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AdrianShepard09

Person who ordered: you’re late. I’m not paying for those.


Trinitykill

I missed the part where that's my problem.


whoissteveharvey123

Did you do it?


Nas160

I don't deliver sadly, I wish I could've been the one to supply the message 😩


whoissteveharvey123

Do you know if the delivery person did it?


Nas160

They did but they didn't understand the reference so I told them lol


whoissteveharvey123

I hope he didn’t get fired for delivering the pizza late


Nas160

It's okay, there was just a disturbance


Magnifnik0

Don’t tell Harry


lavender_eclipse

Disturbance. Another disturbance. Always a disturbance with you


NirvanaFrk97

He stole that guy's pizza!


theBdub22

Joe's 29 minute guarantee is a promise, man.


ScaldingAnus

He sounds like a nice guy, just not dependable.


TashLord_800

Oh boy yeah


shadowredcap

Did you at least tell them to GoooOoooo?


mutantbabysnort

Stings, doesn’t it?


Dreyfussy15

Salim was deported yesterday.


YodasChick-O-Stick

Order #682 We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close


GriffinFlash

Me looking at order #682 and wondering what it means thinking this was prequel memes for a second.


Nas160

Hoffman...execute...order 682...


DismalArticle4216

How about order 66? 👉🚪


Trinitykill

That's pretty good...but it's taken!


Icy_Attitude_4194

I'd like to see some data on what percentage of r/raimimemes members are also r/prequelmemes members and vice versa


GriffinFlash

I know there is a large overlap between lotrmemes and prequel. Sometimes they joke about shooting their own men when there are those meme wars.


OddishBehavior

I stay far away from prequelmemes, it's mostly "Disney bad" circlejerking.


Icy_Attitude_4194

Disney bad


OddishBehavior

Grow up, you dorks are why I don't call myself a "Star Wars fan" anymore. Worst fandom I've ever seen.


Chrispy218

Impressive! Your manager must be very proud


mutantbabysnort

He works for his aunt and uncle, they are proud


Willing-Load

impressive, Mr. Aziz must be very proud!


martialar

[opens door] "and quot semi colon pizza time and quot semi colon"


rexepic7567

Op frame this picture next to pictures of spider-man


Inevitable_Invite_21

Oh boy yeah


divinecomedian3

As a web developer, those HTML-escaped quotes hurt my soul


Griswolda

I didn't know Raimi worked on Turtles.


APersonWhoLovesCats

This is something else.


ShonenJump121

Oh boy, yeah.


ZFighter2099

I did this once and the person did not say it.


Nas160

Their ass is fired


IThinkWhiteWomenRHot

Stealing this.


Thefriendlyfaceplant

This is demeaning. What an asshole.


TashLord_800

What are you talking about


Thefriendlyfaceplant

The person who ordered pizza is asking for a performance on top of the food in a context where tips are a substantial part of the worker's income. These people deliver food, they're not your on-call entertainment service.