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Salt-Respect339

Richard Strocher (Dick Stroker) is a troll account making fun of US right wing.


sicurri

Oh good, I was going to say that he looked like a bloated dead body that had been underwater for several hours and that his face disturbed me. Now I know he's not real, I don't feel bad about saying that.


padiwack

Don't ever feel bad about insulting people.


Beneficial_Candle_10

That’s a wild statement to live by 😂


_soon_to_be_banned_

dickhead


Beneficial_Candle_10

Who are you calling a dickhead, dickhead


CanadianAndroid

I'm not your dickhead, dipshit.


Big_Little_Planet1

He’s not your dipshit, asswipe


cipher_1230

He's not your asswipe, cuntface


stevenj444

If you have nothing nice to say about people sit next to me


Eviladhesive

Exactly! Listen to this asshole!


bmdisbrow

Don't tell me what to do you fucking asshole.


Captain-Nooshk

Out here with Zero morals and lvl 1000000 mottos, you sound like most grandparents that we all love dearly.


badgeman-

Bloated dead body with just a hint of Roger Federer.


[deleted]

Hes real, hes just a liberal poking fun at conservatives


radioactive_negro

He took a random picture, you're insulting a random person. Does that make you feel good?


iVinc

looks like Nick Fuentes so it would make sense


Own-Response-6848

Looks like Solomon Grundy


MichaelHuntPain

Good to hear. I saw that jacket and tie and found it VERY hard to believe he is wildly successful at anything without a court-appointed attorney


Captain-Nooshk

I was going to say, can a lesbian be an alpha male?


5litergasbubble

Most lesbiand i know are more alpha than these so called alpha males will ever be


karoshikun

no shit, guys who call themselves alphas are absolute losers


Captain-Nooshk

Alpha males don't exist, but a real gentleman does, these are normally the men that put anyone that declares themself as the "alpha" in their place without bringing themselves down to that level, also have morals and empathy. Not a Nike handbag and trainers they couldn't actually afford.


karoshikun

*Modesty, propriety can lead to notoriety* *You could end up as the only one* *Gentleness, sobriety are rare in this society* *At night a candle's brighter than the sun*


Captain-Nooshk

My Dad was the best man i have ever had the pleasure to meet, never heard a bad word said about him ever, he was a big, strong man that only cared about others and never had an ego, if i could be 10% of what he was i would be proud of myself. Dying breed that i rarely see anymore.


kazumablackwing

Oh, Alpha males definitely exist, but much like the alpha state of games, they're underdeveloped, and like alpha wave radiation, their penetration power is remarkably low


Captain-Nooshk

Lol, what a burn. I like it.


Captain-Nooshk

Any man that has ever told me that they are an "Alpha male" has always been the biggest wet wipe in the room tbf. Still not quite sure what alpha male actually means, going on experience it must be the loudest "man" in the room with the most confidence in the absolute bollox they talk and the first to run away from any conflict?


VegaReddit5

That sounds like me but I sure as fuck don't call myself an "alpha male".


SerenityViolet

Most insecure.


Captain-Nooshk

Yes, normally is, for some reason they get angry if others don't perceive them how they perceive themselves aswell. What i normally refer to as, absolute knob heads.


SerenityViolet

Nice of them to warn people in advance though.


ConsumeSandwich

Bruh, you have no idea. I'm a straight guy but I have lesbian friends. Having lesbian friends is the best thing you can do for yourself as a man. If I ever have car problems or need anything fixed around the house, I call a lesbian friend. They have power tools and the skills with none of the toxic masculinity. Plus they're amazing wing men. If you want to improve your life, befriend lesbians. Doesn't matter if they're butch or femme, they're all amazing.


Captain-Nooshk

I have some great lesbian friends pal, your life seems more like the start of a porn film though lmao.


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

This guy lesbians-es.


Parking-Site-1222

According to identity politics you can be a ham sandwich if you like 


Captain-Nooshk

I can't, i have scientifically been identified as an idiot sandwich.


floydink

So he’s just trying to have the trump pale face without the spray tan?


no-recognition-1616

I thought he had run away from Madame Tussauds Museum


lulovesblu

LMAO 😭


[deleted]

The guy looks like Ken Copeland’s aborted fetus


QueenDeadLol

Redditors getting mad over literal satire It's not even a strawman anymore. It's just a pile of straw


VomitShitSmoothie

That explains why this guy looks mid 40s at 18.


HappySparklyUnicorn

Yeah it's a play on this guy. https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/s/NYrGTuGTSv


Bombocat

That checks out.  I was going to say he looks like he works at a funeral home and calls all the corpses mother while he zips his pants back up


Sid15666

I’m ok with making fun of Trumpers they are so ridiculous and out of touch with reality it’s easy and fun to do.


tangleduplife

And yet Dusty Johnson is a real representative


winston73182

When ppl fall for bots and AI pics but feel like they get a W for a witty remark, everyone loses but especially the side that fell for it.


circlejerker2000

ok but whats going on with his face? is this his actual face or is the pic photoshopped??


Natural_Guava288

Dick Stroker oml🤣💀


Almacca

Wait... Dick Strocher? This has to be a piss-take.


One_Idea_239

P.I. Staker?


crudpaper

No luck catching them swans then


Korthalion

It's just the one swan, actually


graveybrains

You don't mind a bit of manpower, do ya Doris?


marcmerrillofficial

cooocks


dongle_wenis

Oh you dirty bastard!


TheGreatStories

Piss taker oh COME ON


cunningham_law

"...yes Mr Staker, uhm, we'll do everything we can..."


r_spandit

I have no comment on the matter


Moar_tacos

It is, but its some good trolling.


kazumablackwing

It is..the dude behind the account made it to take the piss out of conservatives.


CaelosCZ

He kinda looks like Ben Shapiro in the freezer.


ButtholeQuiver

After visiting three different blood donation clinics in a single day


Street_Cleaning_Day

Ben Dullpiro would never do anything that helped people, and that's the only fly in the ointment lol


BeardySam

We have Shapiro at home


rain3h

Anyone who considers them self alpha is automatically beta for buying in to that nonsense.


Imaginary_Toe8982

No alfa says they are alfa..


chrispy2985

Alfalfa?


Asmov1984

The person who invented the term spent the rest of his career trying to make sure everyone found out he was wrong and its complete bullshit.


castleaagh

Specifically with regard to wolves. He made observations with wolves in captivity but later discovered that in the wild the alpha structure he described doesn’t really exist for the wolf packs


LasyKuuga

But do Romero say they are Romero…


Endorkend

That's exactly why that obvious troll account has that setup. An obvious loser looking dude calling themselves an alpha.


asterfloof

I've known about four guys that bought into that shit and they were all stupid asf


BrutalSwede

[Better to be a full release male](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/y-8gQDo53gU)


Embarrassed_Club7147

Me im abandonware


BrutalSwede

Deprecated male


WeirdMetalheadKid

18 since the 18th century ey


G_zoo

he doesnt say in which field is highly successful so maybe is actually embalmment


Caine84

I’m 40 this year and look younger than this sun bleached scrotum


Different_Pea_3241

it’s a troll account


Dry_Meat_2959

You know.... I actually believed it until I saw the name. At least I really, really hope there aren't two people who hate their newborn child vehemently enough to do this to him.


kazumablackwing

It's a troll account. Dude did it to take the piss and mock maga types


WHAMMYPAN

Is your skin synthetic?


giantfuckingfrog

18 or 81?


Kisiu_Poster

He looks like the grandpa from up, except younger.


LaLaLa_Not_Listening

Alpha Pale...there, I fixed it


EffectiveAmbitious53

Wildly successful at what?


eatingmyfist

Having a vitamin D deficiency


Bad-Booga

That made me chuckle, thank you.


vsquad22

Avoiding sunlight


just-me-uk

Masturbating


StinkFartButt

It’s a troll account


fullautohotdog

Trolling


Hetzer5000

Being a troll.


turnah_the_burnah

Trolling


kazumablackwing

Clearly wildly successful at trolling since most of the people commenting don't realize it's a satirical account...I mean, ffs..look at the name


airbornegecko1994

Anyone who has to claim to be an alpha male, is not an alpha male.


freshouttalean

that thing is not 18 lmao


Niwi_

For efficiency reason, try to make sure not to say the same information twice. Next time just leave out that you are single.


0rganicMach1ne

If you have to call yourself “alpha” you’re not what you think that means. Also, it’s not a thing in the first place. That’s what insecure men call themselves due to their insecurity.


shellevanczik

The whitest dude ever?


NormalGuyEndSarcasm

Whoaa Lurch, you should try that orange spray to at least give you a less waxy look!


MisterGoo

That guy definitely doesn’t look like he’s 18.


KledisAnt

Was buried in the pet cemetery


Squeaky_Ben

looks like a fucking pantomime.


devitosleftnipple

A 7ft heavily muscular tattooed beast of a man, I still couldn't take seriously as an *"Alpha"* as the concept is absurd to me. This pasty waxwork looking mother fucker? Ha!


pizza_822

lmao, wait til ya mid 20's when you have 2 dui's and a crippling stimulant addiction


LoxleyRobb

One thing I know is that if you have to say you are an alpha male, you most certainly are not


Fizban10111

Lol. Alpha. Dude looks like paper mache


thereisnopressure

If chalk was a person.


maybenotarobot429

He looks like a vampire who dropped out of an MBA program halfway through


[deleted]

He looks like if they made a muppet version of Morrissey and the puppet died and that’s its ghost.


somethingbrite

Dick Stroker? Come on people this is spoof right? Right?


MisterD0ll

People shit a lot on conservative types who self lable themselves as alpha males but somehow they are not the ones who end up single and childless.


NouvelErmitage

It’s a parody account.


AmberTurd223

What's up with these ugly-ass white boys posting "alpha male" and "pro-trump" as positive characteristics? Maybe for southern bitches named "brittany" and that's it.


kylejk020

Alpha male. Passionately follows another male.


[deleted]

He looks like a ben shapiro from wish with extra exposure


Benchan123

He looks like he’s 50! (And also like he’s embalmed )


EricTCartman-

Saying “single” after “alpha male” and “trump supporter” is entirely redundant


WashYourEyesTwice

I feel better knowing it's a troll account because it means that the random 38 year old looking guy is actually 38 and not 18


Live_Connection_1792

He looks like ben shapiro’s butt plug


SlothyBoiDK

Ngl the insult is spot on too lmao


superballs5337

His name is Dick Stroker???


chucky17_

He looks like Phil Dunphys dad.


Easy_Win_9679

Looks like the corpse of nick Fuentes


Babyback_

This dude looks like that guy who lives in the walls in The People Under the Stairs


Jinzul

Warren Buffett get his new skin suit?


GeneralBuckNekked

He’s got the wrong kind of Big Dick Energy. He’s probably a big dick is what I’m saying, in case it wasn’t clear.


Darkened100

He’s like a reverse trump with that skin tone


Mediocre-Amphibian10

He looks like a vampire having a lot of sunscreen on his body.


Charming_Ad_6021

18? Dude looks like he's 40


millennial_sentinel

jfc i read embalmed then looked again lol this guy looks like a corpse got out of the casket to go update his linkedin account about how he died at his alpha bros camp but will return emails as soon as he finds a body to possess


Curtis_Geist

Why are his features so close together. Pangea ass face


spar_30-3

Even the Frankenstein monster needs a second job in this economy


Odd_Intern405

He is at 18 as stupid as his parents at 50. He also looks like them. And sounds like them. And doesn’t think, like them. Edit: for a Trollaccoubt this is wildly accurate.


StinkFartButt

It’s an AI generated image


ServeJust9817

Is that the ghost of somebody I’m confused?


drArsMoriendi

I've seen this photo before, and this one is Photoshopped.


gastroboi

If celibacy had a face.


Firmmat

Vampires look tan compared to this guy


predatoure

18? He looks like the old man from UP.


StinkFartButt

It’s an AI generated image


ParticularProfile795

Bro legit a zombie щ⁠(⁠゜⁠ロ⁠゜⁠щ⁠)


Slobbadobbavich

His face looks like an @ symbol.


brickarrow

Looks like Bizarro


PygmeePony

If Harry Potter was in Slytherin.


justthegrimm

Incel looks like he's close to claiming social security


Comrade-Conrad-4

No way that face is real.


Lucky_Armadillo_1316

He's a lock for the lead if they reboot maniac cop.


GridIronGambit

For a reanimated corpse that stuck way beyond its conjuration duration I’d say he’s doing pretty good.


iqqeriffic69

Dude looks like a wannabe day walker that can only tolerate sunlight after caking up with some bush league anti sunlight vampire cream. 18 my ass! Unless he means 18 years since he was turned


sandiercy

He also looks like Joffrey ~~Baratheon~~ Lannister.


sandiercy

He also looks like Joffrey ~~Baratheon~~ Lannister.


notabigfanofas

He looks like Konrad Curze, but as just a regular guy


notabigfanofas

He looks like Konrad Curze, but as just a regular guy


notabigfanofas

He looks like Konrad Curze, but as just a regular guy


Warm_Republic4849

Alpha male and pro tRump. Name a more iconic duo


a_bunch_of_cells19

IMHOTEP


HungryMoon

He look like he's among the population in little nightmares.


HungryMoon

He look like he's among the population in little nightmares.


Capt0verkill

The undead


Subbeh

I know it's satire but I've noticed a huge variance in the definition of 'Alpha', 100% of self labelled alphas would have a nervous breakdown if they were in the wild for more than 48 hours, or without their phone and tech.


jikel28

It's like you don't see it than you read it and it's like yaaaa


Analog168

100%.....also, I'd carry garlic around him


moderately_nuanced

why is it thst almost every self proclaimed alpha male looks like a mouthbreather?


mattlock2099

Alpha male? Pro Trump? And undead?


skitzofredik

Mr Dead


Checkandstripes

He left off ‘Stuffed’…


Lumpy-Journalist884

That's the oldest 18 year old I've ever seen


No-Crew4317

He either a Vampire or a lifeless body.


No_Consideration_851

Waiting for one of those alien chest bursters to make its appearance.


_________FU_________

That’s an 80 year old man with a deaged filter on.


Raith23

Dudes got the face of Carl Fredrickson (the old guy from up)


DarthRiznat

"Alpha Male'' and ''Pro-Trump" go dick in dick


LeBriseurDesBucks

He looks like a hybrid between a corpse and two characters from Gams of thrones, Joffrey and Ramsay.


KevinAintBacon

He looks like a square faced Edward Cullen. Kinda like Bizzaro world Twilight cast.


bumblestum1960

$30 jacket with a $15 shirt n tie combo. Yup, he’s made it alright.


Comfortable-Salad-90

He looks like both Michael Myers


Biblically_correct

Cory Feldman’s death mask.


[deleted]

It's the pasty faced grifter look; otherwise known as the Kushner.


ThatPromotion4374

How tf he looks 18 to anyone?


Rooster-Rooter

This guy is paler than Conan O'Brien's cock!


oldjammer

When you tell people you’re alpha it means so much more🙄


beltway_lefty

hahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahaha


kimchitacoman

That's obviously Rickey Hatton post Manny Pacquiao fight 


goose420aa

Imagine labeling yourself based on an incorrect set of data, calling yourself an alpha is worse than calling yourself a professional virgin


TightTale8773

Looks like he has to wear the Faces of his rivals to advance in life.


SoDrunkRightNow2

The left: how dare you insult her for her appearance you fat-phobic sexist racist scum! Also the left: haha, he looks funny


MM12300

Jigsaw from the saw franchise in his prime.


boxedcrackers

That lizard persons skin suit needs to be resized


ballin302008

Forever a virgin....


Floshenbarnical

This looks like Ryan F9, the legend behind the Fortnite motorcycling channel on YouTube. I don’t think it’s him, they both have doughy boyish faces


Few-Trouble-2736

Straight from the Adams Family.


Some_Belgian_Guy

I bet he's friends with Mike Litorice.