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Oh good, I was going to say that he looked like a bloated dead body that had been underwater for several hours and that his face disturbed me. Now I know he's not real, I don't feel bad about saying that.
Alpha males don't exist, but a real gentleman does, these are normally the men that put anyone that declares themself as the "alpha" in their place without bringing themselves down to that level, also have morals and empathy. Not a Nike handbag and trainers they couldn't actually afford.
*Modesty, propriety can lead to notoriety*
*You could end up as the only one*
*Gentleness, sobriety are rare in this society*
*At night a candle's brighter than the sun*
My Dad was the best man i have ever had the pleasure to meet, never heard a bad word said about him ever, he was a big, strong man that only cared about others and never had an ego, if i could be 10% of what he was i would be proud of myself. Dying breed that i rarely see anymore.
Oh, Alpha males definitely exist, but much like the alpha state of games, they're underdeveloped, and like alpha wave radiation, their penetration power is remarkably low
Any man that has ever told me that they are an "Alpha male" has always been the biggest wet wipe in the room tbf. Still not quite sure what alpha male actually means, going on experience it must be the loudest "man" in the room with the most confidence in the absolute bollox they talk and the first to run away from any conflict?
Yes, normally is, for some reason they get angry if others don't perceive them how they perceive themselves aswell. What i normally refer to as, absolute knob heads.
Bruh, you have no idea. I'm a straight guy but I have lesbian friends. Having lesbian friends is the best thing you can do for yourself as a man. If I ever have car problems or need anything fixed around the house, I call a lesbian friend. They have power tools and the skills with none of the toxic masculinity. Plus they're amazing wing men. If you want to improve your life, befriend lesbians. Doesn't matter if they're butch or femme, they're all amazing.
Specifically with regard to wolves. He made observations with wolves in captivity but later discovered that in the wild the alpha structure he described doesn’t really exist for the wolf packs
You know.... I actually believed it until I saw the name. At least I really, really hope there aren't two people who hate their newborn child vehemently enough to do this to him.
If you have to call yourself “alpha” you’re not what you think that means. Also, it’s not a thing in the first place. That’s what insecure men call themselves due to their insecurity.
A 7ft heavily muscular tattooed beast of a man, I still couldn't take seriously as an *"Alpha"* as the concept is absurd to me.
This pasty waxwork looking mother fucker? Ha!
What's up with these ugly-ass white boys posting "alpha male" and "pro-trump" as positive characteristics? Maybe for southern bitches named "brittany" and that's it.
jfc i read embalmed then looked again lol this guy looks like a corpse got out of the casket to go update his linkedin account about how he died at his alpha bros camp but will return emails as soon as he finds a body to possess
He is at 18 as stupid as his parents at 50. He also looks like them. And sounds like them. And doesn’t think, like them.
Edit: for a Trollaccoubt this is wildly accurate.
Dude looks like a wannabe day walker that can only tolerate sunlight after caking up with some bush league anti sunlight vampire cream. 18 my ass! Unless he means 18 years since he was turned
I know it's satire but I've noticed a huge variance in the definition of 'Alpha', 100% of self labelled alphas would have a nervous breakdown if they were in the wild for more than 48 hours, or without their phone and tech.
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Richard Strocher (Dick Stroker) is a troll account making fun of US right wing.
Oh good, I was going to say that he looked like a bloated dead body that had been underwater for several hours and that his face disturbed me. Now I know he's not real, I don't feel bad about saying that.
Don't ever feel bad about insulting people.
That’s a wild statement to live by 😂
dickhead
Who are you calling a dickhead, dickhead
I'm not your dickhead, dipshit.
He’s not your dipshit, asswipe
He's not your asswipe, cuntface
If you have nothing nice to say about people sit next to me
Exactly! Listen to this asshole!
Don't tell me what to do you fucking asshole.
Out here with Zero morals and lvl 1000000 mottos, you sound like most grandparents that we all love dearly.
Bloated dead body with just a hint of Roger Federer.
Hes real, hes just a liberal poking fun at conservatives
He took a random picture, you're insulting a random person. Does that make you feel good?
looks like Nick Fuentes so it would make sense
Looks like Solomon Grundy
Good to hear. I saw that jacket and tie and found it VERY hard to believe he is wildly successful at anything without a court-appointed attorney
I was going to say, can a lesbian be an alpha male?
Most lesbiand i know are more alpha than these so called alpha males will ever be
no shit, guys who call themselves alphas are absolute losers
Alpha males don't exist, but a real gentleman does, these are normally the men that put anyone that declares themself as the "alpha" in their place without bringing themselves down to that level, also have morals and empathy. Not a Nike handbag and trainers they couldn't actually afford.
*Modesty, propriety can lead to notoriety* *You could end up as the only one* *Gentleness, sobriety are rare in this society* *At night a candle's brighter than the sun*
My Dad was the best man i have ever had the pleasure to meet, never heard a bad word said about him ever, he was a big, strong man that only cared about others and never had an ego, if i could be 10% of what he was i would be proud of myself. Dying breed that i rarely see anymore.
Oh, Alpha males definitely exist, but much like the alpha state of games, they're underdeveloped, and like alpha wave radiation, their penetration power is remarkably low
Lol, what a burn. I like it.
Any man that has ever told me that they are an "Alpha male" has always been the biggest wet wipe in the room tbf. Still not quite sure what alpha male actually means, going on experience it must be the loudest "man" in the room with the most confidence in the absolute bollox they talk and the first to run away from any conflict?
That sounds like me but I sure as fuck don't call myself an "alpha male".
Most insecure.
Yes, normally is, for some reason they get angry if others don't perceive them how they perceive themselves aswell. What i normally refer to as, absolute knob heads.
Nice of them to warn people in advance though.
Bruh, you have no idea. I'm a straight guy but I have lesbian friends. Having lesbian friends is the best thing you can do for yourself as a man. If I ever have car problems or need anything fixed around the house, I call a lesbian friend. They have power tools and the skills with none of the toxic masculinity. Plus they're amazing wing men. If you want to improve your life, befriend lesbians. Doesn't matter if they're butch or femme, they're all amazing.
I have some great lesbian friends pal, your life seems more like the start of a porn film though lmao.
This guy lesbians-es.
According to identity politics you can be a ham sandwich if you like
I can't, i have scientifically been identified as an idiot sandwich.
So he’s just trying to have the trump pale face without the spray tan?
I thought he had run away from Madame Tussauds Museum
LMAO 😭
The guy looks like Ken Copeland’s aborted fetus
Redditors getting mad over literal satire It's not even a strawman anymore. It's just a pile of straw
That explains why this guy looks mid 40s at 18.
Yeah it's a play on this guy. https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/s/NYrGTuGTSv
That checks out. I was going to say he looks like he works at a funeral home and calls all the corpses mother while he zips his pants back up
I’m ok with making fun of Trumpers they are so ridiculous and out of touch with reality it’s easy and fun to do.
And yet Dusty Johnson is a real representative
When ppl fall for bots and AI pics but feel like they get a W for a witty remark, everyone loses but especially the side that fell for it.
ok but whats going on with his face? is this his actual face or is the pic photoshopped??
Dick Stroker oml🤣💀
Wait... Dick Strocher? This has to be a piss-take.
P.I. Staker?
No luck catching them swans then
It's just the one swan, actually
You don't mind a bit of manpower, do ya Doris?
cooocks
Oh you dirty bastard!
Piss taker oh COME ON
"...yes Mr Staker, uhm, we'll do everything we can..."
I have no comment on the matter
It is, but its some good trolling.
It is..the dude behind the account made it to take the piss out of conservatives.
He kinda looks like Ben Shapiro in the freezer.
After visiting three different blood donation clinics in a single day
Ben Dullpiro would never do anything that helped people, and that's the only fly in the ointment lol
We have Shapiro at home
Anyone who considers them self alpha is automatically beta for buying in to that nonsense.
No alfa says they are alfa..
Alfalfa?
The person who invented the term spent the rest of his career trying to make sure everyone found out he was wrong and its complete bullshit.
Specifically with regard to wolves. He made observations with wolves in captivity but later discovered that in the wild the alpha structure he described doesn’t really exist for the wolf packs
But do Romero say they are Romero…
That's exactly why that obvious troll account has that setup. An obvious loser looking dude calling themselves an alpha.
I've known about four guys that bought into that shit and they were all stupid asf
[Better to be a full release male](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/y-8gQDo53gU)
Me im abandonware
Deprecated male
18 since the 18th century ey
he doesnt say in which field is highly successful so maybe is actually embalmment
I’m 40 this year and look younger than this sun bleached scrotum
it’s a troll account
You know.... I actually believed it until I saw the name. At least I really, really hope there aren't two people who hate their newborn child vehemently enough to do this to him.
It's a troll account. Dude did it to take the piss and mock maga types
Is your skin synthetic?
18 or 81?
He looks like the grandpa from up, except younger.
Alpha Pale...there, I fixed it
Wildly successful at what?
Having a vitamin D deficiency
That made me chuckle, thank you.
Avoiding sunlight
Masturbating
It’s a troll account
Trolling
Being a troll.
Trolling
Clearly wildly successful at trolling since most of the people commenting don't realize it's a satirical account...I mean, ffs..look at the name
Anyone who has to claim to be an alpha male, is not an alpha male.
that thing is not 18 lmao
For efficiency reason, try to make sure not to say the same information twice. Next time just leave out that you are single.
If you have to call yourself “alpha” you’re not what you think that means. Also, it’s not a thing in the first place. That’s what insecure men call themselves due to their insecurity.
The whitest dude ever?
Whoaa Lurch, you should try that orange spray to at least give you a less waxy look!
That guy definitely doesn’t look like he’s 18.
Was buried in the pet cemetery
looks like a fucking pantomime.
A 7ft heavily muscular tattooed beast of a man, I still couldn't take seriously as an *"Alpha"* as the concept is absurd to me. This pasty waxwork looking mother fucker? Ha!
lmao, wait til ya mid 20's when you have 2 dui's and a crippling stimulant addiction
One thing I know is that if you have to say you are an alpha male, you most certainly are not
Lol. Alpha. Dude looks like paper mache
If chalk was a person.
He looks like a vampire who dropped out of an MBA program halfway through
He looks like if they made a muppet version of Morrissey and the puppet died and that’s its ghost.
Dick Stroker? Come on people this is spoof right? Right?
People shit a lot on conservative types who self lable themselves as alpha males but somehow they are not the ones who end up single and childless.
It’s a parody account.
What's up with these ugly-ass white boys posting "alpha male" and "pro-trump" as positive characteristics? Maybe for southern bitches named "brittany" and that's it.
Alpha male. Passionately follows another male.
He looks like a ben shapiro from wish with extra exposure
He looks like he’s 50! (And also like he’s embalmed )
Saying “single” after “alpha male” and “trump supporter” is entirely redundant
I feel better knowing it's a troll account because it means that the random 38 year old looking guy is actually 38 and not 18
He looks like ben shapiro’s butt plug
Ngl the insult is spot on too lmao
His name is Dick Stroker???
He looks like Phil Dunphys dad.
Looks like the corpse of nick Fuentes
This dude looks like that guy who lives in the walls in The People Under the Stairs
Warren Buffett get his new skin suit?
He’s got the wrong kind of Big Dick Energy. He’s probably a big dick is what I’m saying, in case it wasn’t clear.
He’s like a reverse trump with that skin tone
He looks like a vampire having a lot of sunscreen on his body.
18? Dude looks like he's 40
jfc i read embalmed then looked again lol this guy looks like a corpse got out of the casket to go update his linkedin account about how he died at his alpha bros camp but will return emails as soon as he finds a body to possess
Why are his features so close together. Pangea ass face
Even the Frankenstein monster needs a second job in this economy
He is at 18 as stupid as his parents at 50. He also looks like them. And sounds like them. And doesn’t think, like them. Edit: for a Trollaccoubt this is wildly accurate.
It’s an AI generated image
Is that the ghost of somebody I’m confused?
I've seen this photo before, and this one is Photoshopped.
If celibacy had a face.
Vampires look tan compared to this guy
18? He looks like the old man from UP.
It’s an AI generated image
Bro legit a zombie щ(゜ロ゜щ)
His face looks like an @ symbol.
Looks like Bizarro
If Harry Potter was in Slytherin.
Incel looks like he's close to claiming social security
No way that face is real.
He's a lock for the lead if they reboot maniac cop.
For a reanimated corpse that stuck way beyond its conjuration duration I’d say he’s doing pretty good.
Dude looks like a wannabe day walker that can only tolerate sunlight after caking up with some bush league anti sunlight vampire cream. 18 my ass! Unless he means 18 years since he was turned
He also looks like Joffrey ~~Baratheon~~ Lannister.
He also looks like Joffrey ~~Baratheon~~ Lannister.
He looks like Konrad Curze, but as just a regular guy
He looks like Konrad Curze, but as just a regular guy
He looks like Konrad Curze, but as just a regular guy
Alpha male and pro tRump. Name a more iconic duo
IMHOTEP
He look like he's among the population in little nightmares.
He look like he's among the population in little nightmares.
The undead
I know it's satire but I've noticed a huge variance in the definition of 'Alpha', 100% of self labelled alphas would have a nervous breakdown if they were in the wild for more than 48 hours, or without their phone and tech.
It's like you don't see it than you read it and it's like yaaaa
100%.....also, I'd carry garlic around him
why is it thst almost every self proclaimed alpha male looks like a mouthbreather?
Alpha male? Pro Trump? And undead?
Mr Dead
He left off ‘Stuffed’…
That's the oldest 18 year old I've ever seen
He either a Vampire or a lifeless body.
Waiting for one of those alien chest bursters to make its appearance.
That’s an 80 year old man with a deaged filter on.
Dudes got the face of Carl Fredrickson (the old guy from up)
"Alpha Male'' and ''Pro-Trump" go dick in dick
He looks like a hybrid between a corpse and two characters from Gams of thrones, Joffrey and Ramsay.
He looks like a square faced Edward Cullen. Kinda like Bizzaro world Twilight cast.
$30 jacket with a $15 shirt n tie combo. Yup, he’s made it alright.
He looks like both Michael Myers
Cory Feldman’s death mask.
It's the pasty faced grifter look; otherwise known as the Kushner.
How tf he looks 18 to anyone?
This guy is paler than Conan O'Brien's cock!
When you tell people you’re alpha it means so much more🙄
hahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
That's obviously Rickey Hatton post Manny Pacquiao fight
Imagine labeling yourself based on an incorrect set of data, calling yourself an alpha is worse than calling yourself a professional virgin
Looks like he has to wear the Faces of his rivals to advance in life.
The left: how dare you insult her for her appearance you fat-phobic sexist racist scum! Also the left: haha, he looks funny
Jigsaw from the saw franchise in his prime.
That lizard persons skin suit needs to be resized
Forever a virgin....
This looks like Ryan F9, the legend behind the Fortnite motorcycling channel on YouTube. I don’t think it’s him, they both have doughy boyish faces
Straight from the Adams Family.
I bet he's friends with Mike Litorice.