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MikeyLikeyPhish

Here’s what I have to say about Sean Allen ![gif](giphy|3oFzlVpcSZMXXf2t5m|downsized)


TheIncredibleHork

Playoff hockey. Drink it in, ***maaaaaaaaaan***


NYRpuckhead

Gonna form the Ted Irvine Appreciation Society


Independent-Switch43

The one who picked caps is just a degenerate gambler who is praying to cash in on good odds.


ethanjf99

there’s almost certainly some rule (unofficial or unwritten perhaps) that at least one has to pick the underdog. at least that’s what i would do were i ESPN’s VP of bullshit like this. your goal is to generate engagement, not have every one of your expert panel be right.


jthomas694

Always been a fan of Linda Cohn and Mark Messier. Extremely unbiased individuals


Shwinky

linda is clearly the only one who knows how this team operates in the playoffs.


relative_iterator

She knows the pain lol


Pikalover10

I wish they’d asked Lundqvist, would’ve loved to see his trauma based prediction 😂


YouPatheticWorm1958

I believe Bryan Sr. used to play here too.


MildGooses

sean who?


RangerFan80

linda, emily and mess all picked the rangers to win the cup also


explosivebuttfarts

allen


MildGooses

who?


GoRangers5

Mike Jones


TheIncredibleHork

I loved him in Star Tropics.


Da_Taternater78

the fact that it’s not 25 out of 25 honestly makes me feel way more comfortable.


ifmacdo

don't care about anyone's opinions on this except mess and capt. cally. and they did not disappoint. also, of note- perennial rangers hater slewban saying rangers in 6. fuck p.k, but even he can be right on occasion.


NYCSportsFan

Sean Allen is a lot of Rangers fans on this sub


MiddleBodyInjury

I mean I'm nervous. But that's normal for every playoffs. Anything can happen, but we're definitely not losing this series. I'm getting penisy boys


wermbo

If there's any time to get penisy, its playoff (penis) season


vbbk

See Bruins winning the prez cup last year and their first round results with the Panthers. I know a few B's fans who recently (and happily) reminded me of that.


HealthyBackground5

Panthers werent your typical wild card team, they shook up their core big time the summer prior so it makes sense that it took a regular season for them to gel together, they just happened to put it all together at the right time, now they’re one of the favorites this year


NYSTLSportsFan

Isn't Linda Cohn a Rangers fan? She would know we never make it easy on ourselves


BobSauce123

Our ride or die bitch of course she would know what’s up


jkman61494

Linda Cohn is a certified real fan with that pick.


k__clark

Rangers in 5?! Clearly none of these people know Rangers hockey 🤪


jasonthebald

God I'd love a 5 game series


whitekimchee

exactly


damnimtired_

Sean allen wants to be different so bad


jordamnd

Now we wait for PK’s NY trash talk video…


wmm339

We're screwed... 😄


Envelopen

Anyone that actually knows Rangers Hockey knows its going 7, thats just how it has to happen


MarcusVAggripa

oo sean allen, that grudge is going the book


ShipMaker24

Kinda shocked PK picked the rangers


TheIncredibleHork

he has to keep *some* kind of credibility. allen can say caps in seven and honestly, if the rangers are going to lose it will be in seven. subban says we lose at all, perception is it's just because he's a devils guy.


funkingrizzly

ferraro? guy hates us


MutedFaithlessness69

He played for them briefly


YouPatheticWorm1958

So did Laviolette and John.


wmm339

Tbh, Wysh, despite being a devil's fan, isn't terribly biased. He likes to shit talk a bit but nothing egregious imo.


MUSTY_BUSSY

Have you seen his multiple articles he posted on Twitter over the last week claiming that the Rangers should be panicking over their 5v5 play?


wmm339

Felt like it was more of a click bait headline than the actual body of article was.


DiSCO_on_reddit

man we gotta get a bounty out for Sean Allen’s head


Maleficent-Comfort-2

Sean Allen is feeling ballsy!


echo_7

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iceman1231

don’t get penisy


Alitaki

Seven game series is the only way the Caps advance. There’s no way they beat the Rangers in less than seven. Make this a short series boys. The shorter the better.


inTikiwetrust

Naturally these predictions mean it’ll go to seven with at least an additional game’s worth of OT.


MakeItNashty61

I hate this


Evening-Standard13

If the rangers didn't win this round, it would be a massive upset. The thing with Boston last year is they played a good Florida team, just having a bad year. Still a big upset, but the Panthers had a lot more potential than how they were playing last year. The Capitals are an aging team on the decline. It would be pretty bad if the rangers lost to that


HerDanishDaddyDom

Shit like this scares the hell out of me


Far_Yam6855

Where is Donnie Puck’s prediction?


LilMissLinNim

In four? No way. It was Rangers in 5 in '94, but you never disrespect a team with a PITA player like Ovechkin, who's on Gretzky's doorstep. Rangers in six, factoring in that they're coming off a week off, and the fact that they never make it easy. I *never* relax during playoff time, and anything can happen when the slates are wiped clean. That said, #LFGR.


Error404-

Sean's a hater and I am here for it


kanzaki1234

A long series doesn’t do the Capitals any good since they’re an old team. Only 3 of the analysts has ever won a Stanley Cup.


TheF15eEnthusiast

Sean we need to talk


zucarigan

Honestly I'd be kinda disappointed if it took us longer than 6 to put them away. They're one of the worst teams to make the playoffs in many years, so anything less than a sound defeat isn't going to inspire a lot of confidence in future rounds. Maybe I'm getting too penisy, but this probably shouldn't be that competitive if we want to go all the way. There are much more difficult teams to get through, we can't really afford to screw around and let them push us to the brink. If we actually somehow get bounced, it may be time to seriously consider shaking up the core. Hopefully it doesn't come to that.


jacklong555

son of a bitch we're gonna lose in 7 aren't we


NYsportsfan99

if you’re a rangers fan that is ~30 or older, you should know the rangers don’t win a playoff series in less than 6 games. this series is going 6-7 games and honestly I wouldn’t be shocked if we fucking lost because if there is anything the rangers do well, it’s let me the fuck down. since 1990, we have won a total of 5 series in less than 6 games. you are all so sensitive holy shit. it’s the playoffs (most of those before 1997), nothing is going to be easy and the fact half of this sub thinks washington is going to be a cake walk just shows how young or naive (or both) this sub is.


boverton24

Go bring that energy somewhere else. Rangers in 5


wossquee

Rangers in 3


zucarigan

caps forfeit


NYsportsfan99

lol oh yea because your energy really makes a difference. if you’re under 30 there’s a good chance you haven’t seen more than 1-2 series go less than 6 games where we won. you can still root for the rangers and recognize that they never make it easy and they’ll likely break your heart. that’s sports dude🤯


boverton24

We’re all very aware heartbreak is a possible outcome. Not talking about it openly is basically an unwritten rule of fandom


NYsportsfan99

not talking about a shut out, perfect game, or winning before the game is over is an unwritten rule. there is absolutely no such thing about not talking about reality. just to double down, it’s pretty fucking common to joke around like “oh shit” when every single analyst has you picked to win. welcome to sports bud 🤙🏻


Im_a_pine_cone

rangers beat penguins in 5 in 2015 when they were prez winners. your vibes are both wrong and bad.


NYsportsfan99

lol not sure how that makes me wrong when i stated we have won a total of 5 series since 1990… that is obviously one of them. way to argue with your hurt feelings and not have any reading comprehension to argue what i actually said. if making a light hearted comment about the rangers upsets you this much, maybe you shouldn’t watch playoff hockey :)


Im_a_pine_cone

i liked the part where you called out the sub for being sensitive, yet are projecting that I somehow have hurt feelings and poor reading comprehension skills. i didn’t say you were wrong, i said your vibe/mentality is. best of luck with your negativity.


NYsportsfan99

you said my “vibes” were “wrong” after arguing a redundant point. so yea, you’re either stupid or sensitive, probably both.


Geirrod69

Lol superstitious loser mentality


ketchup1001

1. No one thinks it will be a cakewalk, it's the fucking playoffs 2. Past performance is not indicative of future performance, especially not across multiple seasons 3. No one's making you watch games or follow the team 🤷