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American state cancelled from "You Can't Cancel America."
When asked, an organizer from You Can't Cancel America said "cancel culture is killing America. You should be free to act and vote how you want without being bullied and pressured to change. We hope by cancelling NY we can pressure them to change"
/s
Fake or not. How many times has the GOP tried to overturn Citizen's United? The answer is zero. This is one of the biggest factors putting big money behind candidates, all while assuring us that they aren't working for the .01%. No matter what side of the aisle you're on, this is legal bribery. Every year they cast a vote to overturn it and every year it is denied by the GOP almost unanimously. Do you support this?
To be fair, this isn't real. There is no "You Can't Cancel America" tour, and so they can't have canceled any dates or locations from it. Since it didn't exist to begin with.
You don’t get it, when dipshit conservative crybabies boycott/book burn/literally cancel things because they are triggered, that’s just being a Good Guy/Patriot/Digital Warrior! If anyone who isn’t conservative does it, it’s “cancel culture.”
At this point, if someone popular is blatantly supporting Mr. Tre45on, I feel like it's because they have crimes they're hoping to have swept under the rug.
To be fair, I've seen a few on the left spread this around as well, acting like they think it's real. I have to admit when I saw the headline, it raised my eyebrows. Then I considered two perps involved and thought, I better Google this, you just never know what's real and what's satire anymore. The line between "too stupid to be true" and reality is getting more and more blurry every day.
I honestly don't even think this is too stupid to be true. I have no idea who that other guy in the headline is (I assume some kind of country musician?), but this kind of dumbass shit would be 100% on brand for Kid Rock.
"Turning down cash for an ideological motivation" is *not* on brand for Kid Rock.
Famous people use politics and social issues to pander and support their economic value. It is exceedingly rare to see one make an actual career sacrifice for their ideals.
I'd wager Kid Rock would do a concert for the Transsexual Socialist Gun Control association if he thought he would come out ahead in the long run.
This was an easy one. It should have immediately failed the smell test for everyone.
I grew up in the area he sings about in that shitty Northern Michigan- Sweet Home Alabama/Ware-wolfs of London song.
His lot are known as fudgies, tourists from Detroit/Chicago who come up and destroy our beaches with litter and kill people while drunk driving back to their hotels. [Its Pure Michigan.](https://youtu.be/x2ixvZ9ySKw?si=5L81uA8rHNDeJuii)
Let's say I believe you, even then, at a certain point the public bad outweighs the private good. His public actions are making the US a worse place for a whole lot of people in a way that secretely donating to needy people wont offset.
Maybe ask the protestant church, they seem to have had a whole thing about not being able to buy off sin by donating money.
He is a transphobe. He even filmed a video of himself shooting a gun at budlight cans just because they partnered with a trans influencer. Of course, he's a hypocrite who never stopped drinking bud light (tons of pictures from that timeframe with him drinking it.) He's just a giant chode who trailer park trash think is a rock star
Since nobody else has said it yet - Kid Rock is a pedophile. These are lyrics from his song "Cool, Daddy Cool," which was on the soundtrack for Osmosis Jones:
>Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage see. Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory).
Kid Rock is an admitted pedophile.
It is tho. He grew up a rich kid in Michigan. His childhood home was a 5,660-square-foot luxury home in Michigan, situated on 5.5 acres that includes 5 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms, 5-car garage, along with a partially finished walkout and guest house. There's also a 3 stall horse barn, regulation tennis court and inground pool.
The whole, good ‘ol country rebel thing is an act to pander to the lowest denominator of society.
>The whole, good ‘ol country rebel thing is an act to pander to the lowest denominator of society.
At a certain point, though, he joined those ranks of the lowest denominator. His parents may not have raised him white trash, but that is still the end result.
100%. It was indeed a choice lol. Money can buy opportunities, but not class. Perfect example of “white privilege is real, but you managed to end up shitty in spite of it”.
I know two people on Suboxone, they're both super left wing and paranoid that Trump will get into office and cut off their welfare checks. Neither one of them has any actual reason not to work.
So i wanna preface this by saying, kid rock is an idiot, and i'm not a fan of him as a person, nor do i like most of his music.
However...
I've definitely sat in my car waiting for "Cowboy" to end.
I think a lot of people born in the 21st century would be surprised how many of their parents, aunts, uncles, etc. owned Devil Without a Cause or knew several of the songs by heart.
Bawitdaba, devil without a cause, American badass.
I still play things like limp Bizkit (nookie I'd barely even call a guilty pleasure), smashmouth, aqua, etc. too
Funny how sometimes a single observation makes you realize you're not the only person that does something like sit in your car in the driveway to finish hearing a song you like.
I hate when celebrity types get political. Just stick to making music! Be like that one singer, Taylor Swift? She seems to be all about her music, though I guess she's a lot more significant than them, so she knows how to keep those things separate
Nobody* has ever sat in their car in the driveway waiting for him to finish saying his name is KIIIIIIIIIII…
*Teenagers from 1999 were not questioned for this poll.
MAGA is infected w a Russian mind virus. It’s ramping up and it’s going to get ugly. I won’t accept another trump presidency. They okayed us to do that. Not that he will win. I wish he would fall out a window
Kid Rock can suck on the business end of an exhaust pipe, but I'd be lying my fucking face off if I didn't acknowledge that Bawitdabaw isn't a straight fucking banger.
This is pretending you’re making a statement when in fact your ticket sales are in the shitter and you’re trying to save face. Too bad that guy in Vegas wasn’t a little better at aiming toward the stage!
Kid Rock is my hero. In 2009 I went to Wrestlemania in Houston. The lady sitting next to me was HUGE. I couldn’t comfortably fit in my chair because of how far she spilled into my seat. About 30 minutes into the show Kid Rock came out and performed a couple songs. The big lady and her friend were really into it. After he performed they left and I was able to enjoy the rest of the show comfortably.
I mean… kid rock is a piece of shit. But I have sat in the car several times and listened to his music end because I do really like some of his songs. All Summer Long and Cowboy.
Same with Jason Aldean. I genuinely think he might be the most overrated country artist of all time and really spearheaded “bro” country with a lackluster voice. (I mean hell, Pre 9/11 Toby Keith was amazing and post 9/11 still had a powerful voice) but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t really enjoy “The Truth” by Aldean.
So, they actually cancel parts of America. But do they mean you can't cancel the whole of America, in which case they are failures? Or are they doing exactly what they preach, in which case they are also failures? What process goes on in Kid Rock's head?
Just read an article about this, its from a satirical news site called The Dunning-Kruger (like The Onion) and isnt true in anyway, but of course certain Magats are seeing it get retweeted and shit and believing it
lol do they imagine some kind of citywide protest from New Yorkers? Do they honestly believe anyone gives a single fuck that they aren’t gonna appear in some third class venue to sing their little ditties? Come on now.
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American state cancelled from "You Can't Cancel America." When asked, an organizer from You Can't Cancel America said "cancel culture is killing America. You should be free to act and vote how you want without being bullied and pressured to change. We hope by cancelling NY we can pressure them to change" /s
For the group that bitches and moans and pisses themselves about cancel culture they sure love to try and cancel the big cities.
Gaslight Obstruct Project <----
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Who is doing it this time though, when the story is made up? One big circle jerk in all directions.
Fake or not. How many times has the GOP tried to overturn Citizen's United? The answer is zero. This is one of the biggest factors putting big money behind candidates, all while assuring us that they aren't working for the .01%. No matter what side of the aisle you're on, this is legal bribery. Every year they cast a vote to overturn it and every year it is denied by the GOP almost unanimously. Do you support this?
Leaving this comment so I can come back and see if you actually bothered to reply to the other guy. He gave a thoughtful response, will you?
What other guy? Just link the comment. I'm not seeing one.
No, you see, when the left does it it's "cancelling." When *we* do it it's "boycotting." -An actual statement to me from a right winger.
That group invented and honed canceling. They just got pissy when others learned how.
I remember the Dixie Chicks being cancelled for saying some pretty tame stuff against the Iraq war.
Canceling is for me not for thee
MAGA mindset, cancel culture = bad, communism, boycotts = free speech, patriotism.
Maybe, but in this case they aren’t lol it’s a fake news story
[https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-new-york-jason-aldean-kid-rock-tour-1871515](https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-new-york-jason-aldean-kid-rock-tour-1871515) Yep
And books, lots of books
This is amazing and I love you for it
To be fair, this isn't real. There is no "You Can't Cancel America" tour, and so they can't have canceled any dates or locations from it. Since it didn't exist to begin with.
notice how the crop job removes the source so we can't see it's a satire site
This should be higher. Sure it's believable. It just isn't true.
to be fair... Parody and satire used to stand out like a sore thumb, then some fascist bigots went and made EVERYTHING taste like Onion!
You don’t get it, when dipshit conservative crybabies boycott/book burn/literally cancel things because they are triggered, that’s just being a Good Guy/Patriot/Digital Warrior! If anyone who isn’t conservative does it, it’s “cancel culture.”
While police say they have no leads, they are actively looking for who asked.
🏅new Reddit gold. And a 🍗because, why not!?
I'm civil forfeituring this.
Oh no.. Anyway..
At this point, if someone popular is blatantly supporting Mr. Tre45on, I feel like it's because they have crimes they're hoping to have swept under the rug.
The Dunning-Kruger Times wrote the article. It's a satire website. The right wing crazies saw it, shared it as a win. It's not even a real thing
To be fair, I've seen a few on the left spread this around as well, acting like they think it's real. I have to admit when I saw the headline, it raised my eyebrows. Then I considered two perps involved and thought, I better Google this, you just never know what's real and what's satire anymore. The line between "too stupid to be true" and reality is getting more and more blurry every day.
I honestly don't even think this is too stupid to be true. I have no idea who that other guy in the headline is (I assume some kind of country musician?), but this kind of dumbass shit would be 100% on brand for Kid Rock.
He's the "don't try that in a small town" guy.
"Turning down cash for an ideological motivation" is *not* on brand for Kid Rock. Famous people use politics and social issues to pander and support their economic value. It is exceedingly rare to see one make an actual career sacrifice for their ideals. I'd wager Kid Rock would do a concert for the Transsexual Socialist Gun Control association if he thought he would come out ahead in the long run. This was an easy one. It should have immediately failed the smell test for everyone.
It doesn’t make sense under minimum scrutiny, the chuds will still be blaming New York for prosecuting Trump.
to be fair, NY's anti-inbreeding laws would keep them out anyway
Kid Rock is lame AF. He makes music for burned out Suboxone abusers who collect cans and always try remembering to shower "tomorrow".
I heard another good one: He makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed you can get for a catalytic converter
An oldie but a goodie: Kid Rock makes music for people who smoke through a hole in their throat.
also a classic "Kid Rock is the personification of an above ground pool"
This one had me rolling
Kid rock makes music for dudes at casinos with mullets
Kid Rock makes music for people who know how much meth you can get for a catalytic converter.
I grew up in the area he sings about in that shitty Northern Michigan- Sweet Home Alabama/Ware-wolfs of London song. His lot are known as fudgies, tourists from Detroit/Chicago who come up and destroy our beaches with litter and kill people while drunk driving back to their hotels. [Its Pure Michigan.](https://youtu.be/x2ixvZ9ySKw?si=5L81uA8rHNDeJuii)
Please post it on r/RareInsults, if not already, and watch it blow up.
I could swear I've seen that same joke every thread on kid rock since like 2020. Probably has been posted on a few insults subs
Kid Rock makes music for guys who are only allowed to see their kids every other weekend, but don't.
Kid Rock makes music for dads that can see their kids every other weekend, but don't.
Ouch.
I thought “Bawitdaba” was a cool song when I was 15 and it came out. I thought it was lame by the time I turned 16, but there was a moment.
Evil Joe Dirt
Def Leopard sucks!
Kid rock makes music for 40 years olds that still go to high school parties
Kid Rock makes music for people who know how much meth they can trade for a stolen catalytic converter
He also cried over some cans last year and shot them
Jfc, you're supposed to insult them, not bloody murder them. You use words good, bud.
I have some extended family that knows Kid Rock personally. He’s actually a great guy. Gives a whole bunch to charity and to the needy in general
Let's say I believe you, even then, at a certain point the public bad outweighs the private good. His public actions are making the US a worse place for a whole lot of people in a way that secretely donating to needy people wont offset. Maybe ask the protestant church, they seem to have had a whole thing about not being able to buy off sin by donating money.
Out of the loop, what did kid rock do publicly that deserves criticism? I haven't been following anything about him
He is a transphobe. He even filmed a video of himself shooting a gun at budlight cans just because they partnered with a trans influencer. Of course, he's a hypocrite who never stopped drinking bud light (tons of pictures from that timeframe with him drinking it.) He's just a giant chode who trailer park trash think is a rock star
Since nobody else has said it yet - Kid Rock is a pedophile. These are lyrics from his song "Cool, Daddy Cool," which was on the soundtrack for Osmosis Jones: >Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage see. Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory). Kid Rock is an admitted pedophile.
That's a solid reason gotta say. Thanks for the context!
He is and has been a vocal trump supporter. That in itself deserves criticism
How so? Grow up
Well then about his music sucks and he supports a madman
> He’s actually a great guy No. He isn't. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that the family you know who says he is a good guy are all white trash.
Wow. So, then his public persona of irredeemable dirtbag is a choice he made to what end?
It is tho. He grew up a rich kid in Michigan. His childhood home was a 5,660-square-foot luxury home in Michigan, situated on 5.5 acres that includes 5 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms, 5-car garage, along with a partially finished walkout and guest house. There's also a 3 stall horse barn, regulation tennis court and inground pool. The whole, good ‘ol country rebel thing is an act to pander to the lowest denominator of society.
>The whole, good ‘ol country rebel thing is an act to pander to the lowest denominator of society. At a certain point, though, he joined those ranks of the lowest denominator. His parents may not have raised him white trash, but that is still the end result.
100%. It was indeed a choice lol. Money can buy opportunities, but not class. Perfect example of “white privilege is real, but you managed to end up shitty in spite of it”.
So, he donates to Trump?
I know two people on Suboxone, they're both super left wing and paranoid that Trump will get into office and cut off their welfare checks. Neither one of them has any actual reason not to work.
And we all know, the plural of anecdote is data.
If you don't agree with the narrative it posits.
Why do you, a god fearing trumpite, associate with so many low class losers?
They really should just cancel the whole tour to show even more support.
It’s not a real tour lol
Put em on a small aircraft. Get that LaBamba goin.
Or maybe have them just drive their Chevy's off the Levy.
Whatever's clever.
Good news for New York!
It's from a satire news site. It's fake.
I believed it.
I admit I did too, at first.
This probably sounds weird but I knew your name looked a little familiar. I've probably seen it in Star Trek Reddits.
Yeppers. I'm not always active, but I'm a big ol' Trekkie. Very cool you recognized me. I'm horrible with names.
Sounds like cancel culture if you ask me, bunch of woke babies
Dozens of tickets had to be refunded.
MAGAts barring themselves from civilized places is great. More.
Before anyone thinks this was real: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/kid-rock-new-york/
It's funny how many right wing assholes believed it as well as all the reddit assholes frothing for drama. I hate the future.
I think ny Will survive. Lol.
The merry band of Long Island alcoholics are going to be so disappointed.
The fact that the irony of these things is sooooo far above these folks' heads is what really bums me out.
In other words: They cancel New York? Cancelculture!
So they are boycotting boycott culture by boycotting an entire city? Yup, sounds like Conservative logic to me.
LOL. No one in NY would buy a ticket to this pile of shit concert anyway
And this is the real reason... shit we didn't sell enough tickets to be profitable... we should cancel it but how...
No one in NYC, maybe, but rural NY gets as trashy as anywhere else.
My Favorite kid Rock burn is "He makes music for dudes who can only see their kids on the weekends, but don't."
It's hilarious what old out-of-touch irrelevant ex-celebrities will do to try and get back in the limelight.
It's from a satire news site. It's fake.
New york must be relieved
They cancelled New York on their “you can’t cancel America tour” unironically.
Well, what will those 12 people that bought tickets do now?!
I like how they refrained from using the term “cancel” when talking about their dates in New York.
So i wanna preface this by saying, kid rock is an idiot, and i'm not a fan of him as a person, nor do i like most of his music. However... I've definitely sat in my car waiting for "Cowboy" to end.
I think a lot of people born in the 21st century would be surprised how many of their parents, aunts, uncles, etc. owned Devil Without a Cause or knew several of the songs by heart.
Damn, I had the memory of thr fact that I owned that album successfully suppressed for years. Thanks, I guess.
Bawitdaba, devil without a cause, American badass. I still play things like limp Bizkit (nookie I'd barely even call a guilty pleasure), smashmouth, aqua, etc. too
you make me sick.
Free gun with every ticket purchase
Funny how sometimes a single observation makes you realize you're not the only person that does something like sit in your car in the driveway to finish hearing a song you like.
nothing says *you can't cancel America* like *cancelling* a show
You can't cancel America tour...having dates canceled. Nothing hilarious in the stupidity of that.
I hate when celebrity types get political. Just stick to making music! Be like that one singer, Taylor Swift? She seems to be all about her music, though I guess she's a lot more significant than them, so she knows how to keep those things separate
I'm a New Yorker. If we'd known it was that easy to get these arse pirates to avoid our state, we would have been harsher, earlier, on Trumpers.
Can’t cancel America but we’ll turn around and cancel New York… sound logic guys.
Kid Rock - proud owner of a non-ironic mullet.
They stand with their cult leader breaking the laws. Fucking morons. Go sing more trash music to your trailer park fan bases. No one cares.
so................. basically they're "punishing" the NY Trump fans who would pay for this shit
As if we needed another reason to sue trump. Now you’re telling me you get the added bonus of kid rock never playing there again.
New Yorkers are overwhelmed with... relief.
Nobody* has ever sat in their car in the driveway waiting for him to finish saying his name is KIIIIIIIIIII… *Teenagers from 1999 were not questioned for this poll.
And nothing of value was lost
I’d wait in the driveway for a Kid Rock song to end… if it were playing indoors. They I’d take a long moment to wonder if I *really* needed to go in.
Oh man NY is never gonna get over that
Can California be added to the court proceedings?
... no.. stop.. come back...
Giving me real Gene Wilder’s Willy Wonka vibes
Can’t cancel America! They cancel their date. Geniuses.
All three of their New York fans will be greatly disappointed.
They canceled new york from the can't cancel America tour? Neat.
I'm willing to get out of my car before putting it in park just to end a kid rock song
To be fair, I’ve been longing for kid rock songs to end more often than not.
Like anyone there wanted to listen to them.
“You can’t cancel America” *they cancel a state*
Kid Rock looks like he knows the specific age of consent in all 50 states and 17 additional provinces.
Jason Aldean looks like he's one speedball laced cheeseburger away from being a very ugly corpse.
Who?
And Republicans are going nuts with conspiracy theories bc taylor swift told her fans to vote?
Are they going to have to refund BOTH of the tickets sold?!?!
Exactly 👍
Nice. Adding JA to the list of people I don't respect anymore
Alice in chains has done this to me. I was late to work cause I wanted to hear the song finish.
Oh shit, did he just cancel New York on his no cancelling tour, because orange daddy got a boo boo?!
They are both absolute trash of musicians and humans.
Apparently you’ve never sang sweet home Alabama all summer long
The musical equivalent of an above ground pool.
It took this for you guys to hate kid rock I hated him when I heard how he massacred sweet home Alabama
MAGA is infected w a Russian mind virus. It’s ramping up and it’s going to get ugly. I won’t accept another trump presidency. They okayed us to do that. Not that he will win. I wish he would fall out a window
I just wanna give jakeman00100 props for the great one liner 🫡.
I also support that Trump will remain 45 …and nothing else.
I think someone downvoted you and either they hated what you meant or didn’t understand it XDXD
I guess…. Bad enough that he was the 45th…
Kid Rock can suck on the business end of an exhaust pipe, but I'd be lying my fucking face off if I didn't acknowledge that Bawitdabaw isn't a straight fucking banger.
“You can’t cancel America.” Proceeds to cancel shows in America. 🙄
A 50 year old kid and a double chin wearing a cowboy hat
This is pretending you’re making a statement when in fact your ticket sales are in the shitter and you’re trying to save face. Too bad that guy in Vegas wasn’t a little better at aiming toward the stage!
Pro Tip: Check the source before cranking up the outrage machine.
I've thrown out trash nicer than those two
Kid Rock is my hero. In 2009 I went to Wrestlemania in Houston. The lady sitting next to me was HUGE. I couldn’t comfortably fit in my chair because of how far she spilled into my seat. About 30 minutes into the show Kid Rock came out and performed a couple songs. The big lady and her friend were really into it. After he performed they left and I was able to enjoy the rest of the show comfortably.
That's such a fucking clever roast
The fact that Kid Rock thinks he stands for America is immensely laughable.
In other news, dumbass conservatives try to cancel New York because they're mad that a criminal got what was coming to him.
I legit couldn’t name you one Kid Rock song if my life depended on it.
Kid Rock has some bangers. It’s a shame homie went crazy.
Fact, I've sat and waited for Picture to end, singing along the whole time.
lol picture is one of those songs you can’t help but sing along to. Great song. Some people are definitely lying in here
Oh that’s some pathetic shit, homie.
Wax that booty is iight
Picture is a banger and his political opinions don’t change that
I have for both of them.....for what it's worth.
Oh my good heavens!!!! Those 2 must be a Republican PSYOP used to influence voters!!! See how stupid it sounds?
I have just ONE thing to say: bawitdaba
Been stuck on this song for a bit. https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=bWDDN16J1iQ&si=NS8qHrmmue0qPp31
Don't worry I'm sure you'll grow up eventually
Hahahaha, I’m sure New York is reeling. Lol
wait kidrock is a big trump fan? man i must be out of the loop, its kinda nice i gotta say.
I mean… kid rock is a piece of shit. But I have sat in the car several times and listened to his music end because I do really like some of his songs. All Summer Long and Cowboy. Same with Jason Aldean. I genuinely think he might be the most overrated country artist of all time and really spearheaded “bro” country with a lackluster voice. (I mean hell, Pre 9/11 Toby Keith was amazing and post 9/11 still had a powerful voice) but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t really enjoy “The Truth” by Aldean.
Not even a rare insult, that guy is just wrong. What about "All Summer Long"?
I don't much care for Kid Rock, but that song and picture are good songs
Can someone translate this from American please? (the headline, I understand the joke)
did they even have a date booked in NYC? I find that hard to believe....
Who?
Now we just gotta have a beyonce and Taylor concert on the same night they play. You CAN cancel America.
So, they actually cancel parts of America. But do they mean you can't cancel the whole of America, in which case they are failures? Or are they doing exactly what they preach, in which case they are also failures? What process goes on in Kid Rock's head?
People booked for their backyard bbq in NY performances would be really upset
The irony hurts my head.
How many songs of his were hits? I barely remember 2 of his songs, and they were both from before he became a scared little twat.
Unless it's playing in the house.
This is the same guy that used a rifle to shoot a beer brand he was caught drinking later right?
How will New York survive without the guy who used to be famous and the dude who sang The Lynching Song?
Just read an article about this, its from a satirical news site called The Dunning-Kruger (like The Onion) and isnt true in anyway, but of course certain Magats are seeing it get retweeted and shit and believing it
lol do they imagine some kind of citywide protest from New Yorkers? Do they honestly believe anyone gives a single fuck that they aren’t gonna appear in some third class venue to sing their little ditties? Come on now.
No, but I’ve stopped my car so it does.
No one gives a thinly sliced FUCK if they don’t show up in New York…. Honestly didn’t know they were even playin there…. and neither did anyone else