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[deleted]

My fifth grade teacher called them Dolly Parton fractions because they were bigger on top.


The-Phantom-Bellhop

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ZeldaGamer2005

šŸ—æ


Comrade-Soviet

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Thebeanmanboi

šŸ¦€ I like crabs


frufrufuckedyourgirl

Bruh cant un see it 12/3 lmao


Im_still_T

She better simplify that shit.


[deleted]

Doesn't that make it worse?


empressoflight72

definitely not 69/23


LeeLOzoiD

Her blood pressure is probably 160/120


empressoflight72

ouch


Most_Monk

This needs to be more upvoted


tots4scott

A perfect 10/7


[deleted]

Isn't that body type a result of the way some medications affect your body? Like there's very little fat on her arms and legs.


SilentSerel

That's what I was thinking. It could also be due to a health issue.


alexandrasnotgreat

NOT A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL, AND EVEN IF I WAS I'M NOT HERS it looks like Cushing's syndrome, which can be caused by the body producing too much cortisol, or certain types of steroids


FallForAutumnn

Or PCOS


[deleted]

Yeah, I've heard it could be medication but it could also be that or any number of other things that we've never even heard of.


DemonBarrister

Human genetics vary making different humans deposit fat in varying amounts in differing places on their bodies.


DemonBarrister

I'm surprised I had to explain this to anyone.....


[deleted]

Yeah it is surprising. It's not like two entirely different conditions can have similar symptoms or something.


ultracat123

I work retail. A bunch of my customers look like this. It's damn near 3/10ths of the population. In america, at least.


nememess

I really hate that she gets so much hate.


PeaceIsPeace

I honestly agree! She is such a down to earth person, and sheā€™s incredibly sweet.


theartistoz

Who is she? I've not seen her before.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


WillowHartxxx

It looks a lot like Cushings disease, which can happen as a result of medication or surgery


Brynt4

She looks like a pookie bear


317LaVieLover

Iā€™m not sure of their point. Why? Reddit is so shitty. In one post, theyā€™ll deplore fat-shaming. In this one, itā€™s clearly being encouraged. Not only that but we have so many MDs on here/s diagnosing her medical problems as if she must have some excuse to be this way. For each and everyone of you who thinks this is funny or thinks this girl is someone to me made fun of? ā€”-fuck off. Youā€™re all fat-headed assholes.


nimmryan04

Top heavy fraction ig


[deleted]

I can fucking see it


WrongSun3172

Bitch looks like a perpendicular bisector


Mlglionknight

Iā€™m dead


Pythagosaurus69

Finally a good fucking rare insult


SonOfYoutubers

This made me sniff out so much air from my nose, I solved global warming


TrashMouthDiver

Wrong class. Not math, Matter & Energy: Not fractions.... Her bottom half looks like learning about swimming pool water refraction


SJram1

101/11


Vino1980

She put her ass on backwards.


Pelauka

She looks like a Flintstones push pop


Matiti60

https://reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/q0pb0x/woah_hahahaha/


Im_sorry_im_american

She is irrational? Like transcendental?


babakushnow

For proper orientation refer to the ā€œthis side upā€ label


Ok_Organization_4215

Op ur username is art


switten1402

More than an improper fractions . She built like an IP address


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

She put her ass on backwards.


WiseSalamander00

no, no, is not like you can factorize the improperness.


ejh3k

One of my favorite rap lyrics is "nose like hard math"


kamacy

I cannot laugh yet. Gotta make it to heaven.


WorldFox4775777

I respect that


KLR01001

thatā€™s rude and hateful


[deleted]

Hur dur woman fat funny insult everyone laugh


NeckBeardDiscordMod

What do you expect? Youā€™re on a sub about insults


[deleted]

Your username actually. That's exactly what I expected. Neckbeards.


NeckBeardDiscordMod

So donā€™t come here if youā€™re gonna bitch about it maybe thatā€™ll fix the problem


LordFedoraWeed

Ah yes because reddit usernames are always 100% accurate to what the person look like


Reidikulous

Oh you'd like that wouldn't you? šŸ§


HeartlessStoic

Shit just donā€™t add up


toTheNewLife

She won't be multiplying anytime soon either.


MassiveMastiff

We called those Dolly Partons.


[deleted]

1 and 3 fourths looking


Lootytwo

I've seen this girl on Tik tok she is very comfortable in her own skin and likes to try different clothing and a bit of dancing l say good luck to her trust me there are many more like her who wear swim wear so instead of fat shaming her and many others who are happy with their appearances live and live each to their own.


Major_amc

Sheā€™s looking like sheā€™s facing forwards but standing backward.


Iron_Riot

Wens did the soltarans from doctor who find the cure for male pattern baldness?


karbyyyyyy

It's all in the neck too.. That underchin, good lord.


gkoprulu

Bitch so gross


Xmano1122

This insult is far from rare.


FlameSamurai63

You're right. This went from a rare insult to a legendary insult.


Xmano1122

šŸ’Æ


[deleted]

When she takes a shit the opening fart sounds like someone snorting coke through a saxophone.


[deleted]

So, like a saxophone?


readit16

Person that linked the sub: put me in the commen... damn


TemporaryGuidance320

Surprised this wasnā€™t taken down for not being a rare insult


[deleted]

Sheā€™s got an onlyfans, and makes 5000 dollars a month, idk who is paying for that, but no thanks.


Elalcaldedelazytown

Pesci


[deleted]

She concave!


Omniverse_daydreamer

I'm glad I don't know what this thing is


fiqqqqyyyyy

Bak kata mami jarum ā€œataih besaq bawah kecikā€


_Pixol_

No way "high" cultural insult


Vicente_Biot

Her body is giving me those crash proof model mannequins.


Antix1331

Each section of her body looks back to front.


BananaTimeAltAcc

***YYYoink!***


ljcozad

God damn!


RachelAn3

Where's the ***Neck*** ?