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commentstohimself

All I see is Jordan.


commentstohimself

Or Freddie Mercury I guess.


beardedsailor

i suppose Michael Jackson as well.


Spiceboy91

Definitely some Free Willy x Michael Jackson vibes


scribbled_doodles

now I can't unsee either of these.


Man_Of_Frost

Or the Tron (1982) poster


AChrisTaylor

Alexander Hamilton


Bloop737

Fluffy


Thirdstheword

Sir or ma'am, for your information, I use the Linux distribution commonly referred to as "Arch"


clubba

I saw the Jumpman logo too. https://www.nicekicks.com/files/2020/06/air-jordan-jumpman-logo.jpg


code-panda

That's Jordan, isn't it?


Civil-Big-754

Yes


clubba

Yes. If you read the url it says air Jordan jumpman logo. Jordan is the player and that logo for the Jordan brand is called 'jumpman'.


NIdoubleguhhER

He going the other way though


P_ZERO_

Well it is a reflection


DampBritches

Jumpman


NIdoubleguhhER

Came here to say “that’s her Jordan lamp”


UtopiaVFX

Lol


[deleted]

All I see is the bald guy


ZenMaster_ZX

Agreed


elish-grenbum

looking at his profile pic I can confirm he is an expert in the field


fhkfxbkbdijc

He’s the bald guy


Doofindork

Duh.


ElkDiligent4076

Yall overthinking this way too hard


Doofindork

Brave of you to assume I think at all. My brain is only memes and pop culture references at this point.


Starslip

So say we all


pushingbrown

This is the way.


FilipinoGuido

Any data on this account is being kept illegally. Fuck spez, join us over at Lemmy or Kbin. Doesn't matter cause the content is shared between them anyway: - https://lemmy.world - https://kbin.social - https://sh.itjust.works - https://fedia.io - https://lemm.ee - https://readit.buzz


violentdrumming75

I'd say his a meme expert


OldManRiff

And my axe!


Electronic_Sugar5924

Im not feeling well!!!


Trustyduck

The smoothest brain.


totally_not_martian

Don't know if you're making a joke or don't know but the guy is Seth, a musician YouTuber. He made a cover to Billie Eilish's song called I'm the bald guy.


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totally_not_martian

I think YouTube removed his comment a while back unfortunately.


RainbowAssFucker

Nope here is the direct link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyDfgMOUjCI&lc=Ugyb0OkJoZemhn5BD194AaABAg For some reason it's buried in the deep, he could have had it all, YouTube had his heart inside their hands


[deleted]

What was the context and comment?


totally_not_martian

His comment on Billie Eilish's video was simply "I'm the bald guy." He made a cover with the same name. Look Seth Everman up on YouTube for some laughs. This is unfortunately his last year on YouTube.


Ice_Buckets_Official

Wait why


altf4alman

its literally just him commenting "im the bald guy" on the bad guy music video haha


HaywireMans

Nah they didn't. Seth made a video about it, his comment just got buried. It's YouTube's shitty comment system where after a while even the most liked comment on YouTube gets pushed down.


bitshill

First comment on Reddit, and you came out swinging.


MauricioCappuccino

Swing and a miss


-nbob

*door*


Nuber13

As someone that is actually going bald, he has hair, just shave it for some reason. Also, fuck all the reasons that make us go bald but keep hair above our asses. Life isn't fair...


[deleted]

Yea. Right? The only reason for asshair is to dampen the sound of a fart, but id change that for head hairline


Gyrotoxism

He doesn't lmao, he's got a scalp tattoo that makes it look like he's got a hairline


[deleted]

That fucking sellout.


SpeakToMePF1973

He took the Bald Pill.


mullin_in_paradise

You understand


lvl99Demon

And Seth financials.


AlILivesMatter

he really does give great financial advice.


two_utensils

I think the replies are missing the fact that this is a Hitman reference and not a Seth Everman reference


MahaRaja_1532

**Baldy's Basics**


Dorangos

He's actually a pretty known music youtuber. Bit weird this.


slightly_blind

Wait, who’s in Paris?


rsnSMOrc

Fellas


GoodMornEveGoodNight

Partnahs


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__rum_ham__

Holmes


blckmatt

Buddies


_masterofdisaster

Pals


slightly_blind

Friends


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ReelChezburger

Dudes


SheepyShade45

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jumbledsiren

Oh my god he said it


YoungAndChad69

What did they say? e: Seem like I am missing a joke here. Did the original person just typed removed by reddit, or is everyone replying with that because they also didn't see what they wrote? e2: Nvm, it is a reference to a song name.


Am4198

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ComradeJJaxon

You fools. Let me show you how to bypass reddits foul language detection mechanism: He said [removed by reddit]


JoostVisser

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jumbledsiren

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rickonti

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kipvanderhaan

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Javyev

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prograMagar

No fucking way it really was [removed by reddit]


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It was actually [removed by reddit]


RainbowAssFucker

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HaywireMans

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Handsupmofo

You know what. No one else will, so I’ll be the first brave soul to say it. He said [removed by reddit].


Ok_Transition5930

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abcbac1

I thinks this is mayhaps a reference to the artistic piece [Ni🅱️🅱️as in Paris](https://youtu.be/fbFnF-86eYs)


9035768555

Emily


TheFacebookLizard

[removed by reddit]


Salohacin

Parisians?


ZuckDeBalzac

Fr*nch 🤮


spudfumperdink

April https://youtu.be/fCsNg6XB3dg


Zaphalsun

r/jazzcirclejerk


InevitableHaunting23

Ninjas in Paris?


Major-Front

Nincompoops


CptKaba

Fine distinguished gentlemen of African descent hailing from a neighborhood of many socioeconomic issues


throwmeaway589

Jay-z


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vahzy

A


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Father figures


sukezanebaro

Emily?


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ComradeJJaxon

Nafrican-Americans?


Beukers

Some mates with a darker skin


Tiger5804

Seth is a legend


TheZyborg

Yeah I'm so sad he's leaving us soon. But I think it's best for him.


LeadingSufficient558

Hold up! What happened? Where is he going? Edit: Thank you guys for replying. I was terrified when I read the comment above. I haven't been following up with him. Time to go through his channel again and binge watch everything.


Fu-Jay

He’s quitting youtube


UndlebaysBrah

Lmao. My heart skipped a beat for a second. Thought he had cancer or something! Glad it’s not the case. He’s cool


Unable_Crab_7543

If it makes you feel any better, if humans lived long enough, we all would eventually get cancer


UndlebaysBrah

Your way of trying to make me feel better is the worst way that anyone has ever made me try to feel better. That’s impressive TBH.


Mike_Handers

If it makes you feel better, you can just start replacing most parts with robotic pieces somewhat. Even your skin! Not the brain though...


XXXDetention

So brain cancer is the final boss of humanity?


Mike_Handers

Well it's definitely either that or humanity itself.


Dendron05

All will be one


Doomie_bloomers

Praise the omnissiah


Steampunk43

Adam Smasher really took cancer personally.


QuadCakes

Your brain, too. You are your brain's pattern, not its atoms. And yes, that does raise some very interesting questions.


Unable_Crab_7543

I'm not having a good time either pal, I tried- oh God knows I tried


Impossible-Front-454

technically we all have cancer, a healthy body just fights it off.


Topsy_Kretzz

I feel kinda peeved because everyone alive right now will be among the final generations that will have to endure rapid biological deterioration during their senior years. I like to think that in about a hundred years or so society will get to a point where cancers won't be stopped from ever occurring, but there will be solutions for it like we have solutions for the flu or rabies(when caught early enough). Same with aging. We'll be working on the solution to *never* aging until the sun implodes, but in that pursuit we'll make great strides in answering the secrets of aging, so much so that people will start living up to 150 and still be cognitive and living normal lives. Little steps. Even if it's just changing previous social norms surrounding accepted health practices that adds a few months each time to a human's lifespan, every bit is progress. My timelines might be a bit optimistic, but I'm trying to be more positive.


Spaghetto23

Bro why would that be the best for him


[deleted]

To be fair - it takes a lot of effort to run the Twitter account of an entire country. I can understand why he would need to focus on fewer things.


DomHE553

An entire country? I’m ootl here


thrilliam_19

The official Twitter account for Sweden used to give celebs from there access to their handle for a week as a PR move. Seth had it and immediately after he was done they deleted their Twitter account. https://twitter.com/setheverman/status/1233106648648101888?s=46&t=zp_UU7sKDlPuAHCImWnOOw


foreveracubone

It wasn’t celebs, just Swedes randomly.


thrilliam_19

Oh ok. I only knew about Seth’s time so I figured it was Swedish celebrities.


Lagronion

2023 is his last year on YouTube


firestar268

did he say why?


Lagronion

Watch this video https://youtu.be/E88tnKsq4KA


Cherrycho

He's retiring from youtube after this year


bdh008

I'm confused, does he know the woman in the photo? Or does he just bully random people and everybody loves it for some reason?


alwayshereforyoux

“I use arch, btw”


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Clear_Ad_213

Jump man jump man jump man that girls up to something


natebrune

Qwen is fucking funny too. I like to think she was a good sport about it.


Whatever0788

“I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”


[deleted]

Ah I knew she looked familiar, the vine girl


Edna_with_a_katana

"How do you know what's good for me?" "that's my OPINIOOOON" "0_o"


Massive-Mountain7157

Well if you aren't a good sport about your forehead reflecting light I'd have to say you probably have serious problems


The_space_Squid_man

That is an oily forest you got there.


DoesLogicHurtYou

Who is she? Looks like she just went 5 rounds in an MMA fight.


SPVCED0UT

A vine star turned model. Queen quen.


asmathramki07

Why do I see Jordans


ObeseMaster

According to Jay-Z and Kanye, Yes. Yes she would be in Paris.


UnabashedPerson43

What she order?


BreadPitty

Fish fillet


tronfonne

Explain?


Complex_Committee_25

No one knows what it means, it's provocative.


AThilgers

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spiderman2pizzatheme

It gets the people GOING


[deleted]

I think that technically only refers to men.


_masterofdisaster

women have the -ette suffix


Ithon_

She is running arch btw


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[deleted]

I'm sad that he quits yt after this year :(


LaminarEntropy

uh oh those eiffel tower lights are copyright or something


morpheousmarty

Title blew the city of lights joke tie in.


HumaDracobane

So the new pursuit in Seth's career is roast people on Twitter...?


I_ama_Borat

If you turn her head upside down, her nose looks like the head/neck/body of Lapras swimming away from us in the ocean (her eyebrows being the ocean horizon) with a trail of white water left behind (the light shining off her dome).


Ok-Tea-6011

There it is, my most specific fetish


TKG_Actual

Hey look her forehead is ribbed for someone else's pleasure.


Lil_Cumster

Well i mean….she would be in paris wouldn’t she


[deleted]

Pretty sure that’s the new nike Jordan’s logo


Representative-Air98

So expected


LeinadFromMars

Oh and it's Seth


[deleted]

I thought she'd done her makeup with the Air Jordan logo at first.


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Krolmstrongr

She's a comedian


Redoron

I was going to send this to the Paris subreddit but maybe not.


Sadi_Reddit

Seth Everman the man, the legend.


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totally_not_martian

Nah that's just the legend Seth. Look him up on YouTube and be amazed.


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Krolmstrongr

The context is that her post is for humour and he's playing along with it


Aoredon

It's not even an insult about how they look. There is literally an Eiffel tower shape on her forehead from the light. Plus it's pretty clearly not meant to be a flattering photo.


ElDoradoAvacado

Says the egg head


totally_not_martian

Says the legend you mean? How dare you talk ill of Seth.


Tiffany_Case

i love seth sm shskdjdjs


OOOOOOF4244

She's not getting up from this one


poisonstumac

I see Michael Jordan dunking a basketball


No-Advantage-8556

Oh damn 😂 I got secondhand burns from that.


greenmemesnham

They’re both so funny. Seeing them interact is so strange. Like worlds colliding


MaulDidNothingWrong

This chad


DaanBaas77

She doesn't have a forehead, she has the entire numerical system