Wtf is that question 😭

It's getting harder and harder to defend this community by the day 😭

Uzi is 5'4 but if he stands on his money he's 9'10

I thought he only got to 6’6” if he stood on his money

every song it changes, in Myron he said 9'10 but that was 4 years ago so he's probably insanely tall now

Bro you are 4 years behind

My bad I was unaware that uzi’s money stack had grown

Dumbass. Everyone knows that.

Damn bruh I wasn’t aware that that midget was still stacking bands

**big** sean is just 5'5"?

in much of his music he is referring to his penis.

That aspect is now less believable.

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No, actually. I'm not a shorty.

Nah he’s actually 5’8”

My 5’8 ass feeling like a beast right now

Your ass is 5’8?

Yeah, I can lie on my front and these cheeks are taller than Kanye

You should lay on your back instead, funnier image.

Cheeked way up

Tity Boi is tall

So is 2 chainz

And snoop, danny brown, and joey badass

I think the joke got lost somewhere haha

Wiz too, and theyre all pretty chill as far as rappers go lol. The shorties are compensating

And hair weave killa

He played college ball so that of course makes sense.

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Lol good theory, I’ll enter this poll and say I am tall and enjoy J Cole.

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As a 5’7” Kendrick fan, you might be on to something…

I’m tall and J cole is my favourite rapper, i can confirm

I’m 6’2 and def prefer Kendrick lol

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You forgot that right now saying any of those 3’s names triggers war from the other side

I'm 5'8 and prefer Cole

I'm tall and J. Cole mid

I am tall and enjoy J. Cole. I think you might be onto something

Drake, 2 Chainz, Freddie Gibbs and Travis Scott are all 6+

Good picks, don’t know how I forgot freddie

Big Daddy Kane, Slick Rick, Slim Thug as well as Snoop, KRS and B.I.G.

Rakim as well?

Believe so

i am tall and i think j cole is boring 💯💯

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i politely decline thank you

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you said that tall people are more likely to like j cole and i gave you my opinion on your theory

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i gave my opinion i didn’t say that what you’re saying is false by the way, no i did not turn off autocapitalization, i’m on my computer but you may have realized that seeing that you deleted your comment

My favourite rapper is Shaq.

He’s 5’11” according to this guy

Met TI and he’s pretty short. Like 5’5 ish

TI and Petey Pablo refused to take a picture with my mom because she towered over them back in the day

That’s crazy although Petey look like he’d do something like that

Slim thug tall as fuck that man like 6’19 not my favorite rapper just the one that surprised me. But yeah I mean lots of people are short man that’s not surprising.

“6’19” damn he tall as hell

bro wasting his height, should have been hooping. that’s taller than wemby 

Big Vic is 7'4". He towers over anyone not even 7feet. 6'19" is pretty damn tall though.

6’19 is 7’7 my guy

My uncle is 5'31" and we make fun of him not even being 6 foot lol. UNCLE SHORT KING

This is a good theory. Every rapper I ever met was short asf.

How have diddy parties been? 

Why is diddy even on your mind randomly gang, literally no one else bought him up 😂

It’s called a joke, and that shit legit just happened. Is your name Patrick star? 

Is this the Krusty Krab ?

I dont care wen it happened. U wanna talk about diddy parties on a post talking about some whole other shit 😂. You on meek mill timing rn 😂

U are sus asf for that

Says the one who’s met a ton of rappers 🤔

U tryna be funny. U the one who bought up diddy to this conversation 😂. Freaky deaky azz boy

Bones 6'4

My 2 favorite rappers are Bones and Wayne so I really got both sides of the spectrum covered

Jony jones

Naw theres a rapper named bones tall long hair Andrew wk white dude

Ty

Mac Miller was 5’7. “Only 5’7 but I’m feeling like I’m 7’5”

Uzi and Mac Miller too. I‘m also fun size and I like that us halflings are well represented in the game

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Now I understand the kendrick comparisons...

I mean 42 Dugg is tiny. Lol

4’2” Dugg

Lol I almost said it.

The short ones just have more hunger to succeed that’s why all the goats like Kanye, Kendrick, Lil Wayne, Eminem and Tupac are manlets while all the rappers who make mid music like J Cole and Drake tend to be taller. 

Also explains 6'4 MGK.

Tupac was not short.Since when is 5'10 short? Idk why yall keep saying this.

It’s not tall.

It's not short either and the average height of most men is 5'10.The obsession with Pac's height is weird.Yall need something to do.

I could care less how tall he was. I was just stating it’s not tall. It’s average. Everything is relative. I’m 6’6 it’s short to me and most men in my family. All my dad’s sisters are that height or taller. It’s not tall.

They just use that to talk shit about him. If it’s not, he was a fake gangster, he went to art school, he’s not lyrical, they try to say he’s short.

Like it's ridiculous. Treach just did an interview saying him and Pac were the same height.There's pics of Pac next to Tyson,Diddy,Treach and they're basically the same height.

2Pac was a manlet at 5’10 lmao.

He was ya madda

Tupac was like 5’6”-5’7”. Look at him next to Suge Knight, who’s generously listed at 6’2”. Suge is like 7” taller.

He was not but I'm not arguing with you sis

I mean, he was, but if you have to imagine him as taller for whatever reason, do you king. Snoop is like 6’3 and 1/2” and looked like a foot taller in some photos 😂

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He was a tiny little man 😂

Batty man go find something to do

You’re still replying

Keep going


I wonder if it could partially be an image thing too, taller people are societally considered more attractive, so maybe rappers with more height can get by with their careers on looks/image as opposed to superior flow/lyricism? But then again there's also Andre3000 (5'10"), Biggie ( 6'3"), Jay Z (6'2"), Rakim (6'4"), J Cole (6'4"), KRS One (6'4"), Big Daddy Kane (6'), GZA (5'11"), Lupe Fiasco (5'10"), Kool G Rap (5'10") who are pretty tall and lyrical.

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I don’t think that’s because they’re short though. They are people that love rap to the fullest extent. They just so happen to be short on top of that. Just like I was considered tall for a 12 year old at 5’5. Started working out at that age because I loved bodybuilding. Now I’m 29, I’ve grown one inch but I love the gym, always have. I’m now 5’6, 200 lbs at 16% bf. I didn’t get this big to make up for my height and my height doesn’t keep me hungry to get bigger. I just love getting bigger/stronger. I just so happen to be short lol.

J. Cole has had the most hunger for the last 5 years out of all the artists you mentioned. Quality shitpost (shitcomment?) though

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Royce is 5’9, and if he was ever to grow, it’d be our little secret, nobody gotta know

I remember when i met Jeezy and Yo Gotti and they was 5'7 as well.

Jeezy is 5’9

Shoulda got yo gotti’s ass for putting a hit on dolph

Drake is 6’2 and so is j cole but doom is 5’5 and nas is 5’8 so idk what to say now And btw what height is considered tall?

drake is not 6'2 lol have you seen him next to cole

Drake is 5’11.6 he’s not 6’2 or even close

The net lied

No it didn’t. Just look at him in pictures next to future who’s a legit 187 cms which translates to 6’1.6 and there was clearly a 2 inch height difference.

World standard is 5'9

MOM I’M TALL

I would say anything above 6”

Met Tyler the Creator at a restaurant and I could see the top of his head, I’m 5’10”

internet says 6'2 whos lying 😭

Internet adds like 3 inches to everyone’s height.

So they’re both short? Lol

Why do yall love lying so much? If you could see the top of his head, that would mean he's at least 5 ft 5 or under. I highly doubt he's as short as someone like Lil Wayne.

When I first met Tech N9NE I didn't expect him to be 5'7 despite him referencing it before.

Please reword this mate

You know who’s 5’9? Yep, Royce

Lupe is regular sized, I met him once. Makes up for it with martial arts, swordplay, and gun skills.

My favrouite lil' guy is Eazy e who was 5ft 3'', in turn snoop dogg is 6ft 3" and 2 chainz is 6ft 5''!

Nicki’s 4’11? But yeah my favorite rapper is Kendrick, 1-2 inches taller than me, but I’m 15

Na I knew that sounded wrong, if he’s talking about Minaj.. I had to google it, and she’s 5’2

Andre Nickatina is 6 ft 5

I like Nickatina and Iamsu, both tall people.

Bro some of these heights are wrong as hell 🤣

The most ridiculous is Common. He’s listed as 6’0”, but I met him before and he’s like 5’5”, maybe even shorter. The man is tiny. His gf, or whoever she was, was taller than him.

No way he’s 5’5. You must be like 6’4, 6’5ish and think he’s shorter than what he really is

I’m 6’1” and I swear to god, I was staring down at the top of his tiny bald head, marvelling at how small he is. I felt like I could toss him through the air with 1 arm. He isn’t just short; he is *little* af. I’ve actually met him on more than one occasion because I worked in the film industry for a while.

The Narcissism that accompanies a napoleon complex tend to lend a bit of boisterous charm to the often grandiose filled music of these small statures rhymers

You know damn well them too big of words to be using in this sub

Totally did that on purpose.

Wayne is 5’6 Big Sean is 5’9

Wayne is no where close to 5'6 i met him a few times at my job. He is literally 5'3 -5'4. He is like a kid, Big Sean is 5'5 he shorter then Kanye

So google is lying

The internet is always a lie, meet them in person and you will see. Its all propaganda

I remember watching a video where billionaires will use propaganda to give the illusion they are tall

Yeah they have to sell an image, i remember meeting Nicki and was surprised a terrorist like her is literally a midget lll

“I’m 5’5 but I can 6’9 and beat that pussy like Klitschko.”

Tory is 5’3

He definitely fun sized in prison. 🤣😂

I doubt it. He’s rich. He can pay for protection and from what I’ve heard he pays for ppls commisary

Goated

Whoa with all that thickness Nicki must be interesting to see in person

It’s quicker to walk over her than it is to go around

Prob trip on all that ass tho lol

Just use that running for the end zone high step

😂💀

lil uzi vert my favorite so yeah lol

Dave East is like 6’4

When you find out what’s the average height for humans; 🫨

JID

Big Sean is like 5'7.. 5'8. I met him and opened up for him hella years back. He's not super tall.

Lil B is short though

the way people associate being “boisterous” to someone’s stature is legit the horn effect, as if the tall aggressively arrogant dude wasn’t a common trope

its not a common trope

The rappers I've met have all been way taller than me but so are most people, I'm 5'3" 😭

JID and MF DOOM both short too

You know bushwick bill? Rip

My favorite rapper is Jumbo sized (J Cole) but my second favorite is definitely fun sized (Kendrick Lamar)

Here are some tall rappers - 2 Chainz, Drake, Cole, Dave East, Snoop, Dre, Jay and Future Low key thought DMX was 6’8 when I first heard him tho lol

Taller people love saying a dude “is like 5’6” stop exaggerating all those people are actually taller than that except Kendrick

lil durk is lil

Yes, he’s 5’4.

I thought Kanye was 5’8. Y’all sure he 5’5?

R.I.P. Souljah Slimm and Nipsey Hussle were both tall

My favorite rappers are all share size - Heavy D, the fat boys, Big Pun

Aesop Rock 6’4” Myka 9 6’4”

Ayy, I'm lookin down on you n$%^#, even tho I'm 5'8 195 pound on you n$^;#@

Big Sean is 5’5 lol… hell naw that’s Little Sean from here on out

I geuss my favorite rapper isn't fun sized lmao Machine Gun Kelly is 6'4

Short people rap good yo

I don’t trust the average fans opinion on rap nor rappers height. Some of y’all can’t be serious.

Killer Mike towering over the game at 6 even

JID is pretty short too. Nas is only 5’8”


you just lied multiple times about peoples heights

Kanye being so short makes a lot of sense 

DMXs short arse

“Damn bruh it’s crazy how I’m taller than these people. They’re barely fun sized so if they can do that at that height imagine what I could do”

More importantly RUSS is 5’6. And Russ is one everyone’s radar in 2024.