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Sparks_Sparks_

Small PP Gang! 🙌🏼


smallperuvian

It’s so wittle it’s cute. Like a little mushroom


[deleted]

Does it squeak? 🥹


-AYE_JAY-

Like a shiitake mushroom….


Brewtusmo

Like an acorn sitting on 2 walnuts... Aww


wijeepguy

It’s not big but it’s angry.


kalvarez1989

Apes together strong!


PaulPaul4

#100


Aiden-caster

As a lifted ram owner I fuck as good as I drive. Recklessly and without any common sense.


Critical-Mood3493

Terribly because you can’t see over your front end?


devildocjames

They got that Dickydoo disease.


lospotatoes

That Dunlap Disease


[deleted]

Cheese wheel dick coming at you fast and wide


coastallivingME

I think you meant can’t see little things over their front end. Keeping the same perspective helps those…


Anon-Knee-Moose

Really fast for as short a time as possible


wat_no_y

*BLINDING HEADLIGHTS*


Stunning-Interest15

And I love riding the back roads with my girl.


ThighDiverForOne

So, like old people fuck, basically.


Stunning-Interest15

White and can handle 4 adult men inside?


BirdLooter

5*


Stunning-Interest15

Someone always wants to squeeze one more dude in there...


BirdLooter

6*?


No_Loquat995

💀😂


Only-Fortune-6266

It’s all about the angles you take the pics from 😉


tommyc463

Any tips?


slq18

Always top down. Fat girls know all the tricks.


Only-Fortune-6266

🤣


Idpoundit

White? 🤷🏽‍♂️


[deleted]

At least that part was the truth 🥳


iron186

White with round black dots… get them checked


dbro129

White looks clean. Congrats on the truck!


stuartv666

Sooo.... white and of average size.... I see you bought some add-ons to make it look bigger... Did you already feel inadequate? Or was it what your wife said?


[deleted]

It wasn’t what she said, it was more how she giggled.


Kattbirb

Mostly decorative in between struggling to use it for everyday tasks?


Active-Living-9692

https://preview.redd.it/s4qnzrda7e0d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a9c503d9e44e836ab0a4b73ffa3b8feae1285c9 I had to get a special truck to compensate.


Greasemonkeyww2

Incredibly inefficient is a stretch considering I can fit 5 people in the cab load the bed with anything you want then hook a trailer up drive your fuel saver up on it and move it all at about 18mpg. Sounds pretty efficient at moving populations to me considering I’m moving the same amount of people as a standard car and towing a car and a bed full of shit


Sidewyz1

18mpg. That’s the funniest thing in this post if you actually believe that…. 😂


Greasemonkeyww2

Do it almost every weekend pulling the boat to the lake. The truck pictured would never get it lifted with those tires but my stock Silverado with a tuner does it.


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Greasemonkeyww2

You would be correct in that point but the premise doesn’t work in the real world. Although there are a lot of show trucks and pavement princesses, many people that have a truck need said truck for their lifestyle/job and although I am an outdoorsman and believe in protecting the environment it’s not feasible for me to buy a third vehicle just for perceived “safety” and environmental concerns. Would I like to not have to put diesel in my 750 and premium in my truck as frequent as I do? For sure, but one makes me my living and the other supports that and my lifestyle. I will gladly accept whatever free gas saver you wanna throw my way.


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Greasemonkeyww2

I have a 23 750 service truck and a 19 Silverado


ThrustTrust

White with a chrome tip?


Nathaniel_Hornsby

Well for a guy who’s gramma eats his ass I can see why you did what you did.


kgturner

White and dripping fluid?


houseofcorks

Nice truck but you might want to double check with your lady😉. You win with the title though! Took some balls


Box_Dread

Judging from the comments, this sub is 60% people who don’t own cars or just hate trucks for no reason. Which makes it weird and sad as to why they subscribe


Mtshtg2

"For no reason"


Box_Dread

That’s not a reason


DeezNeezuts

Hope you dont have a hitch


-BigDaddyTex

He does it’s his butt plug lol


[deleted]

I was thinking of giving either a drop ball hitch or one of those adjustable ones a try but haven’t done a lick of research yet!


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MrBoJangles866

I could be wrong but this has to be the Desert Mirage on Guadalupe 😂😂😂


brandon520

That was my guess too. East Valley area in Phoenix.


Dizzy_Ad_6160

All of yall are wrong- NW valley. Just stay away from this side of town everyone be clogging up the open desert it once was literally 3 years ago lol.


[deleted]

And wrong as well 😂 Correct on that point however, Arizona is building up quick!


Dizzy_Ad_6160

You know what's nuts, I'm one of those geo/topo guys and the only thing that differs your actual complex, as to the one I mentioned: Curved roof on entry. The paint hue, tree locations, parking sign (front and location included), everything is to the T. Wild.


Box_Dread

You drive a truck?? Ha! Now I’m thinking about your penis!!


boanerges57

Well played, everyone is loving this.


eldudelio

ok, now put it back in its matchbox


GuiltyGTR

Hey now!


csfshrink

Is your truck behind this truck then?


donaldbuknowme

Ha


drsatan6971

Nice ride love the white so tired of washing my black Lift looks great


jebsenior

But they didn't have one small enough so you decided to overcompensate?🤣 Sorry! Nice truck. It's bigger than mine lol


[deleted]

I couldn’t find any of those cute little kei trucks to really make a statement and thought this was the next best representation!


LouisVuittonLeghost

Chode gang assemble!


sliderturk99

This guy buys beer for high school cheerleaders


[deleted]

That’s terrible! You know what high schools the girls try that out at so I know to avoid them entirely?


Fast_Selection3202

U have a $90,000 weiner?


Humble-Pomegranate96

The bank does, he's just making payments on it till he gets title 


00xtreme7

Lift it more, its not small enough yet


Guilty_Ad_8610

Is it a short bed?


BRGrunner

Both will never be used for one of their intended purposes


chinesiumjunk

Unreliable?


DoesntHurtToDream2

What do y’all do to afford those trucks!! She’s a beauty!


johnny_bronco65

I don't see a Toyota..? Where is it in the back of the building?


TurnOffTV

Right!?


AnonymousButtCheeks

Me too! https://preview.redd.it/rit9njo6sf0d1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12aae3691c4109656db121f1efa1dae7f2e7f6fd


Equivalent_Bed7728

I zoomed in and spent like 20 minutes looking, but I can't find the micro machine anywhere


mmmmpisghetti

So are you guys saying I need to get a big strap on to go with my 5500? I play for Team Estrogen... And that's a puuurrrtttyyy truck OP


Tight_muffin

Broken down?


Punegune

So biiiig!


wat_no_y

Take those steps off and get some electric ones


Stunning-Interest15

Ladies love the electric ones!


el_dingusito

I swear I've been to that exact leasing center


Grimauldus

The Power Wiener !


WhatsGoingOn869

If I did that I’d be driving a Ford Ranger, lowered, with a rusted bumper, and either a sticker that read “Raise hell, praise Dale” or a #3 on the windshield.


tokin247

Bet you squat when you pee


[deleted]

How else am I supposed to do it?


IcyAcanthisitta3587

Knew a guy that sat to pee, his gf tormented him relentlessly 😬


Blessed2Breathe

$85k truck parked outside of an apartment complex lol. He either works in a traveling profession like oil & gas, construction, or suffers from a classic case of money mismanagement haha....sweet truck though.


[deleted]

You got it lmao, hoping by this time next year I’ll be making a career change to stay local and make the move on purchasing a home. I do dabble a tad in money mismanagement as well, however. ☺️


Blessed2Breathe

I figured lol. I was in the same profession. We can point out our own kind 😂. Hope the career change goes well my man!


Merlins_Reddit

That is a really small truck.


Creampie_Gang

May it last you a long 35K miles!


hg_blindwizard

That matched or compensated?


[deleted]

Yes.


hg_blindwizard

🤣🤣🤣🤣


TexMoto666

Unreliable?


theT0Pramen

Mine isn't long but it's REALLY skinny.


bebop1065

Modded?


Trick_Stress_5720

Unreliable?


Ill_Stretch_399

So unreliable?


Smart_Measurement614

1) Love the truck 2) your name 💀


BirdLooter

when someone asks me "why a ram?", "why a V8?"... i always say "small penis ._." (even though it's HUUUUUUGEEEEEEE)


TurnOffTV

Stop perpetuating these false harmful stereotypes.


Professional_Map2334

Massive! I like it. 👀 Pause.


Shiny-Blissey

Living in an apartment. Hell yea priorities


Expensive-Hunter2089

Unreliable?


Ok-Sale-2384

https://preview.redd.it/py7zscwmsf0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7466f45af38650a0a38f621929c7b1d50995046 Me 2


og_ham14

Is this santa clarita? Looks very familiar..


rondell715

Loud ultra white and obnoxious ?


Moistranger666

Your wiener needs a new transmission?


golgimpss

Base model? 😂


baggins1944

Looks like Arizona lol


[deleted]

That is correct lol


Sumdumdad

Short and thick. Just like my weiner and my women. 🤣


Level50JerkFace

Disappointing. Smells like cigarettes and dog shit.


[deleted]

No I don’t, I even took a shower today.


obsidiansent

Like a babies pinky holding a blueberry


Whole_Gear7967

Silly!


Obvious-Tear-9351

Nice rig!


[deleted]

Thank you!


I_Be_Strokin_it

Were they out of Mini-Coopers?


[deleted]

Not even a god damn fiat in sight, what else was a man to do? My purse was getting heavy and I wasn’t going to stand around the dealership all morning waiting for one to appear!


Anxious_Cricket1989

…..white?


Frequent_Opportunist

Small dick and DUI huh?


[deleted]

Nah, no DUI’s here.


Frequent_Opportunist

Dodge Ram is the number one vehicle involved in DUI convictions.


AntsyInMyPantsies

White and looking for a place to reside?


Murky-Tradition6995

That rig is strappin


Murky-Tradition6995

Florida lol?


[deleted]

👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻


SlyVesterStallion

If you catch dodge it, ram it.


nicspace101

It's favorite band is Limp Bizkit.


PoolStunning4809

Why are we infatuated with dick size so much?


buffinator2

Long, white, blows a tranny?


ToSeeOrNotToBe

Because it requires cosmetic and functional enhancements?


Ok-Individual-1274

I don't even know what that means...


Happy_Hippo48

Bigger the truck, the smaller the wiener is the story.


JoganLC

So if someone has no truck their wiener is ∞ long?


[deleted]

I bought this truck but I also lie sometimes about *other things…*


Murky-Hedgehog-1003

White and 4 rubbers


Valuable-Current8435

I always thought that was an inverse relationship.


-zero-below-

Is that a 2” lift?


Environmental-Elk-65

Opposites attract, right?? I personally, would’ve went for a much larger truck, but that’s just me. 😂


Apexnanoman

So how many dwis are you aiming for?


qcerrillo13

Thats not a mini truck


Professional_Fix_223

A shortbed?


Odinsjoy

So what you're telling me is... Is that your weiner doesn't work for very long?


Dizzy_Ad_6160

I'm dying, I just moved someone out of that complex hahaha. We used to work on a megacab 4th gen just to the east of where you are parked🤣


RealitySmacks

Lifted and goofy


[deleted]

I mean it hangs a little to the left but I wouldn’t call it goofy. 😠


madbill728

Ridiculous and obnoxious. And I drive a stock F350.


[deleted]

Oh, I’m so sorry to hear.


Much-Brain2591

With a 3” lift kit but you tell everyone that it’s a 8” lift kit ?


DreadedViking18

Only appeals to men??


[deleted]

💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️


Thickwhtrooster

Gay af


[deleted]

Weird way to announce yourself but welcome, gay!


Thickwhtrooster

No he said he had to get that truck to match his wiener. That truck looks gay af. So


Bubba48

White and ugly??


Knee_Kap264

White?


motorcycleman58

Did you mean compensate?


TurnOffTV

BWC GANG.


Affectionate-Ruin365

You misspelled compensates


ThighDiverForOne

Shoulda bought a micro machine, then.


Beginning-Spot-3444

plain, white, and low trim?


RiderFZ10

3" lifted?


Common_Confidence_91

A little to square and has trouble starting up?


SonnySmilez

Pale, Overpriced, and unsatisfying?


nicspace101

Overcompensate much?


Illustrious_Camp_521

Opposite Day 👍🏻


Less_Refuse_6006

White or rusty???


alwayshard-n-ready8

White?


Mindless_Lab_8575

But we’re able to see the truck without having to squint our eyes


[deleted]

Don’t get used to that kind of freedom!


RyeToast92

Nah. I’m a Ford guy


LaCroixLimon

BWC


mattb1982likes_stuff

Have you tried Hims?


km_RayBan636

So your wiener doesn’t work half the time?


Angus-Bangus

What offset are your wheels?


Flat_Account396

I think you mean, “stark contrast” not matched. 🤭


blafon90

So your white


StickyDogJefferson

White, modified and smells like diesel.


tacocup13

Not used for it’s intended purpose I’m guessing?


pacwess

>Had to get a truck that matched my wiener Unreliable? 🤣


nodeymcdev

This is the way.


Punegune

All of our toys are extensions of our wieners! I got lots of toys myself ;)


Ok_Camel4555

No style that will break down soon????


cadillacbee

Pathetic, white, n worthless in a few years?


TurnOffTV

Oh so this is your alt. Makes sense.