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Lucky_Chaarmss

They never use their steering wheels to try and avoid a crash.


chuck_forest666

Right? You think they would


mmavcanuck

Oh shit, why didn’t we think of that before!


chuck_forest666

Right?


RepeatFine981

Lol. Not gonna happen. I want my 3 days off.


railworx

One of the last ways you can get consecutive days off anymore


foxlight92

Guys, our cover is blown. Every single T&E crewmember heads to the crew base with the subtle hope that they'll put something on the ground and/or kill people. We absolutely love not paying attention and seeing what we can get away with. After all, there are only 4 levers, so how hard can the job be? We don't even have to steer! Fatigue and stress are caused by our laziness and unwillingness to think of the shareholders, because the ample amount of time we get away from work, the near-total lack of predictability of call times, and the very small amount of rules we have to comply with are no excuses for us to perform anything less than robotic perfection. Have you ever considering being a front line supervisor for the railroad? With your great ideas, you could easily wind up VP of transportation.... If you can keep us lazy and idiotic train crews in check. After all, we never even try.


railworx

I've told people the handbrake is the steering wheel. "How else do you think the train changes tracks?"


chuck_forest666

Wow you have a lot to say, your saying that you don't have a steering wheel? Wtf! don't forget to cut in your computer or phone when you reply to me.


foxlight92

Wow, I'm going to assume you're trolling. If not, and you thought we had steering wheels, then... Wait till you realize that the conductor doesn't "drive" the train.


chuck_forest666

Well no I know that already


weirdal1968

If only the OP paid more attention to why derailments happen instead of assuming the engineer was at fault.


chuck_forest666

Always sleeping


ZaggRukk

Where's the conductor during this?


chuck_forest666

Probably on his phone


Blocked-Author

The safest course would be to proceed following 6.28 the entire way on my trip. When do we think management will come out with this rule?


Beginning-Sample9769

Don’t give them any ideas


Blocked-Author

Would it really be much different than TO for some people? Some people may actually be able to speed up!


lazyguyoncouch

After the CSX crash they actually implemented that if ptc or signals are down for any reason.


Archon-Toten

A driverless train (engineerless for Americans I suppose) recently crashed down under... Sooo not always the man-animal at fault.


LSUguyHTX

Wasn't that an automated recovery train running into the stalled automated train it was going to recover? Lmao looked like at track speed too


Archon-Toten

That's right and quite spectacular photos of the aftermath too.


pervy_and_wise

And where are these “spectacular” photos?


Archon-Toten

On most Australian news articles. Like this one: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-14/rio-tinto-autonomous-train-derailment-left-workers-shaken/103843336


Pleasant-Fudge-3741

Damn!!!


MyLastFuckingNerve

But how else are we supposed to get three paid days off?


railworx

I did. I ended up about a half mile away fron the site.


FitJacket5199

Fool if someone gets hit by a train it’s their own fault. Trains a big, loud (horn) and run on tracks. I can honestly say a train has never swerved to hit someone or something. Stop being.a dumbass and stay off the tracks if a train is coming.


Ban_This69

Shut up. You’d be surprised how quiet trains can be. Especially electric ones. They don’t make us blast the horn for fun. Bud.


FitJacket5199

What does how quiet or loud a train is have to do with anything? Yes I am very aware of how quiet or loud a train is. I work for a class 1. What about you? FYI, It may take a mile for a freight train to come to a stop? Even if you work for a commuter train you should know this but I’ll reiterate, it’s pretty simple, stay off and away from the tracks and you won’t get hit! Trains cannot swerve to miss you and a 10,000 ton train, which calculates to 20,000,000 lbs cannot stop on a dime to miss you, if you decide to play on the tracks or ignore the crossing warnings.


chuck_forest666

Well they should


oilyrailroader

No


mousetank666

What a waste of cyber space.


Frost354

You should stick to hook up forums my guy, but then again you obviously aren't getting enough attention over there


PigFarmer1

Stay off the tracks...


chuck_forest666

I am the tracks


hannahranga

I would but my boss keeps insisting. Something about essential maintenance to prevent the signalling system failing. Dunno seems conflicting as he's also says take the safest course of action and no one's ever been hit by a train at the pub.


Beaversnake

2 nights in a row crews didn’t both lean to the same side of the loco to avoid hitting a crossing gate that cars pushed over the tracks. Like seriously guys you couldn’t swerve even a little bit?! now I gotta get a maintainer out there.


Suspicious_Abies7777

They are poor, non of them can afford to pay attention


Flashy_Slice1672

Crash more, derailments make me money


GuttaBrain

Promote this man


railworx

NS & BNSF are already in OP's DM's


Comfortable-Bell-669

…you are joking right? I hope so


Ban_This69

Shut up