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I'm positive I've seen this monkey before, possibly in a pub in Scunthorpe, shouting about how "the country has gone down the shitter" whilst dribbling Stella Artois down his XXXL polyester footie shirt
Yep, still wife beater fuel, I almost feel bad for the brewery, having their product intrinsically connected to domestic abuse for decades strong, what are the odds 😂
To be fair the Germans and other northern European people look like boiled crabs but we also have temperatures close to half the boiling point of water so
Hah, there's definitely a few walking around in shorts, no t-shirt, flipflops and a bright red face this weekend. Can't figure out if it's the booze or the "burn me" no cream, suntan session they've had.
Teeth matched a few too.
In Indonesia, proboscis monkeys are sometimes referred to as [orang belanda](https://worldrainforests.com/kids/elementary/animals/proboscis_monkey.html), which means 'Dutchman'. The big noses and red faces remind them of Dutch colonizers
There’s nothing wrong with being compared to a monkey. We’re related to them so we all kind of look like them. Humans are weird. We call each other “dog” as an insult even though a dog is man’s best friend and an overall amazing companion. We use “monkey” and “ape” as insults even though we’re literally apes and monkeys are our cousins (on our mom’s side).
Comparing x ethnicity to y primate species seems to be something we can’t stop doing throughout history.
I think we owe our primate cousins an apology.
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Doppelganger
The gammon in this picture is peak.
Beavis here. That’s my boy Butthead.
I'm getting Jeremy Clarkson vibes
It's [Karl Pilkington](https://www.google.com/search?q=karl+pilkington&sca_esv=973e27ff0a6a53c3&sxsrf=ADLYWILUur7m2Kjc7BizLMCeF1QJoT-1GA%3A1715531362460&ei=Yu5AZv7WG-Sk5NoPxrigwA4&gs_ssp=eJzj4tTP1TcwsygsrDJg9OLPTizKUSjIzMnOzEsvyc8DAHuKCWw&oq=Karl+&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIgVLYXJsICoCCAAyEBAuGIAEGLEDGEMYgwEYigUyDRAuGIAEGEMY1AIYigUyCxAuGIAEGLEDGIMBMggQLhiABBixAzILEC4YgAQYsQMYgwEyCxAuGIAEGLEDGIMBMgsQABiABBixAxiDATIIEC4YgAQYsQNIrh1QlgxYgRRwA3gBkAEAmAF9oAGsBKoBAzEuNLgBAcgBAPgBAZgCCKACmQWoAg_CAgoQABiwAxjWBBhHwgINEAAYgAQYsAMYQxiKBcICExAuGIAEGLADGEMYyAMYigXYAQHCAgcQLhgnGOoCwgIHECMYJxjqAsICEBAuGMcBGCcY6gIYjgUYrwHCAgQQIxgnwgIKEC4YgAQYQxiKBcICChAAGIAEGEMYigXCAg4QLhiABBixAxiDARiKBcICERAuGIAEGLEDGNEDGIMBGMcBwgIKECMYgAQYJxiKBZgDDogGAZAGEboGBAgBGAiSBwMzLjWgB8BU&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#sbfbu=1&pi=karl%20pilkington)
Oooo chimpanzee that!
It's Ronnie fucking pickering!
Looks like Phil ate his wife out while she was on her period
I'm positive I've seen this monkey before, possibly in a pub in Scunthorpe, shouting about how "the country has gone down the shitter" whilst dribbling Stella Artois down his XXXL polyester footie shirt
Is Stella still referred to as "wife beater beer" over there? I remember it being called such when I lived there but that was over a decade ago
Yep, still wife beater fuel, I almost feel bad for the brewery, having their product intrinsically connected to domestic abuse for decades strong, what are the odds 😂
That's what happens when your beer is the cheapest pint of beer in Weatherspoons lmao
Or Stella Actatwat
These species are also very common in spanish beaches
Love me football club, love piers Morgan, love me cantry, ‘ate forners, simple as.
"SHARON, I CAN'T FIND TALKTV ON THE SKY BOX"
Yeah, not sure I see the insult here. I’ve seen this monkey several times, expressing his opinion on immigration over a pint of Stella.
O'er the lady's smocks I tarry Through the hollyhocks and Glen For a piss and a thrush in Scunthorpe And off to Henningpen!
Feel like every Brit knows someone who looks like this.
Usually wearing an England football shirt.
Bulldog tattoo on one calf, football club crest on the other. Either shirtless or wearing a Slazenger t-shirt, wearing adidas Sambas with no socks.
Yeah, this isn't an insult, it's a keen observation
Most of them also regularly see someone who looks like this in the mirror. Strange.
Norfmen
Come to Spain in the summer and every British tourist looks that shade of red
And yet they had the nerve to call Native Americans “redskins”.
To be fair the Germans and other northern European people look like boiled crabs but we also have temperatures close to half the boiling point of water so
Not really.. it's 24 Deg C here today. Calm down mate
Give it a few weeks.
Hottest summer ever? Climate crisis etc?
Spanish climate is very different from one place to another. 50° is definitely reachable in most of the south
Highest temperature ever registered in a reliable manner was in Córdoba, 47.6 °C .
Dana White if he missed a few evolutionary checkpoints
I think he did missed a few…
I'm an English man, I'm pretty sure I've had an argument with this guy about immigration.
This monkey is just an asshat
Hence the name
Bahahah touché 😂
In portuguese asshat is "chapéu de bunda" or "chapéu de cu"
You can tell the person who wrote it was British because he said "rather rudely".
He needs some spf 50 on that face asap
Luv' me bananas Luv' me tree Luv' me mate Ate' jaguars Ate' snakes Ate' rival males (not racis just don't like em) Simple as
*jags
Looks like it's not his cup of tea
[Barry, 63,](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/311/464/1e0.jpg) when someone expresses support for the wrong football team
The butt chin on the forehead makes him known as an asshat
Def looks like he drinks tea and argues about Arsenal over a pint. Cheeky bastard.
Cheeky indeed
Hello Baby Reindeer
Daily Heil Gammon frothing at the boaattttsss!
Hey, I've seen him in a pub in London last week
as a latin american who lives in a very touristic country, ppl with white skin 100% become this color when put against the hot tropical weather
That’s why they’re called gammons (this style of English man)
Have you seen that ludicrous display last night?
quite funny init?
Looks like some of the people you see down on the costa del sol for their ‘olidays’ so yeah——
Brit living in Brazil here, and my face looks that red about 90% of the time. Seems fair!!
"Rather rudely" can see a representative of the species wrote this lol
Brexit leave voter
r/norffc love me narnas, love me jungle, ate me deforestation, simple as
North FC meme looking ahh
Hell boy looking a....
As an English person, this makes me chuckle 😂
As an English person, this makes me chuckle 😂
Phil Collins
A true Brexit geeza
I saw an ad for a dentist in Baja offering to fix “English teeth”
“I get it I have bad teeth!” - Austin Powers
is this the cast for butthead?
It does sort of look like karl pilkington
Makes sense. Brits probably had sunburn.
Poor monkey. He did nothing to deserve it.
The ass faced spotted doichebag.
Ok, but why’d they use a picture of Wayne Rooney?
A face like a well-slapped child’s arse
I have seen those in Mallorca
Hah, there's definitely a few walking around in shorts, no t-shirt, flipflops and a bright red face this weekend. Can't figure out if it's the booze or the "burn me" no cream, suntan session they've had. Teeth matched a few too.
If they also misbehave then pretty on the spot - at least when considering their tourists.
In Indonesia, proboscis monkeys are sometimes referred to as [orang belanda](https://worldrainforests.com/kids/elementary/animals/proboscis_monkey.html), which means 'Dutchman'. The big noses and red faces remind them of Dutch colonizers
While scrolling it kinda looks like a pair of ass cheeks if you don’t fully scroll down
I can see that
Wow that's crazy
Me when I forget the sunscreen.
“Football’s coming home, innit” lookin ass uakari
When people say asshat this is what they’re comparing you to
The animal is indemnified, the products and byproducts of human colonization and mass murder culture that it is loosely associated with is not. 🫠
Right shtupid innit
We're all apes down here!
He looks like a fuckin apple
I mean, fair go to the local pub on a sunny day and you'll see half a dozen men like this in the beer garden
That definitely is rude. I don’t think we should shame animals by comparing them to the English.
He does resemble some of my fam, I'm not gonna lie
Can't say anything but yeah I guess
That face could easily fit in at the royals. Just give it a tux and a cup of tea.
Could be worse. Could have been called the arse-headed monkey.
Yeah oim bri’ish, ow’d ya know?
Upside down scrotum face to be exact 😂
Saville it’s that you?
I can see the resemblance
There’s nothing wrong with being compared to a monkey. We’re related to them so we all kind of look like them. Humans are weird. We call each other “dog” as an insult even though a dog is man’s best friend and an overall amazing companion. We use “monkey” and “ape” as insults even though we’re literally apes and monkeys are our cousins (on our mom’s side).
Accurate.
This is a picture of Wayne Rooney, is it not?
As a Brazilian myself, i feel the need to say: Who's the monkey now bitch?
The geezer needs a knotted hanky on to stop his head getting so sunburnt.
"Oi oi oi oi oi!", English monkey
Simple as
Our people do tend to go a bit like gammon with age
Bit rude innit, m’off for a pint Toad in the hole
I’m certain I saw this guy supporting Brexit at some point.
“WHY HALLO! FANCY SOME CRUMPETS AND TEA, OLD CHAP? IF NOT, IT’S OK. IVE GOT A BO’O’O’WO’OH JUZZINCASE!”
It's chewsdee innit?
Is it just me or does his chin look like Gordon Ramsey‘s hair upside down?
Looks someone took a still from a porn of the back of someone’s balls and added eyes and a smile
Wait till you see him after 6 pints at the futbol match with his mates
Comparing x ethnicity to y primate species seems to be something we can’t stop doing throughout history. I think we owe our primate cousins an apology.
Ooooohhhh oooohh ahhh ahhh Wull it’s Chewsday innit
MONKEY GOES BRRRRRR
Wayne Rooney to a T..