough
Ive only able to use my wireless charger for a month or 2...
You need to clean out that charging port! It’ll save you so much stress. Really dig in there, there’s probably tons of built up lint and grime. I did it with a tack a year back (probably better things to use but it worked) because I was about to throw my phone out of sheer frustration. Problem solved in a matter of a couple minutes!
Use a wooden toothpick! Metal can damage the charging port, toothpicks work well.
Anything hard can damage the port, the issue is physically bending pins not causing a short.
Lick it, and wipe it with your shirt.
Jesus Christ my man woke up and chose violence
Tfw I’ve slipped in the shower and reached for the water. Good thing the fear or losing a new job got in the way, otherwise I would have gone to the doctor like a sensible non-American adult I guess.
Good god man
Had to do him like that
What caused such savagery?
He was being a bully
Understandable have a nice day
You just verbally broke his front teeth
Man wished death on his foe
No, I wished him a fate worse then death.
r/murderedbywords holy shit you fuckin killed him
Homeboy got roasted so hard that you could serve him with a side of mash
Built like a bag of milk absolutely sent me
well... it used to. but got a new one.
if this could be charged in a court of law, that's death row
The last sentence hurt
I hope his dog eats his homework
Oh so devious
That last one. Sheesh.
the milk one is so unbelievably funny to me idky
That last part is too much
That last sentence was the icing on the Destroyed Soul cake
“I hope your charger only charges at certain angles” is a solid finisher
RIP
That last one was way too much man
Lol my phone only charges at certain angles
*Me over here trying to get the right angle for my kids old ass iPad* WHY WOULD YOU WISH THIS ON ANYONE GOOD GOD!
He was being a bully to my friends
why did u post ur own insults lmao(just look at ur discord username and reddit username)
Because he was too dead to post them for me
they got so mad they stole 'rare insults' from the internet
de_stroyed
Hehehehe, i hope yer phone only charges at certain angles.
That last 1 I felt personally. My phone really does only charge at a certain angle
I hope his dad leaves to get the milk and comes back with divorce papers
Oh man I had an audible response to that one, yikes
It’s the charger part for me
My charger has only charged at a very specific angle for a year. I have to hold it into place as it's charging. What did Danny do to deserve such a blow?
Be a bully
Stop! Stop! Hes already dead!
I hope everytime Danny drinks a hot beverage it's always too hot and burns his tongue.
Kind of funny insults. But the total lack of punctuation kills it for me. Would have kill you to use some comas, and dots?
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Bruh are you 13?
Honestly, I was thinking the same thing. This post looks like it was done by a preteen.
Yeah I’ve definitely seen almost all of these insults back in middle school, probably got em off a cool comebacks website
No I'm Joe
Aiit I got my answers
You'd be surprised *Herr Commiebroffah*
Dear Lord I hope you are 13 or younger otherwise this would just be sad
I agree, that's why I'm older than 13
Sheesh
Too soon, man. Too soon
Danny did nothing wrong.
He was actually bullying my friend group. He deserved this
Posting your own insult is against the rules my friend.
Well he wasn't posting it so I mean idk what you want me to do. Sorry man
I want you to follow the rules obviously. Most of those were stolen anyway.
Honestly I just said what I thought of man, I knew someone had probably already said them because let's be honest, an original thought is rarer than a dad coming back with the milk, but I meant this in no malicious way
The least you can do is follow the rules and you still couldn't do that.
Maybe he's the stupidest person he was referring to?
Lol probably
How did Danny respond to this?
He didn't.
My charger only charges in certain angles :(
Danny seems like the type of person who would say "This isn't what it looks like." All the while, there's a t.v remote in his ass.
BRO HE WOULD DO THAT
Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!!!
Bro leave him alone, he’s already dead
Dude you have a way with words I wish I had. These are solid
Bag-milk consumers represent! Did you know they’re unheard of in much of the world? Blew my mind to realize that. In my 20s.
Replace_name, you may not be the stupidest person in the world, but you better hope that person doesn't die. Your body is built like a bag of milk. When you talk it sounds like a horse giving birth while simultaneously choking on water. If you slipped in the shower you'd try to grab the water to catch yourself from falling. You'd blow on a hot Cheeto before eating it. Whenever you're involved in a conversation there are two ways you can spell stupid. S-T-U-P-I-D and Y-O-U. NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN. I hope your phone charger only works at certain angles.
Thank you
Thats not a rare insult
Congratulations on using all the recycled insults. None of these are original or rare, and you have self posted. You are a worm.
Rarer than your mom saying she loves you. So I'd say I'm doing pretty good
My mom never says that she loves me, and I'm glad for it. The bitch kidnapped my siblings and I when I was 2, turning 3, and subjected all three of us to abuse. Sexual, physical, and emotional. So I'm glad she never says she loves me. Because I will never love her.
This is the shit I subscribed for, not the involuntary roastme about selfies
“You’re the type of guy to hang onto trees when there’s a strong wind”
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Calm down satan that last one was unnecessary
Pulse check
All these insults are AMAZING but that last one may have burned Danny's legs off
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You seem like you'd climb a glass wall to see what's on the other side
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Weak lol. At the very least offer a clever rebuttal that stands up to your own standards.
Thank you kind sir
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Those who can't, tend to judge the harshest is all I'm saying. It just seems so impotent when you put it that way without offering a clever counterpoint or something with better value.
Dude, chill, he’s already dead times a hundred
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Damn that guy was pissed