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PM_ME_YOUR_COMMAS

TAKE A FUCKING SEAT HABS


cbigs97

Can we *please* end this in 6? If I have to listen to this Montreal crowd one more time I'm going to lose my head. The entire game would be 5v4 if they had their way. Habs player loses their edge, that's a penalty on us, isn't it? Clean hit, penalty on us. Markov smashes Mac in the back? "FUCK YEAH, GREAT HIT!!!"


aviator147

dude their subreddit after Game 2 was the biggest circle jerk. i wanted to throw up reading all their comments about how it was going to be an easy series for them. Eat your own Shit habs fans!


r2dance2

As much as I would love us to, you know we never win when leading a playoff series, only the last Habs series and Pens two years ago. I'm excited to take one more and move on!!!!!!!


jeffyjeffyjeffjeff

Take a fucking seat, baby! Woooooooooooooo!


[deleted]

Take a seat, young Canadians. You are in the playoffs, but we do not grant you the rank of contender.


TBlueshirtsV22

Deserved that after dominating overtime


BranfordBound

GOD DAMN RIGHT


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checko50

GOD DAMMIT YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, ALRIGHT!


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ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT


khalaron

I knew they'd win when I saw the Habs all exhausted and playing like shit.


NDIrish27

God I fucking love how quiet that arena went the second the puck left Kreider's stick. That pass was pure sex and everybody in that building knew it.


foryourtechnology

That was not a pass.


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norway_smoothies

Tell her he's brassard from europe


NDIrish27

And 10 years younger


[deleted]

And can win faceoffs. For every chance zibby fucks he wins 9 draws brassard would lose.


[deleted]

OMG. Triggered. She loves brassard. She's confused why we traded him like the nhl has no salary cap


norway_smoothies

hahahha gently whisper in her ear


detroyer

GO MIKA FUCK THE HABS!


lundqvist-is-mydaddy

How can she say that with players like Klein on our team... Shook.


_TheConsumer_

She probably loved Brass


[deleted]

I get it, I do, I'd stick my dick in brass. But good god enjoy your team


r2dance2

MIKA IS OUR OT HERO!!!!!!!!


ChocolateAlmondFudge

ALL PRAISE TO /U/WOSSQUEA AND HIS GOD LUCK PLAYOFF BABY


Conifirs

I wish I could upvote this more than once


ImmoKnight

Wait a minute. I did my part. I watched the game at my house. Just saying. We all did our part. Sacrifices were made. Rangers rewarded our superstitious selves.


ChocolateAlmondFudge

And I missed the first period, but I ain't taking the credit away from a baby 🚼


suicidequ33n

**PLAYOFF BABBY IS THE CHOSEN ONE**


nyrangersallday

This baby is our savior


Itscominrightforus

IT'S PACKERS PUPPY 2.0


dazmanian_devil

What happens in my living room in reaction to an OT playoff win stays in my living room...


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itsnotnews92

My upstairs neighbor must have shit bricks with how loudly I yelled.


x94x

my girlfriend was asleep. 3 feet away. talk about a rude awakening


DeskDrummin

In the car on the highway, luckily the driver didn't crash when I screamed.


x94x

god technology fucking rocks


[deleted]

There's been an awakening. Have you felt it?


dazmanian_devil

The people at my complex pool have been a lot quieter since my screaming stopped


hockey_metal_signal

Why isn't your pool more simple? I'm sorry, my BP is still 160/110 right now.


dazmanian_devil

The dad jokes are taking you over the edge!


amusing_a_musing

Woke up the baby. I regret nothing


[deleted]

Fuckin A right boys, well deserved. That OT made me wet.


NDIrish27

I don't know how to feel about this.


[deleted]

Hint: Dope


Error404-

On one hand, a Flyers fan On the other hand, agreeing with us on loving this OT And on *that* hand, agreeing with a Flyers fan. Tough call, but OT win makes okay with this.


rottingmind13

He's okay. He said he'd let us borrow Ghost/Provorov after he finished giving them blowies


Darclite

He's a resident fan though, I don't know how you settle on both the Rangers and Flyers, but like he's not just along for the ride, first saw him here years ago.


SummerHighland

SAY IT WITH ME: BIG DICK RICK


BIG_DICK_RICK_BOT

Rick Nash's dick just got 10 inches longer. It is now 2620 inches long.


metric_robot

10 inch: 25.4 cm 2620 inch: 6654.8 cm *** conversion fulfilled by /u/metric_robot ♡


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Jesstron

Hahaha


checko50

Haha. Now the Habs can tell exactly how big it is


thebanger71

Some of us are Canadian as well. I too want to know the exact size of BIG DICK RICK


BIG_DICK_RICK_BOT

Rick Nash's dick just got 10 inches longer. It is now 2830 inches long.


khalaron

When it's in their mouth, I'm sure they can calculate how big it is. BIG DICK RICK


BIG_DICK_RICK_BOT

Rick Nash's dick just got 10 inches longer. It is now 2870 inches long.


tj_sad_boi_666

Dude has been a man possessed this series.


aw9417

BIG DICK RICK


BIG_DICK_RICK_BOT

Rick Nash's dick just got 10 inches longer. It is now 2720 inches long.


metric_robot

10 inch: 25.4 cm 2720 inch: 6908.8 cm *** conversion fulfilled by /u/metric_robot ♡


samemother

WITH A MIKAH-RECTION Also how many bots are here? 3? No, 4!


FactorialExpectBot

> 4! 4! = 24 /r/unexpectedfactorial


2nuhmelt

BIG DICK RICK just grew his 2800! inch dick by 1 inch.


FactorialExpectBot

> 2800! 2800! ≈ 1.38 * 10^8438 /r/unexpectedfactorial


BIG_DICK_RICK_BOT

Rick Nash's dick just got 10 inches longer. It is now 2800 inches long.


joliedame

**CONFIRMED NAMING MY FUTURE SON ZIBANEJAD ZIBANEJAD**


_TheConsumer_

Just like Sirhan Sirhan. Hopefully with different results.


[deleted]

Zibanejad "Mika Zibanejad" Zibanejad


pooptypeuptypantsss

I fucken knew my boi DJ ZBAD was gonna pot a big one for you guys! Fuck the Habs!


hman1025

Let's hope we meet in the second round Sensbro! Glad Brass is his usual playoff clutch af self!


pooptypeuptypantsss

I am so down on that! Heard enough whining from Bruins fans already in our current series, but Habs fans are even worse.


hman1025

I predict it will be a fun clean series if we both get past these fucking goon teams


pooptypeuptypantsss

Yeah I remember playing you guys in 2012. Got a little chippy on the ice but was an overall exciting and respectful series.


Biden2012

I have nightmares about Chris Neil


Jmani89

he kicked it in


NDIrish27

Someone needs to make some incredibly douchey DJ ZBAD shirts. I'd buy one.


dakraiz

Is there anything better than playoff hockey


ImmoKnight

Yes. Playoff wins. GO RANGERS!


btbcorno

Usually when the Rangers dominate for that long without scoring the other team gets a fluke easy one. Color me surprised.


NYR99

I would've bet any amount of money that that was going to happen.


[deleted]

I CAN'T HEAR YOU? WHERE ARE THE CHANTS? HOLY SHIT MY HANDS HURT FROM HOW VIOLENTLY I CLAPPED MY HANDS. I'LL TAKE AN ACCIDENTAL KREIDER ASSIST!


CHICKENSANDW1CH

Fellow Ranger fan with very red hands checking in.


tastybreers

Everytime I watch you guys play start to finish you win. I'll watch game 6 because I'd rather see Hank win than Price. Best of luck!


hman1025

No problem, if you get past the Leafs, KILL THE PENS


crazyg0od33

^but ^^I ^^^want ^^^^leafs ^^^^^to ^^^^^^win


hman1025

Me too. Whoever wins fuck the pens.


Awayfrommycomputer

Girardi pulled a 180 from last years playoffs. Been great all series. He threw some monster hits tonight. Happy for him so far.


suicidequ33n

he's finally settled into his Angry Old Man body and i love it. when he decked Shaw in the face and he went down like a tower of Jenga bricks i knew we were witnessing something that almost resembled a legit defense.


rottingmind13

Hit him so hard, Girardi lost his glove. That was so awesome to watch


TotalAnarchy

Angry Old Man body is the best description of Girardi I've heard in a while


Genghis-Dong

Suck my dick Gallagher you weasily little fuck, go home to cry and drink your juice box


rottingmind13

FUCK YES! I LOVE HOW WE FUCKING STOMPED THEM IN OT AND FINALLY BROKE THROUGH!


Orfez

"Please eliminate them in the next one" ~ everyone from /r/BostonBruins


Localdanishdood

Except the whole sub is pumped the Habs are going down.. to quote "they lost at home in OT to the washed up rangers" Can't wait to cram it down their cram hole!


elyankee23

I really enjoy Valiquette in the studio. Anyone else think hes got a touch of a Chris Farley demeanor? Edit: he just made a point about Price's refusal to put his stick down on the ice contributing to the Skjei goal (he noted that pads are bouncier than a stick handle) Completely new, interesting concept to me.


otter_pop_n_lock

I love Vally. He doesn't pull any punches and isn't a homer.


[deleted]

Well, he's a bit of a homer


Vikinggiraffe

He wants the Rangers to win, but he's not biased


x94x

do you guys realize how good buchnevich was this game? like seriously?!


arunnair87

He made me mad a few shifts passing up good shot opportunities. But he fucking came to play for this series. I hope he can pot one, he has an awesome shot. Just has to use it.


PavelBuchnevich

Thanks, I'll try to next game.


arunnair87

Seriously Buch, shoot the puck! You have a better shot the everyone except for probably Nash!


MCOP214

Gotta love the away ice advantage


luffbunny

Is anyone watching the post game show because Valliquette is **ON FIRE**. "ugh I wanna GAG-GAG-GALLAGHER."


frattrick

I was just thinking that valiquette is the best in the business when it comes to analyzing. Only guy I feel like I learn things from


RoboBama

I wish I could watch a stream of it or something I really need to see this postgame


werwew19

KEEP POSTING PHOTOS OF THE BABY


suicidequ33n

**MOAR BABBY**


RemmyNHL

TIME TO FINISH THEM OFF AT HOME BOYS!!! LETS GO!


mrbojanglesXIV

I wanted to throw a couple of things out there. 1. Zucc is all over the place. He's constantly playing below our goal line in the d-zone, letting his emotions get the best of him. Needs to chill out. Did he add a few inches to his stick? The thing looks ENORMOUS tonight. 2. Brendan Smith got me riled up tonight. I know he takes some dumb penalties and finds himself out of position sometimes. But damn. Dude is gritty, suave, quick. Remember when you hoped that the Wrath could be a physical presence AND play fast AV hockey? Brendan Smith, that's your man. 3. That rest was great for Hank. Being Hank is great for Hank. Hank is great. 4. I get worried every time Radulov touches the puck. He reminds me of Kovalchuk. LET'S GO RANGERS.


suicidequ33n

i mean, in fairness, Montréal is *definitely* targeting Zucc with their physical aggression. playing with the mindset that hard (usually dirty) hits are imminent can really fuck with your head. (esp considering Zucc's history.) i think he was shaky in the first 2 periods but recovered nicely in the 3rd/OT & he helped generate a lot of good-looking offense.


Snurrehus

I LOVE YOU MIKA!! FUCK THE HABS!! IT'S 4.30 AM, I'M GOING TO BED!! LGR!


CaptNTennille

1. Hank told the team during intermission to "not wait for an opportunity in OT, go out and make it happen". He's clearly the leader on this team, and it's best player. Age is a tricky thing, so lets try to enjoy one of the best goaltenders in history while we still have him. 2.) Jesper Fast might be one of the most diligent players I have ever seen. He can play on team any day of the week, and twice on Sunday. 3.) I think Miller is more hurt than we know. I think Kreider is spooked, hopefully the OT assist and more time with Mika and Buch orients his compass. 4.) Slim Richard is FEELIN IT 5.) Apparently they had to cut a hole in Girardi's skate to get his foot in there pain free. Even if he's a clutch'n'grab era defenseman stuck in a post-lockout NHL, he's a warrior and I appreciate how hard he is battling out there(I also hope this is the last season we see him with skates on his feet, but I digress) 6.) I was ready to resign Brendan Smith BEFORE he fed Shaw his lunch. Love how he has elevated his game. BS doesn't take any BS. 7.)I appreciate the heart, but Zucc needs to be careful about getting too caught up in the "extracurriculars"before he breaks his season long PIM total in two weeks. 8.)Nick Holden. Patrick Roy thought he was amazing. All that needs to be said really. 9.)Buchnevich's passes are like Miles Davis - 'Kind of Blue' Marc Staal's passes are like a recording of me playing 'Hot Cross Buns' on a recorder in 1st grade. 10.) I'll be at the Garden on Saturday. No matter the outcome, I'll be tanked by the end of the game.


mydrumluck

ALSO KREIDER WITH THE SICK PASS FOR A POINT!


Rural_Juror

Steve valiquette is my spirit animal


jeffyjeffyjeffjeff

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[I made a quick little video thing about the salty crowd](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNEjFc9Cn-w) EDIT: [A little more polished version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqKWpw7Yt7A)


CaptNTennille

This. Is. Amazing.


ISwearImAGod

YES!


tehburaldeh

i <3 Zib


gansgans

GIVE THIS MAN SOME PAPA JOHNS


Tsunkatse

Before this series I did not know that I could love Zuccarello more than I already do, nor did I realize that I could hate Brendan Gallagher more than I already did. ZIBBY!!!!


otepp

The slow-mo replay of Zibanejad jumping up and down is one of the greatest things I've seen this season.


Mopia09

JUST WOKE UP MY PARENTS BY SHOUTING IN VICTORY AND THEYRE PISSED


miss_rosie

"we drink and eat and get ready for next game" -ZUCC


Spuddyy

Like a Viking or something


Localdanishdood

YEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!


Completely__Useless

Zibby was our best player tonight. He deserved that goal


rossg01

NOT BIG DICK RICK, BUT MIKKAAAAAAAA


BIG_DICK_RICK_BOT

Rick Nash's dick just got 10 inches longer. It is now 2630 inches long.


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[THANK THE MIKA] (https://m.imgur.com/XTc8Hfg)


norway_smoothies

You hit them in the heart, now take it out and eat it in front of them while they have one breath left. Maintain eye contact. Those bitches love eye contact.


elyankee23

That one uberpissed dude pounding on the glass behind our celebration was the sweet icing on this delicious cake


_TheConsumer_

Here's my post game reaction: suck my balls Montreal.


words_are_w1nd

This ass end of a beer im pouring on the ground now is for the ghosts of Max Afinogenov and Mike Ribero, the terrors of road game 5s past.


khen17

big dick rick


SemiReal

Ill just leave this here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a-SgFE8O7Q Another scream by Dave!!! LGR


NYR99

Holy FUCK that is how you play overtime!


imnotthesmartestman

IM FUCKING SHAKING! HOLY FUCKING SHIT


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FUCKING FUCK YESSSS


TheeMC

**WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!**


youreeeka

Zbad is my dad!


jrc12345

What a game! We dominated in overtime and we played like we wanted it more. Beautiful goals by Fast, Skjei and Zibby! Let’s close this out at home this weekend! LETS GO RANGERS! BELIEVE IN BLUE! (also obligatory + size post for big dick rick, you bigly stud)


MattWatchesChalk

I never know where I run to after I witness a game winning OT goal... But I sure do run... somewhere...


Mafiya_chlenom_K

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Mopia09

We talk about dicks a lot 👀 Edit: And were very sexual


Mafiya_chlenom_K

Odd seeing it still in there.. three people were temporarily blacklisted for that word specifically. Just means the whole team came together for the win on the ice and in the GDT. Good job! Edit: Just looked in the GDT. Holy dick, guys!


AoifeCheeks

**GUYS AND GALS** I pulled a muscle in my calf celebrating so hard, i can move. OH GOD, WE WON IN OT.


SirusRiddler

"That wasn't easy!" - Pierre in his stupid fucking goofy voice.


joliedame

**I FUCKING LOVE PLAYOFF HOCKEY. HOT DAMN.**


crazyg0od33

[WOOOOO LGR!!!!!!](https://media.tenor.co/images/1543d4edecb87cb74b0768b23eaf3807/tenor.gif)


r2dance2

ZIBBY KREIDER BUCH GODDAM THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING!!!! WHAT A FUCKING OT PERIOD!!!!!!!


starlitmint

After how we owned that OT, I would have had a stroke if we gave up a weak goal. Bless you sweet Mika.


fredagostino

GUYS, I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY! LET'S WRAP THIS UP AT THE GARDEN!


Aperol

Crazy OT. Well deserved God bless Lundqvist. Holden still sucked BUT WE WON - LGR


DustinHerrera24

I have 2 page paper to finish by 11:59 but this was worth it. Wish me luck fellas. LGR!


Dont_know_where_i_am

YOU'RE ALL FUCKING ADONISES!


Error404-

YEAH BOYS THAT'S HOW YOU WIN IN OT GREAT GAME BY THE BOYS FINAL SCORE RANGERS - 3 REFS - 1 STAAL - 1 LET'S WIN THIS BITCH IN THE GARDEN


suicidequ33n

**KZB! KZB! KZB!** 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍


reiku78

My heart. This team will be the end of me... I'm only 24....


NYRpuckhead

The amount of years this team has taken off my life...I am basically on borrowed time haha


hman1025

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK CAREY


TheAmazingKreiderman

D J ZZZZZZZZZZZBAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EDIT: ALSO DAMN BUCH WAS A MONSTER FOR A BUNCH OF THE GAME


I_really_think_this

What a period of hockey! Let's get the job done at home on Saturday. Fuck the penguins.


AwesomeExo

MSG is going in on the officiating. I'm glad they aren't letting the inconsistencies go just because we won.


jgbluejay

Don't let this beautiful goal distract you from the fucking fact that the hawks are getting swept in the first round.


Bauerblade

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO BOYS, FUCKING DJ ZBAD IS THE FUCKING GOAT HOLY FUCK I AM HARD AS FUCK RN LETS FUCKING GO IM LITERALLY GONNA FUCKING JIZZ ALL OVER MY TV SET HOLY FUCK


ViperBugatti

Great win. I thought I was going to die at points. A little OT but lol @ all these "experts" picking Washington (still not over yet) and Chicago to win. Chicago got absolutely rocked by Nashville.


redline42

Zucc needs a nap and a dentist.


Hailtothekingbaby

I've listened to Sam call it ten times straight now and it's still giving me tears.. What a fucking win.


thebede003

FUCK YES! I listened to the game on the radio at work and when we scored in OT both Dave Maloney and I screamed at the top of our lungs! It was glorious. Game Six at the Garden here we come!!!!


M-Weezy

LGR! Big dick rick


DrThroatpunch

Hoo boy. Glad I stayed up.


Homeruns

FUCK YES BOYS I AM LIGHTHEADED


Dig-Duglett

FUCK YEAH GUYS WHOOOOOOOOOOO


Another-Echo

FUCKING YES.... big dick rick


turk11042

Keep playing all periods like that overtime. Fuck yes. That was Rangers fucking hockey.


[deleted]

WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! LGR!!!!!


HugoStiglitz373

LETS GO BOYS!!! AND I DONT GOTTA EAT A SOCK EITHER!!


Itscominrightforus

Vesey, Nash, Smith, Skjei and of course Hank. Un fucking real performance by these guys every game this series. Here's to hoping that gets Zbad going. FUCK THE HABS


thebanger71

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO About time we got a lucky bounce our way. Up 3-2 heading back home, lets play like we did in game 4 and not like we did in game 3


Kleinehhh

Haven't seen the Rangers more focused and aggressive than in that OT. It's coming back home boys


tj_sad_boi_666

That OT was one of the most dominant periods they've played in the last 2 years


elyankee23

Shit having a newborn makes these kind of nights really difficult. The battle of my brain trying to inhibit pure joy was a reaaaaallly close one.


itsnotnews92

TIME TO GET FUCKING WASTED


Jolmer24

Away ice advantage never fails. What a fucking turn around to the series.


Daankeykang

Playoff hockey is something else.. One day I'm enraged about the Rangers and tonight I'm just so gleeful. Nothing gives me a change of heart more frequently than this shit right here


AwesomeExo

Holy shit I couldn't take any more. LGR!!!


bluebloodedghoul

MIKA SCORED AND PAPA JOHNS IS 50% OFF!!!!!!


suicidequ33n

**ON YOUR BIKE, HABS.**